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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested after being found naked on couch inside Manatee County School Board building. Oh, the nude Manatee   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 35
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2012-08-10 09:28:22 PM
MURDER him
 
2012-08-10 09:28:38 PM
Was the couch his lover too?

;)
 
2012-08-10 09:29:20 PM
Couch was mistaken as Rosie ODonnell,.
 
2012-08-10 09:29:30 PM

Indubitably: Was the couch his lover too?

;)


Maybe he wanted to get married.
 
2012-08-10 09:29:44 PM
A lewd nude dude. Double plus ungood.
 
2012-08-10 09:30:05 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Was the couch his lover too?

;)

Maybe he wanted to get married.


P.S. Marriage for all humans.
 
2012-08-10 09:30:21 PM
What a Lazy Boy.
 
2012-08-10 09:30:44 PM
Was it leather?
 
2012-08-10 09:34:38 PM

Indubitably: Was it leather?


Concrete.
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2012-08-10 09:40:04 PM
FTFA: "Yes, it appears to be the summer of the lewd nude dude."
cdn.chud.com
 
2012-08-10 09:41:32 PM
Man, a tee shirt would have been helpful to have on. Pants, too.
 
2012-08-10 09:42:19 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Indubitably: Was it leather?

Concrete.
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Concrete proof Mail Manatees are being reared inside Manatee County School Board building.
I saw the picture on the interwebby . . .
 
2012-08-10 09:43:10 PM
What the fark, Florida?

Seriously. Teh Fuk?
 
2012-08-10 09:44:10 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Indubitably: Was it leather?

Concrete.
[img259.imageshack.us image 260x375]


One should be able to pin notes to the chest of the small one, no?

;)
 
2012-08-10 09:45:23 PM

Nothing To See Here: Day_Old_Dutchie: Indubitably: Was it leather?

Concrete.
[img259.imageshack.us image 260x375]

Concrete proof Mail Manatees are being reared inside Manatee County School Board building.
I saw the picture on the interwebby . . .


"Concrete proof?"

WTF is that?

Proof against concrete?
 
2012-08-10 09:45:58 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Was the couch his lover too?

;)

Maybe he wanted to get married.

P.S. Marriage for all humans.


P.S.S. Polygamists, Bestialists, and Realists stay out of the farking club.

Isn't realist the term for object farkers?
 
2012-08-10 09:46:42 PM

BronyMedic: What the fark, Florida?

Seriously. Teh Fuk?


Manatee County is to FL what FL is to the United States.

/From Manatee
 
2012-08-10 09:48:16 PM

Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Day_Old_Dutchie: Indubitably: Was it leather?

Concrete.
[img259.imageshack.us image 260x375]

Concrete proof Mail Manatees are being reared inside Manatee County School Board building.
I saw the picture on the interwebby . . .

"Concrete proof?"

WTF is that?

Proof against concrete?


Concrete too hard for you?
 
2012-08-10 09:49:01 PM

Fano: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Was the couch his lover too?

;)

Maybe he wanted to get married.

P.S. Marriage for all humans.

P.S.S. Polygamists, Bestialists, and Realists stay out of the farking club.

Isn't realist the term for object farkers?


No, situationalist.
 
2012-08-10 09:49:05 PM
Subby, you could not resist the siren song of that pun.
 
2012-08-10 09:49:39 PM

Nothing To See Here: Indubitably: Nothing To See Here: Day_Old_Dutchie: Indubitably: Was it leather?

Concrete.
[img259.imageshack.us image 260x375]

Concrete proof Mail Manatees are being reared inside Manatee County School Board building.
I saw the picture on the interwebby . . .

"Concrete proof?"

WTF is that?

Proof against concrete?

Concrete too hard for you?


Pardon?

Is it soft for you?
 
2012-08-10 09:52:12 PM

Indubitably: Fano: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Was the couch his lover too?

;)

Maybe he wanted to get married.

P.S. Marriage for all humans.

P.S.S. Polygamists, Bestialists, and Realists stay out of the farking club.

Isn't realist the term for object farkers?

No, situationalist.


I mean positionalist.

Wait,

Conditionalist?

No,

Sensationalist.

That's it.

;)
 
2012-08-10 09:54:50 PM
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Well this sucks tits!
 
2012-08-10 10:13:48 PM

Dahnkster: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Well this sucks tits!


As do I, you?
 
2012-08-10 10:25:55 PM
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2012-08-10 10:28:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 10:29:45 PM
Has anyone besides me and a couple of other deeply disturbed individuals ever read the book, Naked Came the Manatee? I'm not making this up; first and last chapters were written by Dave Berry and Carl Hiaasen. Chapters in the middle were written by various Florida mystery writers.

Heck of an entertaining read.
 
2012-08-10 10:32:04 PM
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2012-08-10 10:36:27 PM
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2012-08-10 10:37:43 PM
The other stories are just as hilarious, esp. the one about the guy with the toy gun up his ass.
 
2012-08-10 10:55:14 PM
FTFA:

Yes, it appears to be the summer of the lewd nude dude.

Here are some Florida guys that went from being naked as a jaybird to just plain old jailbirds - all since June.

St. Augustine: Butt-naked man accused of urinating on the floor of a stranger's home, biting one of the men in the gut while they were restraining him.

Holiday: Naked man attacked flood victim's car with golf club

Ocala: Sex offender accused of sunbathing while holding a rubber penis

Fort Pierce: Naked man allegedly caught masturbating with toy pistol in anus while driving

Ponte Vendra Beach: Man undressed, defecated on the beach near woman, deputies report

Port St. Lucie: Nude dude accused of ''working real hard ' at masturbating in his front yard

Palmetto: Naked man severely bit grandpa's arm, deputies say

Port St. Lucie: Drunken, naked man tried to break into home, cops say

St. Petersburg: Nude dude takes a plunge in downtown fountain, cops say

Port Orange: Trespasser 'naked as jaybird' arrested

Miami: Cop killed naked man who was 'eating' face off victim

Melbourne: Man caught swimming naked with 11-year-old, cops say


/Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues.
 
2012-08-10 11:21:12 PM
What is wrong with you people?

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-08-11 12:03:59 AM
Randy Travis sure gets around.
 
2012-08-11 01:53:52 AM
Dude left his pants and shoes on the ground outside. This is the picture my sister instagrammed this morning before knowing what had happened.

distilleryimage2.instagram.com
 
2012-08-11 06:03:54 AM
Randy Travis?
 
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