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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 83
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2012-08-10 03:38:14 PM
8 votes:
Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.
2012-08-10 04:34:24 PM
7 votes:
No, because gays can't be married, remember?

So how are those tax return releases coming along, Mittens?
2012-08-10 03:40:20 PM
7 votes:
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.
2012-08-10 06:24:24 PM
6 votes:
img15.imageshack.us

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.
2012-08-10 03:02:13 PM
5 votes:
it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


i105.photobucket.com

Next?
2012-08-10 08:41:32 PM
4 votes:
I just want to give a shout out to this current crop of GOPers for making me a Democrat. The sad thing is...I think that there's a conservative argument to be made on fiscal issues.

However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.

I know that I won't for vote Romney in November, but now, I feel the urge to give a big F-U to all Republicans...including local elections...just because I can't stand what the party represents.
2012-08-10 04:02:21 PM
4 votes:
Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.
2012-08-10 05:46:05 PM
3 votes:
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:10:33 PM
3 votes:
The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.
2012-08-10 03:45:10 PM
3 votes:

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."


I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?
2012-08-10 03:44:21 PM
3 votes:
This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.
2012-08-10 10:50:19 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


...unless you're distressingly familiar with certain dominionist anti-LGBT hate groups that have also been pretty consistently anti-anyone-with-a-D-next-to-them-and-ESPECIALLY-the-"First-Ni*BONG*", that is; I'm actually rather surprised they didn't go with this EARLIER. :P

I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.

For those unfamiliar--Scott Lively is a rather infamous "Jesus Camper" dominionist who, in addition to the usual derp, is anti-LGBT to the point he is a literal Holocaust revisionist in the general mold of Holocaust-denialists like David Irving et al--only instead of claiming that either the Holocaust didn't exist or that it was all a plot by Teh j00s, he's basically replaced the usual "OMG TEH j00s!!!11one!" bugaboo used by the neo-Nazi sort of "Holocaust revisionists" with "OMEHGERD TEH HOMERSEXULZ!!!111one!".

And no, I am NOT exaggerating when I directly compare his writings to that of the Aryan Nations et al; he even wrote not only a book on his pet Holocaust-revisionist "theory" ("The Pink Swastika", which basically claims that not only were LGBT people NOT targeted by the Nazis but that the entire Nazi Party was basically a Big Gay Cabal out to kill all the Christians and Jews) but followed THAT up with a book ("The Poisoned Stream") that can be basically and almost literally summed up as "A knockoff of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion with every occurence of "Zionist" and "Jew" replaced with "Homosexual" and "Homosexualist" (a Lively-ism for...well...you know how racists refer to people tolerant of African-Americans as "ni*BONG*-lovers"...well...that's pretty much the equivalent in Lively-speak for anyone who doesn't think LGBT people should be publically lynched THEN burnt at the stake.

(One of the lulzier bits of the latter--his "Gay Illuminati" theory he posits in "The Poisoned Stream" literally attributes Wahhabist Islam to being a Big Gay Plot To Destroy Christianity--no matter that Wahhabist Islam may literally be the only existing religious or political movement on the planet that comes remotely close to the seething "KILL THE FARKERS" hatred that hardline Jesus Campers have for LGBT people who dare to be OUT about it. Literally the only two places you see the literal death penalty being proposed for Existing While Gay are countries with governments heavily influenced by Wahhabists...and countries with governments heavily influenced by Jesus Campers. And yes, Lively DID have a hand in the Ugandan "Kill The Gays" bill that keeps coming back like a bad case of herpes in the Ugandan parliament...)

Lively, of note, has the ignominity of being the person with the largest total of SPLC-listed hate groups associated with him (yes, even more than leaders of "white power" movements); no less than six groups he has been associated with are listed as hate groups by the SPLC, including the first group he was associated with--the American Family Association, where Lively was the "founding father" of the California state affiliate. The AFA to this day keeps very close association with Lively (even though he's founded five other orgs since, all of which are listed in no small part because of literal farking Holocaust revisionism and calls for genocide against LGBT people--yes, Uganda is pretty much designed as their model for what they want to do everywhere) and is, to this day, probably the major advertising and distribution wing for Lively's own very special and fabulous form of hate speech and incitement.

