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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 316
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2012-08-10 02:40:24 PM
that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.
 
2012-08-10 02:46:46 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2012-08-10 03:02:13 PM
it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


i105.photobucket.com

Next?
 
2012-08-10 03:16:03 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"
 
2012-08-10 03:20:22 PM
even if that were true, so?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-10 03:37:44 PM
Does anyone know if Scott Lively really went to Uganda to be regularly sodomized by rhinos? I can't find any evidence to the contrary.
 
2012-08-10 03:38:14 PM
Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.
 
2012-08-10 03:40:20 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.
 
2012-08-10 03:42:18 PM
They took it as far as they could. Then they loaded it with crazy and dynamite and set the whole thing off.

This issue is dead and they look worse each time they go any angle on any of it.
 
2012-08-10 03:44:21 PM
This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.
 
2012-08-10 03:45:10 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."


I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?
 
2012-08-10 03:51:16 PM
Wow. That video is super, super crazy.
 
2012-08-10 03:52:21 PM
He also appeared in the video for Tag Team's "Whoomp! There It Is" with his gay husband.
 
2012-08-10 03:56:11 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.
 
2012-08-10 04:00:30 PM

Lsherm: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.

What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.


They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.
 
2012-08-10 04:02:21 PM
Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.
 
2012-08-10 04:09:47 PM

djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.


Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.
 
2012-08-10 04:11:20 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

Do...do women know this?
 
2012-08-10 04:34:24 PM
No, because gays can't be married, remember?

So how are those tax return releases coming along, Mittens?
 
2012-08-10 04:47:57 PM

Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.


Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.
 
2012-08-10 04:48:59 PM
From the video (2:00-2:20) "He was wearing a wedding ring in 1971 or 1972"

Obama was gay married at age 11?
 
2012-08-10 04:49:21 PM
So they can tell by the pictures of you and your roommate at college.

/Be right back...
 
2012-08-10 04:52:07 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

To be honest, you'd be surprised how many married guys have gay sex on the side. Or maybe you wouldn't be surprised, but its common.
 
2012-08-10 04:55:36 PM
and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.
 
2012-08-10 04:58:38 PM

tallguywithglasseson: and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.


Let's not forget "Are You There God? Where's the Birth Certificate?", "Where the Real Birth Certificate Are?", and "Barry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Birth Certificate Forgery".
 
2012-08-10 05:01:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.


You know goddamn well none of these motherfarkers are tops. Stop it.
 
2012-08-10 05:01:51 PM
"I don't know if that's true or not..."

I'M JUST SAYIN'
 
2012-08-10 05:02:22 PM
Dial B for Birth Certificate

Tropic of Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:05:37 PM
www.speakinggump.com

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.
 
2012-08-10 05:06:42 PM
Republicans to disavow this kook in 3...2...1...0...-1...-2...-3...-4...-5...-6...-7...-8....
 
2012-08-10 05:07:28 PM
Jonathan Livingston Birth Certificate

To Birth Certificate a Mockingbird
 
2012-08-10 05:10:28 PM

hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.


You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.
 
2012-08-10 05:10:33 PM
The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.
 
2012-08-10 05:11:17 PM
The real birth certificates of Madison County
 
2012-08-10 05:12:02 PM
Where's the Realer Birth Certificate?
Where's the Other Realer Birth Certificate?
 
2012-08-10 05:13:05 PM
More like Fifty Shades of Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:13:10 PM
Mobirth Dicktificate
David Certifield
Shakespeare's MacBirth

and of course

Pride and Prejudice
 
2012-08-10 05:19:10 PM
Tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo and the birth certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:27:11 PM
Moby Birth Certificate
20,000 Leagues Under The Birth Certificate
Interview With A Birth Certificate
Abraham Lincoln, Birth Certificate Hunter
 
2012-08-10 05:27:14 PM

Coco LaFemme: hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.


You've heard of the Republican party, right? You're assuming they understand the concept of absurdity prevalent in the backbone of their premise.
 
2012-08-10 05:28:59 PM
Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.
 
2012-08-10 05:29:00 PM
A series of unfortunate birth certificates...

Now in a hardback 13 volume set!
 
2012-08-10 05:32:56 PM
Tuesdays With Birth Certificate
Marley and Birth Certificate
A Tale of Two Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates in the Time of Cholera
 
2012-08-10 05:35:18 PM
Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Messiah
Children of Birth Certificate
God Emperor of Birth Certificate
Heretics of Birth Certificate
Chapterhouse: Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:39:03 PM
Brokeback Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:46:05 PM
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:50:55 PM
You guys are a little behind on the news -

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 05:53:34 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


I suppose I should defer to your expertise in little behinds.
 
2012-08-10 05:58:48 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -


People are eating JELLYFISH???
 
2012-08-10 06:02:52 PM
The Kenyan, the Birth Certificate, and the Wardrobe
Where the Birth Certificate Grows
 
2012-08-10 06:05:38 PM
From the Mixed-Up Birth Certificates of Mrs. Barack H. Obama
The Birth Certificate Game
A Birth Certificate in Times Square
The Velveteen Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 06:24:24 PM
img15.imageshack.us

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.
 
2012-08-10 06:32:21 PM
Certificate 451
On the Birth Certificate of Nations
Certificate and Punish
 
2012-08-10 06:49:39 PM
You've got to love the usual YouTube comments derp. According to THE INTERNET, Reggie Love was photographed with a penis in his face, and both Obama and Emanuel were/are members of a prominent Chicago gay organization, yet nobody knows about it.
 
2012-08-10 07:10:04 PM
Corsi outed as a pedophile in 3...2...
 
2012-08-10 07:12:39 PM
The only people who would believe this ridiculous claim would never vote for Obama anyway. So who farking cares?
 
2012-08-10 07:13:21 PM

Lsherm: "His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."


In the gay community tied shoelaces mean "it won't be easy for you breeder ladies to get my pants off".
 
2012-08-10 07:13:32 PM
Also, those photos are from 1979 and he's not wearing a ring in any of them.
 
2012-08-10 07:13:41 PM
WHAR IS HETROSEXUAL CERFIKUT???
 
2012-08-10 07:15:22 PM
The Old Man and the Birth Certificate.
A Farewell to Birth Certificates.
For Whom the Birth Certificate Tolls.
The Birth Certificate also Rises.
 
2012-08-10 07:16:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.


More like he got into college on the gay, foreign and black program.

Prove men don't get you all hard Barry S0d0myt0er0!
 
2012-08-10 07:17:27 PM
Where
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2012-08-10 07:17:53 PM

Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"


How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?
 
2012-08-10 07:18:06 PM
Oh girlfriend please....
 
2012-08-10 07:18:54 PM
Never thought I would miss the birfers....
 
2012-08-10 07:19:18 PM
I knew Michelle was really Mike.
 
2012-08-10 07:19:23 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


Just like Clinton was the first Black President.
 
2012-08-10 07:21:00 PM
Jeez.....the lengths people will go to get outraged about something.


Is anyone checking their local penny pincher classifieds for anti Obama novenas to st jude?
 
2012-08-10 07:22:06 PM
Where's the girth certificate?
 
2012-08-10 07:23:35 PM
I wonder what Male Prostitute Specializing in Military Themed Pissplay, Jeff Gannon thinks about all this? I mean he's gay and spent several nights at the White House. I bet he has a valid opinion.
 
2012-08-10 07:24:48 PM
As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.
 
2012-08-10 07:25:53 PM
www.rightwingwatch.org

Looks a lot to me like

www.examiner.com
 
2012-08-10 07:27:13 PM
Mmmmmmm....Obama slash...

/now, who to slash him with
//Geithner?
///certainly not Biden
////Viggo Mortensen!
//It's late at night, the President is spending a few hours in the Oval Office reading some important upcoming legislation. Suddenly, there's a knock at one of the Rose Garden doors. Curious as to how someone managed to slip by the Secret Service, hoping Brazilian strippers aren't involved, Barack goes to open the door...
 
2012-08-10 07:28:35 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


No, because, while it may be false, it's not batshiat crazy to claim that Romney may have committed a felony while at Bain.

/in all fairness, I'm ok with "Obama committed a crime when he tried cocaine"
 
2012-08-10 07:29:07 PM
Anyone else smell the psychotic level of republican desperation in the air?
 
2012-08-10 07:29:48 PM

AliceBToklasLives: randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.

No, because, while it may be false, it's not batshiat crazy to claim that Romney may have committed a felony while at Bain.

/in all fairness, I'm ok with "Obama committed a crime when he tried cocaine"


And at least he's out of the closet about it.
 
