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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 316
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2012-08-10 06:05:38 PM
From the Mixed-Up Birth Certificates of Mrs. Barack H. Obama
The Birth Certificate Game
A Birth Certificate in Times Square
The Velveteen Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 06:24:24 PM
img15.imageshack.us

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.
 
2012-08-10 06:32:21 PM
Certificate 451
On the Birth Certificate of Nations
Certificate and Punish
 
2012-08-10 06:49:39 PM
You've got to love the usual YouTube comments derp. According to THE INTERNET, Reggie Love was photographed with a penis in his face, and both Obama and Emanuel were/are members of a prominent Chicago gay organization, yet nobody knows about it.
 
2012-08-10 07:10:04 PM
Corsi outed as a pedophile in 3...2...
 
2012-08-10 07:12:39 PM
The only people who would believe this ridiculous claim would never vote for Obama anyway. So who farking cares?
 
2012-08-10 07:13:21 PM

Lsherm: "His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."


In the gay community tied shoelaces mean "it won't be easy for you breeder ladies to get my pants off".
 
2012-08-10 07:13:32 PM
Also, those photos are from 1979 and he's not wearing a ring in any of them.
 
2012-08-10 07:13:41 PM
WHAR IS HETROSEXUAL CERFIKUT???
 
2012-08-10 07:15:22 PM
The Old Man and the Birth Certificate.
A Farewell to Birth Certificates.
For Whom the Birth Certificate Tolls.
The Birth Certificate also Rises.
 
2012-08-10 07:16:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.


More like he got into college on the gay, foreign and black program.

Prove men don't get you all hard Barry S0d0myt0er0!
 
2012-08-10 07:17:27 PM
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2012-08-10 07:17:53 PM

Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"


How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?
 
2012-08-10 07:18:06 PM
Oh girlfriend please....
 
2012-08-10 07:18:54 PM
Never thought I would miss the birfers....
 
2012-08-10 07:19:18 PM
I knew Michelle was really Mike.
 
2012-08-10 07:19:23 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


Just like Clinton was the first Black President.
 
2012-08-10 07:21:00 PM
Jeez.....the lengths people will go to get outraged about something.


Is anyone checking their local penny pincher classifieds for anti Obama novenas to st jude?
 
2012-08-10 07:22:06 PM
Where's the girth certificate?
 
2012-08-10 07:23:35 PM
I wonder what Male Prostitute Specializing in Military Themed Pissplay, Jeff Gannon thinks about all this? I mean he's gay and spent several nights at the White House. I bet he has a valid opinion.
 
2012-08-10 07:24:48 PM
As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.
 
2012-08-10 07:25:53 PM
www.rightwingwatch.org

Looks a lot to me like

www.examiner.com
 
2012-08-10 07:27:13 PM
Mmmmmmm....Obama slash...

/now, who to slash him with
//Geithner?
///certainly not Biden
////Viggo Mortensen!
//It's late at night, the President is spending a few hours in the Oval Office reading some important upcoming legislation. Suddenly, there's a knock at one of the Rose Garden doors. Curious as to how someone managed to slip by the Secret Service, hoping Brazilian strippers aren't involved, Barack goes to open the door...
 
2012-08-10 07:28:35 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


No, because, while it may be false, it's not batshiat crazy to claim that Romney may have committed a felony while at Bain.

/in all fairness, I'm ok with "Obama committed a crime when he tried cocaine"
 
2012-08-10 07:29:07 PM
Anyone else smell the psychotic level of republican desperation in the air?
 
2012-08-10 07:29:48 PM

AliceBToklasLives: randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.

No, because, while it may be false, it's not batshiat crazy to claim that Romney may have committed a felony while at Bain.

/in all fairness, I'm ok with "Obama committed a crime when he tried cocaine"


And at least he's out of the closet about it.
 
2012-08-10 07:29:51 PM
Obama possibly married to a man, despite no evidence: OMG HE'S UNFIT FOR OFFICE!

Romney ran multiple corporations into the ground and pocketed their remains, and has taken great pains to dodge taxes on doing so, as documented in oodles of evidence (and likely evidence he won't show): THAT'S THE MAN I WANT RUNNING OUR GUBMINT!

/This is what Republicans actually believe.
 
2012-08-10 07:31:23 PM
The Repressed Right: more obsessed with gays and gay sex, than any LGBT person I've ever met.
 
2012-08-10 07:31:35 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


No, I haven't seen anyone claim this.

I believe he dodged paying taxes legally.

But of course, he still doesn't want people to know what he did or how.
 
2012-08-10 07:32:42 PM

Godscrack: [img15.imageshack.us image 521x561]

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.


Think of all these other accusations as a pressure release valve. If they didn't say this sh*t their dicks would explode off their bodies and their guts would shower forth in a mighty torrent of racism and bullsh*t.
 
2012-08-10 07:33:29 PM

tallguywithglasseson: They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


Eh, close enough.
 
2012-08-10 07:33:56 PM

tallguywithglasseson: The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


Alcoa protester believes Obama is an alien (QC Times, so you know it's real!)
 
2012-08-10 07:36:01 PM

blackminded: [marcus.jpg]

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Because he IS gay.

/A Birth Certificate in the Sun
 
2012-08-10 07:38:38 PM
To be fair, I am sure this guy pictured Obama having sex with men. A lot.
 
2012-08-10 07:39:15 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.


Damn you...whenever I think hard, I think of you, you magnificent SOB
 
2012-08-10 07:40:44 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Yes. All those imaginary people in your head are now ashamed. Because this is exactly like that.
 
2012-08-10 07:41:16 PM
Where's the Derp Certificate?
Where's the Real Derp Certificate?
 
2012-08-10 07:42:42 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


Um, preeeeeety sure that's a joke about wedding rings. May be running into Poe's law on that one, though.
 
2012-08-10 07:45:06 PM
Birth Certificate in the Rye
Harry Potter and the Half-blood Birth Certificate
Through the Looking Birth Certificate
Eats, Shoots, and Birth Certificates
Stephen King's I-birthcertifica-T
 
2012-08-10 07:45:30 PM
The Lion the Witch and the Birth Certificate
Prince Birth Certificate
The Voyage of the Dawn Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 07:46:57 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Hi Me! Alt2
 
2012-08-10 07:47:52 PM
What we really need is some hardcore presidential porn. That will put this rumor to rest.
 
2012-08-10 07:48:29 PM
Birth Certificate II: Electric Birthaloo
Birth Certificate III: This Time It's Birthonal
 
2012-08-10 07:49:39 PM

silvervial: Mmmmmmm....Obama slash...

/now, who to slash him with
//Geithner?
///certainly not Biden
////Viggo Mortensen!
//It's late at night, the President is spending a few hours in the Oval Office reading some important upcoming legislation. Suddenly, there's a knock at one of the Rose Garden doors. Curious as to how someone managed to slip by the Secret Service, hoping Brazilian strippers aren't involved, Barack goes to open the door...


So, Obama and Viggo on the White House stairs?

/It worked with Mario Bello
 
2012-08-10 07:50:00 PM
Birth of a Nation's Certificate
 
2012-08-10 07:54:25 PM
i wouldn't think any less of him if this were true.
 
2012-08-10 07:55:09 PM
Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.
 
2012-08-10 07:56:04 PM
Is the Obvious Tag busy blowing its' boyfriend?


Just look at Michelle. She's a man, baby.
 
2012-08-10 07:56:53 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


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Next?


That proves nothing. He's actually thinking, "Where did she get those shoes?"
 
2012-08-10 08:00:02 PM
The Holy Birth Certificate -- King James Version
 
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