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(Chicago Trib)   The United States' earthquake machine has been tested successfully   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 95
    More: Interesting, United States, Iran, earthquakes, Richter magnitude scale, machines, fault lines, U.S. Geological Survey  
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2012-08-11 06:54:19 PM

Plant Rights Activist: EA did it first


Obviously the US had all their jedi sages cast forcequake simultaneously. I'm investing in lightning rods in case Iran retaliates with sith sorcerers' lightning storms.
 
2012-08-11 06:55:31 PM

buntz: /obscure?


Not even close!

/Wang
 
2012-08-11 06:55:43 PM

buntz: If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

[images.thevine.com.au image 591x376]

/obscure?


Not if it's the movie with the musically-inclined computer... :)

/I like Jeff Lynne. So sue me.
 
2012-08-11 06:58:55 PM

Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.


Dam'nt,now I have to research again because I could have sworn there was theory that HARRP could move the ground.
 
2012-08-11 07:00:23 PM
What's a little sad is there are people who actually will believe this headline. Powerful and ignorant people. Hell, if America can park a car on Mars they can shake a plate on Earth. Ignorant reasoning, and very dangerous. They might want to try and burn the witch.
 
2012-08-11 07:03:26 PM

buntz: If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

[images.thevine.com.au image 591x376]

/obscure?


And for a blast from the past, The Duel (YouTube).
 
2012-08-11 07:13:28 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.

Dam'nt,now I have to research again because I could have sworn there was theory that HARRP could move the ground.


It can, just takes a dozen of em.

www.marineviewbev.com
 
2012-08-11 07:14:07 PM

Spare Me: What's a little sad is there are people who actually will believe this headline. Powerful and ignorant people. Hell, if America can park a car on Mars they can shake a plate on Earth. Ignorant reasoning, and very dangerous. They might want to try and burn the witch.



www.pakalertpress.com

Those next-generation bunker busters are pretty potent.
 
2012-08-11 07:14:12 PM

buntz: /obscure?


I actually have that in my movies folder. Might have to watch it tonight.

/had to look to make sure
//thank you large hard drives
 
2012-08-11 07:17:16 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.

Dam'nt,now I have to research again because I could have sworn there was theory that HARRP could move the ground.


I was right. Even though I stutter fingered HAARP.
 
2012-08-11 07:18:10 PM

Snarfangel: And for a blast from the past, The Duel (YouTube).


I have the soundtrack on vinyl!
 
2012-08-11 07:21:32 PM

sweet-daddy-2: sweet-daddy-2: Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.

Dam'nt,now I have to research again because I could have sworn there was theory that HARRP could move the ground.

I was right. Even though I stutter fingered HAARP.


It was the earthquake machine.
 
2012-08-11 07:24:47 PM

Branniganslaw: sweet-daddy-2: Gyrfalcon: Mark Ratner: pcloadletters: HAARP

Thank you. Came here to say this. Surprised it took so long. Wake up sheeple!!!

HAARP controls the weather, not the ground.

Dam'nt,now I have to research again because I could have sworn there was theory that HARRP could move the ground.

It can, just takes a dozen of em.

[www.marineviewbev.com image 339x290]


Also known to cause stutter finger.
 
2012-08-11 07:24:53 PM

buntz: I have the soundtrack on vinyl!


"Welcome to the world of Pinecone Computers"

/and my name is NOT Moles
 
2012-08-11 07:31:24 PM

buntz: If only someone would create an earthquake-proof brick

[images.thevine.com.au image 591x376]

/obscure?


Electric Dreams!
 
2012-08-11 07:34:04 PM

kevinatilusa: Death count up to 180 so far.


if 180 died in an EQ in the US they'd make sure to mention it every year for the next century
 
2012-08-11 07:38:07 PM

Dinodork: Mega Steve: Gyrfalcon: loki see loki do: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Aww, who's a little cutie? Yes you are, you' re little cutie kitty pie!

Don't be mean to my kittie! She is a compassionate person, er, kitteh, and it upsets her to see people mock the deaths of other people. And kittehs.

Harass other people, and leave my kittie be.

[throws kittiepie a nice rare salmon with a shot on the side]

She needs to relax. No one died, and their leaders will probably blame the Western countries for this themselves

Uh, except for those 180 people (so far)?


I was just going by the article, which said no one had died. I guess the earthquake machine really did a number on them this time
 
2012-08-11 07:48:57 PM
I wish people would stop harping on about earthquakes.

I didn't catch that people had died in the article, but if so, what a horrible way to die.

May Iran's suffering and losses be as minimal as possible.
 
2012-08-11 07:50:34 PM
180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.
 
2012-08-11 07:51:53 PM

darkedgefan: 180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.


for that sort of derp you ought to feed the kitty
 
2012-08-11 08:03:57 PM

darkedgefan: 180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.


You do realize there is a rather large, younger, progressive population in Iran who don't particularly care for their government?
 
2012-08-11 08:28:11 PM
darkedgefan

Really, dude?
 
2012-08-11 08:51:52 PM
Uh, can any of the modmins clear this up, or is it just ok to think of Iranians as subhumans now? Is it ok to post pictures of children's bodies mutilated by the earthquake? Do we have to stop posting these pictures when we liberate the shiat out of them?
 
2012-08-11 09:14:52 PM
Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

Hahahaha, I got the same reaction when i mentioned our earthquake machine on Al-Jazeera.
 
