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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   For the second time in as many months, chimp runs around pounding on vehicles after escaping from a) zoo, b) research lab, or c) a cage in some random person's backyard in Vegas?   (ajc.com) divider line 33
    More: Unlikely, Las Vegas, Ty Burrell, backyards, Las Vegas Sun  
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2012-08-12 09:34:44 AM  
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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-08-12 10:03:05 AM  
Right turn Clyde

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2012-08-12 10:35:04 AM  
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/trust me, monkeys running around pounding on (and through) walls was involved
 
2012-08-12 10:35:17 AM  
That was actually just her kid. He does that when she won't let him eat bananas
 
2012-08-12 10:35:18 AM  
Best traffic jam ever
 
2012-08-12 10:39:51 AM  
Why do they allow people keep these face eating monsters?
 
2012-08-12 10:40:04 AM  
Scared yet?
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2012-08-12 10:41:23 AM  
I think I liked it better when the new fad pet was a dog small enough to be kept in a purse.
 
2012-08-12 10:42:42 AM  
Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame
 
2012-08-12 10:44:04 AM  

bwilson27: Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame


And yet you still felt the need to come in and comment.
 
2012-08-12 10:44:48 AM  

gingerjet: bwilson27: Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame

And yet you still felt the need to come in and comment.


Someone needs to speak up about it, yes.
 
2012-08-12 10:48:32 AM  

bwilson27: Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame


Indeed an unfortunate set of consecutive green lights. Alas, it's Sunday; the day I don't care to whine about trivial shiat.
 
9mm
2012-08-12 10:52:25 AM  
A) Fark
B) Trifectfa
C) Complete
 
2012-08-12 10:58:15 AM  
face eating monsters?
Reminds me of this chic I know.
 
2012-08-12 11:08:41 AM  
Subby finds an interesting article and wants to submit it to Fark... not being able to come up with a funny or creative headline... does he a) Spend some time thinking about it b) ask a friend for help c) post the headline as a multiple choice question with two reasonable options and one super crazy fun time answer but the cool part is it's actually the right answer!!

/Yeah... that's right... I went there.
 
2012-08-12 11:18:16 AM  

bwilson27: Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame


Login: bwilson27
Fark account number: 322806
Account created: 2007-01-25 09:08:52
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And I'm done with this one.
 
2012-08-12 11:23:23 AM  
It's old news...
 
2012-08-12 11:46:14 AM  

2wolves: bwilson27: Fark is becoming:
A) Redundant
B) Boring
C) Predictably lame

Login: bwilson27
Fark account number: 322806
Account created: 2007-01-25 09:08:52
Submitted links approved: None

And I'm done with this one.


SAVE OUR MEDIOCRITY!!!
 
2012-08-12 11:54:22 AM  
Who keeps a chimp (or any primate for that matter) as a pet? It won't sit in a blind with you on a cold morning and then leap into the water to fetch a duck for you. It won't make noise when a stranger comes to the front door. It won't go to a park and be cute so the chicks will come over to say hi. It won't even curl up in your lap and purr. Unless you need it for picking those lice out of your hair, what good is it?
 
2012-08-12 12:06:53 PM  
4.
 
2012-08-12 12:14:01 PM  
For the third time in as many Fark headlines, mods green light a) poorly written headlines b) same exact headline c) worn out Fark-ism headline
 
2012-08-12 12:18:19 PM  
It's hard out there for a chimp.
 
2012-08-12 12:24:47 PM  
You would think the chimp lived in a specific person's backyard in Vegas, unless it's a community chimp. Why doesn't one of the random people whose backyard the chimp moves into call Animal Control?

/Come to think of it, Animal Control in Vegas must be a damned interesting job.
 
2012-08-12 12:35:06 PM  
the sad part is that recently the same chimp and her mate got out and the male was killed. she is probably grieving and going crazy from being a semi intelligent being kept in captivity. people really should stick to domesticated pets like dogs or lizard type pets that don't care much about captivity.
 
2012-08-12 12:45:50 PM  
OOOOOOHHHHH, chimpanzee that! MONKEY NEWS!
 
2012-08-12 01:10:31 PM  
This is because the "trunk monkey" idea never caught on, and they were overstocked. Now all the unemployed trunk monkeys have nothing better to do. Thanks, Republicans.
 
2012-08-12 01:18:03 PM  
I live only a couple of blocks from this train wreck.

/A few years ago, it was a loose white tiger.
 
2012-08-12 01:29:03 PM  

kettir: the sad part is that recently the same chimp and her mate got out and the male was killed. she is probably grieving and going crazy from being a semi intelligent being kept in captivity. people really should stick to domesticated pets like dogs or lizard type pets that don't care much about captivity.


This. It's just sad at this point. Chimps are much too smart to be kept as pets. For one thing, any animal that smart is going to be fundamentally unpredictable, which is very bad considering how dangerous chimps can be.
 
2012-08-12 02:53:23 PM  
I know Vegas is getting bad... but come on Subby...

That's racist.
 
2012-08-12 04:32:08 PM  

ThighsofGlory: You would think the chimp lived in a specific person's backyard in Vegas, unless it's a community chimp. Why doesn't one of the random people whose backyard the chimp moves into call Animal Control?

/Come to think of it, Animal Control in Vegas must be a damned interesting job.


I came in here to make fun of the misuse of the word random - good to see you have it covered.

/Pet peeve?
 
2012-08-12 05:10:31 PM  
Why own a pet with retard strength that likes to fling poo?
 
2012-08-12 05:48:02 PM  
I was here in Vegas for both chimp escapes. Not saying correlation equals causation BUT both time the temp was up over 115 degrees. I think it's safe to say that THAT is too hot for a non-desert mammal to be outside.
 
2012-08-12 08:57:00 PM  

Capt_Fodder: ThighsofGlory: You would think the chimp lived in a specific person's backyard in Vegas, unless it's a community chimp. Why doesn't one of the random people whose backyard the chimp moves into call Animal Control?

/Come to think of it, Animal Control in Vegas must be a damned interesting job.

I came in here to make fun of the misuse of the word random - good to see you have it covered.

/Pet peeve?


You have no idea.
 
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