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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 316
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2012-08-10 09:14:43 PM
so, the issue is...

why does Obama have to lie about THIS issue?

/is this now an issue?
 
2012-08-10 09:16:10 PM

blackminded: How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


I'm not saying he's gay. I'm not saying he looks gay. But lots of fat old white men who happen to be gay also happen to look like him.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:19 PM
well, he does ride a unicorn. Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:38 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


I've never heard of gay men attempting to warn straight women off of them, since it's not really an issue. Do they imagine that gays are constantly being attacked by straight women and it's something they'd prefer to avoid?

Or as I like to say "WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!"
 
2012-08-10 09:17:52 PM

qorkfiend: Lochsteppe: qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.

Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well


I only know that because of Fark.

/I only read it for the articles.
 
2012-08-10 09:18:27 PM
Birth Certificate of the Cool

/Apologies to Miles Davis
 
2012-08-10 09:19:49 PM
The GOP has lost its goddam mind.

/Up next: Obama is really a reverse daytime vampire.
 
2012-08-10 09:20:22 PM
Next Stop, Greenwich Birth Certificate
All You Need Is A Birth Certificate
Meat Birth Certificates
Where the Birth Certificates Roam
The Missing Birth Certificate
Birth Caddyshack
Striped Birth Certificates
Birth Certoosie
Ghost Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates Last Forever
The Birth Certificate's Edge
Little Shop of Birth Certificates
She's Having A Baby--In Kenya!
Ghost Birth Certificates II
Quick Birth Certificate
What About Bob's Birth Certificate?
Birth Certificate Day
Mad Dog and Birth Certificate
Coffee and Birth Certificates
The Lost Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:25:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: I've never heard of gay men attempting to warn straight women off of them, since it's not really an issue. Do they imagine that gays are constantly being attacked by straight women and it's something they'd prefer to avoid?


I worked with, and became friends with, a few gays. Was at a birthday party for one of them, with my ex-wife (then wife), who had begun to go crazy a few years before. 2 drinks and she would, literally, be shoving her tits in the face of any male around. Anyways, at this party, I see her in a knot of gay guys, flashing the high beams when one of them yells at her, "You're waving kryptonite at Spider Men biatch!"
 
2012-08-10 09:25:05 PM
Of Mice and Birth Certificates
The Birth Certificates of Wrath
The Short Reign of Oily Taintz: A "Certified" Fabrication
The Birf Certificts of our Discontent
 
2012-08-10 09:25:35 PM

HighOnCraic: Their First Birth Certificate
Back in Training to Install a Kenyan Usurper
Birth Certificates on Patrol
Assignment: Kenya
Washington Under Siege by a Kenyan Usurper
Mission to Nairobi to Find the Real Birth Certificate


D'oh!
 
2012-08-10 09:26:38 PM

Franco: Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

[crooksandliars.com image 369x284]


For some reason I always think he's furiously hufffing his ball fumes in that picture.
 
2012-08-10 09:26:55 PM

LordJiro: Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.


I take it you're not voting for the white guy. Racist.
 
2012-08-10 09:29:17 PM
The Birth Certificate Identity
The Birth Certificate Supremacy
The Birth Certificate Ultimatum
The Birth Certificate Legacy
 
2012-08-10 09:29:36 PM

HighOnCraic: Next Stop, Greenwich Birth Certificate
All You Need Is A Birth Certificate
Meat Birth Certificates
Where the Birth Certificates Roam
The Missing Birth Certificate
Birth Caddyshack
Striped Birth Certificates
Birth Certoosie
Ghost Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates Last Forever
The Birth Certificate's Edge
Little Shop of Birth Certificates
She's Having A Baby--In Kenya!
Ghost Birth Certificates II
Quick Birth Certificate
What About Bob's Birth Certificate?
Birth Certificate Day
Mad Dog and Birth Certificate
Coffee and Birth Certificates
The Lost Birth Certificate



The Birth Aquatic
Birth CertificateLand
 
2012-08-10 09:29:39 PM
Bourne Birth Certificate

Fahrenheit 451: The temperature at which Birth Certificates burn.

Birth Certificate's Web

Much Ado About Birth Certificate

The Birth Certificate at the End of This Book

The Birth Certificate Whisperer

Not Without My Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:31:33 PM
Where are all of the Fark Independents who are ready to defend this latest Obamagate?
 
2012-08-10 09:34:05 PM
The Birth Certificate Returns
The Birth Certificate Forever
The Birth Certificate and Robin
The Birth Certificate Begins
The Dark President
The Dark President Rises
 
2012-08-10 09:36:11 PM

SnarfVader: Brokeback Birth Certificate


WINNAR!!!!!

