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2012-08-11 08:54:42 AM
That is some commenting gold right there! Good catch Subby.
 
Skr
2012-08-11 08:55:50 AM
Wow, just wow.
 
2012-08-11 08:59:13 AM
F*cking guaranteeing yourself a place on some watch list, how does it work?
 
2012-08-11 09:00:06 AM
Weeners I read was about some joker saying ICP saved their ass in prison. oooo-kayyy
 
2012-08-11 09:00:25 AM
I guess Maury won't be vandalizing parking meters anymore...
 
2012-08-11 09:00:37 AM
Beautiful.
 
2012-08-11 09:01:06 AM
farking toilets...how do they work?
 
2012-08-11 09:01:17 AM
Morons vs Assholes, who to root for?
 
2012-08-11 09:01:41 AM
Good for them.

/also, hilarious comment
 
2012-08-11 09:02:33 AM
Ok... i couldn't care either way bout ICP or their fans... no hate no love.. whatever, enjoy yourselves, BUT... Shouldn't christians be considered a gang too?? They meet together weekly.. hang out together.. drink/do drugs together... and have commited more voilent acts than any other "organization" in history... sounds like a gang to me... hell they are so badass they don't have to pay taxes and can molest children and laugh at the police about it... but sure.. ICP is a issue with the fbi... not jesus freaks...
 
2012-08-11 09:02:42 AM
I... wat.
 
2012-08-11 09:04:48 AM

Icetech3: Ok... i couldn't care either way bout ICP or their fans... no hate no love.. whatever, enjoy yourselves, BUT... Shouldn't christians be considered a gang too?? They meet together weekly.. hang out together.. drink/do drugs together... and have commited more voilent acts than any other "organization" in history... sounds like a gang to me... hell they are so badass they don't have to pay taxes and can molest children and laugh at the police about it... but sure.. ICP is a issue with the fbi... not jesus freaks...


troll much?
 
2012-08-11 09:04:53 AM
DILLIGAF
 
2012-08-11 09:05:13 AM

steamingpile: Morons vs Assholes, who to root for?


The morons. For they cannot help that they are morons. Thus you can feel pity for them. Assholes on the other hand...
 
2012-08-11 09:09:11 AM
i.imgur.com
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box
 
2012-08-11 09:09:30 AM
Oops, too early in the morning, I accidentally boobied myself. totally did not mean it that way. should have said Weeners although I thought I did.

whatever
 
2012-08-11 09:10:50 AM
LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


It's the ICP Party van!
 
2012-08-11 09:11:20 AM
damn, fark filter is a harsh mistress
 
2012-08-11 09:12:07 AM
Deadheads were considered "gang" for a while back in the late 80s / early 90s when any city hosting Grateful Dead concerts was flush with acid for months afterwards. Deadheads would get popped for selling LSD and get sent to do time in "gang wings" with crips and bloods and aryan nations folks.

/I'd like to get some sleep before I travel.....
 
2012-08-11 09:12:32 AM
Ok... so how does a toilet work?
 
2012-08-11 09:16:41 AM

LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


there is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to begin
 
2012-08-11 09:18:43 AM

LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.
 
2012-08-11 09:19:16 AM

sonofASDF: Ok... so how does a toilet work?


Magnets!
 
2012-08-11 09:19:52 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

The Juggalo code, or whatever the hell they call it, basically is about a fashion aesthetic mixed with a splash of hedonism a few token calls for "not being a douchebag unless the other guy is a douchebag first," or something along those lines. All of the band members have repeatedly denounced violence as any official part of being a Juggalo. And not just in that "okay we officially have to say this so we don't get sued" way either.

Compare that to LaVey Satanism, which essentially encourages you to be a selfish dickbag and outright goddamn tells you it's okay to "destroy" people if they don't, say, honor a command to leave your house. I don't recall seeing Satanists being defined as a "hybrid gang".

