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		Monitor lizards making their way to market in violation of Wildlife Act. Something needs to be done about this reptile dysfunction (thehindu.com)		34
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St_Francis_P		2012-08-12 08:09:49 AM

Lounge lizards still on the Least Concern list.

6655321		2012-08-12 08:58:38 AM

Smiling Bob is upset.
onemansblog.com

Tranquil Hegemony		2012-08-12 09:00:07 AM

Who will monitor the monitor lizards?

LordOfThePings		2012-08-12 09:03:01 AM

Keyboard and monitor lizard

Matthew Keene		2012-08-12 09:03:07 AM

Is there anything the third world will not eat?

Enormous-Schwanstucker		2012-08-12 09:06:36 AM

Tranquil Hegemony: Who will monitor the monitor lizards?

Meant to say this, came for this anyway, leaving satisfied.

I will add this though; Do they have Merrimack Lizards?

eyeq360		2012-08-12 09:16:01 AM

I blame the Geico gecko. He's getting rid of the competition for the car insurance mascot market.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-12 09:24:36 AM

Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

spinach, corn.

mcdonalds africa

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-12 09:25:12 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

spinach, corn.

mcdonalds africa

cache.jezebel.com

TheGreenMonkey		2012-08-12 09:27:37 AM

Reptile dysfunction is a huge issue. Research must be performed to determine the root causes of this devastating problem. For many their small minds will be opposed to any kind of hard effort towards eliminating this headache. It will take effort and concentration but we can push through the tight barriers imposed and all will benefit from the eventual climax.

NutWrench		2012-08-12 09:33:27 AM

Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

Toasted snail penises.
Candied moose balls.
Deep dish Yak dick.

phaseolus		2012-08-12 09:34:53 AM

Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

Peanut butter, in some places.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-12 09:36:05 AM

i started to monitor these lizards, but now i'm in violation of a Wildlife Act?? but you told ME to MONITOR THEM!!!

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-12 09:36:43 AM

kettir		2012-08-12 09:43:55 AM

they need to start rumors and urban legends that eating monitor lizards makes your Weiner fall off.

Mega Steve		2012-08-12 09:44:58 AM

There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge!

So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect?

rnatalie		2012-08-12 09:48:09 AM

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.

Tyranicle		2012-08-12 09:49:27 AM

Monitor lizards are lizards. Amphibious by birth, cold blooded till death. They are there. Monitoring.

\sorry

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-12 09:53:16 AM

Mega Steve: There is also a myth that consumption of the meat increases sexual urge!

So the weirder and more endangered the animal, the greater the effect?

i think it mainly has to do with the ingestion of saturated fats??

Dear Jerk		2012-08-12 10:06:57 AM

Somebody needs to... pitch pitch pitch a resolution.

TWX		2012-08-12 10:45:41 AM

rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267]

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.

Okay, I tried to find that but failed... Is that a Godfather quote, or a The Freshman quote?

Buffet		2012-08-12 11:04:05 AM

I had to look it up to find that the Lilliputians lived in India. Can't anyone put a stop to the antics of all these outta control heathen foreigners? Make 'em all dress right and speak English, I say!

bookman		2012-08-12 11:04:08 AM

Matthew Keene: Is there anything the third world will not eat?

They are actually quite tasty. Had some a couple of years ago in Singapore.

/Well, it COULD have been monkey meat.
//Tastes like chicken.

browser_snake		2012-08-12 11:11:43 AM

I'd like to get one, but I'm waiting for a 30 inch monitor.

rnatalie		2012-08-12 11:44:08 AM

Freshman, at the end in response to the the "So this was all a scam" line.

Cyno01		2012-08-12 11:58:13 AM

Its harder to find a picture of a lizard on a computer screen thats not from the same stupid stock photo set than i thought.

So heres some geckos farking.

cindylane.com.au

wambu		2012-08-12 01:00:47 PM

We need mandatory prison sentences for monitor lizards who violate our laws.

/problem solved

pxlboy		2012-08-12 01:27:16 PM

Isildur		2012-08-12 03:15:14 PM

It's a rough job tackling a problem of this scale.

FrancoFile		2012-08-12 05:05:03 PM

rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x267]

This is business. In business you got to do what you got to do.

Clark Kellogg approves.

/highly underappreciated movie.

Oldiron_79		2012-08-12 06:17:56 PM

LordOfThePings: [hamptonroads.com image 450x338]

Keyboard and monitor lizard

Beardies are agamids, not monitors.

LordOfThePings		2012-08-13 01:46:06 AM

Oldiron_79: Beardies are agamids, not monitors.

And they don't really have beards, what's your point?

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-13 07:54:09 AM

pxlboy: [www.marunde-muscle.com image 800x600]

where's the Merrimack?

www.history.navy.mil

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-13 07:54:45 AM

i mean merr iMac

zapp2.staticworld.net

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