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(Reno Gazette-Journal)   Denny's decides to class up the joint by adding a wedding chapel in their new Las Vegas location   (rgj.com) divider line 60
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2012-08-10 02:00:11 PM
Just got engaged a few weeks ago...so really getting a kick...

And this is so delightfully tacky that it's immediately made my short list of joints to hold our sacred nuptials at.
 
2012-08-10 02:07:16 PM
In the event that you do get hitched at Denny's, be sure to post pics!
 
2012-08-10 02:08:39 PM
Waffle House Denny's: there's always time to make one two more bad decisions.
 
2012-08-10 02:09:24 PM
Did you want home fries or hash browns with that?

/white or wheat toast?
 
2012-08-10 02:37:28 PM
i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.
 
2012-08-10 02:45:17 PM

kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.


I think they're counting on that
 
2012-08-10 03:54:38 PM
So, Dennys has finally found something that will make the diarrhea you suffer from eating their food seem like the better choice.

Good for them.
 
2012-08-10 03:59:01 PM

kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.


And they've got the full bar to keep you going.
 
2012-08-10 04:34:59 PM
Marriage: a sacred institution. Now with hash browns.
 
2012-08-10 04:48:26 PM

kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.


It is going to be a part of the Fremont St Experience, at Neonopolis. The same place that has the Heart Attack Grill, Krave (huge alt nightclub) is moving there, Drag & Drink (gay bar w/bowling!) and then there is Fremont St outside. You have to drink to fully experience that area
 
2012-08-10 04:52:09 PM
Given Denny's history, we'll soon be reading the sequel to "you can't get married here."
 
2012-08-10 04:58:03 PM
I've been to a Denny's on the Vegas Strip, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

/Moons Over My Hammy are awesome after a night of drinking and strippers.
 
2012-08-10 06:01:47 PM
So who wants to marry me at the las Vegas dennys?
 
2012-08-10 06:03:04 PM
Denny's actually makes consistently decent good. Grandslams and the melts are great.
 
2012-08-10 06:04:45 PM
They can hire Pastor Stan Wetherford from that church in Mississippi.
 
2012-08-10 06:05:34 PM
"We'll have the Marriage Slam, please."
 
2012-08-10 06:05:48 PM
Why did they have to do this in Vegas?

If they did this in Mississippi or Alabama or someplace it fits in with the culture better, this place would be jammed from day one. Hell, it would become another shining gem of the South, a beloved cultural institution on par with things like Walmart and Nascar/monster truck venues.
 
2012-08-10 06:09:06 PM

kxs401: So who wants to marry me at the las Vegas dennys?


After reading your profile I'm ready!
 
2012-08-10 06:09:13 PM
Homosexuals, however, prefer to be married at the Las Vegas IHOP, where the lucky couple receives a free Rooty Tooty Fresh "N Fruity.
 
2012-08-10 06:12:02 PM

Pfighting Polish: Homosexuals, however, prefer to be married at the Las Vegas IHOP, where the lucky couple receives a free Rooty Tooty Fresh "N Fruity.

in the booty!
 
2012-08-10 06:12:06 PM
On one hand you have Denny's food. On the other hand you have marriage. Either way you're going to walk away feeling nauseated.
 
2012-08-10 06:14:29 PM
"And for your wedding cake, try our new chocolate chip pancake waffle cone bacon wrapped Ben and Jerry's flavors!"
 
2012-08-10 06:20:34 PM
And what will they do with all those people shouting out "She's a grand slam!"?
 
2012-08-10 06:24:49 PM

Polartank13: kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.

It is going to be a part of the Fremont St Experience, at Neonopolis. The same place that has the Heart Attack Grill, Krave (huge alt nightclub) is moving there, Drag & Drink (gay bar w/bowling!) and then there is Fremont St outside. You have to drink to fully experience that area


You forgot Insert Coin(s) the video game bar
 
2012-08-10 06:24:57 PM

kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.


That's why the menu has pictures.
 
2012-08-10 06:25:46 PM
Vegas, November 2001. After I downed a fifth of Cabo Wabo the GF talked me into stumbling over to the Candlelight Wedding Chapel.

