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you are a puppet		2012-08-11 01:49:09 AM

Come on Allen West...

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2012-08-11 01:49:40 AM

The commentator sounds so much like Nancy Grace that I have transitive hate for her.

Captain_Ballbeard		2012-08-11 01:50:38 AM

Benjamin Netanyahu is my bet.

Linkster		2012-08-11 01:51:00 AM

DOOMED!

/Four more tears
//Four more tears
///yeah, i went there

Captain_Ballbeard		2012-08-11 01:51:14 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The commentator sounds so much like Nancy Grace that I have transitive hate for her.

And so, I for you.

Ackbar_GastricFluid		2012-08-11 01:51:18 AM

Why not Zoidberg?

Seth'n'Spectrum		2012-08-11 01:51:54 AM

Nah, I'm going to sleep. Tomorrow, the derpocalypse begins.

Znuh		2012-08-11 01:52:08 AM

Adam We

Linkster		2012-08-11 01:52:54 AM

To late as NBC just aired NEWSFLASH to announce Rmoney picked some dickhead from a fishbowl to be his running mate. Much like McInsain!

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-11 01:53:15 AM

brianbankerus		2012-08-11 01:53:16 AM

I just love how he announced some diversity picks... he'll never go with one, he just wanted it to look good.

It's Portman. I can feel it in my bone.

Sabyen91		2012-08-11 01:53:20 AM

The only person more ambiguous than Romney.

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Sabyen91		2012-08-11 01:53:56 AM

brianbankerus: It's Portman. I can feel it in my bone.

That is disturbing.

Testiclaw		2012-08-11 01:54:02 AM

Mitt Romney/Mitt Romney '12: All Your Positions Covered!

Drubell		2012-08-11 01:54:03 AM

casual disregard		2012-08-11 01:54:40 AM

Anderson Cooper OR Grover Norquist.

I can see either!

Cromulent User Name		2012-08-11 01:55:08 AM

Wonkette is reporting it's Paul Ryan. If so, can't wait for the attack ads.

ontariolightning		2012-08-11 01:55:12 AM

Its the owner of Chick-Fil-A

pootsie		2012-08-11 01:55:26 AM

Ryan?
Ryan?
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DblDad		2012-08-11 01:55:38 AM

You heard it here first: Cornel West.

NobleHam		2012-08-11 01:55:39 AM

Man, I hope it's Sarah Palin again.

hillbillypharmacist		2012-08-11 01:55:46 AM

NBC is reporting it's Ryan.

tlchwi02		2012-08-11 01:56:30 AM

paul ryan... that choice basically means mitt romney has decided the tea party should be in charge. he is, as norquist says, running to be the rubber stamp for a republican/tea party congress.

Linkster		2012-08-11 01:56:42 AM

Drubell: [i241.photobucket.com image 474x637]

Same shiat, Different BAG!

kmmontandon		2012-08-11 01:57:20 AM

Cromulent User Name: Wonkette is reporting it's Paul Ryan. If so, can't wait for the attack ads.

So ... instead of 270, we're talking about 500.

Yeah, I'll be happy with the Zombie Eyed Granny Starver, thank you.

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-08-11 01:57:28 AM

I'm hoping that Michele Bachmann takes the last-second lead. For the lulz.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound		2012-08-11 01:57:32 AM

I'm hoping it's his dancing horse.

LordOfThePings		2012-08-11 01:57:32 AM

Zombie Reagan, really?

VJStinger		2012-08-11 01:57:59 AM

Haley Barbour, book it, done.

Mad_Radhu		2012-08-11 01:58:52 AM

DO IT!

Testiclaw		2012-08-11 01:59:15 AM

Romney/McFizzleBeef '12

brandnewchair		2012-08-11 01:59:32 AM

So a fan of the Packers is going against a Chicago boy.

BigBooper		2012-08-11 01:59:54 AM

Yep. It's Paul Ryan.

Oh for Fark's sake. Like us Wisconsinites haven't suffered enough.... Of course it's going to be an epically hilarious fail when Paul doesn't even deliver Wisconsin for R'money.

meat0918		2012-08-11 02:00:13 AM

Will there even be a vp bump this time?

Mad_Radhu		2012-08-11 02:00:24 AM

farkityfarker		2012-08-11 02:00:35 AM

Romney's picking a running mate, not a Vice President.

flamingboar		2012-08-11 02:01:09 AM

brandnewchair: So a fan of the Packers is going against a Chicago boy.

Paul Ryan is a packer fan!? I kinda feel bad for liking the same team now.

Omahawg		2012-08-11 02:01:22 AM

omaha newspaper calling it for paulie ryan

let the festivities of class warfare begin!

Paris1127		2012-08-11 02:01:44 AM

From 2008:
Obama Bayh bumper stickers being printed in Kansas ahead of the convention

/a cautionary tale for the speculators

Linkster		2012-08-11 02:01:49 AM

"Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-08-11 02:02:11 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: I'm hoping that Michele Bachmann takes the last-second lead. For the lulz.

Of course, Paul Ryan would also be a very lulzy choice.

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Mad_Radhu		2012-08-11 02:02:15 AM

That was a bad call, Romney.

manitobamadman		2012-08-11 02:02:50 AM

Don't blame me, I voted for Kang.

Sabyen91		2012-08-11 02:02:50 AM

BigBooper: Yep. It's Paul Ryan.

Oh for Fark's sake. Like us Wisconsinites haven't suffered enough.... Of course it's going to be an epically hilarious fail when Paul doesn't even deliver Wisconsin for R'money.

At least we get to get rid of him (he can't run for his seat, right?)

brianbankerus		2012-08-11 02:03:23 AM

Sabyen91: brianbankerus: It's Portman. I can feel it in my bone.

That is disturbing.

Hey. Don't knock it. This thing can predict the weather too.

LA Times and USA Today are both reporting that it's Paul Ryan.

Really? REALLY? Ryan??? So not even going to try for the independents? Going all the way to the right, huh?

Sabyen91		2012-08-11 02:03:26 AM

brandnewchair: So a fan of the Packers is going against a Chicago boy.

Um, go Bears? Dammit!

Atypical Person Reading Fark		2012-08-11 02:03:57 AM

If he loses in November, he can retain his seat - but he can't run for both. Is he up for re-election in November?

Omahawg		2012-08-11 02:04:24 AM

VJStinger		2012-08-11 02:04:57 AM

farkityfarker: Romney's picking a ~~running mate~~boat anchor with a short chain, not a Vice President.

cj1319		2012-08-11 02:04:59 AM

BigBooper: Yep. It's Paul Ryan.

Oh for Fark's sake. Like us Wisconsinites haven't suffered enough.... Of course it's going to be an epically hilarious fail when Paul doesn't even deliver Wisconsin for R'money.

I'm just glad he isn't going to pick Steve King

/Iowan

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