Honestly, I think it comes down to the ridiculous face paint. Feds see any kind of semi-uniform, colorful display that less-than-squeaky-clean people wear and they immediately get out the "it's a gang" stamp. Makes me wonder if they tagged the KISS Army as a "hybrid gang" back in the day. Actually, that would make for hilarious AND effective evidence should ICP actually make it to court.
 
2012-08-11 09:21:47 AM

Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.


I've seen that pic a few times but never knew the story. Can you direct me to it?
 
2012-08-11 09:23:21 AM
I'm a reasonably smart guy. I have probably average intelligence for a North American adult who reads a lot and is interested in things. I have a computer science degree from a good university. I solve complex problems at work and I'm paid well.

I don't know how magnets work.

I'm willing to bet most people don't, come to think of it. If I stopped 20 people on the street and asked them how magnets work, would they know?
 
2012-08-11 09:26:07 AM
Juggalos......whenever I'm around them (not often), I have to bring a few friends.

www.sgammo.com

I'm OK with what the FBI did. A lot of them destructive punks need to be put into the ground.
 
2012-08-11 09:30:09 AM
We're rebels! We're outlaws! We're badass! We... what, somebody called us a mean name? Waa! Call my lawyers!
 
2012-08-11 09:32:55 AM

SergeantStedanko: I'm a reasonably smart guy. I have probably average intelligence for a North American adult who reads a lot and is interested in things. I have a computer science degree from a good university. I solve complex problems at work and I'm paid well.

I don't know how magnets work.

I'm willing to bet most people don't, come to think of it. If I stopped 20 people on the street and asked them how magnets work, would they know?



Most people would not. Most people can't read a map, either. That doesn't mean that they think maps are the mystical, miraculous creations of a higher power.
 
2012-08-11 09:35:39 AM
I raised my twin nephews on subversive literature and comedy, punk and industrial music (and a lot of Skinny Puppy). As soon as they left the nest, they became Juggalos. Im completely heartbroken. I wish they were gay black skinhead cholos instead!
 
2012-08-11 09:35:57 AM

danno_to_infinity: Weeners I read was about some joker saying ICP saved their ass in prison. oooo-kayyy


I think spentmiles may be spending time on Gawker as well.
 
2012-08-11 09:42:43 AM

wildstarr: Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.

I've seen that pic a few times but never knew the story. Can you direct me to it?


Google juggalo funeral, or anabelle lotus. It's pretty farked up.
 
2012-08-11 09:44:05 AM

Dadoody: Juggalos......whenever I'm around them (not often), I have to bring a few friends.

[www.sgammo.com image 640x480]

I'm OK with what the FBI did. A lot of them destructive punks need to be put into the ground.


I feel so much safer with you around, ITG
 
2012-08-11 09:47:12 AM

Herr Kommissar Krunch: SergeantStedanko: I'm a reasonably smart guy. I have probably average intelligence for a North American adult who reads a lot and is interested in things. I have a computer science degree from a good university. I solve complex problems at work and I'm paid well.

I don't know how magnets work.

I'm willing to bet most people don't, come to think of it. If I stopped 20 people on the street and asked them how magnets work, would they know?


Most people would not. Most people can't read a map, either. That doesn't mean that they think maps are the mystical, miraculous creations of a higher power.


Lyrics != CV
 
2012-08-11 09:47:16 AM

Towermonkey: wildstarr: Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.

I've seen that pic a few times but never knew the story. Can you direct me to it?

Google juggalo funeral, or anabelle lotus. It's pretty farked up.


Wow. It's just more proof that the human race should earn the ability to breed and not let just any sick fark
reproduce.
 
2012-08-11 09:51:37 AM

DeepDownHounds: I raised my twin nephews on subversive literature and comedy, punk and industrial music (and a lot of Skinny Puppy). As soon as they left the nest, they became Juggalos. Im completely heartbroken. I wish they were gay black skinhead cholos instead!


