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(   Woman delays her arrest by faking pregnancy complications, then escapes from the hospital. Does she A) Go on the lam B) Go back home C) Head over to a nearby McDonalds   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Roman army unit types, McRib  
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2012-08-12 11:12:10 AM  
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Dayyam. I was reading the story and, after reading the woman's name and what she did, I leapt to the conclusion that she's black.

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Then I saw her mug shot.

Well, she probably acts and talks all black and whatnot.
2012-08-12 10:14:17 AM  
1 vote:
Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.
2012-08-12 09:58:07 AM  
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McRib is back baby!
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