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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Marilyn Manson, in efforts to remain relevant, writes "F--- You" on his face to keep the paparazzi from taking his picture and publishing it   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 89
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2012-08-11 11:15:49 PM  
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2012-08-11 11:33:49 PM  
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2012-08-11 11:45:23 PM  
Damn, his face looks swollen.
 
2012-08-12 12:04:10 AM  
You gotta give him some props for creativity.

I doubt that anyone would go through the trouble of photoshopping the profanity out. It would cost time and money for little reward.
 
2012-08-12 12:32:24 AM  
dtdstudios.com

He just passed out at a party.
 
2012-08-12 12:40:11 AM  
I'M A BIG ROCK STAR. I AM AN ENTERTAINER.

STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME. I WANT MY PRIVACY.
 
2012-08-12 12:43:59 AM  
Everyone is dying to see snaps of Marilyn Manson going through airport security in 2012. He's just taking reasonable precautions.

Also, I'll be damned. He's not dead after all.
 
2012-08-12 01:25:08 AM  
What are the chances he's have been featured in this way if he'd just gone through the airport looking and acting like a normal person? Pfft!
 
2012-08-12 01:29:52 AM  

Godscrack: I'M A BIG ROCK STAR. I AM AN ENTERTAINER.

STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME. I WANT MY PRIVACY.


Um, yes, when they're not performing on stage I would think they would prefer privacy. Do you forget they're human?
 
2012-08-12 01:36:22 AM  

browntimmy: Godscrack: I'M A BIG ROCK STAR. I AM AN ENTERTAINER.

STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME. I WANT MY PRIVACY.

Um, yes, when they're not performing on stage I would think they would prefer privacy. Do you forget they're human?


Except drawing as much attention to yourself as humany possible isn't the way to ensure your privacy.

In the pic above he looks like an older version of Nicholas Cage with massive turkey neck. I'm sure no one but his raging fans would have even recognized him, and the only photos he would have had taken would have been of the 'holy crap what happened to Cage?!' type.

Drawing attention to himself like this just means the next time he goes out...he's going to get raped. Because he won't have that on his face 24/7.
 
2012-08-12 01:39:07 AM  
i0003.photobucket.com

images.askmen.com

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Keep making fun of him though.
 
2012-08-12 01:44:39 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


People can and should be made fun of for their actions and not who's dumb enough to sleep with them, but thanks for playing.
 
2012-08-12 01:45:22 AM  

consider this: Keep making fun of him though.


Wow, that's the definition of a gold digger if I've ever seen one. I have to question what else an individual like Manson could offer her. She's certainly not sticking around for his creative song writing.
 
2012-08-12 01:51:26 AM  

consider this: Keep making fun of him though.


I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.
 
2012-08-12 02:10:28 AM  
Once an attention whore, always an attention whore.
 
2012-08-12 02:17:37 AM  

blacksharpiemarker: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

Wow, that's the definition of a gold digger if I've ever seen one. I have to question what else an individual like Manson could offer her. She's certainly not sticking around for his creative song writing.


Not really a fan of his music, but I have seen a few interviews. He's pretty intelligent and likeable.
 
kab
2012-08-12 02:23:06 AM  

fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


You forgot 'sharp knees', actually.
 
2012-08-12 02:24:02 AM  

fastfxr: I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


So you could have banged them too, right?
 
2012-08-12 02:27:55 AM  

cman: You gotta give him some props for creativity.


I'm with you on this... It's really ridiculous. It was one thing back in the day when it was a red carpet pic, or them at some premiere, but Jesus, these 'Look how bad (insert name here) looks without her makeup!', or 'Worst beach bodies of (insert year here)' crap ia stupid, sure these people are in public jobs, but they deserve a little bit of privacy, too, and this paparazzi bullshiat crossed the line years ago. A good example is the Lady Di incident, did anyone REALY need to see whatever pics the paparazzi was trying to get? It's not like she was selling State secrets or pissing on the side of the road.

They're also giving legitimate photojournalists a bad ame, merely by association.
 
2012-08-12 02:29:28 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Not really a fan of his music,


I'm kinda meh on most of his music, but I love the covers he does. Creepy shiat, whether it's 'Sweet Dreams' or 'Suicide is Painless'.
 
