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(Chicago Trib)   Can obesity tear the fabric of the space-time continuum completely apart?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, high cholesterol, diabetes, obesity paradox, kidney failure, chronic diseases  
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9286 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2012 at 3:21 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-11 12:39:28 PM  
4 votes:
That depends if the fabric of the space-time continuum is good to eat.
2012-08-11 03:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
It did for me. I was fine until I got fat. Now I wake up at random points on the space-time continuum. Why only yesterday, I woke up in a seraglio. Unfortunately, I was so fat I was mistaken for an eunuch. I had to put on a squeaky voice until it all went away.
2012-08-11 03:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
Ha ha ha! Suck it, beanpoles!

/scarfs M&Ms
2012-08-11 03:46:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well, if you view space/time as a sheet that was pulled tight with objects that contain mass creating dimples in the sheet. It makes sense that as the mass of an individual gains in scope so would their theoretical impact on the sheet itself. Eventually they get to the point wherein their own mass causes them to rip a point in the sheet to fall though to what's underneath it.
2012-08-11 03:44:17 PM  
1 vote:

sgnilward: So why don't you ever see a lot of old, fat people?

Probably something to do with the operational range of Hoverounds.
2012-08-11 03:42:29 PM  
1 vote:

sgnilward: So why don't you ever see a lot of old, fat people?

Obama's death panels, duh!
2012-08-11 03:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-11 03:23:12 PM  
1 vote:
I am picturing Betty White orbiting the surface of Wilfred Brimley, and I have the weirdest boner right now.
2012-08-11 03:22:57 PM  
1 vote:
Of course it can. Even spandex has limits.
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