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(Chicago Trib)   The United States' earthquake machine has been tested successfully   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 95
    More: Interesting, United States, Iran, earthquakes, Richter magnitude scale, machines, fault lines, U.S. Geological Survey  
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2012-08-11 04:57:01 PM  
The great satan prevails once more!

What will those brains in the Big Empty think of next!
 
2012-08-11 05:23:32 PM  
tesla did it first
 
2012-08-11 05:24:55 PM  
and when an earthquake hits us
it is teh New Zealand earthquake machine
 
2012-08-11 05:26:19 PM  
USA USA USA
 
2012-08-11 05:28:34 PM  
Our Man Bashir.
 
2012-08-11 05:29:22 PM  
Drill baby, drill!
 
2012-08-11 05:29:59 PM  
Must be fracking.
 
2012-08-11 05:34:33 PM  

loonatic112358: tesla did it first


He traveled into the future and stole it from the Simpsons.
i.imgur.com

/fist
 
2012-08-11 05:37:10 PM  
Thank Allah!
 
2012-08-11 05:37:46 PM  
Oh my god!! We had two minor tremors here in So Cal on Wednesday! It must have been the warmup of the earthquake machine!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
2012-08-11 05:37:53 PM  
This is what happens when you don't pay for your copy of Photoshop.
 
2012-08-11 05:38:35 PM  
fracking?
 
2012-08-11 05:38:54 PM  
EA did it first
 
2012-08-11 05:38:56 PM  
If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

images.thevine.com.au

/obscure?
 
2012-08-11 05:40:57 PM  
F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.
 
2012-08-11 05:41:24 PM  
If the Jews control everything and the U.S.A can control the tectonic plates then why does Islam so arrogant in the belief that they can stop them?
 
Skr
2012-08-11 05:41:33 PM  
I'm guessing some tectonic plates shifted.
 
2012-08-11 05:42:08 PM  
Iranic.
 
2012-08-11 05:42:39 PM  

special20: He traveled into the future and stole it from the Simpsons.


well, he was a timelord
 
2012-08-11 05:45:30 PM  
Mr. Richter can't predict her kicking their as...phault.

/better not be obscure.
 
2012-08-11 05:49:52 PM  

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


What the hell?
 
2012-08-11 05:50:05 PM  

Death by Misadventure: If the Jews control everything and the U.S.A can control the tectonic plates then why does Islam so arrogant in the belief that they can stop them?


Because they accidentally the earthquake.
 
2012-08-11 05:54:25 PM  
Sorry subby, it was already tested in Ohio, Oklahoma and DC, secret code name for the machine is "fracking".
Odd name, but you know how those government agencies are.
 
IP
2012-08-11 05:55:14 PM  

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-08-11 05:57:52 PM  

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


You sound Iranian.
 
2012-08-11 05:59:00 PM  

Transubstantive: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

What the hell?



Kittypie070 knows it's true, but was hoping it would remain secret until after the elections.

Innatrite, Kittypie070?
 
2012-08-11 05:59:41 PM  
What an earthquake machine (mechanical oscillator) looks like (patent from Tesla c. 1935)

www.rexresearch.com

An interesting read on the explanation of "Tele-Geo-Dynamics"
 
2012-08-11 06:00:12 PM  
FEAR US!!!!
 
2012-08-11 06:00:29 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

You sound Iranian Iratian.



/Fixified
 
2012-08-11 06:02:17 PM  

CujoQuarrel: FEAR USA!!!!




ftfy
 
2012-08-11 06:05:40 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"
 
2012-08-11 06:10:11 PM  
HAARP
 
2012-08-11 06:10:46 PM  

BronyMedic: The great satan prevails once more!

What will those brains in the Big Empty think of next!


images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org

Anyone seen my walking eye?
 
2012-08-11 06:13:16 PM  

buntz: If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

[images.thevine.com.au image 591x376]

/obscure?


Oh look! Atari 2600 cartridges!
 
2012-08-11 06:13:36 PM  
 
2012-08-11 06:15:33 PM  

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!
 
2012-08-11 06:18:22 PM  

loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!


Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]
 
2012-08-11 06:20:30 PM  
Mythbusters did a gig on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUy2HYoUd6M

Pretty interesting.
 
2012-08-11 06:20:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-11 06:22:41 PM  

pcloadletters: HAARP


Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!
 
2012-08-11 06:31:05 PM  

pcloadletters: HAARP


What does a Muse album have to do with anything?
 
2012-08-11 06:34:32 PM  

Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!


HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.
 
2012-08-11 06:36:02 PM  
Tesla did it
 
2012-08-11 06:37:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]


She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves
 
2012-08-11 06:39:03 PM  
Send Westboro Baptist over to protest at the funerals. They'll tell the Iranians what they did wrong to invoke Allah's wrath.
 
2012-08-11 06:40:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.



www.upstatefilms.org


/Say nothing
//Act casual
///Winks
 
2012-08-11 06:40:57 PM  
img443.imageshack.us


/oblig
//yet I'm the first?
 
2012-08-11 06:40:59 PM  

Oldiron_79: Tesla did it


Rolling over in his grave?
 
2012-08-11 06:41:50 PM  

Mega Steve: Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves


Uh, except for those 180 people (so far)?
 
2012-08-11 06:47:39 PM  

Dinodork: Mega Steve: Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves

Uh, except for those 180 people (so far)?


They're not Americans so they're not really people or something...
 
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