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2012-08-12 09:35:25 AM
Umm... I'm sorry but just because you're a good dude doesn't mean I'm going to immediately look for extremely unlikely situations that would explain away your abusiveness
 
2012-08-12 10:42:52 AM

Bunny Deville: Ochocinco, I am disappoint.

No, really, he's been a favorite of mine for NOT pulling stupid shiat like this and for showboating in a highly amusing way.

Just goddamnit.

 
2012-08-12 11:24:16 AM

jbc: You can take the player out of Cincinnati... but you can't take the Cincinnati out of the player.


Right you are.
 
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2012-08-12 11:34:35 AM

bukketmaster: I smell bulls**t. This woman's job is starring on a reality show about being a gold-digger. She would light herself on fire if she got enough money/attention for it.


So would he.
 
2012-08-12 04:21:23 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob


Wow, I hope this isn't a true story.
 
2012-08-12 06:05:55 PM

Bunny Deville: Ochocinco, I am disappoint.

No, really, he's been a favorite of mine for NOT pulling stupid shiat like this and for showboating in a highly amusing way.

Just goddamnit.


Pretty much this. :( I always thought he seemed like a pretty nice dude, but this isn't cool.
 
2012-08-12 06:46:08 PM
So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn
 
2012-08-12 06:59:03 PM

roflmaonow: So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn


I really want to think Chad is innocent. He just seems like such a nice guy, and if this chick really is a golddigger... I mean, obviously Chad has an issue about keeping littlecinco in his pants, he has a horde of children, but as far as I know he has never been violent.

#2 advanced the opinion that they were just doing that head bobbing thing and accidentally smacked each other. I'm going with that theory.
 
2012-08-12 07:28:08 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob


THAT WAS YOU?!?
 
2012-08-12 10:11:10 PM
update: Dolphins cut him
 
2012-08-12 10:17:12 PM

LessO2: The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.

Another term for jail is the clink.

That I knew, the "ocho" made no sense to me at all. I saw nothing to do with the number 8 anywhere in the story.
These comments give me the impression he has some kind of nickname with "ocho" in it though? That would make more sense then.
 
2012-08-12 10:39:29 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: LessO2: The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.

Another term for jail is the clink.
That I knew, the "ocho" made no sense to me at all. I saw nothing to do with the number 8 anywhere in the story.
These comments give me the impression he has some kind of nickname with "ocho" in it though? That would make more sense then.


He changed his name to his jersey number, 85, which in Spanish is "ochocinco." Later, he changed it back to Johnson.

However, the 'phins terminated his contract, according to their website.
 
2012-08-12 11:41:49 PM

fatalvenom: If you can't run and remember a route with Brady, you are a moran.


WTF? The routes Patriot receivers run are complicated. Like, 14.5 yards 30 degree cut complicated. None of this, "run to the post" and "streak" routes that you always run on Madden when you have the fastest receiver in the game.
 
2012-08-13 02:10:23 AM
A women who likely has had a bunch of facial surgery, headbutts another person and tears her obscenely tight skin? Imagine that.
 
2012-08-13 05:32:57 AM

Bunny Deville: roflmaonow: So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn

I really want to think Chad is innocent. He just seems like such a nice guy, and if this chick really is a golddigger... I mean, obviously Chad has an issue about keeping littlecinco in his pants, he has a horde of children, but as far as I know he has never been violent.

#2 advanced the opinion that they were just doing that head bobbing thing and accidentally smacked each other. I'm going with that theory.


What makes me lean towards Chad here is that you have never heard anything about him being violent or breaking the law in anyway. His wife on the other hand.... I have seen a few episodes of Basketball Wives with her on it. This lady is a mess. Every episode she is fighting with somebody, and I don't mean arguing. She is flat out trying to get a hold of the other person to beat their ass, she even threw a wine bottle at another woman.

So yeah I can see them arguing and her hitting him. Or another scenario is them arguing and she jumps in his face, gets to close and they bump heads. I've seen that happen a few times, and the one with the least mass and softer head usually takes all of the damage.
 
2012-08-13 10:05:17 AM
Hope he made her sign a prenup.
 
2012-08-13 06:39:55 PM
VH1 reality series Ev and Ocho was cancelled. Sigh... what happened to innocent until proven guilty?
 
2012-08-14 01:54:38 AM

rosy621: VH1 reality series Ev and Ocho was cancelled. Sigh... what happened to innocent until proven guilty?


Wouldn't the ratings go up? You can't buy pre-publicity like this.
 
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