2012-08-12 02:31:38 AM  

GratuityIncluded: Once an attention whore, always an attention whore.


I don't know... Considering celebrities can't fart without having 47 reporters catch it on tape, he already is getting the attention, this would seem to be designed to get the opposite effect, just as he stated. If he wanted atention, he could have just gone to the airport as himself, the paparazzi was obviously already there.
 
2012-08-12 02:39:40 AM  
Has this guy done anything worth listening to since Beautiful People?
I've heard various tunes of his since then, but nothing really much memorable.
 
2012-08-12 02:50:09 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Has this guy done anything worth listening to since Beautiful People?
I've heard various tunes of his since then, but nothing really much memorable.


Golden Age of the Grotesque was actually pretty good.
 
2012-08-12 02:52:12 AM  
Marilyn Manson is such a stupid composite name. The only composite name band whose moniker makes me laugh is the Brian Jonestown Massacre.
 
2012-08-12 02:52:30 AM  
Didn't Abbie Hoffman do the exact same thing to keep his picture out of the newspapers in 1968?
 
2012-08-12 03:21:29 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Has this guy done anything worth listening to since Beautiful People?
I've heard various tunes of his since then, but nothing really much memorable.




New album isn't that bad either.

\subby
 
2012-08-12 03:23:46 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


I think you dropped something. Here, let me pick it up for you:

2.bp.blogspot.com

\hot
 
2012-08-12 03:24:09 AM  

consider this: fastfxr: I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.

So you could have banged them too, right?


Pretty much what I was going to say. Looks like another case of "I'm cool and could get any chick I want and am totally not boring and below average looking when I'm on the computer" syndrome.
 
2012-08-12 03:27:24 AM  
"He was really apologetic about it, and covered his mouth around young children while apologizing to their parents for exposing their child to profanity."

What a nice man.

I like that one song of his.

You know... that one with that beat.
 
2012-08-12 03:29:04 AM  
Why did he do that? Draw © on his face and and sue for copyright infringement...
 
2012-08-12 03:30:28 AM  

farkingismybusiness: blacksharpiemarker: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

Wow, that's the definition of a gold digger if I've ever seen one. I have to question what else an individual like Manson could offer her. She's certainly not sticking around for his creative song writing.

Not really a fan of his music, but I have seen a few interviews. He's pretty intelligent and likeable.


Very intelligent. Made himself out of nothing and didn't sell out once he made it. And a decent person.
 
2012-08-12 03:33:54 AM  

fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


Was out drinking w a group one night, one was a psychologist, and a dick. Asked him why he picked psychology, that was his answer: low self-esteem women. He started crowing about he loved when they came in because they were getting separated or divorced. What a cocksucker. Blew his knee up in his first year at Ole Miss and decided to wreck marriages instead.
 
2012-08-12 03:43:01 AM  

cman: You gotta give him some props for creativity.

I doubt that anyone would go through the trouble of photoshopping the profanity out. It would cost time and money for little reward.


Nah, they could just reverse the image. I'm sure family-sensitive audiences wouldn't notice it then.
 
2012-08-12 03:43:26 AM  
Manson's still around? I thought he was still big on that "reinvention" of himself and performing under the stage name "Lady Gaga"?
 
2012-08-12 03:46:45 AM  
Here is a story of a similar, but more successful and discreet strategy. When penn gillette was on celeb apprentice and didn't want to be on camera, he would start singing 'hey jude' knowing nbc could never clear the music rights, and that it would cost millions. It worked.
 
2012-08-12 04:12:21 AM  
I love Marilyn Manson, and I'm not such a fan because he has good judgment. But rather, because he has spectacularly bad judgment.

Writing f**k on your face and going through an airport is a crazy ass thing to do, but it sure would be interesting.
 
2012-08-12 04:19:59 AM  
 
2012-08-12 04:30:37 AM  
Maybe this guy(?) should be added to the list of people to keep sharpies away from.
 
2012-08-12 04:32:20 AM  

The Baron: Here is a story of a similar, but more successful and discreet strategy. When penn gillette was on celeb apprentice and didn't want to be on camera, he would start singing 'hey jude' knowing nbc could never clear the music rights, and that it would cost millions. It worked.


