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(Think Progress)   Rep. Steve King (R-IA) to introduce bill that if passed would repeal everything Obama has ever signed into law, call him a doodyhead   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 150
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2012-08-10 03:36:33 PM
How would that not get vetoed? And that, of course, is assuming it would make it to Obama's desk, which will never, ever happen.
 
2012-08-10 03:40:01 PM
Wait, you're telling me we can get rid of the NDAA, the Patriot Act, the Bush tax cut extensions, AND not deport record-setting number of immigrants - all in one go?

Well, sign my ass up!
 
2012-08-10 03:54:13 PM
I don't blame the representatives. I blame the drooling, handicapped douchey c*nts that voted for them. Iowa needs to be quarantined and left to their own devices.
 
2012-08-10 03:59:55 PM
Yeah, good luck with that, dumbass.
 
2012-08-10 04:01:03 PM
What a bunch of crybabies. Has this ever happened before? Where one party spends all their time only trying to undo everything the other party has done?

You can't always get your way. Why not move on and try to actually do something?
 
2012-08-10 04:01:12 PM
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2012-08-10 04:01:25 PM

Karac: Wait, you're telling me we can get rid of the NDAA, the Patriot Act, the Bush tax cut extensions, AND not deport record-setting number of immigrants - all in one go?

Well, sign my ass up!


Yeah a pretty good bargin.
 
2012-08-10 04:02:12 PM

logistic: I don't blame the representatives. I blame the drooling, handicapped douchey c*nts that voted for them. Iowa needs to be quarantined and left to their own devices.


It doesn't have to be one or the other, you can blame both. I mean, really, you're only adding a few representatives to a large number of people, it's not like you're going to spread the blame too thin.
 
2012-08-10 04:03:16 PM
LASER FOCUS ON JOBS
 
2012-08-10 04:03:31 PM
The rapid descent of the fringe GOP into clinical psychosis is fascinating to behold. Can't wait till Obama is re-elected, just to see the simultaneous head explode.
 
2012-08-10 04:03:35 PM
It takes some weapons-grade stupid to look at a "Obama did 'X,' which means Sarah Palin is automatically President AND Miss America for Life and Moosehell Obummer has to co-star in the 'Sanford and Son' movie as Aunt Esther and Harry Reid has to be a human axle on Rush Limbaugh's succulent boy prostitute-powered hansom cab" Fark headline and think "That is the basis for sure-to-be-passed legislation! Victory is mine!"
 
2012-08-10 04:04:00 PM
 
2012-08-10 04:05:06 PM

Karac: Wait, you're telling me we can get rid of the NDAA, the Patriot Act, the Bush tax cut extensions, AND not deport record-setting number of immigrants - all in one go?

Well, sign my ass up!


Something tells me he did not think his cunning plan through.

It would also do away with the carrying firearms on national park land too.

Why does Steve King hate the 2nd Amendment?
 
2012-08-10 04:05:42 PM
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2012-08-10 04:05:51 PM
Even a Republican president in the future would veto that. NO president would set a precedent whereby all his own achievements can be wiped away by the next guy.
 
2012-08-10 04:06:25 PM

you are a puppet: Send King a fax thanking him for being a productive Congressman and not wasting taxpayer money


Considering that we as tax payers will pay for the machine, paper, ink, and staff to sort through the faxes I don't think you've thought your little plan through very well.

Besides if wasting tax payers money is such a problem for you then I'm surprised you're not demanding to vote right now to put Obama out of a job.
 
2012-08-10 04:06:56 PM
This is the best circus yet. And the RNC didn't even start yet.
 
2012-08-10 04:06:56 PM
That's some grade A red meat right there.
 
2012-08-10 04:07:28 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sarah Palin is automatically President



HEAR! HEAR! I second this rider to the bill!

/where does it end?
 
2012-08-10 04:08:36 PM
Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.
 
2012-08-10 04:08:47 PM
can you make a law that says every law since 1950 is invalid?
 
2012-08-10 04:08:50 PM
Sounds like a good start for an interesting but poorly written horror novel.
 
