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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 98
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2012-08-10 05:05:37 PM
13 votes:
www.speakinggump.com

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.
2012-08-10 03:16:03 PM
10 votes:

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"
2012-08-10 04:58:38 PM
9 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.


Let's not forget "Are You There God? Where's the Birth Certificate?", "Where the Real Birth Certificate Are?", and "Barry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Birth Certificate Forgery".
2012-08-10 03:02:13 PM
9 votes:
it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


i105.photobucket.com

Next?
2012-08-10 03:40:20 PM
7 votes:
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.
2012-08-10 10:35:44 PM
6 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.
.


Think very hard.

Think hard and long.

Think deeply.

The thrust of the GOP campaign is that there should be deep penetration into the lower 48 states. We will probe the American bottomland and insert the most stiff Republican operatives. Oh sure, there might be a few nuts following the campaign, and there are always some assholes, so things might get a bit hairy, but we'll bend over backwards to show the people that we're in it for the long haul. The GOP offers a "big tent," and we will spread it wider until we can take all of the hard line voters.

We say to 0bama "drill here, drill now!" and we really mean it. We are desperate to take our country back, we want to take it- take all of it- it's a huge, throbbing nation of patriotism, and we feel it all inside of us. We've been getting the shaft, and we know that if Obama keeps pushing like this, forcing his socialism down our throats, we will all suffer the taint of his... Oh-OH-OHHHHHhhh.

Oh, sorry, I have to go wash up now.
2012-08-10 05:58:48 PM
6 votes:

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -


People are eating JELLYFISH???
2012-08-10 04:02:21 PM
6 votes:
Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.
2012-08-10 06:24:24 PM
5 votes:
img15.imageshack.us

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.
2012-08-10 05:53:34 PM
5 votes:

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


I suppose I should defer to your expertise in little behinds.
2012-08-10 07:13:41 PM
4 votes:
WHAR IS HETROSEXUAL CERFIKUT???
2012-08-10 05:39:03 PM
4 votes:
Brokeback Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 04:48:59 PM
4 votes:
From the video (2:00-2:20) "He was wearing a wedding ring in 1971 or 1972"

Obama was gay married at age 11?
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-10 03:37:44 PM
4 votes:
Does anyone know if Scott Lively really went to Uganda to be regularly sodomized by rhinos? I can't find any evidence to the contrary.
2012-08-10 11:22:40 PM
3 votes:

Captain_Ballbeard: cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.


i105.photobucket.com
They're always after me fookin' arse!
2012-08-10 08:41:09 PM
3 votes:

cc_rider: A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude


A Tale of Ewww, Titties.
2012-08-10 07:22:06 PM
3 votes:
Where's the girth certificate?
2012-08-10 06:02:52 PM
3 votes:
The Kenyan, the Birth Certificate, and the Wardrobe
Where the Birth Certificate Grows
2012-08-10 05:46:05 PM
3 votes:
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:19:10 PM
3 votes:
Tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo and the birth certificate
2012-08-10 05:13:10 PM
3 votes:
Mobirth Dicktificate
David Certifield
Shakespeare's MacBirth

and of course

Pride and Prejudice
2012-08-10 05:11:17 PM
3 votes:
The real birth certificates of Madison County
2012-08-10 04:09:47 PM
3 votes:

djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.


Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.
2012-08-10 03:38:14 PM
3 votes:
Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.
2012-08-11 05:17:50 AM
2 votes:

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.


You sound birth certificate.
2012-08-11 01:24:53 AM
2 votes:

Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates

FWIW, I collect works written by suicides
. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.


Don't forget to pick up a copy of the Romney campaign's playbook
2012-08-10 09:55:02 PM
2 votes:
10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson
2012-08-10 08:46:19 PM
2 votes:
Star Trek: The Commotion Photoshop
Star Trek II: The Birth of Rom
Star Trek III: In Search of Birf Certfict
Star Trek IV: The Birth Certificate
Star Trek V: The Final Birth Certificate
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Gay Certificates Certifying Birthgays
2012-08-10 08:40:14 PM
2 votes:
www.cosplayisland.co.uk
The Fifth Birther Element: Multipass
2012-08-10 08:13:43 PM
2 votes:

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Hate to defend the man, but this is who he reminds me of most:
runstop.de
2012-08-10 08:12:10 PM
2 votes:
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion
2012-08-10 07:50:00 PM
2 votes:
Birth of a Nation's Certificate
2012-08-10 07:48:29 PM
2 votes:
Birth Certificate II: Electric Birthaloo
Birth Certificate III: This Time It's Birthonal
2012-08-10 07:27:13 PM
2 votes:
Mmmmmmm....Obama slash...

