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2012-08-11 09:04:27 AM  
what's wrong w/ a baseball in a tube sock?
 
2012-08-11 09:06:46 AM  
DNRTFA, and will not return to this thread for fear of eye bleach needing pics

nudists are almost always the people who should keep their clothes on
 
2012-08-11 09:07:07 AM  
It sounds as if an influx of nubile coeds will.....


*dons sunglasses and MagnumTM condoms*



.......perk things up considerably.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-08-11 09:10:00 AM  
I can't see younger people going to nude events given the creepy antics of people online posting pictures combined with the prudish nature of various people in power. It just seems a recipe for disaster.
 
2012-08-11 09:11:22 AM  
A few months back, I went to my first nudist resort.

There was a crowd of about 30 naked people aged 30-ish, and we all went tent camping at a beautiful wilderness camp in New York State. There was absolutely nothing sexual about it - instead, there was just a ton of really nice people on equal ground, who totally accepted everyone else without even knowing them. Showering was exceptionally convenient. :) The stars were bright, the wind was soft and uninhibited, and the grass was cool. There was a heated pool and a hot tub. We did naked Zumba. We had an adult slip-and-slide which was absolutely hilarious. We danced, and watched a movie, and barbequed, and did body painting, and hiked in the woods, and had a drum circle around a raging bonfire. It was the best time ever, and I made tons of amazing people. YOU ARE MISSING OUT. :) GO DO THIS.

Oh yeah, and there were some old people. But truly - you very quickly forget you're naked.

Oddly enough.
 
2012-08-11 09:12:59 AM  

danno_to_infinity: DNRTFA, and will not return to this thread for fear of eye bleach needing pics

nudists are almost always the people who should keep their clothes on


Fortunately, we don't want you seeing us anyway. Anyone who can only look at nude bodies with the intent of sexual objectification can GTFO.
 
2012-08-11 09:16:08 AM  

danno_to_infinity: DNRTFA, and will not return to this thread for fear of eye bleach needing pics

nudists are almost always the people who should keep their clothes on


To be clear... err, was that a troll? Nudism is not about pornography, and I suspect your own body is not ready for a modeling career. Nudism is about being comfortable in the suit you were born in. Nothing wrong with that.
 
2012-08-11 09:22:32 AM  
I've learned that the stigma of being nude is ingrained at a young age, taking many years to overcome as an adult. My first naturist event happened when I was 27. I'm 52 now and enjoy going to a AANP resort at least twice a year. The fact you have full amenities at these resorts is far better than say, Burning Man (which runs at the end of the month.) It's not about gawking or sexual prowess. It's about being liberated.

If you haven't gone bare at least once in the presence of like-minded people, don't judge those who do.
 
2012-08-11 09:26:03 AM  
maybe if they provided FREE METH at their naked parties we'd show up. but otherwise who'd wanna fark that ass in the public
 
2012-08-11 09:30:28 AM  

Meisaims: There was absolutely nothing sexual about it...

...and I made tons of amazing people.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-11 09:34:41 AM  
Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan.

This is just one photo blog on tumblr. Yea, alot of the photos are staged fashion shots, but wade through it and you can get an idea of what it's like overseas. HINT-look for photos of crowds, those are usually legit pics.

Link is NSFW obviously.

Link
 
2012-08-11 09:35:24 AM  

mikdeetx: I've learned that the stigma of being nude is ingrained at a young age, taking many years to overcome as an adult. My first naturist event happened when I was 27. I'm 52 now and enjoy going to a AANP resort at least twice a year. The fact you have full amenities at these resorts is far better than say, Burning Man (which runs at the end of the month.) It's not about gawking or sexual prowess. It's about being liberated.

If you haven't gone bare at least once in the presence of like-minded people, don't judge those who do.


You forget this is America, where the mere mention of "nudity" makes everyone crap their pants, orgasm, and got into cardiac arrest (at the same time).
 
2012-08-11 09:43:47 AM  
I don't know why people don't like clothes. Clothing keeps me warm and comfortable when it is cold and prevents sunburn when I am outdoors.

It also covers up all the ugly bits.

reillan: danno_to_infinity: DNRTFA, and will not return to this thread for fear of eye bleach needing pics

nudists are almost always the people who should keep their clothes on

Fortunately, we don't want you seeing us anyway. Anyone who can only look at nude bodies with the intent of sexual objectification can GTFO.


It isn't necessarily being sexual, sometimes it is about just plain old aesthetics. I don't need to see all the sags, wrinkles, stretch marks, cellulite, moles, lumps, spare ties or plain old layers of lard that the average human body is composed of. I am quite happy having most of that covered by cloth.
 
2012-08-11 09:44:06 AM  
It's amazing how nudists are the nicest people you'll meet. No one judges, everyone is relaxed and laid back, and they hang out.

No big deal.
 
2012-08-11 09:46:34 AM  
I for one look forward to our nude overlords, no matter how young they are.
 
2012-08-11 09:47:21 AM  
Nothing wrong with nudism as long as they aren't riding bikes.
 
