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2012-08-10 03:41:56 PM
Moral of the story? Don't go to the dollar-a-scoop strip clubs.
 
2012-08-10 04:46:36 PM
Of course had this happened anywhere but a strip club it would be splashed all across the LSM as breaking news and a national tragedy.

Looks like a place to hang out, maybe. Their website looks like it was designed by a drunk on coke and is sadly SFW
 
2012-08-10 04:53:20 PM
Did you know you can't buy lotto tickets in Alabama? That's immoral.
 
2012-08-10 04:58:40 PM
This wouldn't have happened if all topless dancers carried guns and waved them at the crowd while dancing.

Show me the way
To the next titty bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next titty bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
 
2012-08-10 05:38:34 PM
Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye...and some brain matter
 
2012-08-10 06:54:47 PM
They died doing what they loved.
 
2012-08-10 06:56:09 PM
No hate crime charges?

/Boob hate...
 
2012-08-10 06:58:26 PM
Shooter:
wsfa.images.worldnow.com

Stripper:
wsfa.images.worldnow.com

Bouncer and other two victims apparently don't rate high enough for photos (or more likely just weren't easy to find).
 
2012-08-10 06:59:36 PM
I think this guy took the Bloodhound Gang a bit too literally...
 
2012-08-10 07:00:15 PM

cretinbob: Their website looks like it was designed by a drunk on coke and is sadly SFW


Oh' God Link
Reminds of the Jamie fox video Blame it on the Alcohol Link
 
2012-08-10 07:00:17 PM
Ala-BAM-you got less-top bar.

/groans
 
2012-08-10 07:00:21 PM
According to police, one of the victims was working in a topless place
And the alleged shooter stopped in for a beer
He just kept looking at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear

And later on as the crowd thinned out
He was just about to do the same
And then she was standing there in back of his chair
And said to him, "Don't I know your name?"

Later on, the suspect muttered somethin' underneath his breath
While the dancer studied the lines on his face
He later admitted that he felt a little uneasy
When she bent down to tie the laces of his shoe
 
2012-08-10 07:01:50 PM

cretinbob: Of course had this happened anywhere but a strip club it would be splashed all across the LSM as breaking news and a national tragedy.


In Chicago, it would be called a quiet night.
 
2012-08-10 07:02:28 PM
Shame. He could have played Abraham Lincoln in the local play.
 
2012-08-10 07:02:34 PM
I am betting this will get blamed on Grand Theft Auto. Definitely a gamer. He's got the A button right there on his arm.
 
2012-08-10 07:02:45 PM
media.al.com

Look at that place. Yikes. I'd hate to see what their Tuesday afternoon b-squad looks like.
 
2012-08-10 07:03:27 PM
I love me some Dothan, AL. Those 'in the know' call Dothan the Wiregrass region. They have it all in Dothan, hot beer AND cold women. Man I miss the 'Jiggle Hut', they gots some poontang there to die for.

http://truckboattruck.jpg/
 
2012-08-10 07:05:01 PM

smitty04: cretinbob: Of course had this happened anywhere but a strip club it would be splashed all across the LSM as breaking news and a national tragedy.

In Chicago, it would be called a quiet night.


Not if Chicago was a swampy backwater with a population under 200,000. But hey, it's all the same.
 
2012-08-10 07:05:35 PM
Patrons witnessing the events were charged an additional 20 dollars each on exiting the bar.
 
2012-08-10 07:05:38 PM
The shooter is from Enterprise? Maybe a boll weevil made him do it.
 
2012-08-10 07:06:55 PM

tillerman35: According to police, one of the victims was working in a topless place
And the alleged shooter stopped in for a beer
He just kept looking at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear

And later on as the crowd thinned out
He was just about to do the same
And then she was standing there in back of his chair
And said to him, "Don't I know your name?"

Later on, the suspect muttered somethin' underneath his breath
While the dancer studied the lines on his face
He later admitted that he felt a little uneasy
When she bent down to tie the laces of his shoe


She was dancin' when we first met
Soon to be divorced
I got pissed bout that dance I guess
But I used a little too much force
 
2012-08-10 07:07:29 PM
Twins...

wsfa.images.worldnow.comencrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-10 07:07:41 PM
A stripper died today.
 
2012-08-10 07:08:48 PM

EngineerAU: Shooter:
[wsfa.images.worldnow.com image 542x441]

Stripper:
[wsfa.images.worldnow.com image 533x498]

Bouncer and other two victims apparently don't rate high enough for photos (or more likely just weren't easy to find).


This comment from a review site Link
"Not a bad club, but a few of the girls were overweight which turns me off."
 
2012-08-10 07:09:48 PM
But were there any headless bodies in topless bar?

www.appetitefordeconstruction.com
 
2012-08-10 07:12:03 PM
Great.
Now they'll probably cancel the wet stretch mark contest, Saturday.
 
2012-08-10 07:12:41 PM
Don't kill strippers, they're already dead inside.
 
2012-08-10 07:12:52 PM
Jesus. WTF is up with d-bags shooting up bars in AL? This happened less than a month ago:

Link
 
2012-08-10 07:13:37 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Great.
Now they'll probably cancel the wet stretch mark contest, Saturday.