That's genius.
 
2012-08-12 04:37:08 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

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Keep making fun of him though.


Now consider all them having sex with the ugly horse man with lady makeup.

Oh I just threw it all up! All the salad!
 
2012-08-12 06:11:39 AM  

SithLord: consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.

I think you dropped something. Here, let me pick it up for you:



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Who is that?

Can't reverse image search from my phone.
 
2012-08-12 07:36:54 AM  
Why is it such a big deal when a celebrity is at the airport? And why do people want to see pictures of a celebrity at the airport?
 
2012-08-12 07:48:25 AM  

parkerlewis: Why is it such a big deal when a celebrity is at the airport? And why do people want to see pictures of a celebrity at the airport?


Because they know they're really going places and they can be in on the phenomenon from the ground up!

/got nothin'
 
2012-08-12 08:02:12 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


I would take Evan out of those 3, but last I saw her, her short hair wasn't doing her any favors. Oh, and don't forget the numerous porn stars (Jenna Jamison back when she was prettier) and tons of pretty "goth" girls he's had over the years. (there are more pretty ones than over-the-top and fat ones usually)
 
2012-08-12 08:09:04 AM  

danielscissorhands: SithLord: consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.

I think you dropped something. Here, let me pick it up for you:



\hot

Who is that?

Can't reverse image search from my phone.


stoya
 
2012-08-12 08:27:52 AM  
I remember reading somewhere back in the day that he had a rib surgically removed so he would be able to suck his own dong. Looks like he's been trying to replace it by ordering up another slab.
 
2012-08-12 08:35:14 AM  
What kind of child equates pictures of photoshopped women with success? It's like you think that you're playing Magic the Gathering and you've just trumped any argument by putting down a vorpal dildo sword and Tawny Kitaen.

It's like listening to Kip Winger go on and on about all the women he banged in the 80s. Ok, dude but you're still kip winger.
 
2012-08-12 08:35:51 AM  
I like some of his music but always thought he was sorta douchey.

I just found a few interview snippets on YouTube, and now I like and respect the guy.

I hate when that happens.
 
2012-08-12 08:47:03 AM  
What's a Reddit?
 
2012-08-12 08:59:51 AM  
Why couldn't it be Shirley Manson instead?
 
2012-08-12 09:00:06 AM  
Guess it's the next logical step after this.
 
2012-08-12 09:11:02 AM  
His last two albums were surprisingly good, especially High End of Low. He's always been an incredibly smart guy and I can understand just being over the press. Especially since it's clear that he's been pretty damned depressed for the past few years.
 
2012-08-12 09:28:52 AM  

marius2: he's been pretty damned depressed for the past few years.


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

/there's a lot to be mad about, in case you live in a cave
 
2012-08-12 09:52:50 AM  
I really dislike his music but the guy's incredibly smart, well-versed, and is an intelligent and apparently caring man. He's eccentric as fark-all but he's a decent human being and that's more than half the people commenting on this can say.
 
2012-08-12 09:56:52 AM  
Tee hee hee, he's fat again!

/Fat Marilyn Manson is funny!
 
2012-08-12 09:58:46 AM  
Never been much into his music, but I celebrate geeks who manage to transition to rock stars. When jocks end up rock stars, we end up with Creed.

The Baron: Here is a story of a similar, but more successful and discreet strategy. When penn gillette was on celeb apprentice and didn't want to be on camera, he would start singing 'hey jude' knowing nbc could never clear the music rights, and that it would cost millions. It worked.


What makes this more awesome is that I was able to find interview accounts of it so it's not an urban legend. Someone that manipulative is sort of frightening.
 
2012-08-12 10:21:31 AM  
When's the Wonder Years reunion?
 
2012-08-12 10:32:15 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


It's jealousy.
 
2012-08-12 10:45:03 AM  
Geez...I don't like the fudge, but the fudge likes me. I remember he got really fat, was made fun of, then lost the weight. It's apparent he's gonna full on Fat Manson again.

Someone's been hitting up the all night buffet in the inner depths of hell.

/they make a mean frittata.
 