2012-08-10 04:09:29 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It takes some weapons-grade stupid to look at a "Obama did 'X,' which means Sarah Palin is automatically President AND Miss America for Life and Moosehell Obummer has to co-star in the 'Sanford and Son' movie as Aunt Esther and Harry Reid has to be a human axle on Rush Limbaugh's succulent boy prostitute-powered hansom cab" Fark headline and think "That is the basis for sure-to-be-passed legislation! Victory is mine!"


does fark have a post of the day yet? because if not we got the first candidate right here.
 
2012-08-10 04:09:36 PM

gshepnyc: Even a Republican president in the future would veto that.


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I WILL VETO ALL THE THINGS
 
2012-08-10 04:09:44 PM

randomjsa: Considering that we as tax payers will pay for the machine, paper, ink, and staff to sort through the faxes I don't think you've thought your little plan through very well.


We also pay for him to blow off all this hot air and NOT focus on job creation.

Is there a point to your post, or are you just being a retard?
 
2012-08-10 04:09:45 PM

you are a puppet: Send King a fax thanking him for being a productive Congressman and not wasting taxpayer money


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2012-08-10 04:10:09 PM

tnpir: Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.


Well, at least you are kind enough to suggest kicking him in the portion of his anatomy were there are no vital functions occurring.
 
2012-08-10 04:10:41 PM

tnpir: Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.


are you sure that hasn't happened already?
 
2012-08-10 04:11:04 PM
From the article's comments section:

King has matriculated from curmudgeon to crank to crackpot to full-on Bachmann Tinfoil Overdrive crazy.

"Full-on Bachmann Tinfoil Overdrive crazy." I like it!!
 
2012-08-10 04:11:12 PM
I'd like to tack on a rider to that bill, $10 million of taxpayer money to fund the perverted arts.
 
2012-08-10 04:11:19 PM

logistic: I don't blame the representatives. I blame the drooling, handicapped douchey c*nts that voted for them. Iowa needs to be quarantined and left to their own devices.


Yeah... A good chunk of Iowa needs to go under the dome.
 
2012-08-10 04:11:51 PM
While defending dogfighting (yes, really) earlier this week:

..."[L]iberals have so devalued life, that a man can rape a young girl, kidnap her, force her to undergo an abortion across state lines, and then drop her off at the swingset....and that's not against the law in the United States of America."

Christie Vilsack just needs to play this clip, over and over, on every TV station in the newly-combined district. Northwest Iowans may love themselves some NASCAR and Jesus, but they occasionally still have fragments of common sense.

/starting to wonder if Steve King is actually an intelligent liberal whose entire political career has been an Andy Kaufman-scale hoax
 
2012-08-10 04:11:59 PM
Repeal All Laws!
 
2012-08-10 04:12:01 PM

mainstreet62: randomjsa: Considering that we as tax payers will pay for the machine, paper, ink, and staff to sort through the faxes I don't think you've thought your little plan through very well.

We also pay for him to blow off all this hot air and NOT focus on job creation.

Is there a point to your post, or are you just being a retard?


Considering who posted, why are you even asking at this point?
 
2012-08-10 04:12:18 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: tnpir: Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.

Well, at least you are kind enough to suggest kicking him in the portion of his anatomy were there are no vital functions occurring.


KingPsyz: tnpir: Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.

are you sure that hasn't happened already?


You're both right. Let me amend...

Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly KHITBASHed, THEN kicked in the head.
 
2012-08-10 04:12:26 PM

the801: Sounds like a good start for an interesting but poorly written horror novel.


and when they make a movie of it, it should star this guy:
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he's got Walken-level creepiness and Pope-level evil-lookingness. and that thing he's carrying, that's like a portal to the anarchy-and-monster dimension.
 
2012-08-10 04:12:32 PM
How does the electorate not look at this and go: "WTF is my gasbag Congressman doing wasting time on a for-the-public bill that has no chance of making it out of committee, let alone hitting the president's desk - to say nothing of needing 288 Reps* (that is, the 240 Republicans plus 48 Dems. Good luck with that) AND 67 Senators (47 GOP, so they'd need to peel off 20 Dems or 18 plus the 2 indies) to override the presidential dick-slap the unConstitutional piece of garbage shouldn't even need to get?"

Also, that assumes the Congressional Parliamentarian won't need to be replaced after either the fatal facepalm resulting from reading the bill.