2012-08-10 07:29:51 PM
Obama possibly married to a man, despite no evidence: OMG HE'S UNFIT FOR OFFICE!

Romney ran multiple corporations into the ground and pocketed their remains, and has taken great pains to dodge taxes on doing so, as documented in oodles of evidence (and likely evidence he won't show): THAT'S THE MAN I WANT RUNNING OUR GUBMINT!

/This is what Republicans actually believe.
 
2012-08-10 07:31:23 PM
The Repressed Right: more obsessed with gays and gay sex, than any LGBT person I've ever met.
 
2012-08-10 07:31:35 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


No, I haven't seen anyone claim this.

I believe he dodged paying taxes legally.

But of course, he still doesn't want people to know what he did or how.
 
2012-08-10 07:32:42 PM

Godscrack: [img15.imageshack.us image 521x561]

They still just can't bring themselves to say that one word.


Think of all these other accusations as a pressure release valve. If they didn't say this sh*t their dicks would explode off their bodies and their guts would shower forth in a mighty torrent of racism and bullsh*t.
 
2012-08-10 07:33:29 PM

tallguywithglasseson: They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


Eh, close enough.
 
2012-08-10 07:33:56 PM

tallguywithglasseson: The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


Alcoa protester believes Obama is an alien (QC Times, so you know it's real!)
 
2012-08-10 07:36:01 PM

blackminded: [marcus.jpg]

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Because he IS gay.

/A Birth Certificate in the Sun
 
2012-08-10 07:38:38 PM
To be fair, I am sure this guy pictured Obama having sex with men. A lot.
 
2012-08-10 07:39:15 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.


Damn you...whenever I think hard, I think of you, you magnificent SOB
 
2012-08-10 07:40:44 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Yes. All those imaginary people in your head are now ashamed. Because this is exactly like that.
 
2012-08-10 07:41:16 PM
Where's the Derp Certificate?
Where's the Real Derp Certificate?
 
2012-08-10 07:42:42 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


Um, preeeeeety sure that's a joke about wedding rings. May be running into Poe's law on that one, though.
 
2012-08-10 07:45:06 PM
Birth Certificate in the Rye
Harry Potter and the Half-blood Birth Certificate
Through the Looking Birth Certificate
Eats, Shoots, and Birth Certificates
Stephen King's I-birthcertifica-T
 
2012-08-10 07:45:30 PM
The Lion the Witch and the Birth Certificate
Prince Birth Certificate
The Voyage of the Dawn Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 07:46:57 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


Hi Me! Alt2
 
2012-08-10 07:47:52 PM
What we really need is some hardcore presidential porn. That will put this rumor to rest.
 
2012-08-10 07:48:29 PM
Birth Certificate II: Electric Birthaloo
Birth Certificate III: This Time It's Birthonal
 
2012-08-10 07:49:39 PM

silvervial: Mmmmmmm....Obama slash...

/now, who to slash him with
//Geithner?
///certainly not Biden
////Viggo Mortensen!
//It's late at night, the President is spending a few hours in the Oval Office reading some important upcoming legislation. Suddenly, there's a knock at one of the Rose Garden doors. Curious as to how someone managed to slip by the Secret Service, hoping Brazilian strippers aren't involved, Barack goes to open the door...


So, Obama and Viggo on the White House stairs?

/It worked with Mario Bello
 
2012-08-10 07:50:00 PM
Birth of a Nation's Certificate
 
2012-08-10 07:54:25 PM
i wouldn't think any less of him if this were true.
 
2012-08-10 07:55:09 PM
Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.
 
2012-08-10 07:56:04 PM
Is the Obvious Tag busy blowing its' boyfriend?


Just look at Michelle. She's a man, baby.
 
2012-08-10 07:56:53 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?


That proves nothing. He's actually thinking, "Where did she get those shoes?"
 
2012-08-10 08:00:02 PM
The Holy Birth Certificate -- King James Version
 
2012-08-10 08:00:22 PM
Given the timing and context, Obama was unlikely to have been married to a man.
 
2012-08-10 08:03:54 PM
i.imgur.com

Goodnight, you princes of Derp, you kings of Birth Certificate.


/You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
 
2012-08-10 08:04:24 PM
we get it.. hes black.
 
2012-08-10 08:05:10 PM

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


It's the perfectly manicured finger nails, facial skin freshly released from a mud mask and the eyes of a tiger. Rooooaaarrr big boy! Not to mention that sexy, wanna run my hands through it hair!
 
2012-08-10 08:07:24 PM

GAT_00: djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.

Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.


Snerk.
 
2012-08-10 08:08:26 PM
The Maltese Birth Certificate
The Dain Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Harvest
The Glass Birth Certificate
The Thin Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 08:12:10 PM
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion
 
2012-08-10 08:13:38 PM

Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.


EXACTLY. That means it's illegal to have a gay president, right?
 
2012-08-10 08:13:43 PM

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


Hate to defend the man, but this is who he reminds me of most:
runstop.de
 
2012-08-10 08:14:15 PM
A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude
 
2012-08-10 08:14:38 PM

FloydA: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate


Damnit
 
2012-08-10 08:17:33 PM
This can't be real. Is this satire? Deep cover democrat?
 
2012-08-10 08:18:50 PM
img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-10 08:20:10 PM
So? Romney was married to a male beagle. It's true, there's evidence. And as a Mormon, it was at the SAME TIME as his current wife.
 
2012-08-10 08:20:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [www.speakinggump.com image 635x337]

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.


Welcome to my Favorites list. Make yourself at home.
 
2012-08-10 08:22:28 PM
*sigh*

We can't even shoot these people with tranquilizers to stop the global embarrassment.


On a side note, not one red colored post here. Where are all the Fark Independents?
 
2012-08-10 08:22:47 PM

Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.


Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.
 
2012-08-10 08:23:55 PM
Welcome to Birth....certificate.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:08 PM
We get it, he's black. Just say it.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:13 PM

natazha: Lurking Fear: that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.

Even if Obama was gay, he'd be the second gay president.


At least.

Hell, the first Republican President was at LEAST bisexual, ffs.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:36 PM

vernonFL: Jonathan Livingston Birth Certificate

To Birth Certificate a Mockingbird


The Magnificent Seven Birth Certificates.
 
2012-08-10 08:33:17 PM
Hobo with a Birth Certificate.
 
2012-08-10 08:34:18 PM
By all means... Republicans, please continue. Don't let us interrupt you.
 
2012-08-10 08:36:30 PM
My Summer Reading List

57 States of Gray
Broke-Barack Mountain
Yes We Can (Get Married in New York State)
 
2012-08-10 08:39:21 PM

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


What happens when mass media spends decades developing the ability to mols psyches into ignorant consumer drones from childhood and then suddenly media no longer has a monopoly on the spread of mass info? Every problem this country faces is directly related to Big Media and their role as the PR Dept of Global Corporate Socialism - because no issue can be addressed in any reasonable way by a populace that is uninformed.
 
2012-08-10 08:40:14 PM
www.cosplayisland.co.uk
The Fifth Birther Element: Multipass
 
2012-08-10 08:41:09 PM

cc_rider: A Good Fake Birth Certificate is Hard to Find
The Birth Certificates and the Fury
Jerome Corsi is a Lonely Birth Certificate Hunter
Portrait of the President as a Young Kenyan Man
Profiles in Birth Certificates
A Game of Birth Certificates
100 Layers of Derpitude


A Tale of Ewww, Titties.
 
2012-08-10 08:41:32 PM
I just want to give a shout out to this current crop of GOPers for making me a Democrat. The sad thing is...I think that there's a conservative argument to be made on fiscal issues.

However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.

I know that I won't for vote Romney in November, but now, I feel the urge to give a big F-U to all Republicans...including local elections...just because I can't stand what the party represents.
 
2012-08-10 08:43:51 PM

IntertubeUser: However, between the conspiracy kooks, the anti-science-types, the climate change denialists, and the superstitious Theocrats, I can no longer call myself a Republican.



So, Global Corporate Socialism Lite for you then?
 