2012-08-11 09:53:22 AM  
From what I remember from nudist web sites around my area they:
1. are horrifically out of date
2. charge too much money
3. don't allow single guys to show up solo
 
2012-08-11 10:00:51 AM  
Who wants to go around nude all the time? Isn't that why we have clothes?
 
2012-08-11 10:00:55 AM  

British: From what I remember from nudist web sites around my area they:
1. are horrifically out of date
2. charge too much money
3. don't allow single guys to show up solo


you gotta add "AND children" to your search terms
 
2012-08-11 10:02:57 AM  
Seems like whatever one gains in body freedom and acceptance is offset by some sexual paranoia and siege mentality.
 
2012-08-11 10:05:57 AM  
nude beaches are awesome...except for the ten inch ballls
 
2012-08-11 10:07:18 AM  

Nem Wan: Seems like whatever one gains in body freedom and acceptance is offset by some sexual paranoia and siege mentality.


It's the law of sacrifice. Nothing comes for free.

I was invited on a nudist camping trip a few weeks ago. Being the new guy, I was put on "bacon cooking duty".

/never again
 
2012-08-11 10:13:22 AM  
Its not that other people are "puritan", its that you are ugly. So spare us the sanctimony.
 
2012-08-11 10:18:25 AM  

Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.


Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.
 
2012-08-11 10:21:32 AM  
So many people have the entirely wrong idea about being a nudist. One thing that is clear is the Catholic Church has Socially Engineered most of you narrow minded people (especially Americans) that nudity is bad and equated only with sex. You are missing out on a lot of fun. Join the AANR and see what you are missing out on. It's amazing how hung up you people are and can't see it. Totally brainwashed.
 
2012-08-11 10:22:04 AM  

LargeCanine: Its not that other people are "puritan", its that you are ugly. So spare us the sanctimony.


You are the reason I vacation overseas. And always in places not visited by my fellow muricans.

Besides, my wife says I'm purty.
 
2012-08-11 10:26:35 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.

Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.


Yea, all of those blogs start out with good intentions, but always end up going that route. There used to be one that was pretty well policed, but it was hijacked by some russian skumbag, who went pretty much full porn with it.

But there's 100+ pages of archives, and if you dig deep, you can get a pretty good idea of what the beaches are like.
 
2012-08-11 10:29:42 AM  

Meisaims: A few months back, I went to my first nudist resort.

There was a crowd of about 30 naked people aged 30-ish, and we all went tent camping at a beautiful wilderness camp in New York State. There was absolutely nothing sexual about it - instead, there was just a ton of really nice people on equal ground, who totally accepted everyone else without even knowing them. Showering was exceptionally convenient. :) The stars were bright, the wind was soft and uninhibited, and the grass was cool. There was a heated pool and a hot tub. We did naked Zumba. We had an adult slip-and-slide which was absolutely hilarious. We danced, and watched a movie, and barbequed, and did body painting, and hiked in the woods, and had a drum circle around a raging bonfireer. It was the best time ever, and I made tons of amazing people. YOU ARE MISSING OUT. :) GO DO THIS.


FTFM
 
2012-08-11 10:35:09 AM  

Basily Gourt: Yea, all of those blogs start out with good intentions, but always end up going that route. There used to be one that was pretty well policed, but it was hijacked by some russian skumbag, who went pretty much full porn with it.


Okay, sorry. Didn't mean to poke too much fun at it. If it's something that you and your wife enjoy, that's cool.
 
2012-08-11 10:38:22 AM  
Someone post the grimacing kid pic. I agree with him.
Also, don't want bug bit in a sensitive area.
 
2012-08-11 10:45:25 AM  

bikerbob: So many people have the entirely wrong idea about being a nudist. One thing that is clear is the Catholic Church has Socially Engineered most of you narrow minded people (especially Americans) that nudity is bad and equated only with sex. You are missing out on a lot of fun. Join the AANR and see what you are missing out on. It's amazing how hung up you people are and can't see it. Totally brainwashed.


You know, if you genuinely intend to recruit new people, or just foster a positive image, perhaps you should do it without calling everyone socially engineered, narrow minded and brainwashed. Just a suggestion.

"Hey come and join our group, you brainwashed spineless narrow minded sheep! It's a lot of fun, and we accept you as you are!!"
 
2012-08-11 11:08:17 AM  
but what if i get a boner? is that okay?
 
2012-08-11 11:10:24 AM  
I shower in the nude. I guess that's a start.
 
2012-08-11 11:16:26 AM  

British: From what I remember from nudist web sites around my area they:
1. are horrifically out of date
2. charge too much money
3. don't allow single guys to show up solo


Are those nudists or swingers pretending to be nudists?
 
2012-08-11 11:45:57 AM  

upndn: I shower in the nude. I guess that's a start.


I'm a Never Nude, so that's even much for me
 
2012-08-11 12:13:50 PM  

LargeCanine: Its not that other people are "puritan", its that you are ugly. So spare us the sanctimony.