2012-08-12 10:49:11 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: What kind of child equates pictures of photoshopped women with success? It's like you think that you're playing Magic the Gathering and you've just trumped any argument by putting down a vorpal dildo sword and Tawny Kitaen.

It's like listening to Kip Winger go on and on about all the women he banged in the 80s. Ok, dude but you're still kip winger.


Can't remember the last time anyone had reason to brag about being SockMonkeyHolocaust. Just saying.
 
2012-08-12 10:49:23 AM  
Manson at a younger age...
searchingforbillyedelin.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-12 11:07:20 AM  

fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.



Not ones that look like those three.

Idiot.
 
2012-08-12 11:24:45 AM  

mooseyfate: Can't remember the last time anyone had reason to brag about being SockMonkeyHolocaust. Just saying.


You're just jealous because SMH has a lower account number.
 
2012-08-12 11:38:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: You're just jealous because SMH has a lower account number.


It isn't that friggin low.
 
2012-08-12 11:42:54 AM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


Came here to say, pretty much, this.
 
2012-08-12 12:06:27 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: danielscissorhands: SithLord: consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.

I think you dropped something. Here, let me pick it up for you:



\hot

Who is that?

Can't reverse image search from my phone.

stoya


Had never heard of Stoya until now.

I looked her up on Wikipedia: sounds like she had a surprisingly normal upbringing.
 
2012-08-12 12:10:13 PM  

mooseyfate: SockMonkeyHolocaust: What kind of child equates pictures of photoshopped women with success? It's like you think that you're playing Magic the Gathering and you've just trumped any argument by putting down a vorpal dildo sword and Tawny Kitaen.

It's like listening to Kip Winger go on and on about all the women he banged in the 80s. Ok, dude but you're still kip winger.

Can't remember the last time anyone had reason to brag about being SockMonkeyHolocaust. Just saying.


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-08-12 12:17:44 PM  

consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.


How come you don't post pictures of the dudes he's slept with?
 
2012-08-12 12:21:21 PM  

mat catastrophe: consider this: [i0003.photobucket.com image 425x635]

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x564]

Keep making fun of him though.

How come you don't post pictures of the dudes he's slept with?


Admins don't like pictures of smoking people
 
2012-08-12 12:22:19 PM  
Whoa, 36 and you still use gay insults? So slow
 
2012-08-12 12:49:20 PM  
Should've retired after Holy Wood
 
2012-08-12 12:55:46 PM  

D_S_W: The Baron: Here is a story of a similar, but more successful and discreet strategy. When penn gillette was on celeb apprentice and didn't want to be on camera, he would start singing 'hey jude' knowing nbc could never clear the music rights, and that it would cost millions. It worked.

That's genius.


That was used on "30 Rock." Tracy Jordan was filming a reality show to rehab his image, and every time he wanted to be a dick without the public seeing it, he'd start singing "Uptown Girl."
 
2012-08-12 02:00:15 PM  
Conan did it as well on his last week on NBC, playing Lovely Rita to the tune of $500,000

LINK
 
2012-08-12 02:06:12 PM  

Gunderson: Why couldn't it be Shirley Manson instead?


she looks like she's gonna die. not enough meat.

/i could help her with that
 
2012-08-12 02:24:32 PM  
Obligatory: Marilyn Monster
 
2012-08-12 02:44:51 PM  

festus: Guess it's the next logical step after this.


Came to post this; see it's already here. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-12 03:05:45 PM  
The beautiful people... the beautiful people
 
2012-08-12 07:52:54 PM  
This is actually very intelligent on his part. I read the Reddit thread (It was linked to me, okay? I wouldn't go there on purpose) where a person ran into him at the airport. He covered his face when children were present, made it clear it wasn't directed at anyone at the airport, and he was very apologetic. Leave the guy and his gimmick alone. He seems super nice. Only an idiot would buy his weirdness is legit, but maybe that's because I'm in the pro-wrestling business and understand kayfabe.
 
kab
2012-08-12 08:22:45 PM  
So, Manson is apparently irrelevant, but certainly relevant enough for subby to post about him.

Does.
Not.
Compute.
 
2012-08-12 08:55:31 PM  
Brian was an unpleasant git when when he was in Pigface, and he's a git now. He was the LEAST talented member of the band, and he only became a big star when he figured out to rip off Alice Cooper's act and cover other people's songs.

