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(CNN)   In the wake of the Chick-Fil-A brouhaha, CNN asks the important question; "Which foods are gay?"   (ireport.cnn.com) divider line 177
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2012-08-11 05:35:01 AM
the video is supposed to be satire, but austin hipsters made it so it'll end up being condescending and highbrow.
 
2012-08-11 06:03:42 AM
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2012-08-11 08:31:37 AM
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2012-08-11 08:40:41 AM
Chevre
 
2012-08-11 09:24:43 AM
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/Comes across very salty
 
2012-08-11 09:39:44 AM
Pulled pork
 
2012-08-11 09:44:51 AM
us.acidcow.com

www.la-foodie.com

www.blogcdn.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-11 09:51:20 AM
Everything served at brunch. No straight man goes to brunch willingly.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-08-11 10:00:47 AM
t0.gstatic.com

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-11 10:04:45 AM
llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2012-08-11 10:44:51 AM
i109.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-11 10:45:28 AM
Quiche.
 
2012-08-11 10:45:36 AM
Sprinkles
Anything on a stick
Tiny Size Chiclets
Terra chips

those are some gay foods. However, what are lesbian foods? Points will be deducted if you mention fish.
 
2012-08-11 10:45:46 AM
Eating a big cock-sandwich is pretty gay if you ask me.
 
2012-08-11 10:45:49 AM
Spotted Dick with human feces sounds gay.
 
2012-08-11 10:46:02 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-11 10:46:19 AM
www.uncoached.com

Not gay. Not by a long farking shot.
 
2012-08-11 10:46:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard: us.acidcow.com


i.ytimg.com

We'll have a gay old time!
 
2012-08-11 10:46:23 AM

strangeguitar: [i109.photobucket.com image 127x115]


*shakes fist*
 
2012-08-11 10:46:37 AM
beerandvideogames.com
 
2012-08-11 10:46:46 AM
Starbuck's is gay. No straight man goes there.
 
2012-08-11 10:46:55 AM
Anything that uses gold leaf for ornamentation.
 
2012-08-11 10:47:04 AM
tremendousnews.com
 
2012-08-11 10:47:51 AM

LadyMech: Sprinkles
Anything on a stick
Tiny Size Chiclets
Terra chips

those are some gay foods. However, what are lesbian foods? Points will be deducted if you mention fish.


Choco-taco?
 
2012-08-11 10:48:39 AM
Funny article, and funny posts!

This is why I love Fark.
 
2012-08-11 10:53:00 AM
Any salad with a 'vinaigrette' dressing.


/seriously, is CNN trying to be like the Daily Show now?
 
2012-08-11 10:53:32 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-11 10:55:07 AM
www.randomfunnypictures.org
 
2012-08-11 10:56:10 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-11 10:56:51 AM

bluenovaman: LadyMech: Sprinkles
Anything on a stick
Tiny Size Chiclets
Terra chips

those are some gay foods. However, what are lesbian foods? Points will be deducted if you mention fish.

Choco-taco?


www.kitkat.com
 
2012-08-11 10:57:32 AM

shotglasss: Starbuck's is gay. No straight man goes there.


If drinking espresso is gay, I must be Harvey Fierstein.

/Though, to be fair, Starbucks sucks.
 
2012-08-11 10:57:44 AM
www.meffisto.com

I know you can't eat it, but they do sell it at the grocery store.
 
2012-08-11 10:58:47 AM
www.weakstream.us
 
2012-08-11 10:59:29 AM
Any description of produce from a gardening catalogue will make you wonder what sort of people like getting down and dirty with a hoe.
For example, they described a kind of cucumber--called the Straight 8--as being eight inches long, firm fleshed, with a lightly sweet taste, smooth-skinned, and free of blemishes like warts. A type of sweet corn is bursting with so much flavor, you could keep on eating them and ask for more. And don't get me started on their nut trees. They're so productive, you can get bushels of nuts every year.
 
2012-08-11 11:01:00 AM

Zizzowop: Any salad with a 'vinaigrette' dressing.


Oh shiat, I use vinaigrette dressing. Does it taste like cum or something?
 
2012-08-11 11:01:24 AM

LadyMech: those are some gay foods. However, what are lesbian foods? Points will be deducted if you mention fish.


Cheese Nips
 
2012-08-11 11:01:25 AM
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2012-08-11 11:01:47 AM
Soy.
Anything made with soy (except soy sauce or miso).
Tofu in the shape of "chicken nuggets", "turkey", "burgers", "hot dogs", etc.
Canned semen.
 
2012-08-11 11:02:28 AM

shivashakti: LadyMech: those are some gay foods. However, what are lesbian foods? Points will be deducted if you mention fish.

Cheese Nips


Pastrami sandwich.
 
2012-08-11 11:02:28 AM
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"Whip out your Norbecker!"

"Have one, if you're tough enough."

"Take it in the can, or the bottle!"

/Obscure?
 
2012-08-11 11:04:31 AM

WhippingBoy: Pastrami sandwich.


I was thinking more bologna than pastrami....
 
2012-08-11 11:05:23 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Whip out your Norbecker!"

"Have one, if you're tough enough."

"Take it in the can, or the bottle!"

/Obscure?
 
2012-08-11 11:05:24 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-11 11:05:28 AM

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I love me some big gay ice cream! cinnamon and snicker doodle ice cream sandwiches.....nutella or caramel-coated ice cream cones, bourbon-butterscotch sauce, etc. and the Choinkwich: chocolate soft-serve and caramelized bacon sandwiched between two chocolate cookies.

/I sound fat
 
2012-08-11 11:06:25 AM

Mugato: Zizzowop: Any salad with a 'vinaigrette' dressing.

Oh shiat, I use vinaigrette dressing. Does it taste like cum or something?


Hahahah!! -no, it just seems to be a hipster thing to have some type of (insert fruit or nut name) vinaigrette dressing. Seems kind of gay to me.
 
2012-08-11 11:06:55 AM
When a burger chain names itself "Five Guys", dontcha think that suggests "no chicks allowed"? Just sayin.
 
2012-08-11 11:08:42 AM

Krieghund: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x309]


Man I gotta type faster ;p
 
2012-08-11 11:08:44 AM
I think cannoli are part of the homosexual agenda.

They're shaped like dicks and I can't wait to pop them in my mouth.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-11 11:09:59 AM

Krieghund: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x309]


they have breakfast

you're telling me you don't want to wake up and cram some 5 Guys in first thing in the morning?
 
2012-08-11 11:14:15 AM
straight would be applebees, waffle house, denny's, ihop, chinese buffet, old country buffet

gay everything else?
 
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