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(Fark)   You ever have one of those dreams where you realize you have a big test and you forgot to study and you're totally not ready? Well guess what? It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 71
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2012-08-10 03:54:09 PM
Frack, my MCITP test is here already!? I thought I had until tomorrow morning! Let's see, Create a new OU in Active Directory...

/sob
 
2012-08-10 03:55:49 PM

Dimensio: I scored 6 out of 11, because I am an idiot.

Additionally, I am disappointed in the absence of the appropriate XKCD reference:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x262]


/I also have this dream.
//I graduated in 2008.


I've had that dream, and probably within the past year even. I graduated in 2003 (and M.S. in 2005).
 
2012-08-10 03:59:12 PM

umad: Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years

I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years


That's actually a much more accurate description of my standard nightmare. Ugh.
 
2012-08-10 03:59:49 PM
Damn! accidentally guessed two right. Almost made it.
 
2012-08-10 04:06:43 PM
I completely guessed on more than half, and yet

Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 733
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (102 seconds)

Fark has become completely predictable.

I read the headline and at first didn't realize that it was the actual quiz. Last night I dreamed that I fried and melted the 12V battery for my solar setup, which i will be needing in two weeks and cant afford to replace. Scary.
 
2012-08-10 04:11:53 PM

Gig103: Dimensio: I scored 6 out of 11, because I am an idiot.

Additionally, I am disappointed in the absence of the appropriate XKCD reference:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x262]


/I also have this dream.
//I graduated in 2008.

I've had that dream, and probably within the past year even. I graduated in 2003 (and M.S. in 2005).


Do you also experience a dream where you are wearing sun-god robes on a pyramid with thousands of naked women throwing pickles at you?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-08-10 04:25:01 PM
This thread doesn't show up in the totalfark "commented" list. I feel disoriented.

My dream last night I should have been naked, but wasn't. There was this girl, you see...
 
2012-08-10 04:31:13 PM
I wonder what the most typical nightmare was like before the advent of mandatory public education.
 
2012-08-10 04:31:37 PM
My link won't make HOTW, but it made the quiz. Is that like the Boobies prize?
 
2012-08-10 04:40:26 PM

Kit Fister: Frack, my MCITP test is here already!? I thought I had until tomorrow morning! Let's see, Create a new OU in Active Directory...

/sob


Oh it's much much worse.

Your company has a main office and three branch offices. Each office is configured as a separate Active DIrectory Site that has its own domain controller, You disable an account that has administrative rights. You need to immediately replicate the disabled account information to all sites. What are two possible ways to achieve this goal.
A. From the Active Directory Site and Services Console, configure all domain controllers as global catalog servers
B. From the Active Directory Sites and Servers Console, select the existing connection objects and force the replication
C. Use Repadmin.exe to force the replication between the site connection objects
D. UseDsmod.exe to configure all domain controllers as global catalog servers.

/hangs head sheepishly. I've been avoiding this test for too long.

Back on topic:

Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 524
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (137 seconds)

/meh Didn't get to Fark as much as this week.
 
2012-08-10 04:54:39 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: I wonder what the most typical nightmare was like before the advent of mandatory public education.


The classic "abducted by injuns" dream.
 
2012-08-10 05:12:25 PM
Great quiz. Broad selection of topics, with good false answers to mislead, you bastages..;)

Crummy score, but I'll prevail next week.

thanks to all who volunteered, and to Unfreakable for coordinating. Youse's is da best.....
 
2012-08-10 05:53:35 PM

Dimensio: I scored 6 out of 11, because I am an idiot.

Additionally, I am disappointed in the absence of the appropriate XKCD reference:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x262]


/I also have this dream.
//I graduated in 2008.



me too. What a bunch of worry worts we all are.
 
2012-08-10 05:54:16 PM
I have finally realized my decade-old dream of breaking 1000 on the Fark weekly quiz. I'm fifty kinds of smug right now.

/thanks again to the quizmodminsmitters
 
2012-08-10 06:09:01 PM

lantawa: thanks to all who volunteered, and to Unfreakable for coordinating. Youse's is da best.....


The Farkers who write the quiz questions are the stars of the show. I'm just the waiter who brings out what the chefs prepared.

caddisfly: /thanks again to the quizmodminsmitters


No mods, just Farkers. I bet you'd write good questions, you seem to have a good memory for the weird stuff.
 
2012-08-10 06:36:19 PM

Unfreakable: you seem to have a good memory for the weird stuff.


Thank you forehanding me that backhanded compliment!
 
2012-08-10 06:37:49 PM

caddisfly: Thank you forehanding me that backhanded compliment!


Heh, it was actually intended as a regular compliment, no offense intended.
 
2012-08-10 07:13:18 PM

Huck Chaser: umad: Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years

I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years

That's actually a much more accurate description of my standard nightmare. Ugh.


Mine is just a little different:

"No, I don't have a final in that class, I dropped it the first week."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDN'T TAKE!?"

I think those nightmares have finally stopped...this summer was my 40th college reunion.

Spending many of my days working at heights has given me a whole new set.
 
2012-08-10 07:34:53 PM
caddisfly 1017
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 1014
cgraves67 966
Oakenraven 955
lurking_farker 952
HenryFnord 930
Raven Darke 917
had98c 913
leftfld 899
mercator_psi 896

2nd banana, huzzah.
 
2012-08-10 07:39:47 PM

Unfreakable: caddisfly: Thank you forehanding me that backhanded compliment!

Heh, it was actually intended as a regular compliment, no offense intended.


No offense taken. When I get very little done at work I score high on the quiz. When I get busy at work I score poorly. I don't know how you Total Farkers keep your jobs.

/Fark, the opposite of productivity
 
2012-08-10 10:36:19 PM
Wow, lots of fellow sufferers out there. You can't tell me school isn't traumatizing on some level, not with this many people experiencing 'PTSD-Lite' decades after the fact.

My own variation of this dream is not being able to organize myself for the day - I can't find my locker, the wrong books are in said locker, I can't find my class, etc etc. Thankfully, it's been a long while since my last bout.
 
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