FARK.com: (7262151) "The best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant." And then it gets weird

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		"The best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant." And then it gets weird (washington.cbslocal.com)		7
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jaylectricity		2012-08-10 08:33:35 PM

2 votes:

I'm pretty sure the sperm I left inside her over a month ago are already dead...well, except the one that's already formed a zygote. She's just now getting morning sickness.

Quasar		2012-08-10 06:10:40 PM

2 votes:

Hell, I'm using this for everything.

"Hiccups? Hang on, open wide."

nanim		2012-08-11 08:49:06 AM

1 votes:

The top rated comment on the article?...

'Nice try guys, nice try'

/also lol'd at MM's 'tea' comment
//if that actually worked we'd have known about it centuries ago

Some Junkie Cosmonaut		2012-08-11 03:41:08 AM

1 votes:

Heh... yeahhhhhhh GFL getting someone who wants to puke at the time to get interested in a suck job. Imagine being dying dog ill and someone tells you it'll all be good if you just shove a polish sausage halfway down your throat and bob.

I think they must have been studying a way to increase the velocity of morning sickness vomit - cause that's pretty much what I'd imagine they'd achieve even conveying the IDEA to someone with morning sickness going full blast.

Mentalpatient87		2012-08-10 10:07:59 PM

1 votes:

A little hair of the dog that f*cked you, eh?

Coco LaFemme		2012-08-10 08:48:07 PM

1 votes:

You know, if you're already having a hard time keeping things down, sticking something down your throat probably isn't going to help you. But hey, maybe that dude is into bjs AND vomit....so it's a win-win for him!