/now, who to slash him with
//Geithner?
///certainly not Biden
////Viggo Mortensen!
//It's late at night, the President is spending a few hours in the Oval Office reading some important upcoming legislation. Suddenly, there's a knock at one of the Rose Garden doors. Curious as to how someone managed to slip by the Secret Service, hoping Brazilian strippers aren't involved, Barack goes to open the door...
2012-08-10 06:05:38 PM
2 votes:
From the Mixed-Up Birth Certificates of Mrs. Barack H. Obama
The Birth Certificate Game
A Birth Certificate in Times Square
The Velveteen Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:35:18 PM
2 votes:
Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Messiah
Children of Birth Certificate
God Emperor of Birth Certificate
Heretics of Birth Certificate
Chapterhouse: Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:32:56 PM
2 votes:
Tuesdays With Birth Certificate
Marley and Birth Certificate
A Tale of Two Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates in the Time of Cholera
2012-08-10 05:29:00 PM
2 votes:
A series of unfortunate birth certificates...

Now in a hardback 13 volume set!
2012-08-10 05:28:59 PM
2 votes:
Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.
2012-08-10 05:27:11 PM
2 votes:
Moby Birth Certificate
20,000 Leagues Under The Birth Certificate
Interview With A Birth Certificate
Abraham Lincoln, Birth Certificate Hunter
2012-08-10 05:07:28 PM
2 votes:
Jonathan Livingston Birth Certificate

To Birth Certificate a Mockingbird
2012-08-10 05:06:42 PM
2 votes:
Republicans to disavow this kook in 3...2...1...0...-1...-2...-3...-4...-5...-6...-7...-8....
2012-08-10 05:01:41 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.


You know goddamn well none of these motherfarkers are tops. Stop it.
2012-08-10 04:11:20 PM
2 votes:
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

Do...do women know this?
2012-08-11 12:53:01 PM
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: No, he was married to an imam.


You're thinking of David Bowie.
2012-08-11 08:33:32 AM
1 votes:
This is just a way for the closet cases in the GOP to convince themselves that they'd have a shot with him.
2012-08-11 07:28:25 AM
1 votes:

Aye Carumba: His present wife does look like a man.


I wouldn't crawl over her to get to you.
2012-08-11 07:24:00 AM
1 votes:

Aye Carumba: His present wife does look like a man.


StudLimbaugh69? Is that you?
2012-08-11 06:34:45 AM
1 votes:
Now if Obama had had any gay encounters, you know we'd have heard about it by now, and nobody would be at all surprised. He is HOT.

OTOH, it may merely be that Michelle killed Barry's gay lovers, because she wanted to keep him all to herself, and Obama is A-OK with that.
2012-08-11 12:16:41 AM
1 votes:
A Birth Certificate General from Big Sur
Trout Fishing in Birth Certificate
In Birth Certificate Sugar
Birth Certificate: An Historical Romance
The Hawkline Monster: A Gothic Birth Certificate
Willard and HIs Birth Certificate: A Perverse Mystery
Sombrero Birth Certificate: A Japanese Novel
Dreaming of Birth Certificate: A Private Eye Novel 1942
The Tokyo-Montana Birth Certificate
So The Birth Certificate Won't Blow It All Away
An Unfortunate Birth Certificate: A Journey
The Edna Webster Collection of Unpublished Birth Certificates

A Confederacy of Birth Certificates
Infinite Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 10:57:39 PM
1 votes:
Les Birthérables
2012-08-10 10:50:54 PM
1 votes:
Truth is, Obama doesn't actually exist. He's a computer simulated hologram being controlled by Rick Scott.
2012-08-10 10:34:42 PM
1 votes:
Young Frankencertificate
History of the Birth Certificate Pt 1
Blazing Birth Certificates
Spacebirths
The Producers (of the Birth Certificates)
Silent Certificate
The Twelve Certificates
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:
The Crying of Lot 49, Which Contains the Real Birth Certificate
B.
Gravity's Certificate
Certificateland
Below Which Lies the Real America
Against the Certificate
Certificated Vice
2012-08-10 09:40:40 PM
1 votes:
The Birth Certificate's Guide to the Galaxy
The Birth Certificate at the End of the Universe
Life, the Birth Certificate, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Birth Certificates
Mostly Birth Certificates
And Another Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 09:36:34 PM
1 votes:
Whaaaaar the Wild Things Are
2012-08-10 09:26:38 PM
1 votes:

Franco: Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

[crooksandliars.com image 369x284]


For some reason I always think he's furiously hufffing his ball fumes in that picture.
2012-08-10 09:25:05 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I've never heard of gay men attempting to warn straight women off of them, since it's not really an issue. Do they imagine that gays are constantly being attacked by straight women and it's something they'd prefer to avoid?


