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(WGNTV Chicago)   Already ten shot this weekend in Chicago, leaving us ample time to argue about Detroit, gun control laws, and how we are going to protect the lovely ladies at Madam Kamays Phillipino Palace   (wgntv.com) divider line 109
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2012-08-11 12:02:10 PM
I support gun control. You can't hit your target without a firm grip.
 
2012-08-11 12:09:43 PM
or as Camden calls it, Tuesday evening.
 
2012-08-11 12:21:01 PM

ManateeGag: or as Camden calls it, Tuesday evening.


That isn't how you spell Compton
 
2012-08-11 03:51:07 PM
Well,shoot....
 
2012-08-11 03:51:11 PM
It's not exactly "across city" if they're all on the south side.

But hey, none of them are dead, so chalk up a win for Chi-town.
 
2012-08-11 03:51:14 PM
Hey Philadelphia, you are not trying anymore.
 
2012-08-11 03:51:37 PM
What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.
 
2012-08-11 03:52:33 PM

JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.


They did? How so?
 
2012-08-11 03:53:26 PM
Nice use of the the oxford comma there. Excellent to see it still in play.
 
2012-08-11 03:54:24 PM
Aw, no fark articles about the unmarked police car that drove around the closed train gates and got smacked by a train at the Kedzie Brown Line stop? You can joke about it, she lived.

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2012-08-11 03:56:01 PM
As long as its black on black, mexican on mexican or a combination of the two
white America won't care.
 
2012-08-11 03:57:56 PM

JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.


Oy this has nothing to do with gun control. Its gang vs gang.
Poor minority groups killing each other.
 
2012-08-11 04:03:23 PM

ontariolightning: JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.

Oy this has nothing to do with gun control. Its gang vs gang.
Poor minority groups killing each other.


Yup. It's also the reason Detroit is actually not as active in terms of drive by shootings and the like. With only 706k people in the city, it can't support that many street gangs. They're also not rubbing elbows with each other due to the low population (for an urban area) of Detroit. When it's a 20 minute drive just to reach rival gang turf, things quiet down.
 
2012-08-11 04:06:41 PM
But how many of them deserved it?
 
2012-08-11 04:07:52 PM
"you're a hooker!"

/flip
 
2012-08-11 04:09:00 PM

ha-ha-guy: ontariolightning: JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.

Oy this has nothing to do with gun control. Its gang vs gang.
Poor minority groups killing each other.

Yup. It's also the reason Detroit is actually not as active in terms of drive by shootings and the like. With only 706k people in the city, it can't support that many street gangs. They're also not rubbing elbows with each other due to the low population (for an urban area) of Detroit. When it's a 20 minute drive just to reach rival gang turf, things quiet down.


Makes sense
 
2012-08-11 04:09:12 PM
Chicagoans cower in terror at this latest onslaught. I bet they'll all move now to *snert* Schaumburg.
 
2012-08-11 04:10:48 PM

JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.


9/10 - you've got the claim that banning all guns is reasonable, that gangs were abiding by the gun ban, and that the Supreme Court gave a thumbs up to shooting anyone you want, and that Chicago is actually abiding by the court ruling. Only thing missing is the bad grammar.
 
2012-08-11 04:18:46 PM
It's time to stop this insanity and make murder illegal.
 
2012-08-11 04:19:05 PM
I was just on jury duty last week in C(r)ook county. Got a case where the defendant was charged with aggravated discharge of a firearm at an occupied vehicle. He claimed the car tried to run him down but the bullet holes were in the rear of the car. No self defense. This was his third felony gun conviction. He was out on parole when he performed his latest stunt. Clearly somethings not working. Legal citizens have to jump through hoops to buy and posses a gun but this mope just bought it from someone on the street. The people shooting up Chicago aren't buying guns legally. They'll get them wether there's a gun ordinance or not.
 
2012-08-11 04:19:38 PM

the_foo: But how many of them deserved it?


FTA: "A 27-year-old who had been arrested 63 times was shot in the buttocks about 7:20 p.m. near the intersection of 63rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in the West Woodlawn neighborhood, police said."

there's my nomination.
 
