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2012-08-11 11:37:42 PM
Child, please.
 
2012-08-11 11:37:54 PM
Damn it Chad, and here I thought you were the nicest guy in the NFL full of fun. You don't head butt your new wife. And oblig
 
2012-08-11 11:39:13 PM
Guess the link was too big.

i44.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-11 11:43:53 PM
What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.
 
2012-08-11 11:45:08 PM
He got in a fight with his wife over a condom receipt? LOL
 
2012-08-11 11:45:37 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.


Another term for jail is the clink.
 
2012-08-11 11:47:13 PM
Thanks, Operaman.
 
2012-08-11 11:47:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: He got in a fight with his wife over a condom receipt? LOL


If he's not using the glove for her, I could see how that may be a problem.
 
2012-08-11 11:48:53 PM

LessO2: The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.

Another term for jail is the clink.


HE SAW NOTHING
 
2012-08-11 11:50:10 PM

LessO2: cameroncrazy1984: He got in a fight with his wife over a condom receipt? LOL

If he's not using the glove for her, I could see how that may be a problem.


Yeah, that's true.
 
2012-08-11 11:52:16 PM
 
2012-08-11 11:54:34 PM
So which one has the herps to make it necessary for the rubbers in the 1st place?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-12 12:00:31 AM
You can take the player out of Cincinnati... but you can't take the Cincinnati out of the player.
 
2012-08-12 12:00:55 AM
It makes the two main jokes he told in last week's "Hard Knocks" more sad than funny.
 
2012-08-12 12:01:50 AM
He says they butted heads accidentally while pulling in the driveway.

This is actually entirely plausible, given the drainage/swale requirements in south Florida. If there were nose-to-nose muthafarkin' each other and, being kinda stressed, he whipped it into the driveway kinda fast, it could easily happen.

I'm not making ANY bets on how likely it is, I'm just pointing this out. Lets wait till all the story comes out before we condemn the guy, eh?
 
2012-08-12 12:02:45 AM

roflmaonow: Damn it Chad, and here I thought you were the nicest guy in the NFL full of fun. You don't head butt your new wife. And oblig


I would typically agree, and I like Chad.


If you can't run and remember a route with Brady, you are a moran.
 
2012-08-12 12:08:09 AM
Here we go:

i140.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-12 12:14:58 AM
Keep in mind, he met this wiman on TWITTER.
 
2012-08-12 12:17:19 AM
Headbutt, eh? Gee, where did he learn that from?

/But will she tweet the judge not to fine him?
 
2012-08-12 12:22:30 AM
Aaand..... queue NFL Network's ad about domestic violence
 
2012-08-12 12:25:30 AM
So, they move him back 10 yards and he loses a down. Big Deal.
 
2012-08-12 12:28:03 AM
Looking forward to his eventual appearance on The Price Is Right and the corresponding "Ochoplinko" headline.
 
2012-08-12 12:28:52 AM
www.williesimpson.com
No woman no cry.
 
2012-08-12 12:36:51 AM
Ochocinco, I am disappoint.

No, really, he's been a favorite of mine for NOT pulling stupid shiat like this and for showboating in a highly amusing way.

Just goddamnit.
 
2012-08-12 12:39:36 AM
Well, he did say he was getting arrested this weekend. At least he's a man of his words.
 
2012-08-12 12:44:37 AM
LOL HEADBUTT
 
2012-08-12 12:56:30 AM

drunkness_monster00: Well, he did say he was getting arrested this weekend. At least he's a man of his words.


Well, it was last weekend, but yeah, that is what I meant. He also had that scene where he crashed the coach's meeting because he wasn't allowed home.

Poor guy, he has built a box around himself he cannot seem to get out of. Such a good player too.
 
2012-08-12 01:05:05 AM
the dumb ass dude on NFL LIVE on ESPN pronounced it Day- De county. it is Dade.

this is a day day

thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-08-12 01:07:03 AM
his wife realized he is done, and found a way out. she can get it all now. gold digger found it
 
2012-08-12 01:08:19 AM
I smell bulls**t. This woman's job is starring on a reality show about being a gold-digger. She would light herself on fire if she got enough money/attention for it.
 
2012-08-12 01:11:08 AM
I hated hearing about this. Usually i get a little shadenfruede when an NFL player gets arrested for doing something stupid. This just makes me sad.
 
2012-08-12 01:21:07 AM

Taima: Child, please.


Ah the League, awesome awesome show. This also reminds me, my wife handled our fantasy draft today (she wanted to be involved). We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

/I hate my life.
 
2012-08-12 01:25:07 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.