As for his partners, well... Social climbing happens at all levels. He was a big star once, and that was when he had Dita and Rose McGowan. Now..? Not so much.

Because now he's just a washed-up, morose, overweight one-trick-pony that doesn't even have the chops to perform his own (borrowed) act from 15 years ago.

Meanwhile, Reznor-- who was actually pretty nice back in Pigface-- Is still making cool music that doesn't rely on a false image. Because he's actually talented and he treats people decently, unlike Brian.

Brian rose high, and he fell hard. He's not rising again. He doesn't need to paint "fark you" on his face to avoid paparazzi... He need to do it to attract them.
 
Skr
2012-08-12 09:02:34 PM  
I wonder if his figure is going to hell due to age / genetics or perhaps he is on some sort of script.


Omega and the Mechanical Animals was a pretty decent album. Was a nice detour from his usual stuff. Billy Corgan was a consultant for the album so that probably helped to move if from the usual Manson stuff.
 
2012-08-12 09:02:53 PM  

jmr61: fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


Not ones that look like those three.

Idiot.



Have you seen them lately?

i.ytimg.com

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

It's easy to be pretty when you're young and not worked over with bad cosmetic surgery. It's easy to date an ugly man when he's still rich, at the top of the social ladder, and controversial enough to enhance your niche image. A golddigger is a golddigger, whether she's mining for cash or for social status. Dating Brian was just good marketing and advertising for those women.
 
2012-08-12 09:13:13 PM  

aNihilV10L8tr: Manson at a younger age...


How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
 
2012-08-12 11:32:37 PM  

kab: So, Manson is apparently irrelevant, but certainly relevant enough for subby to post about him.

Does.
Not.
Compute.


Dude,
www.cynical-c.com
this guy is relevant enough to be a regular feature on Fark. Our priorities aren't quite stellar..
 
2012-08-13 01:23:39 AM  

ZeroCorpse: jmr61: fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


Not ones that look like those three.

Idiot.


Have you seen them lately?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x396]

It's easy to be pretty when you're young and not worked over with bad cosmetic surgery. It's easy to date an ugly man when he's still rich, at the top of the social ladder, and controversial enough to enhance your niche image. A golddigger is a golddigger, whether she's mining for cash or for social status. Dating Brian was just good marketing and advertising for those women.


To be fair though, Rose got into a car accident, and had damage done to her eye. Ditta looks fine imo.
 
2012-08-13 05:50:34 AM  

demonfaerie:

To be fair though, Rose got into a car accident, and had damage done to her eye.


So she got a team of powerlifters to pull her skin from her face, over the top of her head, to the back of her neck?

/slightly catty
 
2012-08-13 05:53:47 AM  
Nobody's reading this thread any longer, so now I can admit that I looked up even more interviews, and I'm impressed by this man's quiet intelligence, humor, compassion, and gracious, self-deprecating manner, as well as his creativity and expressiveness through music and other forms of art.

Yes, really.

I like him now, a lot. Gah!
 
Skr
2012-08-13 05:59:27 AM  

MadAzza: Nobody's reading this thread any longer, so now I can admit that I looked up even more interviews, and I'm impressed by this man's quiet intelligence, humor, compassion, and gracious, self-deprecating manner, as well as his creativity and expressiveness through music and other forms of art.

Yes, really.

I like him now, a lot. Gah!


Yeah, sometimes it is hard to separate the artist from the character. Many people first knew of him having a side other than the musical theatrics with his Bowling for Columbine interview.
 
2012-08-13 07:07:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: jmr61: fastfxr: consider this: Keep making fun of him though.

I will, actually.
Low self-esteem women are a dime a dozen, actually.


Not ones that look like those three.

Idiot.


Have you seen them lately?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x396]

It's easy to be pretty when you're young and not worked over with bad cosmetic surgery. It's easy to date an ugly man when he's still rich, at the top of the social ladder, and controversial enough to enhance your niche image. A golddigger is a golddigger, whether she's mining for cash or for social status. Dating Brian was just good marketing and advertising for those women.


I'm sure dating those women was good for his reputation. He is no great prize.
 
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