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(Kotaku)   Holding a BB gun to a classmate's head and demanding that 4.7 billion Runescape coins be transferred to your character is no way to go through life, son   (kotaku.com) divider line 43
    More: Stupid, RuneScape, BB gun, air guns, Runescape coins, robbery, David Emani, Jonathan Dokler  
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7919 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2012 at 11:33 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-12 08:54:12 AM
Any male who poses with ducklips obviously has no life to go through in the first place.
 
2012-08-12 11:35:29 AM
Seriously, Runescape?
 
2012-08-12 11:36:09 AM
pleople play runescape?
 
2012-08-12 11:36:37 AM
This is far far beyond stupid
 
2012-08-12 11:36:47 AM
Damned teenaged gamers and their nonsense these days. GET OFF MY INTERNET!
 
2012-08-12 11:37:12 AM
Holding a BB gun to a classmate's head and demanding that 4.7 billion brazilian Runescape coins be transferred to your character is no way to go through life, son

FTHFY
 
2012-08-12 11:37:35 AM
I don't know, I think this kid has the world figured out early and is going to be OK.
 
2012-08-12 11:40:56 AM

Antagonism: Seriously, Runescape?


If this was EVE, someone would have been carbombed.
 
2012-08-12 11:42:44 AM
I used to play it during class about 10 years ago. I had quite a fortune stored up.

Lame story, bro.
 
2012-08-12 11:43:07 AM
Put the bong down.
 
2012-08-12 11:43:36 AM
Runescape brings me back, first i thought "Holy crap, people still play that game?" ...Wonder if this kind of stuff still occurs in World of Warcraft?
 
2012-08-12 11:44:31 AM
Yay my 3rd green ever. :D

If he's this addicted to Runescape (and this crazy) he'll adjust real well to prison life lol.
 
2012-08-12 11:46:15 AM
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This look doesn't say "gangsta," it says, "I am skilled in fellatio."
 
2012-08-12 11:48:02 AM
I'm never sure if people have gotten stupider in recent years, or if there has been the same proportion of stupid people throughout human history, and we've only recently gotten unlimited access to local news stories from around the world, and YouTube comments.
 
2012-08-12 11:48:07 AM
Time for a new Internet Tough Guy meme.
 
2012-08-12 11:49:07 AM
Meh, gold farmer bot. I remember many times in wow i would come across a chinese gold farmer bot. Would always be a hunter troll, and with a pig as a pet. Had fun for hours griefing him and stealing his kills and loots. Then i would aggro all the mobs, run over to him, feign death, and watch him get gang raped by the aggro'd mobbies. Heh,,good times.

/i know ..i know...csb.
 
2012-08-12 11:50:07 AM
I'd say I weep for the future of humanity but damn it... I'm too busy laughing. LOL Runescape cash deal gone wrong..WTF is going on!
 
2012-08-12 11:58:29 AM

NutWrench: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

This look doesn't say "gangsta," it says, "I am skilled in fellatio."


Plus a nice prominent Adam's apple, which means you'll feel it when he swallows. He's kinda cute. I'd let him do me.


www.nypost.com

And that name. Humza Bajwa. Sounds so close to Hummer Blowjob. Coincidence? I don't think so.
 
2012-08-12 11:58:36 AM

Bloody William: Antagonism: Seriously, Runescape?

If this was EVE, someone would have been carbombed.



Eh. Even 4.7 bil ISK isn't that much these days. Game's been running for like eight years now.
 
2012-08-12 11:58:52 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-12 11:58:52 AM

NutWrench: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

This look doesn't say "gangsta," it says, "I am skilled in fellatio."


Also looks like a cop is holding his head for the mugshot.
 
2012-08-12 12:14:53 PM
You'll shoot your eye out!

/Got nothing.
 
2012-08-12 12:16:47 PM
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2012-08-12 12:31:00 PM
Gen-Z problems.
 
2012-08-12 12:34:52 PM

MoronLessOff: [t2.gstatic.com image 300x168]


That won't even break the skin!
=Smidge=
/Also the first thing I thought of...
 
2012-08-12 12:47:13 PM
I remember playing Runescape when it first went online. I used a keyboard recorder to level up my mining skill to max in a few days. They later put in interlocks to prevent that from happening. I logged in a year ago and my character still existed after not touching it for 8 years or so.