She's now D1vwife. 11 years coming up. So I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-08-10 06:29:10 PM

kxs401: So who wants to marry me at the las Vegas dennys?


/checks profile

so are ya rich?
 
2012-08-10 06:32:44 PM
I told Ms. Master_Flash about this the other day, and she said that it is the perfect place to renew our vows. Shame it won't be ready in time for our 10th year.

/got married in a limo drive thru style on Las Vegas Blvd.
 
2012-08-10 06:38:14 PM

KingPsyz: Polartank13: kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.

It is going to be a part of the Fremont St Experience, at Neonopolis. The same place that has the Heart Attack Grill, Krave (huge alt nightclub) is moving there, Drag & Drink (gay bar w/bowling!) and then there is Fremont St outside. You have to drink to fully experience that area

You forgot Insert Coin(s) the video game bar


I would never forget Insert Coins! But I was only referring to what is in Neonopolis, and technically Insert Coins is not part of the Fremont St Experience. It is part of Fremont East
 
2012-08-10 06:39:09 PM

Skyd1v: Vegas, November 2001. After I downed a fifth of Cabo Wabo the GF talked me into stumbling over to the Candlelight Wedding Chapel.

She's now D1vwife. 11 years coming up. So I'm really getting a kick...


Loaded on Fremont Street, told my girl I would marry her right now, too bad it's midnight so that won't happen. The "helpful" people next to us let us know the courthouse and wedding chapels are open 24 hours a day, so no problem.
We got free drinks from a bartender at the Stratosphere when she found out we were newlyweds...
 
2012-08-10 06:45:54 PM
What hotel is it that already has a Denny's? Imperial Palace? God, that place was a bargain, especially if you could drive over off-season during the week. I want to say it was like $19 a night, and they made no money off us because we'd just drink and laugh our butts off enjoying lounge acts up and down the strip.
 
2012-08-10 06:48:45 PM
Picture all the employees at this Denny's dressed as Elvis impersonators.
 
2012-08-10 06:48:51 PM

Polartank13: KingPsyz: Polartank13: kbronsito: i've never been at a Denny's while sober. This could be a problem.

It is going to be a part of the Fremont St Experience, at Neonopolis. The same place that has the Heart Attack Grill, Krave (huge alt nightclub) is moving there, Drag & Drink (gay bar w/bowling!) and then there is Fremont St outside. You have to drink to fully experience that area

You forgot Insert Coin(s) the video game bar

I would never forget Insert Coins! But I was only referring to what is in Neonopolis, and technically Insert Coins is not part of the Fremont St Experience. It is part of Fremont East


OK, I'll give you that one
 
2012-08-10 06:55:14 PM

mmagdalene: What hotel is it that already has a Denny's? Imperial Palace? God, that place was a bargain, especially if you could drive over off-season during the week. I want to say it was like $19 a night, and they made no money off us because we'd just drink and laugh our butts off enjoying lounge acts up and down the strip.


That would be the Casino Royale. The bane of Harrah's and the Venetians existence.

Hello $1 Michelob
 
2012-08-10 06:57:05 PM

mmagdalene: What hotel is it that already has a Denny's? Imperial Palace? God, that place was a bargain, especially if you could drive over off-season during the week. I want to say it was like $19 a night, and they made no money off us because we'd just drink and laugh our butts off enjoying lounge acts up and down the strip.


Stayed there in the '80's. Then I stayed there in 2006.the 6th floor smelled of puke.

/They do have a drive thru sports book
 
2012-08-10 07:02:00 PM

MattyBlast: "We'll have the Marriage Slam, please."


Shakes tiny fist in a fit of impotent rage...
 
2012-08-10 07:03:48 PM

kxs401: So who wants to marry me at the las Vegas dennys?


I do.

Wait... it doesn't count does it?

I figure it's as much a "marriage" as Denny's serves "food".
 