Hagbardr: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion


CCCCCCCCCCCOMBO!
 
2012-08-10 09:36:34 PM
Whaaaaar the Wild Things Are
 
2012-08-10 09:36:55 PM

timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?


He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed. Don't you know how deep the rabbit hole goes?
 
2012-08-10 09:38:25 PM

Lochsteppe: Certificate 451
On the Birth Certificate of Nations
Certificate and Punish


Certificate
The Certificate Engineers
The Certificate Throne
Certificate's Children
Fate of Certificates
Lucifer's Certificate
Certificate in God's Eye
The Gripping Certificate
Certificate Wars
Fleet of Certificates
Juggler of Certificates
Destroyer of Certificates
Betrayer of Certificates
Tales of Known Certificates
The Certificate Voodoo Game
A World Out of Certificates

/too many
//Niven was a prolific writer
 
2012-08-10 09:39:24 PM

Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

We don't want competent people in government. We need morons who can't figure out how to screw things up. We need those people in the private sector making screwups for the rest of us productive people to find new and inventing (thus profitable) ways to fix the screwup.


Seriously, just stop. You're going to pull something.
 
2012-08-10 09:40:40 PM
The Birth Certificate's Guide to the Galaxy
The Birth Certificate at the End of the Universe
Life, the Birth Certificate, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Birth Certificates
Mostly Birth Certificates
And Another Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:42:59 PM
well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.
 
2012-08-10 09:43:53 PM
The Girl With The Dragon Birth Certificate
The Girl Who Kicked The Birth Certificate
The Girl Who Played With Birth Certificates
 
2012-08-10 09:44:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.


You sound tired
 
2012-08-10 09:45:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.


Thankfully, the Republiclowns will never stop farking all the chickens they can find.
 
2012-08-10 09:46:08 PM

Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.


Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.
 
2012-08-10 09:47:49 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.


t1.gstatic.com

10 lbs of Mexican bathtub cheese
 
2012-08-10 09:47:52 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired


You sound right handed.
 
2012-08-10 09:49:06 PM
Raiders of the Lost Birth Certificate
Barack Obama and the Birth Certificate of Doom
Barack Obama and the Last Birth Certificate
Barack Obama and the Kingdom of the Crystal Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:49:54 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.


You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?
 
2012-08-10 09:52:30 PM
What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.
 
2012-08-10 09:53:20 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.


This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.
 
2012-08-10 09:55:00 PM

Goetz: What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.


I was thinking a "sad" button would work, too.
 
2012-08-10 09:55:02 PM
10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson
 
2012-08-10 09:57:16 PM

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?


He's incapable of criticizing something if it means vicariously "exonerating" Obama. It goes against his programming.
 
2012-08-10 10:00:57 PM
If there was a type of anti-gay serum, i would go around and put the potion in a bunch of darts, and start going around shooting all the gays so they would be free of their desease. Not kill them, just rid them of their vile disrupted brains
 
2012-08-10 10:01:24 PM
Much Ado About Derping
A Birther's Complaint
The Comedy of Derpers
Barack of Kenyans
The Two Birf Certificts of Obama
Romeo and Birtherette
The Merry husbands of Fartbama
A Midsummer Night's Derp
 
2012-08-10 10:04:08 PM

tudorgurl: Goetz: What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.

I was thinking a "sad" button would work, too.


Nope.
Tard or Jackass or Troll.
That's a nice pallet, pick one and let us vote.
 
2012-08-10 10:06:23 PM
"Pallete".
Satan stole my E.

/It's a sad story...OOOOntz OOOooontz OOOontz.
 
2012-08-10 10:08:15 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson


Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .
 
2012-08-10 10:15:02 PM
The Phantom Birth Certificate
Good Birth Certificates: The Derpy and Inaccurate Ramblings of Jerome Corsi, Nut
Horton Hears a Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 10:19:03 PM
The Bridges of Birth Certificate County.
 
2012-08-10 10:20:30 PM

HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .


Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate
 
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:24:49 PM
The Crying of Lot 49, Which Contains the Real Birth Certificate
B.
Gravity's Certificate
Certificateland
Below Which Lies the Real America
Against the Certificate
Certificated Vice
 
2012-08-10 10:26:45 PM

Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate


I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.
 
2012-08-10 10:30:22 PM

HighOnCraic: Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate

I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.


Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching derp of 3.
 
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:33:33 PM
"Bathetic Terrific" Indeed, the Romney campaign is terrifically bathetic.
The Rice Rift is Bathetic. She don't want!
From campaign pros, working with the bot tests Their Tactic Fiber!
 
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