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2012-08-11 01:12:46 PM  
16 votes:
This is going to be a fun 3 months.

i49.tinypic.com
2012-08-11 03:52:28 PM  
14 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-11 05:32:06 PM  
6 votes:
img811.imageshack.us
2012-08-11 05:28:45 PM  
6 votes:
i935.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 05:10:08 PM  
6 votes:
i935.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 08:04:24 PM  
5 votes:
i759.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 04:49:54 PM  
5 votes:
i935.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 04:47:26 PM  
5 votes:
Posting this again.

farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-08-11 03:42:24 PM  
5 votes:

DamnYankees: Yeah, this is not a big deal. And Romney fixed it with good cheer.


And with a great video clip for democrats: his arm around Paul Ryan saying "Sometimes I make mistakes".
2012-08-11 09:18:31 PM  
4 votes:

Skleenar: [img811.imageshack.us image 411x640]


ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

What Republicans think they are:

media.sfx.co.uk

What Republicans really are:

www.thekeep.org
2012-08-11 05:42:00 PM  
4 votes:
i935.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 04:59:25 PM  
4 votes:
i1230.photobucket.com
2012-08-11 04:00:04 PM  
4 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com
"I've made a huge mistake. Oh, and I misspoke as well."
2012-08-11 03:39:46 PM  
4 votes:
Say hello to 16 years of Republican/strict Constitutional Constructionists.
President Romney and then
PRESIDENT RYAN. You marxists had your chance. Maybe he can go back to his job as a "lecturer" on con law.

click.infospace.com
2012-08-11 03:26:16 PM  
4 votes:

EnviroDude: That's it. We can't elect a candidate that misspeaks from 57 states.


That poor, poor chicken.
2012-08-11 06:43:33 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-11 04:42:14 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-11 04:18:33 PM  
3 votes:
Predicted new trend: Photoshopping Romney/Ryan campaign material to read:

R-Money/R-Ayn

How about starting with this:

talkingpointsmemo.com
2012-08-11 04:15:52 PM  
3 votes:

Notabunny: Wait until they decide (again) that the reason they lost in 1012 was because they ran a couple of RINOs who didn't extreme enough.


They didn't have elections back then. The winner was based on watery bints handing out swords.
2012-08-11 03:41:59 PM  
3 votes:

EnviroDude: That's it. We can't elect a candidate that misspeaks from 57 states.


You forgot to mention teleprompters or religion. -20 points from Derpindor.
2012-08-11 03:28:57 PM  
3 votes:
Nice music, you farking retards.

You're a VP-candidate, not a farking astronaut.
2012-08-11 06:36:20 PM  
2 votes:
img88.imageshack.us
2012-08-11 06:26:15 PM  
2 votes:

Bocasio: At least Joe Bidens son had the stones to pick up a rifle


According to Mitt Romney the draft dodger, his sons volunteering for the campaign is the same thing. I'm sure Romney will insure his sons get tax breaks for their brave sacrifice, maybe cut VA funding to pay for it.

As for Mitt's gaffe, it is probably the least stupid thing he's said this week. Give it another day and I'm sure we'll have something dumber from him to talk about.
2012-08-11 06:07:11 PM  
2 votes:

Nucleus: Romney announces VP choice and instantly regrets it. To be fair, there were no good choices.


Governor Romney would have done a good job balancing out conservative nominee Romney. He is his own perfect running mate.
2012-08-11 04:54:27 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't Bush say, "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Dick Cheney."?

Oh, wait, no... he was never spot on with his facts.
2012-08-11 04:50:06 PM  
2 votes:
They're playing the theme from the movie Air Force One in the background.
img822.imageshack.us
I guess this is the image that they're trying to evoke.
img717.imageshack.us
Not this one.
2012-08-11 03:44:08 PM  
2 votes:

sirrerun: Weaver95: My video is better dammit.

That's not yours, it's Weaver98's!


I'm going to hold out for Weaver98 SE.
2012-08-11 03:35:39 PM  
2 votes:
Do these things always seem so contrived and theatrical? The settings, the music and all? It's like Nuremberg minus a lot of red and black.
2012-08-11 03:12:08 PM  
2 votes:

EnviroDude: That's it. We can't elect a candidate that misspeaks from 57 states.


www.ygoy.com

Why don't you take a nap? Here, you can borrow my Snuggie.
2012-08-11 01:06:15 PM  
2 votes:
Would you kindly...
2012-08-11 12:38:56 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like Romney is planning a Palin, quitting when the job gets uncomfortable.
2012-08-11 09:47:08 PM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: That's it. We can't elect a candidate that misspeaks from 57 states.


Isn't Obama a dick? Romney gives us a stupid gaffe at least once a day and you poor souls have to cling to the 57 states thing from years ago. He's not a giver.
2012-08-11 09:24:22 PM  
1 votes:

Nucleus: A republican ticket with ZERO foreign policy credentials. ZERO.


Didn't Romney manage to insult half of Europe in a twelve hour span? That's pretty impressive....
2012-08-11 08:12:37 PM  
1 votes:
Ryan enjoys sex with men? Just asking.
2012-08-11 06:07:09 PM  
1 votes:

simplicimus: I gather Ryan is a Catholic. We know Mitt is a Mormon. I can't think of a better combination to bring out the Fundies.


