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(Right Wing Watch)   Old and busted: Obama wasn't born in the U.S. New hotness: Obama is gay and was previously married to a man   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 316
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2012-08-10 02:40:24 PM
that just doesn't carry the same level of imagined illegality. There's nothing in the constitution about gay presidents.
 
2012-08-10 02:46:46 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2012-08-10 03:02:13 PM
it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


i105.photobucket.com

Next?
 
2012-08-10 03:16:03 PM

FloydA: it is only a matter of time before more and more conservative activists demand Obama "prove" he isn't gay.


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"It's a dirty job honey, but SOMEONE has to see if another man can get Fartbongo's luscious ebony rhythm stickTM pointing to high noon."
"I'll pray for you tonight, Marcus."
"CAN A SISTER GET AN AMEN?"
 
2012-08-10 03:20:22 PM
even if that were true, so?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-10 03:37:44 PM
Does anyone know if Scott Lively really went to Uganda to be regularly sodomized by rhinos? I can't find any evidence to the contrary.
 
2012-08-10 03:38:14 PM
Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.
 
2012-08-10 03:40:20 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.
 
2012-08-10 03:42:18 PM
They took it as far as they could. Then they loaded it with crazy and dynamite and set the whole thing off.

This issue is dead and they look worse each time they go any angle on any of it.
 
2012-08-10 03:44:21 PM
This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.
 
2012-08-10 03:45:10 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."


I thought wearing a ring is a great way to get a one-night-stand.

Also, how the fark was he married when gay marriage was illegal?
 
2012-08-10 03:51:16 PM
Wow. That video is super, super crazy.
 
2012-08-10 03:52:21 PM
He also appeared in the video for Tag Team's "Whoomp! There It Is" with his gay husband.
 
2012-08-10 03:56:11 PM

Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.


What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.
 
2012-08-10 04:00:30 PM

Lsherm: Godscrack: "Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

I always I love how these 'straight' men know all the secrets and codes gay men live by in their dark underground societies.

Closet case psychos.

What the fark does that even mean?

"His shoelaces are tied, he's clearly a homosexual."

I thought the birther nonsense was as ridiculous as they could get, but they've managed to top themselves.


They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.
 
2012-08-10 04:02:21 PM
Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.
 
2012-08-10 04:09:47 PM

djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.


Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.
 
2012-08-10 04:11:20 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

Do...do women know this?
 
2012-08-10 04:34:24 PM
No, because gays can't be married, remember?

So how are those tax return releases coming along, Mittens?
 
2012-08-10 04:47:57 PM

Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.


Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.
 
2012-08-10 04:48:59 PM
From the video (2:00-2:20) "He was wearing a wedding ring in 1971 or 1972"

Obama was gay married at age 11?
 
2012-08-10 04:49:21 PM
So they can tell by the pictures of you and your roommate at college.

/Be right back...
 
2012-08-10 04:52:07 PM
"Wearing a ring is a homosexual symbol for women to stay away.."

To be honest, you'd be surprised how many married guys have gay sex on the side. Or maybe you wouldn't be surprised, but its common.
 
2012-08-10 04:55:36 PM
and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.
 
2012-08-10 04:58:38 PM

tallguywithglasseson: and writing books such as Where's The Birth Certificate and Where's The Real Birth Certificate

Oh come on.


Let's not forget "Are You There God? Where's the Birth Certificate?", "Where the Real Birth Certificate Are?", and "Barry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Birth Certificate Forgery".
 
2012-08-10 05:01:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: They also like to top in rest stop men's rooms.


You know goddamn well none of these motherfarkers are tops. Stop it.
 
2012-08-10 05:01:51 PM
"I don't know if that's true or not..."

I'M JUST SAYIN'
 
2012-08-10 05:02:22 PM
Dial B for Birth Certificate

Tropic of Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:05:37 PM
www.speakinggump.com

There's pineapple Birth Certificate, lemon Birth Certificate, coconut Birth Certificate, pepper Birth Certificate, Birth Certificate soup, Birth Certificate stew, Birth Certificate salad, Birth Certificate and potatoes, Birth Certificate burger, Birth Certificate sandwich. That- that's about it.
 
2012-08-10 05:06:42 PM
Republicans to disavow this kook in 3...2...1...0...-1...-2...-3...-4...-5...-6...-7...-8....
 
2012-08-10 05:07:28 PM
Jonathan Livingston Birth Certificate

To Birth Certificate a Mockingbird
 
2012-08-10 05:10:28 PM

hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.


You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.
 
2012-08-10 05:10:33 PM
The gay marriage thing is new, but the "Obama is gay" is old and busted, back to 2008 and Larry Sinclair - as well as smoking crack in a limo. The right-wing "thinking" brigade has pretty much fired every bullet in the derp gun at this point, now we've just got variations on a theme. I mean, what's left?
He's from Africa? Done. Gay? Done. Communist? Done. Illegal immigrant? Done. Manchurian candidate? Done. Wants to put everyone in re-education camps? Done. One World Government? Done.

They're going to have call him extra-terrestrial or something next.
 
2012-08-10 05:11:17 PM
The real birth certificates of Madison County
 
2012-08-10 05:12:02 PM
Where's the Realer Birth Certificate?
Where's the Other Realer Birth Certificate?
 
2012-08-10 05:13:05 PM
More like Fifty Shades of Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:13:10 PM
Mobirth Dicktificate
David Certifield
Shakespeare's MacBirth

and of course

Pride and Prejudice
 
2012-08-10 05:19:10 PM
Tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo and the birth certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:27:11 PM
Moby Birth Certificate
20,000 Leagues Under The Birth Certificate
Interview With A Birth Certificate
Abraham Lincoln, Birth Certificate Hunter
 
2012-08-10 05:27:14 PM

Coco LaFemme: hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.


You've heard of the Republican party, right? You're assuming they understand the concept of absurdity prevalent in the backbone of their premise.
 
2012-08-10 05:28:59 PM
Obama must be really smart to have been in college at 10 and 11 years old.
 
2012-08-10 05:29:00 PM
A series of unfortunate birth certificates...

Now in a hardback 13 volume set!
 
2012-08-10 05:32:56 PM
Tuesdays With Birth Certificate
Marley and Birth Certificate
A Tale of Two Birth Certificates
Birth Certificates in the Time of Cholera
 
2012-08-10 05:35:18 PM
Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate Messiah
Children of Birth Certificate
God Emperor of Birth Certificate
Heretics of Birth Certificate
Chapterhouse: Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:39:03 PM
Brokeback Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:46:05 PM
The Fellowship of the Birth Certificate
The Two Birth Certificates
The Return of the Birth Certificate
 
2012-08-10 05:50:55 PM
You guys are a little behind on the news -

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 05:53:34 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -

[i.imgur.com image 650x881]


I suppose I should defer to your expertise in little behinds.
 
2012-08-10 05:58:48 PM

MeinRS6: You guys are a little behind on the news -


People are eating JELLYFISH???
 
2012-08-10 06:02:52 PM
The Kenyan, the Birth Certificate, and the Wardrobe
Where the Birth Certificate Grows
 
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