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(My Fox DC)   Police is on the lookout for a serial hugger   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 50
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2484 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2012 at 1:08 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-11 01:06:09 AM  
Just get yourself a sign.

www.musictimes.com.au

Video always makes me misty eyed.
 
2012-08-11 01:11:27 AM  
Also accused of standing too close to several people
 
2012-08-11 01:12:01 AM  
/are

//lousy huggers, what do they think they are doing spreading hugs?
 
2012-08-11 01:13:29 AM  
Is you serious.
 
2012-08-11 01:13:35 AM  
I doubt the cops have the ability to handle a situation like this in a responsible way.
 
2012-08-11 01:13:46 AM  

baka-san: Also accused of standing too close to several people


Seriously, that's an accusation?

Get over your personal space.

Welcome to the planet.

You're welcome.
 
2012-08-11 01:14:30 AM  
Wasn't there a video on Fark recently about a hugger?
 
2012-08-11 01:14:58 AM  
How I feel about this:

cubiclebot.com
 
2012-08-11 01:16:31 AM  
I would charge for hugs, personally.
 
2012-08-11 01:16:54 AM  
Just like that old man in that book by Nabokov
 
2012-08-11 01:18:56 AM  
WTF is that headline?
 
2012-08-11 01:20:10 AM  
Perhaps they should set up a....sting
 
2012-08-11 01:21:35 AM  
Have they looked at the vast aspie population?
 
2012-08-11 01:28:01 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Perhaps they should set up a....sting


Old movies want their premise back.
 
2012-08-11 01:28:45 AM  
i.neoseeker.com
 
2012-08-11 01:29:49 AM  
Love and hugs...

*exeunt*
 
2012-08-11 01:30:15 AM  
FTA: Crime Solvers is offering a cash reward of up to $1,000 for information provided to them that leads to an arrest in this case. Anonymous tips can also be provided by typing "MCPD" plus the tip on a cell phone or PDA and texting it to 274637 (CRIMES).


Not only are the police out on the hunt, but there's a reward. He didn't grope, he didn't steal or harm anyone, he simply hugged.

I'm glad our tax dollars will be spent putting this master criminal behind bars where he belongs.
 
2012-08-11 01:32:20 AM  
Well I guess that's better than a serial buggerer
 
2012-08-11 01:36:27 AM  
HA! MoCo people are wound up so tight that such human interaction must cause their heads to explode.

My neighbor is a MoCo cop, I smile and wave each time I see him just to watch him wince in physical agony. I wish that dick would move back down south to MoCo from where he slithered from.
 
2012-08-11 01:36:29 AM  
jazzedaboutstuff.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-11 01:37:04 AM  
Oh, they is, is they?
 
2012-08-11 01:41:11 AM  
 
2012-08-11 01:42:22 AM  
I saw this earlier somewhere else but the guy did grope the 3rd lady he "hugged". I live in the area and haven't seen any police anywhere so it's not like they're really looking for him. It does remind me of the guy who broke into women's home in Georgetown, or was it UMD, to snuggle with them. Creepy and weird.
 
2012-08-11 01:42:22 AM  

cyks: FTA: Crime Solvers is offering a cash reward of up to $1,000 for information provided to them that leads to an arrest in this case. Anonymous tips can also be provided by typing "MCPD" plus the tip on a cell phone or PDA and texting it to 274637 (CRIMES).


Not only are the police out on the hunt, but there's a reward. He didn't grope, he didn't steal or harm anyone, he simply hugged.

I'm glad our tax dollars will be spent putting this master criminal behind bars where he belongs.


So by texting I can stay anonymous, OK then. (fingers phone)
 
2012-08-11 01:43:22 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-11 01:44:25 AM  

whatshisname: Just like that old man in that book by Nabokov


No wonder they called The Police.
 
2012-08-11 01:46:32 AM  
So glad to know that so many public resources are being spent on finding this monster. I guess in Whitebreadland, there aren't any negroes to , harass, shoot or taze anymore.
 