A DNC Muslim candidate is also good at bringing out the Fundies.
2012-08-11 06:06:23 PM  
1 votes:
Odd. I have a bunch of people marked as "Conservative retards" who in this thread are making anti-Romney posts. I'm pretty sure I haven't mistaken the sarcasm of that many people... so what gives?
2012-08-11 05:58:15 PM  
1 votes:
Romney doesn't know how to act in a supermarket, let alone in a foreign country. Now he's picked a guy with even less of a clue to be his running mate.

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed! We're Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed, I say.
2012-08-11 05:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

Nucleus: jgi: Nucleus: A republican ticket with ZERO foreign policy credentials. ZERO.

To be far, much of Romney's money is in other countries and I'm sure he owns property all over the world.

Ryan, on the other hand, is the suburban guy who's never even had a passport and doesn't like Chinese food because it's "too spicy."

What does Ryan bring to the ticket besides boyish good looks, and a steaming desire to kill medicare?


A freakishly large nose.

/Sorry, someone had to say it.
2012-08-11 05:51:29 PM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: Wait until they decide (again) that the reason they lost in 1012 was because they ran a couple of RINOs who didn't extreme enough.


It's that Anglo-Saxon heritage thing again...well, at least until Guillaume le Batard cocked it up in 1066.
Too bad Rafalca wasn't there to dazzle the Normans and thwart their cunning plan to poke Harold's eye out.

/Never swear an oath on TWO sacred reliquaries you farking English moron.
2012-08-11 05:47:38 PM  
1 votes:

Nucleus: A republican ticket with ZERO foreign policy credentials. ZERO.


Wrong

1) Romney spent the Vietnam war in France
2) he recently embarrassed himself and offended people on a 3 country tour
3) he has had several undocumented foreigners working for him
2012-08-11 05:39:33 PM  
1 votes:
When I see the health care debate in the US (Medicare specifically), I feel like all other industrialized countries have indoor plumbing and the US is debating where they should tear down their outhouses and have people shiat in the bushes instead.
2012-08-11 05:39:00 PM  
1 votes:

Jerseysteve22: He's more of a Millard Fillmore.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-11 05:22:47 PM  
1 votes:

Jerseysteve22: As a historian this is all very fascinating. I would love to see how this all plays out over the next several decades and how it will be remembered in 100-200 years.


What's your immediate reaction: William Jennings Bryan or Alf Landon?
2012-08-11 05:07:39 PM  
1 votes:

LoneWolf343: LasersHurt: Paul Ryan! *dark, ominous horns*

What dark, ominous horns may sound like.


pretty sure this is what he meant
2012-08-11 05:05:34 PM  
1 votes:

indylaw: All 57 of them??

/gotta walk the walk when you herp the derp.


Who put the derp in the herp de derp de derp?
Who put the garbl in the wharrgarble ding dong?
2012-08-11 04:49:00 PM  
1 votes:
A lot of people just got a lot more confident about the November results.


...And they ain't from the RNC.

Bye, Mittens.
2012-08-11 04:38:53 PM  
1 votes:

HairBolus: Predicted new trend: Photoshopping Romney/Ryan campaign material to read:

R-Money/R-Ayn


R-Money & Rand?

/loves me some puns
2012-08-11 04:33:12 PM  
1 votes:

Altitude5280: WAT?


He's trying to be like his hero.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-11 04:18:57 PM  
1 votes:

danielabernath: Say hello to 16 years of Republican/strict Constitutional Constructionists.
President Romney and then
PRESIDENT RYAN. You marxists had your chance. Maybe he can go back to his job as a "lecturer" on con law.


Serious question:

Do you write moronic shiat like that because you really believe it...or do you write moronic shiat like that because you want others to believe it, because you want to influence the narrative.

Please be honest. I'm genuinely interested.
2012-08-11 04:03:38 PM  
1 votes:
Why is the Romney campaign intent on making the McCain campaign look like a masterpiece of modern politics?

Watching this is much more fun than I expected.
2012-08-11 04:02:57 PM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: That's it. We can't elect a candidate that misspeaks from 57 states.


this is driving you crazy, isn't it?
2012-08-11 03:38:41 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan."
2012-08-11 03:28:28 PM  
1 votes:

MisterLoki: "All we have to do is replace Obama. ... We are not auditioning for fearless leader. We don't need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget. ... We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don't need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate.
"


What's a better reference here, Stepford President or Mittchurian Candidate?
2012-08-11 03:28:10 PM  
1 votes:
He means in 2016, presumably.
2012-08-11 03:26:11 PM  
1 votes:
2012-08-11 02:09:30 PM  
1 votes:
Does this mean the other half-dozen people said no?
2012-08-11 01:28:24 PM  
1 votes:

doyner: Weaver95: My video is better dammit.

Yeah, but the videos that play after that are...well...ummmmmm.....yeah.


I never said I was a genius when it came to video editing....i've only recently had the time to play with my editing software in any significant manner.
2012-08-11 01:19:07 PM  
1 votes:
My video is better dammit.
 
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