2012-08-10 08:46:19 PM
Star Trek: The Commotion Photoshop
Star Trek II: The Birth of Rom
Star Trek III: In Search of Birf Certfict
Star Trek IV: The Birth Certificate
Star Trek V: The Final Birth Certificate
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Gay Certificates Certifying Birthgays
 
2012-08-10 08:48:19 PM
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
 
2012-08-10 08:56:25 PM
Seven Birth Certificates for Seven Brothers
Birth Certificates Over Broadway
 
2012-08-10 08:57:14 PM
Seven Births for Seven Certificates
Oh! Certificutta!
Birthquus
 
2012-08-10 08:59:30 PM
The Birth Certificate Britannica
The Oxford English Birth Certificate
The Holy Birth Certificate
Birthanetics
 
2012-08-10 08:59:34 PM
Birth Certificates Can't Be Choosers
The Birth Certificate in the Closet
The Birth Certificate Who Liked to Quote Kipling
The Birth Certificate Who Studied Spinoza
The Birth Certificate Who Painted Like Mondrian
The Birth Certificate Who Traded Ted Williams
The Birth Certificate Who Thought He Was Bogart
The Birth Certificate in the Library
The Birth Certificate in the Rye
The Birth Certificate on the Prowl
 
2012-08-10 09:00:15 PM
I, Birth Certificate.
 
2012-08-10 09:01:49 PM
The Wrath of the Birth Certificate
The Search for the Birth Certificate
The Voyage Home to Kenya
The Final Birth Certificate
The Undiscovered Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:02:23 PM
Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

crooksandliars.com
 
2012-08-10 09:03:37 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?


Rahm's expression is priceless.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:26 PM
I have to wonder if Corsi is just trolling the Tea Party into paying his salary or if he really believes all this crap.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:29 PM

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

We don't want competent people in government. We need morons who can't figure out how to screw things up. We need those people in the private sector making screwups for the rest of us productive people to find new and inventing (thus profitable) ways to fix the screwup.
 
2012-08-10 09:06:16 PM
What Color Is Your Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:07:03 PM

Franco: Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

[crooksandliars.com image 369x284]


Why you gotta bring Johnny Gosch into this?
 
2012-08-10 09:07:12 PM
Their First Birth Certificate
Back in Training to Install a Kenyan Usurper
Birth Certificates on Patrol
Assignment: Kenya
Washington Under Siege by a Kenyan Usurper
Mission to Nairobi to Find the Real Nairobi
 
2012-08-10 09:07:50 PM

Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.


Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.
 
2012-08-10 09:08:12 PM
The Phantom Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate of the Clones
Revenge of the Birth Certificate
A New Birth Certificate
The Birth Certificate Strikes Back
Return of the Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:08:36 PM

qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.


That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.
 
2012-08-10 09:09:30 PM

Lochsteppe: qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.


Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well
 
2012-08-10 09:12:44 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.


these sleuths are NOT very sleuthy
 
2012-08-10 09:14:24 PM

qorkfiend: Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.

Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well


www.chicagomag.com

Not that far off.
 
2012-08-10 09:14:43 PM
so, the issue is...

why does Obama have to lie about THIS issue?

/is this now an issue?
 
2012-08-10 09:16:10 PM

blackminded: How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


I'm not saying he's gay. I'm not saying he looks gay. But lots of fat old white men who happen to be gay also happen to look like him.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:19 PM
well, he does ride a unicorn. Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:38 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


I've never heard of gay men attempting to warn straight women off of them, since it's not really an issue. Do they imagine that gays are constantly being attacked by straight women and it's something they'd prefer to avoid?

Or as I like to say "WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!"
 
2012-08-10 09:17:52 PM

qorkfiend: Lochsteppe: qorkfiend: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?

Rahm's expression is priceless.

That's (former) French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

/Unless you were being silly, in which case never mind.

Really? Even better.

/but I feel stupid as well


I only know that because of Fark.

/I only read it for the articles.
 
2012-08-10 09:18:27 PM
Birth Certificate of the Cool

/Apologies to Miles Davis
 
2012-08-10 09:19:49 PM
The GOP has lost its goddam mind.

/Up next: Obama is really a reverse daytime vampire.
 
2012-08-10 09:20:22 PM
Next Stop, Greenwich Birth Certificate
All You Need Is A Birth Certificate
Meat Birth Certificates
Where the Birth Certificates Roam
The Missing Birth Certificate
Birth Caddyshack
Striped Birth Certificates
Birth Certoosie
Ghost Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates Last Forever
The Birth Certificate's Edge
Little Shop of Birth Certificates
She's Having A Baby--In Kenya!
Ghost Birth Certificates II
Quick Birth Certificate
What About Bob's Birth Certificate?
Birth Certificate Day
Mad Dog and Birth Certificate
Coffee and Birth Certificates
The Lost Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:25:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: I've never heard of gay men attempting to warn straight women off of them, since it's not really an issue. Do they imagine that gays are constantly being attacked by straight women and it's something they'd prefer to avoid?


I worked with, and became friends with, a few gays. Was at a birthday party for one of them, with my ex-wife (then wife), who had begun to go crazy a few years before. 2 drinks and she would, literally, be shoving her tits in the face of any male around. Anyways, at this party, I see her in a knot of gay guys, flashing the high beams when one of them yells at her, "You're waving kryptonite at Spider Men biatch!"
 
2012-08-10 09:25:05 PM
Of Mice and Birth Certificates
The Birth Certificates of Wrath
The Short Reign of Oily Taintz: A "Certified" Fabrication
The Birf Certificts of our Discontent
 
2012-08-10 09:25:35 PM

HighOnCraic: Their First Birth Certificate
Back in Training to Install a Kenyan Usurper
Birth Certificates on Patrol
Assignment: Kenya
Washington Under Siege by a Kenyan Usurper
Mission to Nairobi to Find the Real Birth Certificate


D'oh!
 
2012-08-10 09:26:38 PM

Franco: Remember me? I was a real gay sex scandal that was buried by so called liberal media.

[crooksandliars.com image 369x284]


For some reason I always think he's furiously hufffing his ball fumes in that picture.
 
2012-08-10 09:26:55 PM

LordJiro: Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.


I take it you're not voting for the white guy. Racist.
 
2012-08-10 09:29:17 PM
The Birth Certificate Identity
The Birth Certificate Supremacy
The Birth Certificate Ultimatum
The Birth Certificate Legacy
 
2012-08-10 09:29:36 PM

HighOnCraic: Next Stop, Greenwich Birth Certificate
All You Need Is A Birth Certificate
Meat Birth Certificates
Where the Birth Certificates Roam
The Missing Birth Certificate
Birth Caddyshack
Striped Birth Certificates
Birth Certoosie
Ghost Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates Last Forever
The Birth Certificate's Edge
Little Shop of Birth Certificates
She's Having A Baby--In Kenya!
Ghost Birth Certificates II
Quick Birth Certificate
What About Bob's Birth Certificate?
Birth Certificate Day
Mad Dog and Birth Certificate
Coffee and Birth Certificates
The Lost Birth Certificate



The Birth Aquatic
Birth CertificateLand
 
2012-08-10 09:29:39 PM
Bourne Birth Certificate

Fahrenheit 451: The temperature at which Birth Certificates burn.

Birth Certificate's Web

Much Ado About Birth Certificate

The Birth Certificate at the End of This Book

The Birth Certificate Whisperer

Not Without My Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:31:33 PM
Where are all of the Fark Independents who are ready to defend this latest Obamagate?
 
2012-08-10 09:34:05 PM
The Birth Certificate Returns
The Birth Certificate Forever
The Birth Certificate and Robin
The Birth Certificate Begins
The Dark President
The Dark President Rises
 
2012-08-10 09:36:11 PM

SnarfVader: Brokeback Birth Certificate


WINNAR!!!!!

Hagbardr: The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
The Birthcerticarillion


CCCCCCCCCCCOMBO!
 
2012-08-10 09:36:34 PM
Whaaaaar the Wild Things Are
 
2012-08-10 09:36:55 PM

timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?


He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed. Don't you know how deep the rabbit hole goes?
 
2012-08-10 09:38:25 PM

Lochsteppe: Certificate 451
On the Birth Certificate of Nations
Certificate and Punish


Certificate
The Certificate Engineers
The Certificate Throne
Certificate's Children
Fate of Certificates
Lucifer's Certificate
Certificate in God's Eye
The Gripping Certificate
Certificate Wars
Fleet of Certificates
Juggler of Certificates
Destroyer of Certificates
Betrayer of Certificates
Tales of Known Certificates
The Certificate Voodoo Game
A World Out of Certificates

/too many
//Niven was a prolific writer
 
2012-08-10 09:39:24 PM

Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

We don't want competent people in government. We need morons who can't figure out how to screw things up. We need those people in the private sector making screwups for the rest of us productive people to find new and inventing (thus profitable) ways to fix the screwup.


Seriously, just stop. You're going to pull something.
 