2012-08-11 01:48:42 AM  
Sounds like someone still drunk from the local anime con.
 
2012-08-11 01:51:37 AM  
About 5 years ago,I went to a Wal Mart.My girlfriend at the time asked me
to do her a favor.She needed some restaurant shoes.A bartendar.She was
busy that day.(remember thinking,WTF.) This kid pops out of no where and
asks for a hug.I say " hey bro,how about a fist bump".
His Mom comes out of no where yelling get away from that man.

/I laughed
//poor kid
///no more walmart
////and no more shoe shopping w/out an adult
 
2012-08-11 01:59:55 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries:


I recently played this game again, and now that the internet has ruined me, I cannot not think that Bear Hugger was as flamingly gay as dragon Chan...
 
2012-08-11 02:07:46 AM  
Is this called "hug rape" or "rape rape"?
 
2012-08-11 02:25:11 AM  
Eh, part of the double standard that goes okay for Broads for a change.

No one is complaining if a broad is a serial hugger. Even the fat ones, because they smell like a tasty summer ham,.
 
2012-08-11 02:27:33 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Perhaps they should set up a....sting


Don't stand so close to me.
 
2012-08-11 02:42:35 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/JUST watched that friggin' episode.
 
2012-08-11 03:15:04 AM  
Wow, everyone is out to lunch today. A strange dude runs up and grabs women from behind? Somebody's asking for a crushed instep and an elbow to the solar plexus.

/not huggy
 
2012-08-11 03:15:24 AM  
Is our children learning?
 
2012-08-11 03:45:40 AM  
I do not grudge the man that sells his hugs for less, for he knows their true worth.

Oops.

Me do not grudge the mans that sell his hugs for less, for he know their true worth.
 
2012-08-11 03:59:07 AM  
Could he be a hugger mugger?
 
2012-08-11 04:54:34 AM  
"This victim screamed and ran away from the suspect."


Damn that's always embarrassing. That happened to me 3 times last Sat night at the corner bar.
 
2012-08-11 06:54:08 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-11 07:06:12 AM  
People Who Annoy You:

__GGERS
 
2012-08-11 08:06:25 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Is you serious.


This actually made me laugh out loud.

Thank you.
 
2012-08-11 08:20:32 AM  
This happened to me on UPenn campus in around 1991. The guy was seriously mentally ill, would go up to students, approaching with a smile and then put them in a crushing bear hug, yelling or groaning into their face. Scary as shiat since you were always carrying a bookbag and unprepared for this kind of confrontation. Sure he got punched plenty, didn't ever phase him. Fark Reagan and his emptying out the state mental institutions, worst policy decision of a President in the last 20 years (Yes, including the two wars).

/uncoolstorybro
 
2012-08-11 10:00:36 AM  
I have several aunts who should have been arrested.
 
2012-08-11 10:05:16 AM  

fusillade762: Just get yourself a sign.

[www.musictimes.com.au image 470x323]

Video always makes me misty eyed.


eww gross. home-o
 
2012-08-11 10:08:35 AM  
Also accused of calling them "George"

www.lydiasnider.com
 
2012-08-11 10:25:42 AM  
Hugs, not so bad. Almost inevitable when you look like a hobbit.
However, the label tuckers and hair brushers should all be sentenced to an immediate death penalty.
I was on a bus the other week and felt someone blowing my hair. I turned round expecting to see someone i know to be met by some strange middleaged guy blowing at my hair saying "you had a spider in your hair".

..
 
2012-08-11 12:25:10 PM  

fusillade762: Is our children submitters learning?

 
2012-08-11 02:55:41 PM  

LordJiro: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 410x341]

/JUST watched that friggin' episode.


YOU CALL THAT A HUG
 
2012-08-11 08:11:03 PM  

leonel: LordJiro: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 410x341]

/JUST watched that friggin' episode.

YOU CALL THAT A HUG


I have a wife.

/just watched it, too.
 
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