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(Fark)   You ever have one of those dreams where you realize you have a big test and you forgot to study and you're totally not ready? Well guess what? It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 71
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2012-08-10 02:39:51 PM  
Special thanks to phlegmmo, Sinto, Tziva, Sim Tree, and our newest quiz writer, meow said the dog. Good work all around, and a huge thank you from me at very least.
 
2012-08-10 02:40:32 PM  
Last week's winners:

mfgordon 1038
catastrophe averted 937
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 930
caddisfly 923
MontanaTristar 899
Johnstarr 894
a100384 885
MensRea 870
storm16 862
MyNameIsMofuga 858
 
2012-08-10 02:43:03 PM  
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 393
Total time elapsed:

less than a minute (15 seconds)
 
2012-08-10 02:44:42 PM  
LAUGHTER OL! High score this one people!
 
2012-08-10 02:44:54 PM  
Top of the world, Ma!

Lucky LaRue 535
Aarontology 466
Ponzholio 446
Mr. Fuzzypaws 393
babysealclubber 370
leehouse 369
BunkyBrewman 100
Unfreakable 0

For now..
 
2012-08-10 02:45:21 PM  
I got the first five wrong and gave up. I blame MSTD.
 
2012-08-10 02:45:53 PM  
Dammit. Picking the first answer for all the questions nearly yielded me a perfect score of ZERO. (but I still scored 100)

/I'll try harder next time
 
2012-08-10 02:46:32 PM  
That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years
 
2012-08-10 02:47:17 PM  
3 out of 11?

A chimp with a dartboard could do better than that!

- Hangs head in shame.
 
2012-08-10 02:47:17 PM  
When I was in zoo school I had dreams that I studied but the questions were not at all what I studied for. Half way through classes that exact thing happened. I studied one thing but something completely different was on the test. It was my only 100%
 
2012-08-10 02:47:50 PM  

Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years


On the positive side, you'll be old enough to vote soon.
 
2012-08-10 02:48:12 PM  
Was it just me, or did that one seem ridiculously tougher than usual?
 
2012-08-10 02:49:14 PM  
can i take the test nekkid, like i do in my dreams?
 
2012-08-10 02:49:23 PM  

violentsalvation: I got the first five wrong and gave up. I blame MSTD.


I blame you! How do you like this? There is always the easy quiz. You can do this. I have the faith in you.
 
2012-08-10 02:49:52 PM  

vincent_blackshadow: can i take the test nekkid, like i do in my dreams?


*click on profile*

Noooooo...
 
2012-08-10 02:51:15 PM  
6 of 11, 540. Not too bad.
 
2012-08-10 02:52:07 PM  
Final Score:

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 466
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (94 seconds)

Meh

Purelilac 540
Lucky LaRue 535
Gig103 468
Aarontology 466
texdent 466
Ponzholio 446
JarHeadBinks 437
Mr. Fuzzypaws 393
babysealclubber 370
leehouse 369
 
2012-08-10 02:54:13 PM  
Well, I spent way too much time here this week.
 
2012-08-10 02:54:41 PM  
Wooo

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

CheetahOlivetti 807
katemonster 639
Purelilac 540
Lucky LaRue 535
Gig103 468
Aarontology 466
texdent 466
Ponzholio 446
JarHeadBinks 437
Mr. Fuzzypaws 393
 
2012-08-10 02:55:30 PM  

Lucky LaRue: vincent_blackshadow: can i take the test nekkid, like i do in my dreams?

*click on profile*

Noooooo...



hell, i look even worse now :D ...
 
2012-08-10 02:57:42 PM  

meow said the dog: violentsalvation: I got the first five wrong and gave up. I blame MSTD.

I blame you! How do you like this? There is always the easy quiz. You can do this. I have the faith in you.


I have the blame for the person that is the quiz writer that is you.
 
2012-08-10 02:59:35 PM  
It took a couple minutes to finish uploading, but now The Easy Quiz is ready
 
2012-08-10 03:01:55 PM  
Easy quiz
Final Score:

8 out of 10 correct, total points = 742
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (72 seconds)

texdent 742
brap 645
Mr. Fuzzypaws 395
Unfreakable 0
 
2012-08-10 03:02:18 PM  

Unfreakable: It took a couple minutes to finish uploading, but now The Easy Quiz is ready


This was one of the rare times I did better on the easy version.
 
2012-08-10 03:02:50 PM  

Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years


...and I only got 2 answers right this week, which probably won't help.
 
2012-08-10 03:03:37 PM  
No, but I do sometimes fall into sleep paralysis. And that my friends, is some shiat you want no part of.
 
2012-08-10 03:04:43 PM  
easy version

JarHeadBinks 917
Metalupis 841
NikkiPoooo 834
texdent 742
brap 645
Lucky LaRue 644
KingoftheCheese 618
Mr. Fuzzypaws 395
 
2012-08-10 03:05:33 PM  
I must not have been working very hard this week.

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
cgraves67 966
dagdog 841
suziequzie 838
CheetahOlivetti 807
jasonvatch 719
katemonster 639
Metalupis 550
NikkiPoooo 546
Purelilac 540
Lucky LaRue 535
 
2012-08-10 03:08:26 PM  

Unfreakable: our newest quiz writer, meow said the dog


explains:

Why did four inmates in an Arizona need to be hospitalized this week?

prison? sanitarium? S&M dungeon?
 
