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(Sun Sentinel)   It's just another typical Friday night DUI bust in Florida. Drunken mom with 8 kids in car was heading to... a bar   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 21
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2012-08-12 02:37:41 PM  
Down here, we call that a family outing.
 
2012-08-12 02:57:36 PM  
Whould you rather she lose her buzz!?
 
2012-08-12 03:03:39 PM  
Lawanda Elizabeth Lowery-Gale, 32, was headed to Fubar, a Gainesville nightclub, about 10:00 p.m. on Friday with eight kids, aged 10-months to 14-years, inside her van when she sideswiped another car, cops say, reports The Gainesville Sun.

I guess she'll soon learn the meaning of the word.
 
2012-08-12 03:08:40 PM  
Thank god she wasn't operating a raft.
 
2012-08-12 03:09:09 PM  
FTFA: Now she'll get to see many, many bars

Hey! What? That's not...

FTFA: - from inside her cell where she is being held on $275,000 bail

Oh, you!
 
2012-08-12 03:14:03 PM  
Too late Darwin, she already reproduced.
 
2012-08-12 03:18:26 PM  

Snort: Too late Darwin, she already reproduced.


At least you know she'll put out once she's at the bar.

Hell, maybe even sooner.
 
2012-08-12 03:19:49 PM  

Snort: Too late Darwin, she already reproduced.


Nothing that a fully loaded shotgun wouldn't fix.
 
2012-08-12 03:21:14 PM  
Lawanda Elizabeth Lowery-Gale, 32, was headed to Fubar

www.hollywoodgravehunter.com

Watch it sucka
 
2012-08-12 03:22:43 PM  
14 yr old could have watched all those kids at home, you can't blame somebody with 6 kids for wanting to get her drink on.
 
hej
2012-08-12 03:36:37 PM  
I bet she paid for the alcohol with all that welfare money.
 
2012-08-12 03:41:34 PM  
Six of the kids were her children,

Thirty two years old with six kids. Joy.
 
2012-08-12 03:51:39 PM  

Rik01: Down here, we call that a family outing.


Same here, what's the big deal?

I wouldn't do it with my kids but in the time and place I grew up in that sort of thing was normal. We had these things called Ice Houses down in Texas in the '60s and they were truly a social gathering place. My parents would go several nights a week and hang out while us kids played in the parking lot out back. I know it wasn't ideal but heck, when you grow up in a rural area there's just not a lot of choices about where to hang out. And in the middle of hot, scorching summer a place that has a huge storeroom full of ice is awesome.

I suppose it's an acquired taste but there's nothing like the ambiance of an old beer joint with a long bar and cracked vinyl barstools and a shuffle board machine in the back. It just brings back the best memories for me.

I was driving out west a few years ago and found one in Superior, AZ. There were three old miners sitting at the bar sipping their drinks and it was 110 outside. I guess they didn't like me because I'm city folk, but I sure loved them.
 
2012-08-12 03:55:24 PM  

browneye: Six of the kids were her children,

Thirty two years old with six kids. Joy.


CSB, my S/O was doing a history on someone for plasma donation. The woman was pregnant with her 9th child and she was 32.

I think we need to force sterilize these people and give them a 23K per year consolation prize for life.
 
2012-08-12 03:56:35 PM  

hej: I bet she paid for the alcohol with all that welfare money.


Careful there Scooter, this is FARK . The truth will not set you free. It will however get you called racist, hater, bigot and of course trolling.

/I'm convinced she would never accept welfare, WIC, trac phone, section 8 , free meals for her spawn, etc.
 
2012-08-12 04:03:53 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: browneye: Six of the kids were her children,

Thirty two years old with six kids. Joy.

CSB, my S/O was doing a history on someone for plasma donation. The woman was pregnant with her 9th child and she was 32.

I think we need to force sterilize these people and give them a 23K per year consolation prize for life.


Too much goddamn trouble. Someone else already had a better solution
www.historyplace.com
 
2012-08-12 04:04:21 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: browneye: Six of the kids were her children,

Thirty two years old with six kids. Joy.

CSB, my S/O was doing a history on someone for plasma donation. The woman was pregnant with her 9th child and she was 32.

I think we need to force sterilize these people and give them a 23K per year consolation prize for life. a swift kick in the ass.

 
2012-08-12 04:15:57 PM  
These whores shouldn't be allowed to drive - or tote around their drunken brats!
 
2012-08-12 04:26:21 PM  
,I agree that this is a serious offence, and it definitely is very serious, but what is with this $275,000 bail? I have seen bail for accused killers set at less than that, so how do they calculate this particular amount?

Lots of DUIs get $10, 000, so I assume they must be putting on about 8x$3,000 for child endangerment and $35K for the DUI? It just seems pretty high.
 
2012-08-12 04:32:40 PM  
We're going to play a game. It's called "sit quietly in the car until Mommy staggers out of a bar and gives one of you the keys to drive us all home".

"But Mommy, I'm only thwee yearth old!"

IT COULD BE ANYBODY!

That's the fun part!
 
2012-08-12 05:34:06 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: browneye: Six of the kids were her children,

Thirty two years old with six kids. Joy.

CSB, my S/O was doing a history on someone for plasma donation. The woman was pregnant with her 9th child and she was 32.

I think we need to force sterilize these people and give them a 23K per year consolation prize for life.


Hmmm...Ive already got 2 kids, and the last few years Ive made a good bit less than 23k...where do I sign up?
 
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