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(WLKY Louisville)   Woman so intoxicated employees unable to remove her from tanning booth after scheduled session. Behavior like that goes beyond the pale   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, tanning booth, Dixie Highway, executive sessions, EMT  
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3632 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2012 at 8:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-11 08:40:16 AM  
Coked up,liquored up and burnt up? She hit the imbecile trifecta!
2012-08-11 08:40:16 AM  
Was she hot?
2012-08-11 08:40:37 AM  
Dear Diary: Jackpot
2012-08-11 08:42:10 AM  
Extra Crispy? I'd think liquor sweat would mess up one of those booths.
2012-08-11 08:46:26 AM  
rum ham?
2012-08-11 09:03:17 AM  
Dixie Highway is where the Democrats live, need I say more.
2012-08-11 09:05:18 AM  
speech slurred? Yayo? Not two things I normally associate. Hyperlightspeedspeech and yayo is more like it.
2012-08-11 09:14:09 AM  
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2012-08-11 09:41:46 AM  
Good one Subby. I was beyond the pale just a couple of days ago. In the original sense, that is.
2012-08-11 09:46:29 AM  
Hawt! from tanning booth
2012-08-11 09:57:23 AM  
Sounds like she was toasted.
2012-08-11 10:34:30 AM  
2012-08-11 11:06:21 AM  

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came here to say this! stupid website.
2012-08-11 12:34:45 PM  
thank god they called the law to arrest her and take her away. meanwhile she may have had a stroke, a seizure or any of 1,000 other things that could go wrong and make someone need an ambulance.

/pleez call teh amberlamps
2012-08-11 01:47:40 PM  
Passed out drunk, nude, and extra warm. A guy would have no interest in this.
2012-08-11 04:55:20 PM  
You don't fall asleep on coke! You and a friend discuss and solve all the world's problems on fast forward speed. More likely heroin.
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