2012-08-11 04:26:07 PM
Detroit has run out of targets.
 
2012-08-11 04:42:29 PM
FTFA - "was shot in the 4400 block"

damn, bet that hurts.

somebody should have shot that reporter, the editor and the proofreader. That article was terrible. Oh, sorry, it wasn't actually a newspaper column. It was just the internet, where ignorance and apathy about the english language reigns.
 
2012-08-11 04:44:59 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.

They did? How so?


Be aware that JosephFinn is a known liar.
 
2012-08-11 04:46:36 PM

italie: I support gun control. You can't hit your target without a firm grip.


Yeah, I was also taught gun control meant aiming better. Just like how drinking responsibly means having enough for everyone.
 
2012-08-11 04:49:36 PM

Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.

They did? How so?

Be aware that JosephFinn is a known liar.


I know, I've dealt with him before in gun threads. I just want him to come back and tell my in his own inimitable way how people having to jump through incredible hoops to legally own a handgun, including registration and making yourself known to the authorities in addition to the onerous expense of doing so both in money and time, has increased gun violence in Chicago.

I need a good laugh today.
 
2012-08-11 04:56:19 PM
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2012-08-11 05:02:06 PM
Austin, on the city's Far West Side, had 34 homicides in the past 12 months, the most of any neighborhood in the city. (Chicago Lawn on the South Side was second with 26.) It is the leading edge of a shockingly deadly year in Chicago, which has endured 284 homicides so far, a 40 percent increase over the same period last year.


I would call that a war zone.
 
2012-08-11 05:04:01 PM

ontariolightning: As long as its black on black, mexican on mexican or a combination of the two
white America won't care.


You'd think for all its emphasis on protecting oneself and one's family, the NRA would be enlisting people of color living in the ghetto to learn how to shoot, getting them permits, etc. After all, they're the ones actually in the line of fire. Hmm, I wonder why they don't.
 
2012-08-11 05:04:27 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: JosephFinn: What a surprise. The Supremes gut Chicago's reasonable gun control and suddenly more people are getting shot.

They did? How so?

Be aware that JosephFinn is a known liar.

I know, I've dealt with him before in gun threads. I just want him to come back and tell my in his own inimitable way how people having to jump through incredible hoops to legally own a handgun, including registration and making yourself known to the authorities in addition to the onerous expense of doing so both in money and time, has increased gun violence in Chicago.

I need a good laugh today.


JosephFinn is in fact claiming that the now-overturned prohibition upon civilian handgun ownership was itself "reasonable". JosephFinn has, in previous discussions, claimed that thet Second Amendment to the United States Constitution actually prohibits civilian firearm ownership, a claim that is a demonstrable lie.
 
2012-08-11 05:05:29 PM

newton: Aw, no fark articles about the unmarked police car that drove around the closed train gates and got smacked by a train at the Kedzie Brown Line stop? You can joke about it, she lived.

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Chicago cops are the WORST at respecting the laws they 'enforce'.

//Knows a lot of Chicago cops.
 
2012-08-11 05:06:36 PM

KrispyKritter: the_foo: But how many of them deserved it?

FTA: "A 27-year-old who had been arrested 63 times was shot in the buttocks about 7:20 p.m. near the intersection of 63rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in the West Woodlawn neighborhood, police said."

there's my nomination.


I went to high school about 1/2 mile from there. It was a shiate hole then and it's a shiate hole now. In 20 more years it will still be a shiate hole
 
2012-08-11 05:10:12 PM

italie: ManateeGag: or as Camden calls it, Tuesday evening.

That isn't how you spell Compton


This may be racist, but when I went to Chicago this summer I was surprised to notice how much more ghetto the urban folk were as compared to So Cal. The urban folk in Compton seem so much more sophisticated relative to the midwest. Not sure why. . .
 
2012-08-11 05:13:53 PM

hundreddollarman: italie: I support gun control. You can't hit your target without a firm grip.

Yeah, I was also taught gun control meant aiming better. Just like how drinking responsibly means having enough for everyone.


