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(CNN)   Louisiana State Penitentiary uses games to motivate inmates, and not just "Don't Drop the Soap"   (cnn.com) divider line 63
    More: Interesting, Louisiana State Penitentiary, Marlboro, Angola  
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2012-08-10 08:45:05 PM
Chutes and Ladders
 
2012-08-10 08:45:55 PM
Risk
 
2012-08-10 08:46:33 PM
Monopoly.
 
2012-08-10 08:47:49 PM
I've always wondered: Do they sell soap[ on a rope at the commissary, or do you have to make it yourself? This assumes you're allowed to have non-liquid soap at all.
 
2012-08-10 08:47:56 PM
Hide the Mint Jelly in the dirty doughnut
 
2012-08-10 08:48:22 PM
Hide And Go Seek
 
2012-08-10 08:49:00 PM

Lars The Canadian Viking: I've always wondered: Do they sell soap[ on a rope at the commissary, or do you have to make it yourself? This assumes you're allowed to have non-liquid soap at all.


"You wanna find out?" he said ruffling with the contents of my wallet.
 
2012-08-10 08:49:02 PM
Ooooh. Pick me! Pick me! I volunteer to be Head Master!
 
2012-08-10 08:49:45 PM
Mahjong.
 
2012-08-10 08:50:21 PM
Axis and Allies.
 
2012-08-10 08:51:13 PM
Bridge.
 
2012-08-10 08:51:22 PM
There's a horrifically fascinating documentary on the Angola rodeo. One of the reasons the inmates risk themselves is to get money for future legal appeals.
 
2012-08-10 08:52:29 PM
Shadowrun?
 
2012-08-10 08:52:41 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-08-10 08:53:02 PM
ATTENTION: THE BUZZWORD HAS ESCAPED THE LAB FACILITIES. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR GAMIFICATION.

AGAIN. BUZZWORD HAS ESCAPED THE LAB. DO NOT APPROACH. CALL AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY IF FOUND.
 
2012-08-10 08:54:19 PM
Call me naive but I don't understand the, "don't drop the soap" thing. Yes, I understand the soap "dropper" is in danger of UPIA but how come nobody ever considers the fact that lots of lube is usually needed for ass-blasting.

All these prisoners just go in dry?!?! Really?
 
2012-08-10 08:56:21 PM
What's this guitar pee thing?
 
2012-08-10 08:57:23 PM
Seven Felons in Heaven.
 
2012-08-10 08:58:18 PM
You mean treating inmates as human beings, and not shoving them in an 8x10 cell for 23 hours a day might make them happier, and willing to become more productive members of society?

Perish the thought! That's the sort of Communist Socialism that the Soviet Union Had! (or your brand of derp.)

"The degree of a nation's civilization can be seen in the way it treats its prisoners". - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
 
2012-08-10 08:58:20 PM
If you get a chance, check out any of the documentaries about Angola. Especially anything that focuses on the Warden. If you could conjure up all the stereotypes about a Southern prison warden and bring them to life, they would form Burl Cain.
andrewbrusso.com
 
2012-08-10 08:58:38 PM
The Game of Life
 
2012-08-10 08:59:53 PM
The Crying Game is very popular, I hear.
 
2012-08-10 09:02:52 PM
Mousetrap
 
2012-08-10 09:04:12 PM

Lobster_of_Hate: Call me naive but I don't understand the, "don't drop the soap" thing. Yes, I understand the soap "dropper" is in danger of UPIA but how come nobody ever considers the fact that lots of lube is usually needed for ass-blasting.

All these prisoners just go in dry?!?! Really?


Rapists, whether in prison or not, generally aren't too concerned about the comfort of their victims. After all, rape is about control and violence.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:26 PM
Clue! No they already played that one.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:49 PM

Lobster_of_Hate: All these prisoners just go in dry?!?! Really?


I've never been to prison but thinking like an insane freak who belongs on the other side of the bars, I'd imagine the peener has little to do with prison rape rape.

