Sounds legit.

Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

This derp is getting a little out of hand even by derp standards now.

djkutch: Jesus had two dads. I don't see a problem.

Two dads and a mom? JESUS WAS A REVERSE MORMON.

No, because gays can't be married, remember?

So how are those tax return releases coming along, Mittens?

Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.

Coco LaFemme: hammettman: Coco LaFemme: Okay, let's say it's all true. Obama was born in Kenya (though it was a British protectorate at the time), AND he was previously married to a man, even though gay marriage wasn't legal before his marriage to Michelle, and still isn't legal in more than 3/4ths of the country.

WHAT THE HOLY FARK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOTDAMN THING?! Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. He'd still be a natural-born citizen by way of his mother's citizenship, regardless of where he was born, and having been previously married to or currently married to a man, isn't a disqualification from office, last I checked.

The GOP in this country has gone so off-the-rails, pants-on-head retarded, I don't think there's any hope of recovery. It's gone, so let it die.

Yes, they have gone off the rails, but YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. By posting "Okay, let's say it's all true" you're opening the door, allowing daylight to spill upon the insipid rantings of a half-wit worshipped by other half-wits off the rails. But now you've placed that choo choo back on the track. Please do yourself a favor and get on the phone right now to your local animal control office.

You've heard of Devil's advocate, right? It's where you argue the other side of the coin, occasionally to point out how absurd their premise is.

You've heard of the Republican party, right? You're assuming they understand the concept of absurdity prevalent in the backbone of their premise.

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