2012-08-11 09:18:38 PM
No Agenda. In the Morning!
I guess they Hit 'em in the Mouth.
 
2012-08-11 09:28:18 PM

pcloadletters: HAARP


Was wondering if there was a HAARP test today.
 
2012-08-11 09:31:04 PM

The Repeated Meme: Uh, can any of the modmins clear this up, or is it just ok to think of Iranians as subhumans now? Is it ok to post pictures of children's bodies mutilated by the earthquake? Do we have to stop posting these pictures when we liberate the shiat out of them?



Well, according to this source and this source, our best buddy and loyal ally is about to bomb the hell out of that nation of terrorists.

The fallout from this noble and worthy action is sure to make this little catastrophe seem insignificant, and as the articles point out, there is no way that the US can claim that it isn't complicit in these actions.

As you know, dehumanizing the enemy is an essential element in building popular support for war, and the whole "empathy" over a few killed in an earthquake is really counterproductive when you consider that we're going to be stoking the fires of HATE soon so that we can "justify" our action - or inaction - as our "only ally" in the Middle East rains hell on them.

And if (G-d forbid) they should retaliate, we'll consider it an attack, and call them the aggressors (of course), and that's when the real fun begins.

So fill your gas tanks, make some popcorn and make yourself comfy.
 
2012-08-11 10:06:39 PM
Hmm people are talking about haarp in this thread?...Where are all the disinfo agents at? C'mon guys you're really getting sloppy...
 
2012-08-11 10:10:53 PM

ontariolightning: kevinatilusa: Death count up to 180 so far.

if 180 died in an EQ in the US they'd make sure to mention it every year for the next century


The US is held to a higher standard. It's not out of the ordinary for places like Iran.
 
2012-08-11 10:48:39 PM

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-11 10:59:13 PM

clipperbox: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

[i46.tinypic.com image 438x450]


Unless the Farsi and Arabic for this sentence are incredibly similar, I think you just incorrectly posted "Welcome to Fark" in Arabic.
 
2012-08-11 11:07:45 PM
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Maps/special/Alaska _eqs.php">Alaska's earthquakes from yesterday and today on one page
 
2012-08-11 11:18:05 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: buntz: I have the soundtrack on vinyl!

"Welcome to the world of Pinecone Computers"

/and my name is NOT Moles


"Well, I never!"
"Me neither!"
 
2012-08-11 11:19:52 PM
several devastating earthquakes in recent times, the last which struck the city of Bam in 2003, killing more than 25,000 people.

Ya live in a city called Bam, ya face the consequences.
 
2012-08-11 11:19:52 PM

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-08-11 11:28:44 PM

thamike: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 339x475]


Leave my kitty alone, dammit! You all drove her away, and I'm very angry about that! [breathes hard] Very angry indeed!
 
2012-08-11 11:35:01 PM
Missed the Bus.

starcarcentral.files.wordpress.com
/Hot
 
2012-08-11 11:45:19 PM

darkedgefan: 180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.



What have you done for humanity to make judgments like you are God?
 
2012-08-12 12:03:17 AM

Gyrfalcon: thamike: Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 339x475]

Leave my kitty alone, dammit! You all drove her away, and I'm very angry about that! [breathes hard] Very angry indeed!


Nobody drove her off. She just found my crumpled up ball of tinfoil.
 
2012-08-12 12:19:50 AM

Kittypie070: F*ck this headline and f*ck YOU subtard.


assets.diylol.com


/it's not their REAL people.......
 
2012-08-12 12:47:44 AM

TiiiMMMaHHH: What an earthquake machine (mechanical oscillator) looks like (patent from Tesla c. 1935)

[www.rexresearch.com image 481x440]

An interesting read on the explanation of "Tele-Geo-Dynamics"


DOD Briefing, Secretary of Defense William Cohen

"Others are engaging even in an eco- type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations. It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our efforts, and that's why this is so important."
 
2012-08-12 01:06:21 AM
90+ posts in and noone comments as to the first line of the webpage being
(Adds detail, quote)
?

Farkers are slipping here!
 
2012-08-12 01:58:18 AM
And they said HAARP was a waste of money...
 
2012-08-12 03:32:12 AM

Mark Ratner: darkedgefan: 180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.

You do realize there is a rather large, younger, progressive population in Iran who don't particularly care for their government?


That close to the border even the older generation aren't particularly fond of the central government. They have a nasty tradition of staging rebellions every few decades, which has lead to an even nastier tradition of rolling tanks and troops up into the hills and hammering the fark out of them. They are a minority ethnic group in Iran and have their own language. Think Kurds in Iraq.
 
2012-08-12 08:35:24 AM

ShannonKW: Mark Ratner: darkedgefan: 180+ dead towel heads? No big loss.

You do realize there is a rather large, younger, progressive population in Iran who don't particularly care for their government?

That close to the border even the older generation aren't particularly fond of the central government. They have a nasty tradition of staging rebellions every few decades, which has lead to an even nastier tradition of rolling tanks and troops up into the hills and hammering the fark out of them. They are a minority ethnic group in Iran and have their own language. Think Kurds in Iraq.


Azeri, like the people of Azerbaijan just north of the area. There are others of course, who are not Persians. For example Kurds live also in Iran.

And I know this is Fark but I wasn't aware that hundreds of dead, thousands of wounded, and even more homeless is that funny.
 
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