2012-08-10 09:40:40 PM
The Birth Certificate's Guide to the Galaxy
The Birth Certificate at the End of the Universe
Life, the Birth Certificate, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Birth Certificates
Mostly Birth Certificates
And Another Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:42:59 PM
well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.
 
2012-08-10 09:43:53 PM
The Girl With The Dragon Birth Certificate
The Girl Who Kicked The Birth Certificate
The Girl Who Played With Birth Certificates
 
2012-08-10 09:44:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.


You sound tired
 
2012-08-10 09:45:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.


Thankfully, the Republiclowns will never stop farking all the chickens they can find.
 
2012-08-10 09:46:08 PM

Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.


Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.
 
2012-08-10 09:47:49 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.


t1.gstatic.com

10 lbs of Mexican bathtub cheese
 
2012-08-10 09:47:52 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired


You sound right handed.
 
2012-08-10 09:49:06 PM
Raiders of the Lost Birth Certificate
Barack Obama and the Birth Certificate of Doom
Barack Obama and the Last Birth Certificate
Barack Obama and the Kingdom of the Crystal Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 09:49:54 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.


You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?
 
2012-08-10 09:52:30 PM
What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.
 
2012-08-10 09:53:20 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.


This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.
 
2012-08-10 09:55:00 PM

Goetz: What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.


I was thinking a "sad" button would work, too.
 
2012-08-10 09:55:02 PM
10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson
 
2012-08-10 09:57:16 PM

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?


He's incapable of criticizing something if it means vicariously "exonerating" Obama. It goes against his programming.
 
2012-08-10 10:00:57 PM
If there was a type of anti-gay serum, i would go around and put the potion in a bunch of darts, and start going around shooting all the gays so they would be free of their desease. Not kill them, just rid them of their vile disrupted brains
 
2012-08-10 10:01:24 PM
Much Ado About Derping
A Birther's Complaint
The Comedy of Derpers
Barack of Kenyans
The Two Birf Certificts of Obama
Romeo and Birtherette
The Merry husbands of Fartbama
A Midsummer Night's Derp
 
2012-08-10 10:04:08 PM

tudorgurl: Goetz: What I want, what we all want....is a TARD button!
Drew, we need a TARD button, stat.

I was thinking a "sad" button would work, too.


Nope.
Tard or Jackass or Troll.
That's a nice pallet, pick one and let us vote.
 
2012-08-10 10:06:23 PM
"Pallete".
Satan stole my E.

/It's a sad story...OOOOntz OOOooontz OOOontz.
 
2012-08-10 10:08:15 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson


Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .
 
2012-08-10 10:15:02 PM
The Phantom Birth Certificate
Good Birth Certificates: The Derpy and Inaccurate Ramblings of Jerome Corsi, Nut
Horton Hears a Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 10:19:03 PM
The Bridges of Birth Certificate County.
 
2012-08-10 10:20:30 PM

HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .


Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate
 
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:24:49 PM
The Crying of Lot 49, Which Contains the Real Birth Certificate
B.
Gravity's Certificate
Certificateland
Below Which Lies the Real America
Against the Certificate
Certificated Vice
 
2012-08-10 10:26:45 PM

Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate


I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.
 
2012-08-10 10:30:22 PM

HighOnCraic: Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate

I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.


Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching derp of 3.
 
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:33:33 PM
"Bathetic Terrific" Indeed, the Romney campaign is terrifically bathetic.
The Rice Rift is Bathetic. She don't want!
From campaign pros, working with the bot tests Their Tactic Fiber!
 
2012-08-10 10:34:42 PM
Young Frankencertificate
History of the Birth Certificate Pt 1
Blazing Birth Certificates
Spacebirths
The Producers (of the Birth Certificates)
Silent Certificate
The Twelve Certificates
 
2012-08-10 10:35:44 PM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.
.


Think very hard.

Think hard and long.

Think deeply.

The thrust of the GOP campaign is that there should be deep penetration into the lower 48 states. We will probe the American bottomland and insert the most stiff Republican operatives. Oh sure, there might be a few nuts following the campaign, and there are always some assholes, so things might get a bit hairy, but we'll bend over backwards to show the people that we're in it for the long haul. The GOP offers a "big tent," and we will spread it wider until we can take all of the hard line voters.

We say to 0bama "drill here, drill now!" and we really mean it. We are desperate to take our country back, we want to take it- take all of it- it's a huge, throbbing nation of patriotism, and we feel it all inside of us. We've been getting the shaft, and we know that if Obama keeps pushing like this, forcing his socialism down our throats, we will all suffer the taint of his... Oh-OH-OHHHHHhhh.

Oh, sorry, I have to go wash up now.
 
2012-08-10 10:41:46 PM
Forge Hard
Forge Hard 2
Forge Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Forge Hard
And coming soon: A Good Day to Forge Hard
 
2012-08-10 10:45:28 PM
Did FOX News buy FARK? That is the only reason I can imagine the sponsored links have been getting as derpy as they have as of late. The only other possible reason would involve Drew being complicit in lower the level of public discourse in this country.
 
2012-08-10 10:50:19 PM

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.


...unless you're distressingly familiar with certain dominionist anti-LGBT hate groups that have also been pretty consistently anti-anyone-with-a-D-next-to-them-and-ESPECIALLY-the-"First-Ni*BONG*", that is; I'm actually rather surprised they didn't go with this EARLIER. :P

I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.

For those unfamiliar--Scott Lively is a rather infamous "Jesus Camper" dominionist who, in addition to the usual derp, is anti-LGBT to the point he is a literal Holocaust revisionist in the general mold of Holocaust-denialists like David Irving et al--only instead of claiming that either the Holocaust didn't exist or that it was all a plot by Teh j00s, he's basically replaced the usual "OMG TEH j00s!!!11one!" bugaboo used by the neo-Nazi sort of "Holocaust revisionists" with "OMEHGERD TEH HOMERSEXULZ!!!111one!".

And no, I am NOT exaggerating when I directly compare his writings to that of the Aryan Nations et al; he even wrote not only a book on his pet Holocaust-revisionist "theory" ("The Pink Swastika", which basically claims that not only were LGBT people NOT targeted by the Nazis but that the entire Nazi Party was basically a Big Gay Cabal out to kill all the Christians and Jews) but followed THAT up with a book ("The Poisoned Stream") that can be basically and almost literally summed up as "A knockoff of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion with every occurence of "Zionist" and "Jew" replaced with "Homosexual" and "Homosexualist" (a Lively-ism for...well...you know how racists refer to people tolerant of African-Americans as "ni*BONG*-lovers"...well...that's pretty much the equivalent in Lively-speak for anyone who doesn't think LGBT people should be publically lynched THEN burnt at the stake.

(One of the lulzier bits of the latter--his "Gay Illuminati" theory he posits in "The Poisoned Stream" literally attributes Wahhabist Islam to being a Big Gay Plot To Destroy Christianity--no matter that Wahhabist Islam may literally be the only existing religious or political movement on the planet that comes remotely close to the seething "KILL THE FARKERS" hatred that hardline Jesus Campers have for LGBT people who dare to be OUT about it. Literally the only two places you see the literal death penalty being proposed for Existing While Gay are countries with governments heavily influenced by Wahhabists...and countries with governments heavily influenced by Jesus Campers. And yes, Lively DID have a hand in the Ugandan "Kill The Gays" bill that keeps coming back like a bad case of herpes in the Ugandan parliament...)

Lively, of note, has the ignominity of being the person with the largest total of SPLC-listed hate groups associated with him (yes, even more than leaders of "white power" movements); no less than six groups he has been associated with are listed as hate groups by the SPLC, including the first group he was associated with--the American Family Association, where Lively was the "founding father" of the California state affiliate. The AFA to this day keeps very close association with Lively (even though he's founded five other orgs since, all of which are listed in no small part because of literal farking Holocaust revisionism and calls for genocide against LGBT people--yes, Uganda is pretty much designed as their model for what they want to do everywhere) and is, to this day, probably the major advertising and distribution wing for Lively's own very special and fabulous form of hate speech and incitement.