I worked with, and became friends with, a few gays. Was at a birthday party for one of them, with my ex-wife (then wife), who had begun to go crazy a few years before. 2 drinks and she would, literally, be shoving her tits in the face of any male around. Anyways, at this party, I see her in a knot of gay guys, flashing the high beams when one of them yells at her, "You're waving kryptonite at Spider Men biatch!"
2012-08-10 08:59:30 PM
1 votes:
The Birth Certificate Britannica
The Oxford English Birth Certificate
The Holy Birth Certificate
Birthanetics
2012-08-10 08:48:19 PM
1 votes:
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
2012-08-10 08:43:51 PM
1 votes:

IntertubeUser: However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.



So, Global Corporate Socialism Lite for you then?
2012-08-10 08:36:30 PM
1 votes:
My Summer Reading List

57 States of Gray
Broke-Barack Mountain
Yes We Can (Get Married in New York State)
2012-08-10 08:23:55 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to Birth....certificate.
2012-08-10 08:14:38 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate


Damnit
2012-08-10 08:14:15 PM
1 votes:
A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude
2012-08-10 08:08:26 PM
1 votes:
The Maltese Birth Certificate
The Dain Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Harvest
The Glass Birth Certificate
The Thin Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 08:04:24 PM
1 votes:
we get it.. hes black.
2012-08-10 08:03:54 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Goodnight, you princes of Derp, you kings of Birth Certificate.


/You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
2012-08-10 08:00:02 PM
1 votes:
The Holy Birth Certificate -- King James Version
2012-08-10 07:56:53 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?


That proves nothing. He's actually thinking, "Where did she get those shoes?"
2012-08-10 07:55:09 PM
1 votes:
Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.
2012-08-10 07:46:57 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Hi Me! Alt2
2012-08-10 07:45:06 PM
1 votes:
Birth Certificate in the Rye
Harry Potter and the Half-blood Birth Certificate
Through the Looking Birth Certificate
Eats, Shoots, and Birth Certificates
Stephen King's I-birthcertifica-T
2012-08-10 07:41:16 PM
1 votes:
Where's the Derp Certificate?
Where's the Real Derp Certificate?
2012-08-10 07:40:44 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Yes. All those imaginary people in your head are now ashamed. Because this is exactly like that.
2012-08-10 07:39:15 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.


Damn you...whenever I think hard, I think of you, you magnificent SOB
2012-08-10 07:38:38 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, I am sure this guy pictured Obama having sex with men. A lot.
2012-08-10 07:36:01 PM
1 votes:

blackminded: [marcus.jpg]

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Because he IS gay.

/A Birth Certificate in the Sun
2012-08-10 07:29:48 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.

No, because, while it may be false, it's not batshiat crazy to claim that Romney may have committed a felony while at Bain.

/in all fairness, I'm ok with "Obama committed a crime when he tried cocaine"


And at least he's out of the closet about it.
2012-08-10 07:19:23 PM
1 votes:

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


Just like Clinton was the first Black President.
2012-08-10 07:18:54 PM
1 votes:
Never thought I would miss the birfers....
2012-08-10 07:18:06 PM
1 votes:
Oh girlfriend please....
2012-08-10 07:17:53 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"


How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?
2012-08-10 07:17:27 PM
1 votes:
Where
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2012-08-10 07:13:21 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: "His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."


In the gay community tied shoelaces mean "it won't be easy for you breeder ladies to get my pants off".
2012-08-10 07:10:04 PM
1 votes:
Corsi outed as a pedophile in 3...2...
2012-08-10 05:50:55 PM
1 votes:
You guys are a little behind on the news -

i.imgur.com
2012-08-10 05:13:05 PM
1 votes:
More like Fifty Shades of Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:12:02 PM
1 votes:
Where's the Realer Birth Certificate?
Where's the Other Realer Birth Certificate?
2012-08-10 05:10:33 PM
1 votes:
The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.
2012-08-10 05:02:22 PM
1 votes:
Dial B for Birth Certificate

Tropic of Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 04:55:36 PM
1 votes:
and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.
2012-08-10 04:49:21 PM
1 votes:
So they can tell by the pictures of you and your roommate at college.

/Be right back...
2012-08-10 04:34:24 PM
1 votes:
No, because gays can't be married, remember?

So how are those tax return releases coming along, Mittens?
2012-08-10 04:00:30 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.

What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.


They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.
2012-08-10 03:52:21 PM
1 votes:
He also appeared in the video for Tag Team's "Whoomp! There It Is" with his gay husband.
2012-08-10 03:44:21 PM
1 votes:
This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.
2012-08-10 02:46:46 PM
1 votes:
Sounds legit.
 
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