Eli will be an above average fantasy QB. Always is.
 
2012-08-12 01:42:59 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Taima: Child, please.

Ah the League, awesome awesome show. This also reminds me, my wife handled our fantasy draft today (she wanted to be involved). We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

/I hate my life.


As an overly optimistic broncos fan I proclaim Payton will have a huge year.
 
2012-08-12 01:44:21 AM

elguerodiablo: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Taima: Child, please.

Ah the League, awesome awesome show. This also reminds me, my wife handled our fantasy draft today (she wanted to be involved). We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

/I hate my life.

As an overly optimistic broncos fan I proclaim Payton will have a huge year.


I hope he picks up where he left off against the Chargers...

/why yes, I'm an overly optimistic Chargers fan...
//should be a fun season
 
2012-08-12 01:45:12 AM

fatalvenom: roflmaonow: Damn it Chad, and here I thought you were the nicest guy in the NFL full of fun. You don't head butt your new wife. And oblig

I would typically agree, and I like Chad.


If you can't run and remember a route with Brady, you are a moran.


A lot of receivers have trouble running routes to Brady's satisfaction

(This year he should have a full set of guys who can, and it ought to be a thing of beauty if the O-line doesn't fall apart with light,waters,vollmer and mankins all gone or hurt right now)
 
2012-08-12 01:45:54 AM
If the coach got on him for swearing, this could wrap things up for him in Miami.
 
2012-08-12 01:48:59 AM

elguerodiablo: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Taima: Child, please.

Ah the League, awesome awesome show. This also reminds me, my wife handled our fantasy draft today (she wanted to be involved). We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

/I hate my life.

As an overly optimistic broncos fan I proclaim Payton will have a huge year.


he looked a little wobbly in that first pre-season game but he still has a few weeks to get the old arm strength back and I'll never doubt his ability to read a defense
 
2012-08-12 01:54:27 AM
Geez, between Garrard and this, Liev Schreiber should just move into a side office at HBO to re-record narration at a moment's notice.
 
2012-08-12 01:58:33 AM
LeBatard is going to LOVE this.
 
2012-08-12 02:18:52 AM

ozarkmatt: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

Eli will be an above average fantasy QB. Always is.


He was my keeper for this year. Projected points are at least twice as high as anyone else I had.
 
2012-08-12 02:23:15 AM
I'm glad most people are as disappoint as me about this. He was the most awesome character who's squeaky clean. Chad, you were the everyman's hero of nonsense!
 
2012-08-12 03:11:38 AM
That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob
 
2012-08-12 04:06:09 AM
Cant wait™ for the next episode of hard knocks.

I fully expect the dad from Step Brothers to cut Chad, unless there is more to this story.
 
2012-08-12 05:50:40 AM

jdcgonzalez: ozarkmatt: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: We ended up,with both Mannings and Rapelisberger.

Eli will be an above average fantasy QB. Always is.

He was my keeper for this year. Projected points are at least twice as high as anyone else I had.


You have Eli, you will be in good shape.

Book it.
 
2012-08-12 06:48:41 AM

SilentStrider: Keep in mind, he met this wiman on TWITTER.


S.T.F.U.
 
2012-08-12 06:55:13 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob


Are you saying you framed a guy for cheating on his wife, which resulted in a divorce?
 
2012-08-12 07:12:39 AM
Hopefully Chad had/has a very good pre-nup. At this point I'm withholding judgement on him/what happened until/if any more information comes out. I know that it's hard to believe that a gold digging, reality tv 'star' that he met on Twitter might have an ulterior motive but there is that to consider too.

/good job subby, not sure if it's HOY material but still quite good
 
2012-08-12 08:21:07 AM
If he didn't update his facebook status or tweet about it as it happened, it probably didn't happen.
 
2012-08-12 09:30:14 AM
Chad may be the guy Antoine Walker could have given advice to. If I happened he's so in the wrong but this woman is not to be messed with. Leave. Now.

/. Just don't come back to the Pats. I really wanted you to succeed but I'm a ok with Loyd.
 
2012-08-12 09:35:25 AM
Umm... I'm sorry but just because you're a good dude doesn't mean I'm going to immediately look for extremely unlikely situations that would explain away your abusiveness
 
2012-08-12 10:42:52 AM

Bunny Deville: Ochocinco, I am disappoint.

No, really, he's been a favorite of mine for NOT pulling stupid shiat like this and for showboating in a highly amusing way.

Just goddamnit.

 
2012-08-12 11:24:16 AM

jbc: You can take the player out of Cincinnati... but you can't take the Cincinnati out of the player.