2012-08-10 07:03:54 PM
If they met at a Denny's then maybe it isn't horrifyingly tacky. On the other hand, a lot cheaper than a traditional wedding and might get a free grand slam out of the deal
 
2012-08-10 07:04:21 PM
www.lilligren.com

Inconsolable that they didn't wait.
 
2012-08-10 07:06:17 PM
Why would you go anywhere else to eat late night in Vegas when you have

The Peppermill!

/got caught trying to fark in the bathroom there one night/morning
 
2012-08-10 07:07:06 PM
As I continue to guard my FARK HTML privileges like a biscuit sopper with a plate full of runny eggs; I shall only leave to your imaginations the picture I had picked out for the new Denny's 'Clam Slam' Breakfast.
 
2012-08-10 07:07:22 PM
Honeymoons Over My Hammy?


I'm outta here.
 
2012-08-10 07:13:30 PM
As a lover of Fremont St. and all things 'Old Vegas'... I must say... this is the last piece of the puzzle for a complete Downtown Revival.

I take that back... it's the second to last.

The FINAL piece will be doing something about the serious talent deficiency at Glitter Gulch... or put a new strip club in the Denny's.

/Boobs
 
2012-08-10 07:14:21 PM
You aren't truly low class till its Huddle House.
 
2012-08-10 07:16:51 PM
I am OK with this, so long as the original biblical definition of "Grand Slam" is not interfered with.
 
2012-08-10 07:21:51 PM

GhettoWinter: Why would you go anywhere else to eat late night in Vegas when you have

The Peppermill!

/got caught trying to fark in the bathroom there one night/morning


This.

Well... 'this' to the first part.
 
2012-08-10 07:24:43 PM
snorkblaster: I am OK with this, so long as the original biblical definition of "Grand Slam" is not interfered with.


Urban dictionary for grand slam: Okay for this you need 4 gentlemen and a chick. A party may be a good place for this. The first three gentlemen need to make out with the chick. They each get to "first base." The bases are loaded as the "runners" advance. Finally the fourth gentleman approaches the chick and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her. Once he "gets all around the bases" by this act he has "hit a grand slam home run." Or simply a "grand slam." The remaining gentlemen burst into the room and many hi-fives are exchanged while they all yell, "Grand Slam."
 
2012-08-10 07:30:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Did you want home fries or hash browns with that?

/white or wheat toast?


If it's a Denny's wedding, it better be white.
 
2012-08-10 07:38:02 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: As a lover of Fremont St. and all things 'Old Vegas'... I must say... this is the last piece of the puzzle for a complete Downtown Revival.

I take that back... it's the second to last.

The FINAL piece will be doing something about the serious talent deficiency at Glitter Gulch... or put a new strip club in the Denny's.

/Boobs


Hey, whatever became of the plan to recreate Star Trek: The Experience at that Neonopolis? I know the developer there has a suboptimal achievement to announcement ratio but I thought that one made enough sense to actually work.
 
2012-08-10 07:53:22 PM

Manfred J. Hattan: Pray 4 Mojo: As a lover of Fremont St. and all things 'Old Vegas'... I must say... this is the last piece of the puzzle for a complete Downtown Revival.

I take that back... it's the second to last.

The FINAL piece will be doing something about the serious talent deficiency at Glitter Gulch... or put a new strip club in the Denny's.

/Boobs

Hey, whatever became of the plan to recreate Star Trek: The Experience at that Neonopolis? I know the developer there has a suboptimal achievement to announcement ratio but I thought that one made enough sense to actually work.


WTF am I... a tour guide?

Meh... probably. Okay...

The end of the Star Trek Experience moving there was the 2008/09 economic 'situation'. New licensee couldn't pony up enough money and (I think it's CBS) owners of the Star Trek rights wouldn't budge on the price.

From what I know (and seen)... that entire "Neonopolis" area of Fremont St is cursed. Dozens of storefront shops and restaurants have opened there only to close within months/years. I bet there's a Business 101 class at UNLV that uses that whole disaster as a case study. Bad location... bad parking... bad access... bad everything.

Did you know they auctioned off a shiatload of Star Trek stuff from the Hilton?

/Not a Trekkie
 
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