/unfortunately grew up in what amounted to the state headquarters of the AFA and remember early promotions of Lively's written excrement in their newsletters
//and many, if not most, of the state AFA heads are just as bad--Kentuckians might be familiar with a certain Frank Simon, and Bryan Fischer was in fact head of AFA-Idaho before he got promoted to its mouthpiece
///the only difference is that they aren't keeping the really nasty shiat in the state affiliates anymore, which is why the SPLC ended up listing them--after collecting evidence for five years because they knew how controversial it was going to be to call them out as hatemongers
////still don't know how I have SAN points left after growing up in that shiat; gamer friends and I joke ha-ha-only-serious that if real life was like Old World of Darkness I'd definitely have the "Twisted Upbringing" flaw
 
2012-08-10 10:50:36 PM
Forgedelic
Forge Your Birth Certificate, and Your Presidency Will Follow
Maggot Birth Certificate
America Eats Its Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Slop
Forging on the Verge of Getting It On
Let's Take It to the Birth Certificate
Tales of Kidd Forgedelic
Hardcore Socialism Jollies
One Nation Under A Gay, Kenyan Usurper
Uncle Barack Wants You to Socialism
The Electric Forging of War Babies
 
2012-08-10 10:50:54 PM
Truth is, Obama doesn't actually exist. He's a computer simulated hologram being controlled by Rick Scott.
 
2012-08-10 10:52:28 PM

HighOnCraic: Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate

I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.


Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?
 
2012-08-10 10:56:25 PM

cc_rider: HighOnCraic: Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
randombirthcertificatejsa
Mein Birth Certificate
Birth_Certificate_In_Anson

Abirthcert Tificate
MrBirthcertificatey
Birth Certificanis Noir
Skinnybirthcertificate
The Birth Certificate of St. Thomas
Envirobirth Certificate
Birth Certificate Gnome
Ewrecked Birth Certificate

/Wife-like forging detected. . .

Slab Birthcertificatehead
Birth McLargecertificate
Birth Hardcertificate
Birth Verdercertificate

I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.

Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?


Nah, I've been too busy traveling. . .
 
2012-08-10 10:56:25 PM
Barack's Adventures Through The Glory Hole
Yes We Kenyan
Barack Obama: Our First Pink President
The Guinness Book Of School Records
Everybody Poops Birth Certificates
Mein Geburtsurkunde
 
Ehh
2012-08-10 10:57:30 PM
Why are the Marx Brothers not alive to witness this?

A Night at the Derp
Certificate Feathers
Romney Soup
 
2012-08-10 10:57:39 PM
Les Birthérables
 
2012-08-10 10:59:34 PM

dervish16108: This can't be real. Is this satire? Deep cover democrat?


No, more like the commentary from...well...the dominionists' own anti-LGBT David Irving, which is to say, a rare example of distilled, raw, 190-proof Jesus Camper Derp of the likes very rarely seen outside of a Prosperity Gospel 40-Day Praise-A-Thon in the middle of October Campaign Season.

Which is to say, about as derpy as your USUAL Holocaust-revisionist idiots with the swastikas who are the very worst examples of the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant that I've seen :D
 
2012-08-10 11:04:27 PM
The Birthernator
Birthernator 2: Judgment Day
Birthernator 3: Rise of the Romney Machine

Birthernator: The Orly Taitz Chronicles
 
2012-08-10 11:06:17 PM
Aaaaaaaand because I LIKE this meme and need to do some banishing by laughter:

The Pride Of Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate's Venture
The Birth Certificates Strike Back
Birth Certificate's Homecoming
Birth Certificate's Legacy

/not obscure, because obscurity on Fark doesn't exist
//so I LIKE sci-fi :3
 
2012-08-10 11:09:42 PM

LordJiro: Smeggy Smurf: GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

We're making fun of Harry "pedo pete" Reid and his unfounded allegations. We're playing his game by his rules our way. It's also having the effect of making the entire political silly season a bit more bearable by reducing it to the dog and pony show that it is supposed to be.

Have you been asleep since '08? Republicans have been making CONSTANT unfounded allegations against the President. But Reid uses a page from their playbook and you 'tards act like it's something new? EABOD.


C'mon. Ried is a piker. His accusation was public, attributable, and can clearly be proven false. That's not the Republican Way.
 
2012-08-10 11:11:06 PM
Hospital Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Surgeon
Birth Certificate Operation
Ambulance Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate General
Star Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Emergency
The Genocidal Birth Certificate
The Galactic Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Diagnosis
Birth Certificate Changer
Double Birth Certificate

/this is surprisingly FUN with this series :D
//...so I still like sci-fi :3
///LET'S SEE ONE WITH KNOWN SPACE LOLZ
 
2012-08-10 11:12:42 PM

cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?


Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.
 
2012-08-10 11:13:00 PM
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
 
2012-08-10 11:14:05 PM

Great Porn Dragon: I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.


At the rate Bryan Fischer has been spewing out increasingly crazy (even for him) derp, it's only a matter of time.
 
2012-08-10 11:15:44 PM

machodonkeywrestler: Did FOX News buy FARK? That is the only reason I can imagine the sponsored links have been getting as derpy as they have as of late. The only other possible reason would involve Drew being complicit in lower the level of public discourse in this country.


Adelson shoveling a billion dollars into the conversation is like me on payday in the stripclub, whores need their payday too. It's the American Way!
 
2012-08-10 11:19:54 PM

Aarontology: even if that were true, so?


He's a gay Muslim Black Liberation Christian Atheist Communist Nazi ghetto snob Chicago gangster from Kenya.
 
2012-08-10 11:21:36 PM
Planescape: Birth Certificate

Baldur's Birth Certificate

Birth Certificatewind Dale
 
2012-08-10 11:22:12 PM

Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"


I just read through it, and kept going, then it slowly hit me. The rare "delayed 'funny'" rating.

Well played.
 
2012-08-10 11:22:40 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.


i105.photobucket.com
They're always after me fookin' arse!
 
2012-08-10 11:26:09 PM
Battlestar Birthcertificata
Double-Downton Abbey
The Winds of Wharrgarrbl
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Barack and Bruce
Alien 44
What Ever Happened to Baby Barry Soetero from Kenya?
The African Queen
 
2012-08-10 11:28:22 PM
Ooh I forgot one... Baracky Horror Picture Show
 
2012-08-10 11:34:38 PM
Untamed Derp
Like Birth Certificate for Chocolate
Birth Certificate and Prejudice
Nonsense and Insensibility
Birth Certificate of Green Gables
Birth Certificate of Avonlea
Are you derp, God? It's me, Birth Certificate


/for the ladies
 
2012-08-10 11:35:04 PM
This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.
 
2012-08-10 11:40:24 PM

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?


I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.
 
2012-08-10 11:42:04 PM

HighOnCraic: tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.

This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.


...and that is why I have you favorited as a smart person.
 
2012-08-10 11:46:27 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.


You're absolutely right. There is only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.
 
2012-08-10 11:47:33 PM

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.


Yawn.

Get new material.
 
2012-08-10 11:49:17 PM

FloydA: randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.
.

Think very hard.

Think hard and long.

Think deeply.

The thrust of the GOP campaign is that there should be deep penetration into the lower 48 states. We will probe the American bottomland and insert the most stiff Republican operatives. Oh sure, there might be a few nuts following the campaign, and there are always some assholes, so things might get a bit hairy, but we'll bend over backwards to show the people that we're in it for the long haul. The GOP offers a "big tent," and we will spread it wider until we can take all of the hard line voters.

We say to 0bama "drill here, drill now!" and we really mean it. We are desperate to take our country back, we want to take it- take all of it- it's a huge, throbbing nation of patriotism, and we feel it all inside of us. We've been getting the shaft, and we know that if Obama keeps pushing like this, forcing his socialism down our throats, we will all suffer the taint of his... Oh-OH-OHHHHHhhh.

Oh, sorry, I have to go wash up now.


Go wash up champ, you've earned it.
I have no snark, that was pure *BLAM ---> BRILLIANT*
I don't think there will be much response to that eruption.
Well, except the tards, but you know they're slow..er.
 
2012-08-10 11:51:34 PM
Tyler Perry's For Colored Birth Certificates who have Considered Birtherism when the Where's the Birth Certificate Rainbow is Enuf
 
2012-08-10 11:52:35 PM
full metal birth certificate. Friday the 13th pt 8: birth certificate takes Manhattan. fast times at birth certificate high. birth certificate: the hands of fate.
 
2012-08-10 11:53:39 PM

sirrerun: Tyler Perry's For Colored Birth Certificates who have Considered Birtherism when the Where's the Birth Certificate Rainbow is Enuf


What the fark is wrong with you? English. Do you speak it?
 
2012-08-10 11:54:58 PM

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.



The debt is owned by all of us, the profit, owned by but a few.

Global
Corporate
Socialism
 
2012-08-10 11:55:19 PM

Surool: Anyone else smell the psychotic level of republican desperation in the air?


The death throes of a dying party.
 
2012-08-10 11:59:17 PM
Is it wrong that this would make me tolerate the man better?
 