I propose a new way of keeping gang violence in check. Make gang violence a game. Kids like games right? Rules are simple:

1. For every rival gang member you shoot, you get 10 points. If they die you get 15 bonus points.
2. For every innocent you shoot, you lose 100 points
3. If the innocent is under 16, the members in your gang must enforce a penalty shot, where they get two free shots at YOU from 25ft. You also lose 500 points on top of the 100.
4. Gang members get to trade 10,00 points to the police as a get out of jail free card.


Gang violence will be eradicated by Christmas time.
 
2012-08-11 05:14:20 PM

KrispyKritter: the_foo: But how many of them deserved it?

FTA: "A 27-year-old who had been arrested 63 times was shot in the buttocks about 7:20 p.m. near the intersection of 63rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in the West Woodlawn neighborhood, police said."

there's my nomination.


Figures, anyone one near any street named for MLK has to have a death wish.
 
2012-08-11 05:19:54 PM

coco ebert: ontariolightning: As long as its black on black, mexican on mexican or a combination of the two
white America won't care.

You'd think for all its emphasis on protecting oneself and one's family, the NRA would be enlisting people of color living in the ghetto to learn how to shoot, getting them permits, etc. After all, they're the ones actually in the line of fire. Hmm, I wonder why they don't.


Because black folks dont want to join a very large organization of white people who own guns. Its easier just to take your chances on that street and buy your piece out of the trunk of a car from a guy named Cereal Bowl
 
2012-08-11 05:29:13 PM

Korzine: Figures, anyone one near any street named for MLK has to have a death wish.


The same is true in most larger cities.
 
2012-08-11 05:32:48 PM
What a lovely culture.
 
2012-08-11 05:37:57 PM

coco ebert: ontariolightning: As long as its black on black, mexican on mexican or a combination of the two
white America won't care.

You'd think for all its emphasis on protecting oneself and one's family, the NRA would be enlisting people of color living in the ghetto to learn how to shoot, getting them permits, etc. After all, they're the ones actually in the line of fire. Hmm, I wonder why they don't.


Because felons can't legally own guns.
 
2012-08-11 05:41:16 PM
I find this chart unbelievable.

www.occidentaldissent.com
 
2012-08-11 05:45:38 PM

lovely ladies at Madam Kamays Phillipino Palace


Shouldn't that be 'Filipino'? Or do they want to hold on to the P-ness for some reason?
 
2012-08-11 05:48:48 PM
The people in Chicago who routinely shoot each other are doing the rest of the country a favor as most of the victims and aggressors are gang bangers.
 
2012-08-11 05:55:49 PM

smitty04: I find this chart unbelievable.

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You do? Why? It's roughly in line with FBI national statistics.
 
2012-08-11 05:57:00 PM

skodabunny: Nice use of the the oxford comma there. Excellent to see it still in play.


Indeed.
 
2012-08-11 06:00:35 PM

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2012-08-11 06:03:25 PM

Silly Jesus: smitty04: I find this chart unbelievable.

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You do? Why? It's roughly in line with FBI national statistics.


I agree. Hispanics usually will cut you real bad, but not fatally.
 
2012-08-11 06:13:45 PM
Now where is that Chicago Farker that rode my balls when I said something about murder rate, shootings and gang issues in Chicago?
 
2012-08-11 06:16:07 PM

vegasj: Now where is that Chicago Farker that rode my balls when I said something about murder rate, shootings and gang issues in Chicago?


Probably in the ER.
 
2012-08-11 06:16:23 PM

coco ebert: You'd think for all its emphasis on protecting oneself and one's family, the NRA would be enlisting people of color living in the ghetto to learn how to shoot, getting them permits, etc. After all, they're the ones actually in the line of fire. Hmm, I wonder why they don't.


Doesn't work. You can't teach someone who doesn't want to learn. Ever see black guys at a gun range? I have & do... until they are booted for not following rules.

Rulez b raysis gnomesay'n?

"what ya mean I have ta have a hoslsta? mang... dude just wants me to buyz sometin here"

 
2012-08-11 06:17:37 PM
& before I get slammed for "being racist" again...

Yes, whites get asked to holster their weapons too. They do, and I've yet to see one get kicked out of a gun range.
 
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