Don't forget Flapjack Friday. Those tired old bags need a rest anyway.
 
2012-08-10 07:14:40 PM

thamike: [media.al.com image 304x225]

Look at that place. Yikes. I'd hate to see what their Tuesday afternoon b-squad looks like.


A few friends and I went to The Dollhouse in Raleigh,NC on a Monday or Tuesday.
It was 10am. or early morning.All the strippers were talkin' bout was the new Taco Bell
that just oipened.

/I know the Dollhouse is legendary

//Cool Taco Bell story.Bro.
 
2012-08-10 07:16:58 PM

W.C.fields forever: All the strippers were talkin' bout was the new Taco Bell
that just oipened.


They were probably excited about all the $2 tips they could expect.
 
2012-08-10 07:18:33 PM

thamike: Look at that place. Yikes. I'd hate to see what their Tuesday afternoon b-squad looks like.


Does that say "hot women" or "hut women"? I think the latter may be more accurate.
 
2012-08-10 07:22:45 PM

W.C.fields forever: thamike: [media.al.com image 304x225]

Look at that place. Yikes. I'd hate to see what their Tuesday afternoon b-squad looks like.

A few friends and I went to The Dollhouse in Raleigh,NC on a Monday or Tuesday.
It was 10am. or early morning.All the strippers were talkin' bout was the new Taco Bell
that just oipened.

/I know the Dollhouse is legendary

//Cool Taco Bell story.Bro.


Have you TRIED the doritos locos taco? It should have a religion about it.
 
2012-08-10 07:24:25 PM
Notice the byline? "Amber Acker" has gotta be a stripper pseudonym.

/for Bill the Cat, maybe
 
2012-08-10 07:26:04 PM
 
2012-08-10 07:27:27 PM
Well... that's shiatty. At least he was caught and will go to jail for it. Doesn't really make up for what he did or anything... People need to get it through their thick skulls that shooting a bunch of other people because they said something that upset them is not the right decision...
 
2012-08-10 07:28:33 PM

Lorelle:
Show me the way
To the next titty bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why


jmadisonbiii: tillerman35:
According to police, one of the victims was working in a topless place
And the alleged shooter stopped in for a beer
He just kept looking at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear


Your Cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch and a wheel on the track.

/can i see you and shake your hand?
 
2012-08-10 07:28:34 PM
Wow, I'm surprised it took that long for that NYPost headline. I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-10 07:28:50 PM

Lorelle: This wouldn't have happened if all topless dancers carried guns and waved them at the crowd while dancing.

Show me the way
To the next titty bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next titty bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die



Apropos.

+ several

/RIP Jim
 
2012-08-10 07:30:50 PM
I hope this tragic event will not cause them to postpone the upcoming "Hardbody Party Weekend"



/don't let the terrorists win
 
2012-08-10 07:31:19 PM
This reminds me of the shooting 3-4 years ago where the guy was in the bathroom looking at the other guy's dick, and suddenly it's 4 guys going out to their truck for their guns, returning and killing 4 other guys.

You guys remember that one?

If I ever have trouble in a bar and some guy either is escorted out or goes out to his truck on his own, I am settling up and heading out the back.

/bet all those people carried guns for "self defence"
 
2012-08-10 07:31:37 PM
The shooter

www2.dothaneagle.com

was arrested. His vehicle was also impounded:

www.welcome-to-lancaster-county.com
 
2012-08-10 07:31:41 PM
at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar
 
2012-08-10 07:34:21 PM
www2.dothaneagle.com

Looks like he might have found him some poison ivy in the woods last night.
 
2012-08-10 07:35:04 PM
So you're telling me that Rodney Carrington was wrong about the peace-making ability of boobies?

Blasphemy.
 
2012-08-10 07:35:18 PM

EngineerAU: W.C.fields forever: All the strippers were talkin' bout was the new Taco Bell
that just oipened.

They were probably excited about all the $2 tips they could expect.


I laughed.No we tipped well.My buddy took us there so we could say we had been there.
We flew out 2 hours after we left the strip club.

Extra bonus points.The saturday before.N.C.State ranked #18 BEAT DUKE #1.

/was there.it was awesome.

//There ya go DREW
 
2012-08-10 07:37:02 PM
Ryan Clark Peterson, 22, of Enterprise, was charged with three counts of capital murder after being arrested around 7 a.m. near the crime scene.

Another Peterson? The stripper must have been his wife.

Bonus: 3 names
 
2012-08-10 07:37:10 PM
There was no conspiracy
It was all `
cause
Me Angry.

Tits and bouncers
They don't mean shiat to me.
A few less enemies.

I shot
Some homies today
Pulled the trigger
Blew them away

I shot
some rednecks today
Sorry, mama,
it had to be this way...

/tattoo flag
 
2012-08-10 07:38:25 PM
Terrorism! If you can't spend a quiet night at the strip joint, having a few brews and negotiating a decent blow job, then I don't think I care to go on.
 
2012-08-10 07:45:25 PM

Lorelle: This wouldn't have happened if all topless dancers carried guns and waved them at the crowd while dancing.

Show me the way
To the next titty bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next titty bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die


Weil would have approved.
 
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