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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 316
    More: Stupid, obama, Scott Lively, Jerome Corsi, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, same-sex couples, John Kerry  
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2012-08-10 08:00:22 PM
Given the timing and context, Obama was unlikely to have been married to a man.
 
2012-08-10 08:03:54 PM
i.imgur.com

Goodnight, you princes of Derp, you kings of Birth Certificate.


/You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
 
2012-08-10 08:04:24 PM
we get it.. hes black.
 
2012-08-10 08:05:10 PM

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


It's the perfectly manicured finger nails, facial skin freshly released from a mud mask and the eyes of a tiger. Rooooaaarrr big boy! Not to mention that sexy, wanna run my hands through it hair!
 
2012-08-10 08:07:24 PM

GAT_00: djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.

Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.


Snerk.
 
2012-08-10 08:08:26 PM
The Maltese Birth Certificate
The Dain Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Harvest
The Glass Birth Certificate
The Thin Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 08:12:10 PM
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion
 
2012-08-10 08:13:38 PM

Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.


EXACTLY. That means it's illegal to have a gay president, right?
 
2012-08-10 08:13:43 PM

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Hate to defend the man, but this is who he reminds me of most:
runstop.de
 
2012-08-10 08:14:15 PM
A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude
 
2012-08-10 08:14:38 PM

FloydA: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate


Damnit
 
2012-08-10 08:17:33 PM
This can't be real. Is this satire? Deep cover democrat?
 
2012-08-10 08:18:50 PM
img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-10 08:20:10 PM
So? Romney was married to a male beagle. It's true, there's evidence. And as a Mormon, it was at the SAME TIME as his current wife.
 
2012-08-10 08:20:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [www.speakinggump.com image 635x337]

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.


Welcome to my Favorites list. Make yourself at home.
 
2012-08-10 08:22:28 PM
*sigh*

We can't even shoot these people with tranquilizers to stop the global embarrassment.


On a side note, not one red colored post here. Where are all the Fark Independents?
 
2012-08-10 08:22:47 PM

Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.


Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.
 
2012-08-10 08:23:55 PM
Welcome to Birth....certificate.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:08 PM
We get it, he's black. Just say it.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:13 PM

natazha: Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.

Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.


At least.

Hell, the first Republican President was at LEAST bisexual, ffs.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:36 PM

vernonFL: Jonathan Livingston Birth Certificate

To Birth Certificate a Mockingbird


The Magnificent Seven Birth Certificates.
 
2012-08-10 08:33:17 PM
Hobo with a Birth Certificate.
 
2012-08-10 08:34:18 PM
By all means... Republicans, please continue. Don't let us interrupt you.
 
2012-08-10 08:36:30 PM
My Summer Reading List

57 States of Gray
Broke-Barack Mountain
Yes We Can (Get Married in New York State)
 
2012-08-10 08:39:21 PM

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


What happens when mass media spends decades developing the ability to mols psyches into ignorant consumer drones from childhood and then suddenly media no longer has a monopoly on the spread of mass info? Every problem this country faces is directly related to Big Media and their role as the PR Dept of Global Corporate Socialism - because no issue can be addressed in any reasonable way by a populace that is uninformed.
 
2012-08-10 08:40:14 PM
www.cosplayisland.co.uk
The Fifth Birther Element: Multipass
 
2012-08-10 08:41:09 PM

cc_rider: A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude


A Tale of Ewww, Titties.
 
2012-08-10 08:41:32 PM
I just want to give a shout out to this current crop of GOPers for making me a Democrat. The sad thing is...I think that there's a conservative argument to be made on fiscal issues.

However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.

I know that I won't for vote Romney in November, but now, I feel the urge to give a big F-U to all Republicans...including local elections...just because I can't stand what the party represents.
 
2012-08-10 08:43:51 PM

IntertubeUser: However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.



So, Global Corporate Socialism Lite for you then?
 
2012-08-10 08:46:19 PM
Star Trek: The Commotion Photoshop
Star Trek II: The Birth of Rom
Star Trek III: In Search of Birf Certfict
Star Trek IV: The Birth Certificate
Star Trek V: The Final Birth Certificate
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Gay Certificates Certifying Birthgays
 
2012-08-10 08:48:19 PM
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
 
2012-08-10 08:56:25 PM
Seven Birth Certificates for Seven Brothers
Birth Certificates Over Broadway
 
2012-08-10 08:57:14 PM
Seven Births for Seven Certificates
Oh! Certificutta!
Birthquus
 
2012-08-10 08:59:30 PM
The Birth Certificate Britannica
The Oxford English Birth Certificate
The Holy Birth Certificate
Birthanetics
 
2012-08-10 08:59:34 PM
Birth Certificates Can't Be Choosers
The Birth Certificate in the Closet
The Birth Certificate Who Liked to Quote Kipling
The Birth Certificate Who Studied Spinoza
The Birth Certificate Who Painted Like Mondrian
The Birth Certificate Who Traded Ted Williams
The Birth Certificate Who Thought He Was Bogart
The Birth Certificate in the Library
The Birth Certificate in the Rye
The Birth Certificate on the Prowl
 
2012-08-10 09:00:15 PM
I, Birth Certificate.
 
2012-08-10 09:01:49 PM
The Wrath of the Birth Certificate
The Search for the Birth Certificate
The Voyage Home to Kenya
The Final Birth Certificate
The Undiscovered Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:02:23 PM
Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

crooksandliars.com
 
2012-08-10 09:03:37 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?


Rahm's expression is priceless.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:26 PM
I have to wonder if Corsi is just trolling the Tea Party into paying his salary or if he really believes all this crap.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:29 PM

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

We don't want competent people in government. We need morons who can't figure out how to screw things up. We need those people in the private sector making screwups for the rest of us productive people to find new and inventing (thus profitable) ways to fix the screwup.
 
2012-08-10 09:06:16 PM
What Color Is Your Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:07:03 PM

Franco: Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

[crooksandliars.com image 369x284]


Why you gotta bring Johnny Gosch into this?
 
2012-08-10 09:07:12 PM
Their First Birth Certificate
Back in Training to Install a Kenyan Usurper
Birth Certificates on Patrol
Assignment: Kenya
Washington Under Siege by a Kenyan Usurper
Mission to Nairobi to Find the Real Nairobi
 
2012-08-10 09:07:50 PM

Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.


Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.
 
2012-08-10 09:08:12 PM
The Phantom Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate of the Clones
Revenge of the Birth Certificate
A New Birth Certificate
The Birth Certificate Strikes Back
Return of the Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:08:36 PM

qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.


That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.
 
2012-08-10 09:09:30 PM

Lochsteppe: qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.


Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well
 
2012-08-10 09:12:44 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.


these sleuths are NOT very sleuthy
 
2012-08-10 09:14:24 PM

qorkfiend: Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.

Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well


www.chicagomag.com

Not that far off.
 
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