/unfortunately grew up in what amounted to the state headquarters of the AFA and remember early promotions of Lively's written excrement in their newsletters
//and many, if not most, of the state AFA heads are just as bad--Kentuckians might be familiar with a certain Frank Simon, and Bryan Fischer was in fact head of AFA-Idaho before he got promoted to its mouthpiece
///the only difference is that they aren't keeping the really nasty shiat in the state affiliates anymore, which is why the SPLC ended up listing them--after collecting evidence for five years because they knew how controversial it was going to be to call them out as hatemongers
////still don't know how I have SAN points left after growing up in that shiat; gamer friends and I joke ha-ha-only-serious that if real life was like Old World of Darkness I'd definitely have the "Twisted Upbringing" flaw
2012-08-10 09:55:02 PM
2 votes:
10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson
2012-08-10 08:14:15 PM
2 votes:
A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude
2012-08-10 07:40:44 PM
2 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Yes. All those imaginary people in your head are now ashamed. Because this is exactly like that.
2012-08-10 07:31:23 PM
2 votes:
The Repressed Right: more obsessed with gays and gay sex, than any LGBT person I've ever met.
2012-08-10 07:23:35 PM
2 votes:
I wonder what Male Prostitute Specializing in Military Themed Pissplay, Jeff Gannon thinks about all this? I mean he's gay and spent several nights at the White House. I bet he has a valid opinion.
2012-08-10 07:10:04 PM
2 votes:
Corsi outed as a pedophile in 3...2...
2012-08-10 05:28:59 PM
2 votes:
Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.
2012-08-10 05:06:42 PM
2 votes:
Republicans to disavow this kook in 3...2...1...0...-1...-2...-3...-4...-5...-6...-7...-8....
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-10 03:37:44 PM
2 votes:
Does anyone know if Scott Lively really went to Uganda to be regularly sodomized by rhinos? I can't find any evidence to the contrary.
2012-08-11 07:24:00 AM
1 votes:

Aye Carumba: His present wife does look like a man.


StudLimbaugh69? Is that you?
2012-08-11 05:37:21 AM
1 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: Philip Francis Queeg: Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.

Don't forget the spin-offs:

"Birth Certificate: An Ewok Adventure" and "Ewoks: The Battle for Birth Certificate"


The Birth Certificate Christmas Special?
2012-08-11 01:27:25 AM
1 votes:
Jeez, he would be a shoe-in, in Canada. This shiat is getting stupid.
2012-08-11 01:25:51 AM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.

This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.


He can't even take something funny and innocuous without plastering his hatred for Obama on it. Plus there's that cute little zero again, a perfect symbol of his mentality. "Heh heh heh I'll spell Obama's name with a zero! Aren't I the clever one?"
Ehh
2012-08-11 01:10:03 AM
1 votes:

Wrongo: A Birth Certificate General from Big Sur
Trout Fishing in Birth Certificate
In Birth Certificate Sugar
Birth Certificate: An Historical Romance
The Hawkline Monster: A Gothic Birth Certificate
Willard and HIs Birth Certificate: A Perverse Mystery
Sombrero Birth Certificate: A Japanese Novel
Dreaming of Birth Certificate: A Private Eye Novel 1942
The Tokyo-Montana Birth Certificate
So The Birth Certificate Won't Blow It All Away
An Unfortunate Birth Certificate: A Journey
The Edna Webster Collection of Unpublished Birth Certificates

A Confederacy of Birth Certificates
Infinite Birth Certificate


Favorite.
2012-08-11 01:01:18 AM
1 votes:

Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo:

Trout Fishing scares the shiat outta me, almost as much as this:
[timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com image 240x375]


A Painted Birth Certificate scared the crap out of me when I first read it.

Being Birth Certificate
The Devil Birth Certificate
2012-08-11 12:45:37 AM
1 votes:

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.


Anyone using "ya'll" is automatically disqualified from talking about mental disorders.

/y'all need to STFU and learn you some more proper southern-drawl English.
2012-08-11 12:22:21 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.


"A new survey from Public Policy Polling shows that a majority of likely Republican presidential primary voters are "birthers" -- they believe that President Obama was born in another country. According to PPP's survey, 51 percent of likely 2012 GOP primary voters believe that President Obama was born in another country (which would make him ineligible for the presidency). Another 21 percent say they are "not sure" if the president was born in the United States. A mere 28 percent of the GOP primary electorate responded, correctly, that the president is a natural-born American citizen."
2012-08-11 12:16:41 AM
1 votes:
A Birth Certificate General from Big Sur
Trout Fishing in Birth Certificate
In Birth Certificate Sugar
Birth Certificate: An Historical Romance
The Hawkline Monster: A Gothic Birth Certificate
Willard and HIs Birth Certificate: A Perverse Mystery
Sombrero Birth Certificate: A Japanese Novel
Dreaming of Birth Certificate: A Private Eye Novel 1942
The Tokyo-Montana Birth Certificate
So The Birth Certificate Won't Blow It All Away
An Unfortunate Birth Certificate: A Journey
The Edna Webster Collection of Unpublished Birth Certificates

A Confederacy of Birth Certificates
Infinite Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 11:55:19 PM
1 votes:

Surool: Anyone else smell the psychotic level of republican desperation in the air?


