randomjsa: As you read this headline think hard.
.

Think very hard.

Think hard and long.

Think deeply.

The thrust of the GOP campaign is that there should be deep penetration into the lower 48 states. We will probe the American bottomland and insert the most stiff Republican operatives. Oh sure, there might be a few nuts following the campaign, and there are always some assholes, so things might get a bit hairy, but we'll bend over backwards to show the people that we're in it for the long haul. The GOP offers a "big tent," and we will spread it wider until we can take all of the hard line voters.

We say to 0bama "drill here, drill now!" and we really mean it. We are desperate to take our country back, we want to take it- take all of it- it's a huge, throbbing nation of patriotism, and we feel it all inside of us. We've been getting the shaft, and we know that if Obama keeps pushing like this, forcing his socialism down our throats, we will all suffer the taint of his... Oh-OH-OHHHHHhhh.

Oh, sorry, I have to go wash up now.

Did FOX News buy FARK? That is the only reason I can imagine the sponsored links have been getting as derpy as they have as of late. The only other possible reason would involve Drew being complicit in lower the level of public discourse in this country.

GAT_00: This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

...unless you're distressingly familiar with certain dominionist anti-LGBT hate groups that have also been pretty consistently anti-anyone-with-a-D-next-to-them-and-ESPECIALLY-the-"First-Ni*BONG*", that is; I'm actually rather surprised they didn't go with this EARLIER. :P

I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.

For those unfamiliar--Scott Lively is a rather infamous "Jesus Camper" dominionist who, in addition to the usual derp, is anti-LGBT to the point he is a literal Holocaust revisionist in the general mold of Holocaust-denialists like David Irving et al--only instead of claiming that either the Holocaust didn't exist or that it was all a plot by Teh j00s, he's basically replaced the usual "OMG TEH j00s!!!11one!" bugaboo used by the neo-Nazi sort of "Holocaust revisionists" with "OMEHGERD TEH HOMERSEXULZ!!!111one!".

And no, I am NOT exaggerating when I directly compare his writings to that of the Aryan Nations et al; he even wrote not only a book on his pet Holocaust-revisionist "theory" ("The Pink Swastika", which basically claims that not only were LGBT people NOT targeted by the Nazis but that the entire Nazi Party was basically a Big Gay Cabal out to kill all the Christians and Jews) but followed THAT up with a book ("The Poisoned Stream") that can be basically and almost literally summed up as "A knockoff of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion with every occurence of "Zionist" and "Jew" replaced with "Homosexual" and "Homosexualist" (a Lively-ism for...well...you know how racists refer to people tolerant of African-Americans as "ni*BONG*-lovers"...well...that's pretty much the equivalent in Lively-speak for anyone who doesn't think LGBT people should be publically lynched THEN burnt at the stake.

(One of the lulzier bits of the latter--his "Gay Illuminati" theory he posits in "The Poisoned Stream" literally attributes Wahhabist Islam to being a Big Gay Plot To Destroy Christianity--no matter that Wahhabist Islam may literally be the only existing religious or political movement on the planet that comes remotely close to the seething "KILL THE FARKERS" hatred that hardline Jesus Campers have for LGBT people who dare to be OUT about it. Literally the only two places you see the literal death penalty being proposed for Existing While Gay are countries with governments heavily influenced by Wahhabists...and countries with governments heavily influenced by Jesus Campers. And yes, Lively DID have a hand in the Ugandan "Kill The Gays" bill that keeps coming back like a bad case of herpes in the Ugandan parliament...)

Lively, of note, has the ignominity of being the person with the largest total of SPLC-listed hate groups associated with him (yes, even more than leaders of "white power" movements); no less than six groups he has been associated with are listed as hate groups by the SPLC, including the first group he was associated with--the American Family Association, where Lively was the "founding father" of the California state affiliate. The AFA to this day keeps very close association with Lively (even though he's founded five other orgs since, all of which are listed in no small part because of literal farking Holocaust revisionism and calls for genocide against LGBT people--yes, Uganda is pretty much designed as their model for what they want to do everywhere) and is, to this day, probably the major advertising and distribution wing for Lively's own very special and fabulous form of hate speech and incitement.

/unfortunately grew up in what amounted to the state headquarters of the AFA and remember early promotions of Lively's written excrement in their newsletters
//and many, if not most, of the state AFA heads are just as bad--Kentuckians might be familiar with a certain Frank Simon, and Bryan Fischer was in fact head of AFA-Idaho before he got promoted to its mouthpiece
///the only difference is that they aren't keeping the really nasty shiat in the state affiliates anymore, which is why the SPLC ended up listing them--after collecting evidence for five years because they knew how controversial it was going to be to call them out as hatemongers
////still don't know how I have SAN points left after growing up in that shiat; gamer friends and I joke ha-ha-only-serious that if real life was like Old World of Darkness I'd definitely have the "Twisted Upbringing" flaw

HighOnCraic: Hagbardr: HighOnCraic: Captain_Ballbeard: 10poundsofbirthcertificates
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/Wife-like forging detected. . .

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I'd respond, but I have to be at the birth certificate in 26 minutes.

Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

dervish16108: This can't be real. Is this satire? Deep cover democrat?

No, more like the commentary from...well...the dominionists' own anti-LGBT David Irving, which is to say, a rare example of distilled, raw, 190-proof Jesus Camper Derp of the likes very rarely seen outside of a Prosperity Gospel 40-Day Praise-A-Thon in the middle of October Campaign Season.

Which is to say, about as derpy as your USUAL Holocaust-revisionist idiots with the swastikas who are the very worst examples of the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant that I've seen :D

Aaaaaaaand because I LIKE this meme and need to do some banishing by laughter:

The Pride Of Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate's Venture
The Birth Certificates Strike Back
Birth Certificate's Homecoming
Birth Certificate's Legacy

/not obscure, because obscurity on Fark doesn't exist
//so I LIKE sci-fi :3

Hospital Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Surgeon
Birth Certificate Operation
Ambulance Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate General
Star Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Emergency
The Genocidal Birth Certificate
The Galactic Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Diagnosis
Birth Certificate Changer
Double Birth Certificate

/this is surprisingly FUN with this series :D
//...so I still like sci-fi :3
///LET'S SEE ONE WITH KNOWN SPACE LOLZ

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

Great Porn Dragon: I am also officially at this point placing bets that this will show up as a major talking point in American Family Association hate-agitprop within the next two months if not the next month--if it's not ALREADY becoming so in state affiliates.

At the rate Bryan Fischer has been spewing out increasingly crazy (even for him) derp, it's only a matter of time.

Captain_Ballbeard: cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.


They're always after me fookin' arse!

FloydA: Captain_Ballbeard: cc_rider: Have you heard the one about the guy who went to Taco Bell to get a copy of his long-form birth certificate and tried to pay with a $2 bill?

Pure apocrypha. His name was Lucky Charms and he tried to order pickles and crabcakes from Taco Bell with only 2 dollars.

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They're always after me fookin' arse!

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