2012-08-10 11:59:42 PM
Don't encourage the crackpots, folks. Though it must be said that this conspiracy theorist has clearly not thought his approach through very well. I mean, that's intuitively obvious anyway, but even beyond what's blatantly clear, he's also going about the whole thing wrong.

Think about it. Obama is married to a woman, and he even has kids. If he is in fact gay, then the anti-gay crowd should be freaking applauding the way he has handled it. Or perhaps they could be touting him as a clear case of malleable sexuality; say that he was gay, but clearly got better. Can you even imagine how many people they could piss off with a troll-job like that?

But no. Instead the guy has to act like he's 12 years old. No wonder his books sell only to the morbidly curious: clearly he doesn't have a creative bone in his body.
 
2012-08-11 12:07:59 AM

FloydA: Captain_Ballbeard: cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.

[i105.photobucket.com image 400x400]
They're always after me fookin' arse!


Where no birth certificate has gone before!
 
2012-08-11 12:08:08 AM

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.

You're absolutely right. There is only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.


I know you are trolling, so whatever.

There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.

but you know that.
 
2012-08-11 12:12:26 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: I know you are trolling, so whatever.


railfanshop.com.au
 
2012-08-11 12:13:48 AM
The Hardy Boys and the Secret of the Birth Certificate
Nancy Drew and the Clue of the Birth Certificate
The Three Investigators and the Mystery of the Deadly Derp
The Bobbsey Twins Red White and Blue Mystery of the Secret Kenyan
Danny Dunn and Obama's Time Machine
 
2012-08-11 12:16:41 AM
A Birth Certificate General from Big Sur
Trout Fishing in Birth Certificate
In Birth Certificate Sugar
Birth Certificate: An Historical Romance
The Hawkline Monster: A Gothic Birth Certificate
Willard and HIs Birth Certificate: A Perverse Mystery
Sombrero Birth Certificate: A Japanese Novel
Dreaming of Birth Certificate: A Private Eye Novel 1942
The Tokyo-Montana Birth Certificate
So The Birth Certificate Won't Blow It All Away
An Unfortunate Birth Certificate: A Journey
The Edna Webster Collection of Unpublished Birth Certificates

A Confederacy of Birth Certificates
Infinite Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-11 12:16:55 AM
Public Enemy: Fear of a Black Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-11 12:17:24 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: I know you are trolling, so whatever.

[railfanshop.com.au image 850x592]


yes, it is pointless to post something from train hobby publications given the owner/investor of that publishing group.

ironic, isn't it. or did you mean to be ironic?
 
2012-08-11 12:22:21 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.


"A new survey from Public Policy Polling shows that a majority of likely Republican presidential primary voters are "birthers" -- they believe that President Obama was born in another country. According to PPP's survey, 51 percent of likely 2012 GOP primary voters believe that President Obama was born in another country (which would make him ineligible for the presidency). Another 21 percent say they are "not sure" if the president was born in the United States. A mere 28 percent of the GOP primary electorate responded, correctly, that the president is a natural-born American citizen."
 
2012-08-11 12:22:48 AM

rynthetyn: The Hardy Boys and the Secret of the Birth Certificate
Nancy Drew and the Clue of the Birth Certificate
The Three Investigators and the Mystery of the Deadly Derp
The Bobbsey Twins Red White and Blue Mystery of the Secret Kenyan
Danny Dunn and Obama's Time Machine



1. The Birth Certificate Treasure
2. The Birth Certificate on the Cliff
3. The Secret of the Old Birth Certificate
4. The Missing Birth Certificate
5. Hunting for Birth Certificate
6. The Birth Certificate Mystery
7. The Secret of the Birth Certificate
8. The Mystery of Birth Certificate
9. The Great Birth Certificate Mystery
10. What Happened at Birth Certificate
11. While the Birth Certificate Ticked
12. Footprints under the Birth Certificate
13. The Birth Certificate on the Door
14. The Hidden Birth Certificate Mystery
15. The Sinister Birth Certificate
16. A Birth Certificate in Hiding
17. The Secret Birth Certificate
18. The Twisted ClawBirth Certificate
19. The Disappearing Birth Certificate
20. Mystery of the Flying Birth Certificate
21. The Clue of the Broken Birth Certificate
22. The Flickering Birth Certificate Mystery
23. The Melted Birth Certificate
24. The Short-Wave Birth Certificate
25. The Birth Certificate (DEATH) Panel
26. The Birth Certificate Freighter
27. The Secret of Skull Birth Certificate Mountain
28. The Sign of the Crooked Birth Certificate
29. The Secret of the Lost Birth Certificate
30. The Wailing Birth Certificate Mystery
31. The Secret of Wildcat Birth Certificate
32. The Crisscross Birth Certificate
33. The Yellow Feather Birth Certificate
34. The Hooded Hawk Birth Certificate
35. The Birth Certificate in the Embers
36. The Birth Certificate of Pirates' Hill
37. The Ghost at Birth Certificate Rock
38. The Mystery at Devil's Birth Certificate
39. The Mystery of the Chinese Birth Certificate
40. Mystery of the Desert Birth Certificate
41. The Clue of the Screeching Birth Certificate
42. The Birth Certificate Symbol Mystery
43. The Mystery of the Birth Certificate Warrior
44. The Haunted Birth Certificate
45. The Mystery of the Spiral Birth Certificate
46. The Secret Birth Certificate on Flight 101
47. Mystery of the Birth Certificate Tattoo
48. The Arctic Birth Certificate Mystery
49. The Bombay Birth Certificate Boomerang
50. Danger on Birth Certificate Trail
51. The Masked Birth Certificate
52. The Shattered Birth Certificate
53. The Clue of the Hissing Birth Certificate
54. The Mysterious Birth Certificate
55. The Witchmaster's Birth Certificate
56. The Jungle Birth Certificate
57. The Birth Certificate Rocket
58. The Sting of the Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-11 12:25:12 AM

Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates


JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE FTW!

/best English language book, EVAR!!!

/Bih Chief tablets FTW!!!
 
2012-08-11 12:30:07 AM

Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates


FWIW, I collect works written by suicides. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.
 
2012-08-11 12:30:44 AM

The Why Not Guy: tenpoundsofcheese: There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.

"A new survey from Public Policy Polling shows that a majority of likely Republican presidential primary voters are "birthers" -- they believe that President Obama was born in another country. According to PPP's survey, 51 percent of likely 2012 GOP primary voters believe that President Obama was born in another country (which would make him ineligible for the presidency). Another 21 percent say they are "not sure" if the president was born in the United States. A mere 28 percent of the GOP primary electorate responded, correctly, that the president is a natural-born American citizen."


a PPP poll? really?

Here is washington post/ABC poll

Republicans: 14%
Democrats: 7%
Independents: 12%

btw, there was a bigger percentage drop after the release of his birth cert among Republicans than Democrats.

Those democrats are a stubborn lot.
 
2012-08-11 12:37:33 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.

You're absolutely right. There is only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.

I know you are trolling, so whatever.

There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.

but you know that.


Yes. I am the one who is trolling. This reminds me of the time R-money accused the President of being out of touch with people.
 
2012-08-11 12:38:08 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: The Why Not Birth Certificate Guy: tenpoundsofcheese: There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther Birth Certificate nonsense, but that does not mean that all Birth Certificate right-wingers are Birth Certificate birthers.

"A new Birth Certificate survey from Public Birth Certificate Policy Polling shows that a majority of likely Republican presidential primary Birth Certificate voters are Birth Certificate "birthers" -- they believe that President Birth Certificate Obama was born in another Birth Certificate country. According to PPP's Birth Certificate survey, 51 percent of likely 2012 Birth Certificate GOP primary voters believe that President Birth Certificate Obama was born in another Birth Certificate country (which would make him ineligible for the Birth Certificate presidency). Another 21 percent say they are "not sure" if the president was Birth Certificate born in the United States. A mere 28 percent of the GOP primary Birth Certificate electorate responded, correctly, that the president is a natural-born American Birth Certificate citizen."

a PPP Birth Certificate poll? really?

Here is washington post/ABC/Birth Certificate poll

Birth Certificate Republicans: 14%
Birth Certificate Democrats: 7%
Birth Certificate Independents: 12%

b Birth Certificate t Birth Certificate w Birth Certificate, there was a bigger percentage Birth Certificate drop after the release of his birth cert Birth Certificate among Birth Certificate Republicans than Birth Certificate Democrats.

Those Birth Certificate democrats are a stubborn Birth Certificate lot.

 
2012-08-11 12:39:21 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates

FWIW, I collect works written by suicides. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.