The death throes of a dying party.
2012-08-10 11:26:09 PM
1 votes:
Battlestar Birthcertificata
Double-Downton Abbey
The Winds of Wharrgarrbl
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Barack and Bruce
Alien 44
What Ever Happened to Baby Barry Soetero from Kenya?
The African Queen
2012-08-10 11:22:12 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"


I just read through it, and kept going, then it slowly hit me. The rare "delayed 'funny'" rating.

Well played.
2012-08-10 11:21:36 PM
1 votes:
Planescape: Birth Certificate

Baldur's Birth Certificate

Birth Certificatewind Dale
2012-08-10 11:14:05 PM
1 votes:

Great Porn Dragon: I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.


At the rate Bryan Fischer has been spewing out increasingly crazy (even for him) derp, it's only a matter of time.
2012-08-10 11:13:00 PM
1 votes:
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
2012-08-10 10:35:44 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.
.


Think very hard.

Think hard and long.

Think deeply.

The thrust of the GOP campaign is that there should be deep penetration into the lower 48 states. We will probe the American bottomland and insert the most stiff Republican operatives. Oh sure, there might be a few nuts following the campaign, and there are always some assholes, so things might get a bit hairy, but we'll bend over backwards to show the people that we're in it for the long haul. The GOP offers a "big tent," and we will spread it wider until we can take all of the hard line voters.

We say to 0bama "drill here, drill now!" and we really mean it. We are desperate to take our country back, we want to take it- take all of it- it's a huge, throbbing nation of patriotism, and we feel it all inside of us. We've been getting the shaft, and we know that if Obama keeps pushing like this, forcing his socialism down our throats, we will all suffer the taint of his... Oh-OH-OHHHHHhhh.

Oh, sorry, I have to go wash up now.
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:
The Crying of Lot 49, Which Contains the Real Birth Certificate
B.
Gravity's Certificate
Certificateland
Below Which Lies the Real America
Against the Certificate
Certificated Vice
2012-08-10 09:53:20 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.


This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.
2012-08-10 09:52:30 PM
1 votes:
What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.
2012-08-10 09:36:11 PM
1 votes:

SnarfVader: Brokeback Birth Certificate


WINNAR!!!!!

Hagbardr: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion


CCCCCCCCCCCOMBO!
2012-08-10 09:07:50 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.


Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.
2012-08-10 09:01:49 PM
1 votes:
The Wrath of the Birth Certificate
The Search for the Birth Certificate
The Voyage Home to Kenya
The Final Birth Certificate
The Undiscovered Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 08:59:34 PM
1 votes:
Birth Certificates Can't Be Choosers
The Birth Certificate in the Closet
The Birth Certificate Who Liked to Quote Kipling
The Birth Certificate Who Studied Spinoza
The Birth Certificate Who Painted Like Mondrian
The Birth Certificate Who Traded Ted Williams
The Birth Certificate Who Thought He Was Bogart
The Birth Certificate in the Library
The Birth Certificate in the Rye
The Birth Certificate on the Prowl
2012-08-10 08:57:14 PM
1 votes:
Seven Births for Seven Certificates
Oh! Certificutta!
Birthquus
2012-08-10 08:48:19 PM
1 votes:
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
2012-08-10 08:46:19 PM
1 votes:
Star Trek: The Commotion Photoshop
Star Trek II: The Birth of Rom
Star Trek III: In Search of Birf Certfict
Star Trek IV: The Birth Certificate
Star Trek V: The Final Birth Certificate
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Gay Certificates Certifying Birthgays
2012-08-10 08:36:30 PM
1 votes:
My Summer Reading List

57 States of Gray
Broke-Barack Mountain
Yes We Can (Get Married in New York State)
2012-08-10 08:24:13 PM
1 votes:

natazha: Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.

Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.


At least.

Hell, the first Republican President was at LEAST bisexual, ffs.
2012-08-10 08:24:08 PM
1 votes:
We get it, he's black. Just say it.
2012-08-10 08:22:47 PM
1 votes:

Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.


Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.
2012-08-10 08:20:10 PM
1 votes:
So? Romney was married to a male beagle. It's true, there's evidence. And as a Mormon, it was at the SAME TIME as his current wife.
2012-08-10 07:55:09 PM
1 votes:
Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.
2012-08-10 07:50:00 PM
1 votes:
Birth of a Nation's Certificate
2012-08-10 07:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Birth Certificate II: Electric Birthaloo
Birth Certificate III: This Time It's Birthonal
2012-08-10 07:45:30 PM
1 votes:
The Lion the Witch and the Birth Certificate
Prince Birth Certificate
The Voyage of the Dawn Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 07:38:38 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, I am sure this guy pictured Obama having sex with men. A lot.
2012-08-10 07:33:56 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


Alcoa protester believes Obama is an alien (QC Times, so you know it's real!)
2012-08-10 07:29:51 PM
1 votes:
Obama possibly married to a man, despite no evidence: OMG HE'S UNFIT FOR OFFICE!

Romney ran multiple corporations into the ground and pocketed their remains, and has taken great pains to dodge taxes on doing so, as documented in oodles of evidence (and likely evidence he won't show): THAT'S THE MAN I WANT RUNNING OUR GUBMINT!

/This is what Republicans actually believe.
2012-08-10 07:29:07 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else smell the psychotic level of republican desperation in the air?
2012-08-10 07:25:53 PM
1 votes:
www.rightwingwatch.org

Looks a lot to me like

www.examiner.com
2012-08-10 07:22:06 PM
1 votes:
Where's the girth certificate?
2012-08-10 07:15:22 PM
1 votes:
The Old Man and the Birth Certificate.
A Farewell to Birth Certificates.
For Whom the Birth Certificate Tolls.
The Birth Certificate also Rises.
2012-08-10 07:13:21 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: "His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."


In the gay community tied shoelaces mean "it won't be easy for you breeder ladies to get my pants off".
2012-08-10 07:12:39 PM
1 votes:
The only people who would believe this ridiculous claim would never vote for Obama anyway. So who farking cares?
2012-08-10 06:49:39 PM
1 votes:
You've got to love the usual YouTube comments derp. According to THE INTERNET, Reggie Love was photographed with a penis in his face, and both Obama and Emanuel were/are members of a prominent Chicago gay organization, yet nobody knows about it.
2012-08-10 06:05:38 PM
1 votes:
From the Mixed-Up Birth Certificates of Mrs. Barack H. Obama
The Birth Certificate Game
A Birth Certificate in Times Square
The Velveteen Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 06:02:52 PM
1 votes:
The Kenyan, the Birth Certificate, and the Wardrobe
Where the Birth Certificate Grows
2012-08-10 05:35:18 PM
1 votes:
Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Messiah
Children of Birth Certificate
God Emperor of Birth Certificate
Heretics of Birth Certificate
Chapterhouse: Birth Certificate
2012-08-10 05:32:56 PM
1 votes:
Tuesdays With Birth Certificate
Marley and Birth Certificate
A Tale of Two Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates in the Time of Cholera
2012-08-10 05:29:00 PM
1 votes:
A series of unfortunate birth certificates...

Now in a hardback 13 volume set!
2012-08-10 05:27:14 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.


You've heard of the Republican party, right? You're assuming they understand the concept of absurdity prevalent in the backbone of their premise.
2012-08-10 05:27:11 PM
1 votes:
Moby Birth Certificate
20,000 Leagues Under The Birth Certificate
Interview With A Birth Certificate
Abraham Lincoln, Birth Certificate Hunter
2012-08-10 05:05:37 PM
1 votes:
www.speakinggump.com

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.
2012-08-10 05:01:41 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.


You know goddamn well none of these motherfarkers are tops. Stop it.
2012-08-10 04:58:38 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.


Let's not forget "Are You There God? Where's the Birth Certificate?", "Where the Real Birth Certificate Are?", and "Barry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Birth Certificate Forgery".
2012-08-10 04:48:59 PM
1 votes:
From the video (2:00-2:20) "He was wearing a wedding ring in 1971 or 1972"

Obama was gay married at age 11?
2012-08-10 04:09:47 PM
1 votes:

djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.


Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.
2012-08-10 04:00:30 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.

What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.


They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.
2012-08-10 03:56:11 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.
2012-08-10 03:52:21 PM
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He also appeared in the video for Tag Team's "Whoomp! There It Is" with his gay husband.
2012-08-10 03:42:18 PM
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They took it as far as they could. Then they loaded it with crazy and dynamite and set the whole thing off.

This issue is dead and they look worse each time they go any angle on any of it.
2012-08-10 03:20:22 PM
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even if that were true, so?
 
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