Who farking cares? Just another "also ran" who'll be lucky to be a footnote in American history.

We have the technology. We can rebuild this thread.

Col. Mustard in the Library with the lead pipe.

Inanimate carbon rod.

In Rod we trust.

Only way he has a chance is if he announces Bill Clinton as his VP pick.

I don't care if he's ineligible. That never stopped Putin. I mean, Bloomberg.

please be ryan
please be ryan
please be ryan

Gyrth: Everyone knows - his running mate is going to be his tax returns.

Portman. Romneybot doesn't want to be over shadowed

And, let's fess up, the debates are going to be epic.

From his propoganda wiki page:

"Ryan was 16 years old when he found his father in bed, dead from a heart attack at age 55. Ryan's grandfather and great-grandfather had also died from heart attacks, at ages 57 and 59 respectively."

The clock is ticking. He only has 15 years left to become a failed president.

please be pawlenty [ctrl c] [ctrl v] x infinity

If that's the list then he's screwed. He needed a shakeup to the campaign, which kills pawlenty and portman as they're both boring white dudes. Ryan isn't boring, but his budget plan is an albatross to independent voters, who decide elections.

So yeah, if those truly are the choices, Romney better start scouring campaign finance laws to find out how much cash he can legally keep.

Things would have actually gotten interesting if he had picked Condi Rice...but, of course, the farking shiathead fundamentalists are too many in number.

Oh yeah do it on the desk of a battleship. Feigning a connection with the military worked so well for Dukakis.

doyner: From his propoganda wiki page:

"Ryan was 16 years old when he found his father in bed, dead from a heart attack at age 55. Ryan's grandfather and great-grandfather had also died from heart attacks, at ages 57 and 59 respectively."

The clock is ticking. He only has 15 years left to become a failed president.

That explains why he wants to end medicare, he will never get medicare why should anyone else. The flip side to Fark you I got mine.

Boooooooring.

Again, I want Portman just so I can hear the weeks of questions asking who the hell he is.

I don't know who he is.

/do I care?
//Biden vs. Portman
///yawn

The best thing about picking Paul Ryan is that he is a virtual unknown to the Republican base, except those people who are plugged into Washington on a day-to-day basis. So if he hits his introduction out of the park like Sarah did (and she really did for the first couple of weeks) then he has a chance of being an actual contender. Unfortunately, I think his negatives (The Ryan budget, the "not another boring white dude" syndrome, his Ayn Rand love) will ultimately outpace any possible early lead.