If you like authors that have suicided, then check out Richard Brautigan, the author of the first series of books in the post. His suicide was notorious. Hell, I didn't think of it at the time, but all three authors in that post were suicides.

Love your lists of BC/books. Keep up the good work.
 
2012-08-11 12:44:35 AM

gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.

You're absolutely right. There is only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.

I know you are trolling, so whatever.

There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.

but you know that.

Yes. I am the one who is trolling.
Thanks for your honesty. It doesn't make your trolling acceptable, but still at least you admit it.

This reminds me of the time R-money accused the President of being out of touch with people.
I don't think Romney was trolling when he said it, I believe that he was pointing out where 0bama was out of touch (the private segment is doing fine, sometimes I forget about the magnitude of the recession, you didn't build that, etc.

 
2012-08-11 12:45:37 AM

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.


Anyone using "ya'll" is automatically disqualified from talking about mental disorders.

/y'all need to STFU and learn you some more proper southern-drawl English.
 
2012-08-11 12:46:08 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delusional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.

You're absolutely right. There is only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.

I know you are trolling, so whatever.

There is more than one right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.

but you know that.

Yes. I am the one who is trolling.
Thanks for your honesty. It doesn't make your trolling acceptable, but still at least you admit it.

This reminds me of the time R-money accused the President of being out of touch with people.
I don't think Romney was trolling when he said it, I believe that he was pointing out where 0bama was out of touch (the private segment is doing fine, sometimes I forget about the magnitude of the recession, you didn't build that, etc.


No, I meant that R-money tries to label other people with faults that apply to him in a vain hope that others are dumb enough to believe him.
 
2012-08-11 12:47:07 AM

Wrongo: Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates

FWIW, I collect works written by suicides. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.

If you like authors that have suicided, then check out Richard Brautigan, the author of the first series of books in the post. His suicide was notorious. Hell, I didn't think of it at the time, but all three authors in that post were suicides.

Love your lists of BC/books. Keep up the good work.



Trout Fishing scares the shiat outta me, almost as much as this:
timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-11 12:50:29 AM

Wrongo: Hell, I didn't think of it at the time, but all three authors in that post were suicides.



There is something about the writing of somebody who is coming to realize/has realized that their personal bullshiat begins and ends with themselves.
 
2012-08-11 12:59:30 AM

friday13: tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.

Anyone using "ya'll" is automatically disqualified from talking about mental disorders.

/y'all need to STFU and learn you some more proper southern-drawl English.


Oh, come on. That's the least of your worries where that one is concerned. You're looking at a house on fire and complaining about the unraked leaves on the lawn.
 
2012-08-11 01:01:18 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo:

Trout Fishing scares the shiat outta me, almost as much as this:
[timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com image 240x375]


A Painted Birth Certificate scared the crap out of me when I first read it.

Being Birth Certificate
The Devil Birth Certificate
 
Ehh
2012-08-11 01:10:03 AM

Wrongo: A Birth Certificate General from Big Sur
Trout Fishing in Birth Certificate
In Birth Certificate Sugar
Birth Certificate: An Historical Romance
The Hawkline Monster: A Gothic Birth Certificate
Willard and HIs Birth Certificate: A Perverse Mystery
Sombrero Birth Certificate: A Japanese Novel
Dreaming of Birth Certificate: A Private Eye Novel 1942
The Tokyo-Montana Birth Certificate
So The Birth Certificate Won't Blow It All Away
An Unfortunate Birth Certificate: A Journey
The Edna Webster Collection of Unpublished Birth Certificates

A Confederacy of Birth Certificates
Infinite Birth Certificate


Favorite.
 
2012-08-11 01:10:56 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: Captain_Ballbeard: tenpoundsofcheese: well, at least it wasn't Boehner claiming he got a call from someone who told him this rumor.

You sound tired

You sound right
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr handed.

You sound unwilling to admit how farking stupid the right-wing sounds. What do you think about the silly conclusions of this delus
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrional author?

I think that the silly conclusions of this delusional author are silly.

I also think that one delusional person does not represent the entire right-wing, or the entire left-wing for that matter.

You're absolutely right. There
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrris only one right-winger who still persists in the birther nonsense.

I know you are trolling, so
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr wha
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrtever.

There is more than
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrone right winger who persists in the birther nonsense, but that does not mean that all right-wingers are birthers.
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr

but you know that.

Yes. I am the one who is trolling.
Thanks for your ho
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrnesty. It doesn't make your
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr trolling acceptable, but still at least you admit it.

This reminds me of the time R-money accused the President of being out of touch with people.
I don't think Romney was tr
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrolling when he said it, I believe that he was pointing out where 0bama was out of touch (the private segment is doing fine,
wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrr sometimes I forget about the magnitud
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wharrrr berf certifikit wharrrrt, etc.

 
2012-08-11 01:22:12 AM

Wrongo: Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo:

Trout Fishing scares the shiat outta me, almost as much as this:
[timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com image 240x375]

A Painted Birth Certificate scared the crap out of me when I first read it.

Being Birth Certificate
The Devil Birth Certificate


The Birth Certificate of 69th Street

/belongs on every toilet tank from Texas to Timbuktu
 
2012-08-11 01:24:53 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: Wrongo: A Confederacy of Birth Certificates

FWIW, I collect works written by suicides
. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.


Don't forget to pick up a copy of the Romney campaign's playbook
 
2012-08-11 01:25:51 AM

HighOnCraic: tenpoundsofcheese: Mad_Radhu: timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?

He used his time machine to travel forwards to a point in time where it was legal and had the ceremony performed.

Yeah, that perfectly describes 0bama. If he had a time machine he would use it for something to help himself instead of the country. It is always about him.

This is why I have you favorited as a parody of a troll.


He can't even take something funny and innocuous without plastering his hatred for Obama on it. Plus there's that cute little zero again, a perfect symbol of his mentality. "Heh heh heh I'll spell Obama's name with a zero! Aren't I the clever one?"
 
2012-08-11 01:26:58 AM
Schrödinger's Birth Certificate
All the President's Birth Certificates
Even Cowgirls Get Birth Certificates
 
2012-08-11 01:27:25 AM
Jeez, he would be a shoe-in, in Canada. This shiat is getting stupid.
 
2012-08-11 01:35:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: tallguywithglasseson: and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.

Let's not forget "Are You There God? Where's the Birth Certificate?", "Where the Real Birth Certificate Are?", and "Barry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Birth Certificate Forgery".


I really needed a laugh right now. Thanks
 
2012-08-11 01:40:01 AM
Bullshiat.

Obama is not a member of the GNAA.
 
2012-08-11 02:50:59 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-11 03:17:46 AM

Captain_Ballbeard: FWIW, I collect works written by suicides. A Confederacy Of Dunces just oozes with 100x the angst in any others, Sylvia being the Queen and John Kennedy the King.


I have some information you may be interested in hearing, then, regarding David Foster Wallace.
 
2012-08-11 04:59:51 AM

tallguywithglasseson: The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.


I can just see this popping up next month:

"FOX NEWS ANNOUNCES THAT OBAMA IS REALLY A LIZARD ALIEN FROM 'V'!"
 
2012-08-11 05:09:56 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.


Don't forget the spin-offs:

"Birth Certificate: An Ewok Adventure" and "Ewoks: The Battle for Birth Certificate"
 
2012-08-11 05:14:26 AM

friday13: tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.

Anyone using "ya'll" is automatically disqualified from talking about mental disorders.

/y'all need to STFU and learn you some more proper southern-drawl English.


Kin Ah git an Amen, bruthah!
 
2012-08-11 05:17:50 AM

tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.


You sound birth certificate.
 
2012-08-11 05:37:21 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Philip Francis Queeg: Episode 1 - The Phantom Birth Certificate
Episode 2 - Attack of the Birth Certificates
Episode 3 - Revenge of the Birth Certificates
Episode 4 - A New Birth Certificate
Episode 5- The Birth Certificates Fight Back
Episode 6 - Return of the Birth Certificates.

Don't forget the spin-offs:

"Birth Certificate: An Ewok Adventure" and "Ewoks: The Battle for Birth Certificate"


The Birth Certificate Christmas Special?
 
2012-08-11 06:34:45 AM
Now if Obama had had any gay encounters, you know we'd have heard about it by now, and nobody would be at all surprised. He is HOT.

OTOH, it may merely be that Michelle killed Barry's gay lovers, because she wanted to keep him all to herself, and Obama is A-OK with that.
 
2012-08-11 07:16:27 AM
His present wife does look like a man.
 