Spare us Your judging. Your opinion is fine by itself, but leave the criticizing guilt trip out of it. I apply that statement to both sides of this argument. Can't we all just be comfortable?

I wear clothes when nessisary, but only then. You may think I'm unatractive, but You don't really need me to know what You think, do You? When we shed clothing, we are faced with reality. Then we must accept it.
 
2012-08-11 12:32:12 PM  
"The vibe out there is incredible. It's not a sexual thing at all."

i.imgur.com

/Of course.
 
2012-08-11 12:42:37 PM  

upndn: I shower in the nude. I guess that's a start.


Weirdo.
 
2012-08-11 12:46:10 PM  
Used to go to a nude beach with my then-girlfriend a lot. Until California outlawed them all. Nude beach volleyball with UC Irvine co-eds was always fun. The worst part was lack of facilities though.
 
2012-08-11 01:02:19 PM  

JonnyBGoode: Used to go to a nude beach with my then-girlfriend a lot. Until California outlawed them all. Nude beach volleyball with UC Irvine co-eds was always fun. The worst part was lack of facilities though.


I hear nude soccer is fun too, but there's always a lot of flopping.
 
2012-08-11 01:15:27 PM  
Haulover Beach at Fort Lauderdale will always hold happy memories for me.

Hello, dude from Chile, wherever you are.

Also, the swimming.
 
2012-08-11 01:29:58 PM  

bikerbob: One thing that is clear is the Catholic Church has Socially Engineered most of you narrow minded people (especially Americans) that nudity is bad and equated only with sex.


Everyone who doesn't think like me is narrow minded.
 
2012-08-11 01:42:56 PM  

reillan: Anyone who can only look at nude bodies with the intent of sexual objectification can GTFO.


No wonder your commune is just a group of bitter old ladies. Might as well just put your clothes back on and call it what it is - a sewing circle.
 
2012-08-11 02:15:04 PM  

Meisaims: A few months back, I went to my first nudist resort.

There was a crowd of about 30 naked people aged 30-ish, and we all went tent camping at a beautiful wilderness camp in New York State. There was absolutely nothing sexual about it - instead, there was just a ton of really nice people on equal ground, who totally accepted everyone else without even knowing them. Showering was exceptionally convenient. :) The stars were bright, the wind was soft and uninhibited, and the grass was cool. There was a heated pool and a hot tub. We did naked Zumba. We had an adult slip-and-slide which was absolutely hilarious. We danced, and watched a movie, and barbequed, and did body painting, and hiked in the woods, and had a drum circle around a raging bonfire. It was the best time ever, and I made tons of amazing people. YOU ARE MISSING OUT. :) GO DO THIS.

Oh yeah, and there were some old people. But truly - you very quickly forget you're naked.

Oddly enough.


glad you enjoyed it! i love nudists resorts too. just so happens that the house we bought put us within 20 miles of one i like to go to...we were about 50 miles from it
 
2012-08-11 02:24:47 PM  

British: From what I remember from nudist web sites around my area they:
1. are horrifically out of date
2. charge too much money
3. don't allow single guys to show up solo


there are 2 resorts approx 20 miles from me. they have up-to-date facilities, charge decent rates, give coupons/discounts for various times, and i go by myself because my wife and kids aren't into it
 
2012-08-11 02:27:50 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.

Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.


not to mention a chick looking at the dude's 8 inch stiffy. yeah, not a legit NUDIST site...rather, a porn site staged outdoors
 
2012-08-11 02:28:01 PM  
"Young people don't want to go to bingo night or play shuffleboard," in the nude, said Robbe White, founder of the Florida Young Naturist organization

Young people don't want to go to bingo night or play shuffleboard PERIOD
 
2012-08-11 02:34:41 PM  

bungle_jr: ThrobblefootSpectre: Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.

Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.

not to mention a chick looking at the dude's 8 inch stiffy. yeah, not a legit NUDIST site...rather, a porn site staged outdoors


I fail to see the problem with this.
 
2012-08-11 02:36:24 PM  

MoronLessOff: bungle_jr: ThrobblefootSpectre: Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.

Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.

not to mention a chick looking at the dude's 8 inch stiffy. yeah, not a legit NUDIST site...rather, a porn site staged outdoors

I fail to see the problem with this.


i have no problem with it as a porn site. i have a problem with it being advertised as a nudist site
 
2012-08-11 02:42:34 PM  

bungle_jr: MoronLessOff: bungle_jr: ThrobblefootSpectre: Basily Gourt: Depends where you go. As in not in the USA. We are just too puritan......Link is NSFW obviously.

Lol. shavednudistamateurs.com, with a leg spread shot, no less. Nope, that's not intended to be sexual.

not to mention a chick looking at the dude's 8 inch stiffy. yeah, not a legit NUDIST site...rather, a porn site staged outdoors

I fail to see the problem with this.

i have no problem with it as a porn site. i have a problem with it being advertised as a nudist site


Point taken.
 
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