I mean sure, I suppose some guys just wanna hump the nearest meatbag, but that's more fun if it's consensual. If you're gonna assault someone then the first reason is typically to be a cruel jerkwad. So what goes up the butthole doesn't need to be a penis. If the goal is to just make sure you have a Very Bad Day, a fistful of plastic knives swiped from the cafeteria lubed up with shiat and HIV-positive blood would do the job.

I don't think prison rape is about happy fun sexy times. I think it's about wanting to see you sobbing in a corner in fetal position with agony, horror and trauma as you bleed out your ass for a week and know you're going to die of disease. Hilarious, ain't it.
 
2012-08-10 09:06:00 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-08-10 09:06:20 PM
www.totalprosports.com
 
2012-08-10 09:07:36 PM
Operation.
 
2012-08-10 09:07:48 PM
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2012-08-10 09:07:52 PM

Lobster_of_Hate: Call me naive but I don't understand the, "don't drop the soap" thing. Yes, I understand the soap "dropper" is in danger of UPIA but how come nobody ever considers the fact that lots of lube is usually needed for ass-blasting.

All these prisoners just go in dry?!?! Really?


i'd start singing "ANDY BELL - CAUGHT IN A SPIN". if anyone tried that on ME
 
2012-08-10 09:08:46 PM
Hot potato...

But with the soap.
 
2012-08-10 09:10:17 PM
Poker
 
2012-08-10 09:11:23 PM
Guess Who
 
2012-08-10 09:12:18 PM
Don't wake Daddy.

/Joke was WAY too easy
 
2012-08-10 09:27:19 PM
I'll take "The Hunger Games" for $2000, since no one else is taking it.

/Lives in Louisiana
 
2012-08-10 09:28:35 PM

maram500: I'll take "The Hunger Games" for $2000, since no one else is taking it.

/Lives in Louisiana


Oh crap... I just figured out that part of that sounds like welcoming prison rape. Fark it...
 
2012-08-10 09:35:00 PM
Please read: The Masks Of God: Primitive Mythology by Joseph Campbell, folks.

Thank you.
 
2012-08-10 09:40:10 PM
Master and his harem.
 
2012-08-10 09:43:57 PM
The author couldn't wait to get in that "the gaming company that I founded" plug either. Just jam it on in there bud.
 
2012-08-10 09:47:17 PM
Fallout.
 
2012-08-10 09:48:37 PM
Gator rasslin' too.
/in-law works there
 
2012-08-10 10:01:10 PM

Resident Muslim: Hot potato...

But with the soap.


Duh.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get a real potato into a prison?
 
2012-08-10 10:02:11 PM
I've always wanted to attend their rodeo. I also watch Louisiana Lockdown.

/from Louisiana
 
2012-08-10 10:02:12 PM
You gonna get...gamed?
 
2012-08-10 10:05:48 PM
Sorry!
 
2012-08-10 10:05:53 PM
www.gamepart.net
 
2012-08-10 10:06:29 PM
hmm... well, i didn't think this would be relevant till i read the article

blogs.telegraph.co.uk

blogs.telegraph.co.uk

/ angola prison rodeo... never been... seems pretty weird, borderline gladiatorial... and not in a good way.
 
2012-08-10 10:19:49 PM
He really turned himself around, to be able to participate in the rodeo .... only to be gored and die an agonizing death.
 
2012-08-10 10:21:20 PM

Lobster_of_Hate: Call me naive but I don't understand the, "don't drop the soap" thing. Yes, I understand the soap "dropper" is in danger of UPIA but how come nobody ever considers the fact that lots of lube is usually needed for ass-blasting.

All these prisoners just go in dry?!?! Really?


despite the rapey aspects of a dry anus poking, you need to realize a few things.

1. They are in the shower, so there is plenty of water, a known lubricant.
2. Soap is in the shower, a known lubricant.
3. Hot showers cause your ass to sweat, a known lubricant.
4. Saliva, a known lubtricant.
 
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