2012-08-11 07:24:00 AM

Aye Carumba: His present wife does look like a man.


StudLimbaugh69? Is that you?
 
2012-08-11 07:28:25 AM

Aye Carumba: His present wife does look like a man.


I wouldn't crawl over her to get to you.
 
2012-08-11 08:33:32 AM
This is just a way for the closet cases in the GOP to convince themselves that they'd have a shot with him.
 
2012-08-11 08:49:50 AM

tony41454: He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country.


Why?
 
2012-08-11 10:05:34 AM
Birth Certificate Simple
Miller's Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Fink
The Birth Certificate Proxy
Forge-o
No Country for Old Birth Certificates
 
2012-08-11 10:32:36 AM
It Takes a Kenyan Village to Raise a Usurper

The Audacity of Getting Elected President of a Nation in which I Am Ineligible to Govern

Dreams of My Father, Who, In Case You Didn't Know, Was A British/Kenyan Muslim, And Therefore Passed On His British/Kenyan Muslimness To Me, Making Me Ineligible For The Presidency
 
2012-08-11 10:45:20 AM

vrax: tony41454: He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country.

Why?


Because soshalizms!
 
2012-08-11 11:33:41 AM

DrBenway: friday13: tony41454: This so-called "president" has racked up more debt in one term than ALL previous presidents combined. He is not even trying to "fix" the economy. He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country. And you baloney-heads STILL shill for him? It's beyond reason. Truly, liberalism is a mental disorder, cause ya'll have proven it.

Anyone using "ya'll" is automatically disqualified from talking about mental disorders.

/y'all need to STFU and learn you some more proper southern-drawl English.

Oh, come on. That's the least of your worries where that one is concerned. You're looking at a house on fire and complaining about the unraked leaves on the lawn.


I know. Sometimes you just gotta watch it burn. And maybe help it burn.
 
2012-08-11 12:16:48 PM

friday13: I know. Sometimes you just gotta watch it burn. And maybe help it burn.


Especially if the roof is on fire. You don't need no water then.
 
2012-08-11 12:44:21 PM
No, he was married to an imam.
 
2012-08-11 12:53:01 PM

Wyalt Derp: No, he was married to an imam.


You're thinking of David Bowie.
 
2012-08-11 01:09:23 PM

HighOnCraic: Birth Certificate Simple
Miller's Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Fink
The Birth Certificate Proxy
Forge-o
No Country for Old Birth Certificates


michaelcassara.net

"Dump Truck, Ni**er Stain, I Smell Ni**er, and Ni*er Book."
 
2012-08-11 01:38:00 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


It says so in his birth certificate.
 
2012-08-11 02:01:00 PM

timujin: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?


I'm pretty sure it's illegal to get married at that age, even in the 70s o.O
 
2012-08-11 02:43:15 PM

blackminded:
How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


It's the skin care. No fat straight man of that age gives a shiat about what his skin looks like. Gay men of that age, on the other hand, know damn well they better do the most with what they have.

/some of them, anyway
//some give no shiats
 
2012-08-11 03:09:49 PM
Romney is a Mormon and you expect us to believe that he only has one wife?

Shaa, right.
 
2012-08-11 04:20:07 PM
Going through the jump gate to Mars made him gay.
 
2012-08-11 05:55:34 PM

Lando Lincoln: Romney is a Mormon and you expect us to believe that he only has one wife?

Shaa, right.

The Web site for the BVI Financial Services Commission ("vigilance, integrity, accountability") directs firms hoping to register via Box 438 to contact managing director Mrs. Linda Romney-Leue, a registered financial agent on the island. Another agent in her office insists Mrs. Romney-Leue is no relation to Mitt-"Linda is born and bred here. Romney is a very well-known name on the island."


Vanity Fair, August 2012
 
2012-08-11 05:57:37 PM
Also:

Yuck
 
2012-08-11 07:18:37 PM
Who cares if he is gay? We need some festiveness/showtunes in the White House.
 
2012-08-11 08:21:43 PM
If you give a mouse a birth certificate
goodnight goodnight birth certificate site
Hop on birth certificate
the birth certificate in a hat
Green birth certificates and ham
The very hungry birth certificate
everybody birth certificates
Birth certificates for sal
 
2012-08-11 10:55:24 PM

HighOnCraic: Dreams of My Father, Who, In Case You Didn't Know, Was A British/Kenyan Muslim, And Therefore Passed On His British/Kenyan Muslimness To Me, Making Me Ineligible For The Presidency


I'm going to unleash a bigger storm of derp on you. I live in Ohio, a friend of mine received a copy of This DVD in the mail. It claims Obama's father isn't even his real father, it claims Obama's real father is Frank Marshall Davis.
 
2012-08-12 12:20:39 AM

vrax: tony41454: He WANTS the US to fail, to become a third world country.

Why?


You see, Fartbongo is a secret Muslim terrorist - he gave the order to have Bin Laden shot in the face and is working to give gays equal rights, because Muslim terrorists hate Bin Laden and love gay people! It all makes sense, I swear!
 
2012-08-12 01:57:17 AM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


You just described poster #4 in this thread, Sgt Otter - That boy is definitely obsessed with the topic!

/self hate is so sad...
 
2012-08-12 02:47:36 AM
If all of the crackpot theories about Obama were true, then he would be the most awesome person ever. Like the Buckaroo Banzai of Presidents.
 
2012-08-12 03:54:33 AM
i.imgur.com

/The Empowered Birth Certificate.
//Sequel to The Forgotten Birth Certificate.
 
2012-08-12 06:59:48 AM

FloydA: Mobirth Dicktificate
David Certifield
Shakespeare's MacBirth

and of course

Pride and Prejudice


I prefer the Pokemon version, "Primeape and Prejudice". Along with other wonderful classics like:

The Great Gastly
The Catcher in the Raichu
The Lord of the Ursarings
Driving Miss Dialga
The Old Man and the Seadra
Everybody Loves Rayquaza
Leave It To Bidoof
Deep Blue Seaking
The Rhyme of the Ancient Marowak
To Kill A Delibird
Saving Private Rhydon
Lethal Wooper
An Officer and a Gyarados
Field of Drowzees
Staryu Trek
The Kingler and I
Enter the Dragonite
Mein Kabuto
A Tale of Two Skitties
Naked Munchlax
 
2012-08-12 10:23:22 AM
More on Linda Romney-Leue

She's apparently the only person on the internet who has never been photographed. Also, remember that the assurance that Ms. Romney-Leue is "no relation" to Mitt Romney is coming from the place that holds Romney's (and many others') shadiest most secret money and that their reasoning for there being no relation is that "Romney is a very popular name on the island."

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
 
2012-08-12 03:50:21 PM
Dial B for Birth Certificate
The 39 Birth Certificates
Look back at the Birth Cerificate
The Usual Birth Certificate
The Birth Certificates on the Rue Morgue
 
2012-08-12 09:10:26 PM

Evilsmurf: HighOnCraic: Dreams of My Father, Who, In Case You Didn't Know, Was A British/Kenyan Muslim, And Therefore Passed On His British/Kenyan Muslimness To Me, Making Me Ineligible For The Presidency

I'm going to unleash a bigger storm of derp on you. I live in Ohio, a friend of mine received a copy of This DVD in the mail. It claims Obama's father isn't even his real father, it claims Obama's real father is Frank Marshall Davis.


For every drop of fake derp created for the lulz, there are buckets of real derp being carried around.

/There's also the rumor that his real father was Jimi Hendrix. They don't seem to realize that their new conspiracy theories contradict and invalidate their other conspiracy theories. . .
 
2012-08-13 12:30:06 AM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[i105.photobucket.com image 610x521]

Next?


They'll say he was just admiring her dress or shoes.
 
2012-08-13 12:32:18 AM

Aarontology: even if that were true, so?


Think of it from the point of view of an ignorant, bible thumping conservative extremist.
 
2012-08-13 12:39:22 AM

exick: FirstNationalBastard: They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.

You know goddamn well none of these motherfarkers are tops. Stop it.


In that case wouldn't it be fatherfarkers?
 
2012-08-13 12:44:34 AM

blackminded: Sgt Otter: FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


[feinbergfestivus.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"

How does he manage to just...LOOK gay?


He looks like Liberace's gay uncle.
 
2012-08-13 12:47:42 AM

randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.

This is how stupid you sound to normal people when you like to insane articles claiming Romney is some type of felon.


I don't recall anyone linking to such an article. Can you provide an example?

Plenty of people have said he is an amoral sociopath but I don't remember anyone saying that he operates outside the law.
 
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