/csb
 
2012-08-12 12:48:13 PM

MoronLessOff: [t2.gstatic.com image 300x168]


That's ridiculous. Everyone knows WallyWorld is far more important than Runescape.
 
2012-08-12 12:48:55 PM
You do what your told when someone points a Magnum P.I. at your head.
 
2012-08-12 01:08:50 PM
Such an idiot risking years of imprisonment for Runescape coins.

Now TF2 hats are another story.
 
2012-08-12 01:14:24 PM
Shoulda asked for a p-hat.

/for the uneducated, the insanely stupid m0n0cles of Runescape.
//god, I feel old.
 
2012-08-12 01:21:17 PM
FTFA: "Even after the first deal fell apart, Dokler still wanted to sell Bajwa the coins, so a second one was arranged."

Ok, he tries to rip me off the first time. Sure, I get that. I wouldn't respect a man that didn't try to steal from me at least once. But twice? What are the odds?
 
2012-08-12 01:22:41 PM
Well sounds like he got off lucky with just jail.

Good thing he wasn't trying to steal Koins, or this might have happened:
www.puntogeek.com
 
2012-08-12 01:40:59 PM

thisiszombocom: pleople play runescape?


This.

/played a few times back in high school, had no idea what was going on or what I was supposed to do
//began seeing Runescape prepaid cards in stores over the last couple of years, and whenever I do, this question pops right back into my head
 
2012-08-12 02:09:20 PM
From the comments:

"NSYNCMEGAFAN 21 hours ago
I blame dubstep, free mmos, and the lack of Lance Bass.
Nsync, we need you now more then ever."

I honestly LOL'd
 
2012-08-12 02:47:57 PM

neuroflare: From the comments:

"NSYNCMEGAFAN 21 hours ago
I blame dubstep, free mmos, and the lack of Lance Bass.
Nsync, we need you now more then ever."

I honestly LOL'd


That person confounds me. I was a fan of NSYNC back in the day - I was a teenage girl, and well....yeah. They haven't released in album in over 10 yrs, the band doesn't exist anymore anyway....so why are there still "megafans"? Is that someone who is my age (30) and is still a fan, or is it someone younger? I am hoping however, for sanity's sake, that it's a joke. Because a die-hard NSYNC fan in 2012 is just depressing.
 
2012-08-12 03:07:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: That person confounds me. I was a fan of NSYNC back in the day - I was a teenage girl, and well....yeah. They haven't released in album in over 10 yrs, the band doesn't exist anymore anyway....so why are there still "megafans"? Is that someone who is my age (30) and is still a fan, or is it someone younger? I am hoping however, for sanity's sake, that it's a joke. Because a die-hard NSYNC fan in 2012 is just depressing.


It has to be a joke, and if that's wrong and what you said is true then that makes it not depressing, but even funnier.
 
2012-08-12 03:27:09 PM
I can see paying a monthly charge for a game. The company has to make a profit and maintain the game. But paying REAL money for game money or items is insane.

That, and you have to be careful who you deal with. How many stories a year do we hear about some jerkoff assaulting or even killing someone over a stupid game?
 
2012-08-12 03:58:18 PM
I still play my EverQuest character every now and then.
90 Cleric. Born on Lanys in Jan of 2000, now on the Povar Server.

Been about 2 months since I have logged on.
 
2012-08-12 05:04:31 PM
It's weird how everyone finds their niche in gaming. I hated runescape and thought it was terrible, but plenty of people take it very seriously. Same with Farmville, etc.

I did sink more than a year into WOW, so I'm not above it either, but my game was better. ;P
 
2012-08-12 05:06:26 PM
Runescape? That's pretty much "Playskool's 'My First MMO'." It's what you start a four or five year old on.
 
2012-08-12 05:54:53 PM
tell him to transfer the 4.7 billion coins, worth about $3,000 $0 in real world money,
 
2012-08-12 06:31:44 PM

newton: tell him to transfer the 4.7 billion coins, worth about $3,000 $0 in real world money,


Ummmmm, no. Welcome to the 21st century, where you can get a bigger return on a room full of teenage sweatshop workers making virtual gold than real shoes.
filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-12 10:20:20 PM

SageC: newton: tell him to transfer the 4.7 billion coins, worth about $3,000 $0 in real world money,

Ummmmm, no. Welcome to the 21st century, where you can get a bigger return on a room full of teenage sweatshop workers making virtual gold than real shoes.
[filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]


fark this planet. fark it in the ass. With a big, rubber dick.
 
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