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(CNN)   In the wake of the Chick-Fil-A brouhaha, CNN asks the important question; "Which foods are gay?"   ( divider line
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6160 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2012 at 10:38 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-11 12:21:58 PM  
3 votes:
I will demystify this for you. The key word is "camp". If something is unconsciously heterosexual, it is not camp, and if it it is camp, which is to say, self-consciously heterosexual or ironic, it is gay.

Soul food
Chinese food
Most Italian food, except fettucine and other fiddley pasta with silly or stupid creamy sauces
Fast food
White Trash cookery (such as deep-fried anything, tempura excepted)
Most Chain restaurants, especially "family" restaurants
Vegetable soup, canned, dehydrated or bottled
Jewish cooking, also Mennonite, Amish, White Trash, etc.
Anything made from a Kraft Foods or other corporate recipe, except molded gelatin
Pies, except for tarts, some open-faced pies, and key lime pie
French Canadian peasant cuisine, especially sugar tarts, beans, split pea soup and poutine
Cheesecake, normal or industrial

Obscene banana-based dishes
Fusion anything, except Tex-Mex and some So-Cal
Fettucine (but not macaroni or spaghetti, which are super-straight)
Soups made with unpopular vegetables, such as squash
Soups in cardboard boxes
Tarts, open faced pies except for lemon merangue
Key lime pie
Frogs legs and snails, unless part of Bayou cuisine
Obscene pastries, except vaginas
Cheesecake, weird and fancy

Food which will get you laid is neither straight nor gay: red meat and very expensive seafood, for example. Deep-fried seafood is almost exclusively straight, but calamari can be completely gay, as can sushi and other novelty type food. Octopus is not gay if part of traditional Mediterranean or Japanese cooking, but otherwise is gayish.

Oysters are straight. Mussels are gay.
American lobsters are straight, langoustines are gay or gayish.
Any seafood which requires digging around in a hole with a pick is gay: snails, winkles, etc. Straight men do not use lobster picks. They just suck out the tiny bits like a savage.
2012-08-11 11:31:42 AM  
2 votes:
Has anyone ever noticed that the CNN logo upside down looks like a PENIS!

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2012-08-11 08:43:15 PM  
1 vote:

tira: Cyno01: FFS, its not about the CEOs comments, nobody gives a shiat what he thinks, its about the company donating millions of dollars to not even just anti gay marriage groups, but anti gay groups.

Actually I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is, I haven't heard of gay people boycotting Chick-fil-A in 2008, 2009, 2010, or 2011

Well, sort of, but you're still mostly mistaken. We knew how he felt. We didn't really care. It was when it became widely known* that CFA donates to stridently anti-gay causes. And it's not a boycott, really. No one has any illusions that losing gay dollars will harm a chain that's already not very popular with gays. It's just the realisation that when we spend money there, we're spending our own money against our own interests. It feels weird and wrong, that's all. That's all there really is to this.

* It's not like we couldn't have researched it, either, or even that it was never reported. It just didn't really click with a lot of us before. Not a lot of people actively research the donation habits of the places they might shop at. We want to have our own lives, after all. But once it's big news, it's pretty hard to overlook.
2012-08-11 04:58:55 PM  
1 vote:
As Jon Stewart says, how can food get any gayer than hot cock between two buns?
2012-08-11 03:30:42 PM  
1 vote:

loonatic112358: sort of like when i spot both a rent to own furniture shop, and a check cashing/payday loan place in a shopping center i know the stores nearby will be crappy

In my world those two things mean the thrift store in the strip is going to have primo books because no one in the area reads.
2012-08-11 01:58:28 PM  
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Still the best brunch in San Diego.
2012-08-11 12:38:16 PM  
1 vote:
None of them.
2012-08-11 11:18:14 AM  
1 vote:

loonatic112358: straight would be applebees, waffle house, denny's, ihop, chinese buffet, old country buffet

gay everything else?

Applebees? Even the name is gay. Here....

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2012-08-11 11:17:56 AM  
1 vote:
Kumquats are gay.
2012-08-11 11:05:24 AM  
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2012-08-11 10:56:10 AM  
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2012-08-11 10:47:04 AM  
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2012-08-11 10:46:46 AM  
1 vote:
Starbuck's is gay. No straight man goes there.
2012-08-11 10:46:37 AM  
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2012-08-11 09:24:43 AM  
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/Comes across very salty
2012-08-11 08:40:41 AM  
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