2012-08-10 03:09:37 PM  
That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years


It took 15 years for that nightmare to go away for me. It took years to shake that uncomfortable feeling after dinner that I should be doing homework....
 
2012-08-10 03:09:47 PM  
Woohoo!

9/11, 818 pts., 5th right now

Don't see that holding up.
 
2012-08-10 03:11:16 PM  
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 913
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (102 seconds)

This one was pretty easy compared to previous weeks.
 
2012-08-10 03:16:20 PM  
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 762

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (178 seconds)

Not bad, but nothing to write home about. Let's see how I do on the easy one.
 
2012-08-10 03:17:08 PM  

Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years



Bad news: it doesn't go away. I'm 49, and I just had one last week.
 
2012-08-10 03:17:14 PM  
apparently the level of difficulty difference between the easy and hard versions... is 20 points. (at least for me)

813 on hard version
833 on easy version
 
2012-08-10 03:18:22 PM  
Easy version

genepool lifeboat 923
JarHeadBinks 917
Metalupis 841
NikkiPoooo 834
Sofa King Smart 833
Masterstuff 827
geocacherphil 758
blatz514 751
katemonster 748
loveblondieo 746

8/11 on the hard version, not even on the board.
 
2012-08-10 03:21:07 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Easy version

genepool lifeboat 923
JarHeadBinks 917
Metalupis 841
NikkiPoooo 834
Sofa King Smart 833
Masterstuff 827
geocacherphil 758
blatz514 751
katemonster 748
loveblondieo 746

8/11 on the hard version, not even on the board.


you forgot to read who is #1
 
2012-08-10 03:22:14 PM  

cgraves67: genepool lifeboat: Easy version

genepool lifeboat 923
JarHeadBinks 917
Metalupis 841
NikkiPoooo 834
Sofa King Smart 833
Masterstuff 827
geocacherphil 758
blatz514 751
katemonster 748
loveblondieo 746

8/11 on the hard version, not even on the board.

you forgot to read who is #1


nevermind, misread the last sentence.
 
2012-08-10 03:23:11 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 553

/Meh
//Again
 
2012-08-10 03:24:33 PM  
cgraves67 966
Oakenraven 955
had98c 913
Hack Patooey 849
FlyingV936 843
dagdog 841
suziequzie 838
Pinky in the Brain 835
Kaiser Bill's Batman 830
somerandomfarkchickgroupie 829
 
2012-08-10 03:25:51 PM  
Those dreams get weirder if you sleep on your stomach.
 
2012-08-10 03:37:02 PM  
I did terribly, and you'd think with all the time I spend here, I'd have half a chance.
 
2012-08-10 03:43:14 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Those dreams get weirder if you sleep on your stomach.


www.peoplequiz.com

"Know what's weird? I can sleep on anyone's stomach but mine."
 
2012-08-10 03:43:30 PM  
Wow, broke 600 this time...best score yet!

/shoulda seen my "oh, fark" face when I saw meow wrote some questions
 
2012-08-10 03:44:02 PM  

Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years


I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years
 
2012-08-10 03:45:57 PM  

umad: Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years

I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years


Crap, I just realized I'm naked.
 
2012-08-10 03:46:28 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Those dreams get weirder if you sleep on your stomach.


i think I had this problem with my dream last night.

it started where I was taking the bar exam on an old tandi computer. however, they changed the time limits, so I had to take all 9 exams (each is between 2 and 3 hours) in 1 hour (in louisiana, we have roughly 27 hours of testing for pass admittance -- I believe it's the longest bar exam in the country). oh yeah, they asked questions that were not louisiana law. a series regulatory schemes that only affect puerto rico (and don't exist in real life).

then, as I was walking to my wife to explain that I failed miserably, and that I was going to have my skin flayed by sallie mae (which was actually a large duck), my progress was impeded by a series of ex-girlfriends trying to provoke me away from my wife. I won't elaborate any more cause I'm shy, but, yeah, I read that article about sleeping on your stomach.

/ it was like a horror-sex dream. but real horror... bar exam horror with unconsented adulterous sexual assault.
// the real horror is that i took the LA bar exam a couple weeks ago, so when I woke up, i believed that i had already received my results and failed. it took me a while to realize that sallie mae was not, in fact, a duck (though, she will be flaying my flesh - so that part is true).
 
2012-08-10 03:47:53 PM  

umad: Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years

I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years


Yep...that's one I have.
 
2012-08-10 03:50:27 PM  

umad: Huck Chaser: That's pretty much the only nightmare I ever have.

/haven't been in school for over 5 years

I still have a nightmare that it is right before the end of the semester and I realize that I was in a class that I had completely forgotten about and missed for the entire semester.

/out of college for 8 years


I get that one, too.
 
2012-08-10 03:52:41 PM  
I scored 6 out of 11, because I am an idiot.

Additionally, I am disappointed in the absence of the appropriate XKCD reference:

imgs.xkcd.com


/I also have this dream.
//I graduated in 2008.
 
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