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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Woman delays her arrest by faking pregnancy complications, then escapes from the hospital. Does she A) Go on the lam B) Go back home C) Head over to a nearby McDonalds   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-12 09:38:21 AM
Pregnancy gives women weird cravings. Film at 11
 
2012-08-12 09:43:24 AM
She figured, if I eat Micky D's now, prison food won't seem so bad.

Or might have been the whole ok-I-was-faking-pregnancy-but-the-gastrointestinal-disease-thing-is-re al angle.
 
2012-08-12 09:50:30 AM
She looks high as fark
 
2012-08-12 09:52:23 AM
if i eat McDonalds maybe i'll LOOK pregnant at least??
 
2012-08-12 09:58:07 AM
McRib is back baby!
 
2012-08-12 09:59:12 AM

havaham: McRib is back baby!


no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy
 
2012-08-12 10:00:52 AM
I'm lovin' it.
 
2012-08-12 10:01:34 AM
I didn't read the article but I'm asuming she went to McDonalds.
 
2012-08-12 10:14:17 AM
Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.
 
2012-08-12 10:20:45 AM

Tyranicle: Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.


why don't you go and kill yourself
 
2012-08-12 10:22:26 AM
One of her charges is : 4511-19A1E - OVI WITH URINE



Info obtained from the Hamilton County Ohio website.
 
2012-08-12 10:34:20 AM
meth or oxy?
 
2012-08-12 10:34:57 AM
Mom, why is there a Big Mac wrapper in my baby book?
 
2012-08-12 10:51:38 AM
I was sure she'd be black.
 
2012-08-12 10:54:35 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy


Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself


RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.
 
2012-08-12 10:54:35 AM
Oxy.
 
2012-08-12 11:00:42 AM

robbrie: meth or oxy?


Bath salts.
 
2012-08-12 11:02:01 AM

bel4sucks: Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself

RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.


He's always a cranky-poo.

BTW, I had no idea so I looked it up, 4511-19A1E - OVI WITH URINE is just drunk driving.
 
2012-08-12 11:12:10 AM
Dayyam. I was reading the story and, after reading the woman's name and what she did, I leapt to the conclusion that she's black.

i0.kym-cdn.com

Then I saw her mug shot.

Well, she probably acts and talks all black and whatnot.
 
2012-08-12 12:02:42 PM
Sheesh. Pregnant women eat the craziest things..
 
2012-08-12 12:25:43 PM

bel4sucks: Jon iz teh kewl: no it's not. go back to your cellar. homeboy

Jon iz teh kewl: why don't you go and kill yourself

RAWR a bunch of farkers woke up with their taints twisted from a hangover this morning.


RAWR is RIGHT.

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2012-08-12 12:49:43 PM
Is she supposed to want to be arrested?
 
2012-08-12 03:20:17 PM
In her mug shot, is that a lip piercing or a really sparkly herpes sore?
 
2012-08-12 04:26:17 PM
Yes I said to put pickles on that McFlurry, biatch - I'M ALREADY GETTING ARRESTED DON'T FARKIN' PUSH ME
 
2012-08-12 05:19:52 PM

Nickster79: In her mug shot, is that a lip piercing or a really sparkly herpes sore?


Doesn't matter. Either one is the equivalent to a snake's rattle or the bright colors of a fish: Mother Nature saying "stay away"
 
2012-08-12 09:32:00 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Tyranicle: Just read the article. Women! Stop with the 'babe in the woods' bullshiat. It's getting old and fast. If you don't stop your bullshiat you'll end up wearing clothing over your head and entire body while not allowing to show the soles of your feet. Thank you.

why don't you go and kill yourself


Not during 'Shark Week'.
 
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