You realize Skinny Puppy is crap, right?
 
2012-08-11 09:52:19 AM
What happens when someone ODs at one of these gatherings?
 
2012-08-11 09:52:45 AM
I see two comments, yet it says 36.. How do you read shiat on that shiatty POS site?
 
2012-08-11 09:58:47 AM

Dadoody: Juggalos......whenever I'm around them (not often), I have to bring a few friends.

[www.sgammo.com image 640x480]

I'm OK with what the FBI did. A lot of them destructive punks need to be put into the ground.


You sound absurd.
 
2012-08-11 09:59:00 AM

LewDux: Herr Kommissar Krunch: SergeantStedanko: I'm a reasonably smart guy. I have probably average intelligence for a North American adult who reads a lot and is interested in things. I have a computer science degree from a good university. I solve complex problems at work and I'm paid well.

I don't know how magnets work.

I'm willing to bet most people don't, come to think of it. If I stopped 20 people on the street and asked them how magnets work, would they know?


Most people would not. Most people can't read a map, either. That doesn't mean that they think maps are the mystical, miraculous creations of a higher power.

Lyrics != CV


Are interviews acceptable, then?

"I don't know how magnets work," I say, to put him at his ease.

"Nobody does, man!" he replies, relieved. "Magnetic force, man. What else is similar to that on this Earth? Nothing! Magnetic force is fascinating to us. It's right there, in your farking face. You can feel them pulling. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't touch it. But there's a farking force there. That's cool!"

Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.

"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."


There is no excuse for intentional ignorance.
 
2012-08-11 09:59:12 AM
Well; they really aren't a gang. Most gangs have an organized leadership. From what I can tell; that centralized leadership is really non-existent. Then you have to consider that they do occasionally partake in violence and vandalism; while wearing face paint.

/ I'm sure that it's only a small number that are violent and commit crimes.
 
2012-08-11 10:01:44 AM

SergeantStedanko: I'm a reasonably smart guy. I have probably average intelligence for a North American adult who reads a lot and is interested in things. I have a computer science degree from a good university. I solve complex problems at work and I'm paid well.

I don't know how magnets work.

I'm willing to bet most people don't, come to think of it. If I stopped 20 people on the street and asked them how magnets work, would they know?


Nice try. It sounds like you're trying to defend these so-called Juggalos, yet given that you are a scientist, by default you are telling lies and gettin me pissed.
 
2012-08-11 10:03:08 AM
Counterpoint coverage:

Juggalo News
 
2012-08-11 10:04:05 AM

Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.


I'm actually unfamiliar with the story and have no clue how to go about googling it...enlighten me?
 
2012-08-11 10:04:52 AM

Herr Kommissar Krunch: sonofASDF: Ok... so how does a toilet work?

Magnets!


And ball bearings. Don't forget the ball bearings.

/ it's all ball bearings these days
 
2012-08-11 10:06:17 AM

Towermonkey: wildstarr: Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.

I've seen that pic a few times but never knew the story. Can you direct me to it?

Google juggalo funeral, or anabelle lotus. It's pretty farked up.


Ah- thank you.
 
2012-08-11 10:06:31 AM
You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.

There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.

I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


5$ says this was Pocket Ninja.
 
2012-08-11 10:07:39 AM

Towermonkey: wildstarr: Towermonkey: LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

Ugh. Every time I see that photo, I am filled with an unquenchable need to smack those two with a cricket bat, right in their soft, squishy skulls. What an awful story.

I've seen that pic a few times but never knew the story. Can you direct me to it?

Google juggalo funeral, or anabelle lotus. It's pretty farked up.


I googled and read. Now I feel a pressing need to go bash my head against a wall for the next hour or so.

/though that may help me understand how people like that think...
 
2012-08-11 10:09:53 AM

LewDux: [i.imgur.com image 600x449]
That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


is that an egloo cooler?
 
2012-08-11 10:10:43 AM
but this is like really old news ....
 
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