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2012-08-12 12:04:40 AM  
Visine is scary dangerous if you ingest it, even in small amounts.

Fark this woman.
 
2012-08-12 12:11:09 AM  

Lsherm: Visine is scary dangerous if you ingest it, even in small amounts.

Fark this woman.


Indeed. I hope she's convicted of attempted murder.
 
2012-08-12 12:24:51 AM  
S. E. Cupp has gone down hill really fast.

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2012-08-12 08:56:31 AM  
I like the "fill out this survey or you can't read the article" tactic. More entertaining than a simple paywall....
 
2012-08-12 09:47:29 AM  
FTFA: "She never meant to kill him, [she] only wanted to make him pay more attention to her,"

Next on FOX, When Attention Whores Attack!
 
2012-08-12 10:56:24 AM  
He can't leave me if he's dead.
 
2012-08-12 10:56:54 AM  
She must be a CSI fan.

I wonder if Nesbitt liked M&Ms?
 
2012-08-12 10:59:15 AM  

Desmo: She must be a CSI fan.

I wonder if Nesbitt liked M&Ms?


That is coincidentally the only episode of CSI I have watched from beginning to end. I never really liked the show the few times I tried to watch it, but I caught that one on a boring day. It's the first thing I thought of when I read the article.
 
2012-08-12 11:01:01 AM  
I've heard people say what sounded like a wives tale that if you put 1 drop of Visine in your beer, it will drive you insane. Maybe she was testing that theory so he could be insane with her?
 
2012-08-12 11:01:24 AM  
There's a Cowboy Bebop joke to be made out of this mess, but I wouldn't know how to make it funny.
 
2012-08-12 11:02:21 AM  
When will this evil Visine be taken off the market. My god. I can't beleive how easy it is for someone to just walk into a store or even buy Visine online! It's insane. What is our government going to do about this? We must ban these Visine's now and go house to house and confiscate everyones Visine before anymore good men die.
 
2012-08-12 11:04:15 AM  

dragonchild: There's a Cowboy Bebop joke to be made out of this mess, but I wouldn't know how to make it funny.


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2012-08-12 11:05:28 AM  
You'd hit it ... or she'd put something really nasty in your drink.
 
2012-08-12 11:06:06 AM  
I bet this woman hates the Tea Party. All the crazy people seem to have that much in common.
 
2012-08-12 11:08:23 AM  

dragonchild: There's a Cowboy Bebop joke to be made out of this mess, but I wouldn't know how to make it funny.


The Red Eyed Coyote will be in the Visine aisle at dawn.
 
2012-08-12 11:12:25 AM  
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2012-08-12 11:12:52 AM  
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Appreciates when you get the red out.
 
2012-08-12 11:16:59 AM  
He'll be paying much MORE attention now, that's for sure..
 
2012-08-12 11:19:34 AM  
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2012-08-12 11:26:57 AM  
I'm pretty sure that making someone violently ill, and possibly causing seizures, coma, or death, is not going to endear you to the object of your affections. Just a thought, lady, try not being crazy. What a dangerous dingbat.
 
2012-08-12 11:50:30 AM  
FTFA: A woman may see jail time after allegedly poisoning a man with eyedrops.

WTF? What the hell is it with women consistently getting off for injurious crimes?
 
2012-08-12 11:53:14 AM  

halloran: When will this evil Visine be taken off the market. My god. I can't beleive how easy it is for someone to just walk into a store or even buy Visine online! It's insane. What is our government going to do about this? We must ban these Visine's now and go house to house and confiscate everyones Visine before anymore good men die.


Obviously we need to spend billions of dollars annually fighting this scourge, and never, ever stop. Because admitting we were wrong and learning from the past is not the American way, dammit.
 
2012-08-12 11:53:14 AM  

Carousel Beast: FTFA: A woman may see jail time after allegedly poisoning a man with eyedrops.

WTF? What the hell is it with women consistently getting off for injurious crimes?


One word: tittyvaginas
 
2012-08-12 11:56:50 AM  

Carousel Beast: FTFA: A woman may see jail time after allegedly poisoning a man with eyedrops.

WTF? What the hell is it with women consistently getting off for injurious crimes?


OR remanded to a secure facility with padded walls, etc.

on an early post "Don't marry crazy". Hell, don't go near, talk, or make eye contact with crazy
 
2012-08-12 11:58:21 AM  

halloran: When will this evil Visine be taken off the market. My god. I can't beleive how easy it is for someone to just walk into a store or even buy Visine online! It's insane. What is our government going to do about this? We must ban these Visine's now and go house to house and confiscate everyones Visine before anymore good men die.


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2012-08-12 12:25:09 PM  
I'm sure it was the guy's fault somehow. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up to that?

Right?

Right??
 
2012-08-12 12:32:47 PM  

Carousel Beast: FTFA: A woman may see jail time after allegedly poisoning a man with eyedrops.

WTF? What the hell is it with women consistently getting off for injurious crimes?


The guy may be a real bleeding heart and decide not to press charges. Who knows if the state will?
 
2012-08-12 12:36:48 PM  
And here I was,expecting something along the lines of Joe McCarthy.
 
2012-08-12 12:43:32 PM  
Visine-Sickness-Wedding Crashers-Isla Fisher

Some good came out of this after all.
 
2012-08-12 01:11:21 PM  
let her "see" jail time FTFA
 
2012-08-12 01:31:43 PM  
Please be careful with !. It's a non-logical operator, using it improperly may make your code harder to understand.
 
2012-08-12 01:40:21 PM  

Melvin Lovecraft:


Came for the Shaun of the Dead reference, leaving happy.
 
2012-08-12 01:55:20 PM  

MoronLessOff: [j.wigflip.com image 432x288]


Even with bloodshot eyes I see what you did there!
 
2012-08-12 02:10:42 PM  
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2012-08-12 02:28:53 PM  

Lsherm: Visine is scary dangerous if you ingest it, even in small amounts.

Fark this woman.


I think that's what she was hoping for.
 
2012-08-13 12:20:40 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: "She never meant to kill him, [she] only wanted to make him pay more attention to her,"

Next on FOX, When Attention Whores Attack!


That would be a great show.

Oh, wait, isn't that the Obama campaign?
 
2012-08-13 08:13:16 AM  
so if i presay overdose on amphetamine and my blood pressure is 300/2430 a few drops of visine down the throat will lower my blood pressure??
 
2012-08-13 03:18:24 PM  
This is how crazy and volatile every woman is. It's seething just below the surface of their exterior. Kind of like that mini-series "V". Where they look human but just under the skin is a hideous reptile thing waiting to ruin your life.

It's a wonder this species perpetuates itself sometimes.
 
2012-08-13 04:49:48 PM  
 
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