* there are currently 4 vacant seats in the House
 
2012-08-10 04:14:24 PM

clkeagle: While defending dogfighting (yes, really) earlier this week:

..."[L]iberals have so devalued life, that a man can rape a young girl, kidnap her, force her to undergo an abortion across state lines, and then drop her off at the swingset....and that's not against the law in the United States of America."


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It's not!?
 
2012-08-10 04:14:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: mainstreet62: randomjsa: Considering that we as tax payers will pay for the machine, paper, ink, and staff to sort through the faxes I don't think you've thought your little plan through very well.

We also pay for him to blow off all this hot air and NOT focus on job creation.

Is there a point to your post, or are you just being a retard?

Considering who posted, why are you even asking at this point?


I usually try to find the good in people, and give them a way out.

/shrug
 
2012-08-10 04:15:53 PM
"president" Fartyface
 
2012-08-10 04:16:19 PM

tnpir: Jesus H. Christ with a popsicle stick, Steve King needs to be held down and repeatedly kicked in the head.


No, no, no. We wouldn't want to give him more brain damage than he clearly already has.

Work him in the ribs and liver until he pees blood.
 
2012-08-10 04:16:21 PM
Truly this is a courageous move by one of the most prominent political statesmen of this... nay, any age. When our grandchildren read of the restoration of the republic, they will see that it was this day, by this man and his grand vision that brought america back from the brink. If his grand sacrifice doesn't make you well up, you are dead inside. Steve King is a perfect foil to histories greatest monster.
 
2012-08-10 04:16:57 PM

you are a puppet: Send King a fax thanking him for being a productive Congressman and not wasting taxpayer money


Whenever I see steveking as one word, I keep having my mind filled with:
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2012-08-10 04:18:03 PM
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2012-08-10 04:18:07 PM
Is he expecting workers and businesses to return all the stimulus money? Do hospitals have to return all purchased physician practices to former owners? Do I have to return my car that was purchased under Cash for Clunkers? Does GM automatically go insolvent? Does he have a f*cking brain?
 
2012-08-10 04:18:37 PM
Sprawl15: [image of looped black paper in fax]

That needs a third pic of the receiving machine's motor overheating and catching fire.
 
2012-08-10 04:19:18 PM

clkeagle: While defending dogfighting (yes, really) earlier this week:

..."[L]iberals have so devalued life, that a man can rape a young girl, kidnap her, force her to undergo an abortion across state lines, and then drop her off at the swingset....and that's not against the law in the United States of America."


He can't possibly have said that, right? You're joking; pulling my leg, right? Millions of years of evolution, you'd think a brain that tried to process that statement and make the mouth muscles work would instead just drop into his throat and strangle him, just to save the rest of us the exposure to derp, right?

I mean, fine - people like dogfights. They're reprehensible (the people and the dogfights themselves), but to defend it by claiming that crossing state lines for the purposes of (or while in the process of comitting the crimes of) kidnap, rape (I assume he means rape-rape) and forced abortion (like they have in CNMI and other American protectorates, right GOP? But it's businessmen who force women to get abortions or take birth control, not the government, so it's cool) are legal so dogfighting should be?

On the other hand, I live by several state borders, and I have free time this weekend...
 
2012-08-10 04:19:19 PM

NutznGum: I'd like to tack on a rider to that bill, $10 million of taxpayer money to fund the perverted arts.


I'll introduce a rider mandating Free Beer And Pizza Friday's for all municipal, state and federal employees
 
2012-08-10 04:19:20 PM

Dr Dreidel: How does the electorate not look at this and go: "WTF is my gasbag Congressman doing wasting time on a for-the-public bill that has no chance of making it out of committee, let alone hitting the president's desk - to say nothing of needing 288 Reps* (that is, the 240 Republicans plus 48 Dems. Good luck with that) AND 67 Senators (47 GOP, so they'd need to peel off 20 Dems or 18 plus the 2 indies) to override the presidential dick-slap the unConstitutional piece of garbage shouldn't even need to get?"


Two words: Western Iowa
 
2012-08-10 04:19:56 PM

GardenWeasel: Is he expecting workers and businesses to return all the stimulus money? Do hospitals have to return all purchased physician practices to former owners? Do I have to return my car that was purchased under Cash for Clunkers? Does GM automatically go insolvent? Does he have a f*cking brain?


He's going to inject mercury into the veins of people who could afford cancer treatments only because of Obamacare.
 
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