Right you are.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-12 11:34:35 AM

bukketmaster: I smell bulls**t. This woman's job is starring on a reality show about being a gold-digger. She would light herself on fire if she got enough money/attention for it.


So would he.
 
2012-08-12 04:21:23 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob


Wow, I hope this isn't a true story.
 
2012-08-12 06:05:55 PM

Bunny Deville: Ochocinco, I am disappoint.

No, really, he's been a favorite of mine for NOT pulling stupid shiat like this and for showboating in a highly amusing way.

Just goddamnit.


Pretty much this. :( I always thought he seemed like a pretty nice dude, but this isn't cool.
 
2012-08-12 06:46:08 PM
So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn
 
2012-08-12 06:59:03 PM

roflmaonow: So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn


I really want to think Chad is innocent. He just seems like such a nice guy, and if this chick really is a golddigger... I mean, obviously Chad has an issue about keeping littlecinco in his pants, he has a horde of children, but as far as I know he has never been violent.

#2 advanced the opinion that they were just doing that head bobbing thing and accidentally smacked each other. I'm going with that theory.
 
2012-08-12 07:28:08 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: That condom thing is something women really get sensitive about. Had a boss years ago, a real a-hole, set up his predecessor to be fired, harassed the girls on my helpdesk constantly and lied constantly about everything. But he was good with the higher ups, played golf with them and told racist jokes and always got away with whatever he wanted to do. Everybody at or below his level despised him. The tops off a condom wrapper in the pocket of an unattended suitcoat for a month or so did the trick - he was completely deflated when his wife filed for divorce and was gone before the year ended.

FU Rob


THAT WAS YOU?!?
 
2012-08-12 10:11:10 PM
update: Dolphins cut him
 
2012-08-12 10:17:12 PM

LessO2: The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.

Another term for jail is the clink.

That I knew, the "ocho" made no sense to me at all. I saw nothing to do with the number 8 anywhere in the story.
These comments give me the impression he has some kind of nickname with "ocho" in it though? That would make more sense then.
 
2012-08-12 10:39:29 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: LessO2: The_Cisco_Kid: What does the submitted tagline have to do with the story? I read the article and still do not see how it connects.

Another term for jail is the clink.
That I knew, the "ocho" made no sense to me at all. I saw nothing to do with the number 8 anywhere in the story.
These comments give me the impression he has some kind of nickname with "ocho" in it though? That would make more sense then.


He changed his name to his jersey number, 85, which in Spanish is "ochocinco." Later, he changed it back to Johnson.

However, the 'phins terminated his contract, according to their website.
 
2012-08-12 11:41:49 PM

fatalvenom: If you can't run and remember a route with Brady, you are a moran.


WTF? The routes Patriot receivers run are complicated. Like, 14.5 yards 30 degree cut complicated. None of this, "run to the post" and "streak" routes that you always run on Madden when you have the fastest receiver in the game.
 
2012-08-13 02:10:23 AM
A women who likely has had a bunch of facial surgery, headbutts another person and tears her obscenely tight skin? Imagine that.
 
2012-08-13 05:32:57 AM

Bunny Deville: roflmaonow: So there are apparently 2 versions of the incident. Chad says she head butted him. She claims the opposite.


/popcorn

I really want to think Chad is innocent. He just seems like such a nice guy, and if this chick really is a golddigger... I mean, obviously Chad has an issue about keeping littlecinco in his pants, he has a horde of children, but as far as I know he has never been violent.

#2 advanced the opinion that they were just doing that head bobbing thing and accidentally smacked each other. I'm going with that theory.


What makes me lean towards Chad here is that you have never heard anything about him being violent or breaking the law in anyway. His wife on the other hand.... I have seen a few episodes of Basketball Wives with her on it. This lady is a mess. Every episode she is fighting with somebody, and I don't mean arguing. She is flat out trying to get a hold of the other person to beat their ass, she even threw a wine bottle at another woman.

So yeah I can see them arguing and her hitting him. Or another scenario is them arguing and she jumps in his face, gets to close and they bump heads. I've seen that happen a few times, and the one with the least mass and softer head usually takes all of the damage.
 
2012-08-13 10:05:17 AM
Hope he made her sign a prenup.
 
2012-08-13 06:39:55 PM
VH1 reality series Ev and Ocho was cancelled. Sigh... what happened to innocent until proven guilty?
 
2012-08-14 01:54:38 AM

rosy621: VH1 reality series Ev and Ocho was cancelled. Sigh... what happened to innocent until proven guilty?


Wouldn't the ratings go up? You can't buy pre-publicity like this.
 
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