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(ESPN)   NFL Preseason Week 1 Discussion Thread, Part II: The Browns vs Lions in the Great Lakes Classic, the Giants begin their quest for a repeat and 4 other games nobody gives a damn about (Games begin at 7:30 PM ET)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 211
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2012-08-10 12:43:19 PM  
i110.photobucket.com

WOOOOOOOOOOH
 
2012-08-10 02:06:48 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-10 03:11:41 PM  
It's the preseason. Wake me up in September.
 
2012-08-10 07:23:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 07:54:19 PM  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]


We're green!
 
2012-08-10 07:54:26 PM  
Go Niners ^_^
 
2012-08-10 07:54:36 PM  
Thanks, Admin!
 
2012-08-10 07:55:32 PM  

CavalierEternal: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

We're green!


Bengals dropping like flies, and you guys just got the ball back.
 
2012-08-10 07:56:01 PM  
Will Rex let Teboq play long enough to break the perfect Delhomme 100.0?
 
2012-08-10 07:56:08 PM  
Browns O-Line haven't trouble getting in sync against Suh and the boys.
 
2012-08-10 07:57:02 PM  

CavalierEternal: Browns O-Line haven't trouble getting in sync against Suh and the boys.


Having, not haven't.
 
2012-08-10 07:57:15 PM  
Almost Tebow Time! Sanchez is in now.
 
2012-08-10 07:57:23 PM  
www.azcentral.com

C'mon don't screw up!
 
2012-08-10 07:57:46 PM  
Weeden looking great when he has time to throw.
 
2012-08-10 07:58:17 PM  

Gryphonkin: Go Niners ^_^


Yes, go 9ers. Straight to hell. Blessed be DVOA 7.0 and it's prediction of 9ers regression!
 
2012-08-10 07:59:58 PM  
hmmm it seems that Gaine Blabbert throwed a touchdown.
 
2012-08-10 08:01:50 PM  

PowerSlacker: Will Rex let Teboq play long enough to break the perfect Delhomme 100.0?


He's already on the field.

The punting unit...
 
2012-08-10 08:03:25 PM  
I like Teboq. It's sort of like Tebow's evil version.
 
2012-08-10 08:07:27 PM  
Here we go Chiefs!
 
2012-08-10 08:07:34 PM  
Mo Mass already has a concussion after his first hit. Damn.
 
2012-08-10 08:08:24 PM  
Weedenception. Little let that one get ripped right out of his arms.
 
2012-08-10 08:08:33 PM  
Hash, kc's returner was stopped by the kicker.
 
2012-08-10 08:09:08 PM  

neuroflare: Hash, kc's returner was stopped by the kicker.


I meant hah, stupid swype
 
2012-08-10 08:09:15 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Gryphonkin: Go Niners ^_^

Yes, go 9ers. Straight to hell. Blessed be DVOA 7.0 and it's prediction of 9ers regression!


I don't expect another 13-3. 10-6 or 11-5 will be more than enough to win the NFC West. And take us right back to the Superbowl, this time ;)
 
2012-08-10 08:09:42 PM  
DEXTER!

Also, it's nice to see Charles back on the field...stay healthy, man.
 
2012-08-10 08:09:46 PM  
INT!
 
2012-08-10 08:10:47 PM  
down Chiefs!
 
2012-08-10 08:11:58 PM  
Whew...
 
2012-08-10 08:12:09 PM  

neuroflare: neuroflare: Hash, kc's returner was stopped by the kicker.

I meant hah, stupid swype


I like "hash" better. It is sold by a vast criminal empire headed by... TEBOQ.
 
2012-08-10 08:12:47 PM  
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2012-08-10 08:13:09 PM  
WTF? Fark filters the numerical form of first?
 
2012-08-10 08:13:14 PM  
Touchdown Lions.
 
2012-08-10 08:13:48 PM  
ALL THE WAY! TD!
 
2012-08-10 08:13:59 PM  

libranoelrose: Whew...


Looked like he got it back anyway to me
 
2012-08-10 08:15:24 PM  
Here comes Timmy Tinkerbell! My appendix is simply ululating.
 
2012-08-10 08:15:36 PM  
Sanchez is stinking up the joint. Where's Tebow?
 
2012-08-10 08:16:00 PM  
OK, folks, get ready to talk about Colt McCoy!
 
2012-08-10 08:17:25 PM  
TD Chiefs!
 
2012-08-10 08:17:40 PM  
Cmon d, can't let free tds like that
 
2012-08-10 08:18:01 PM  

Kenny B: Sanchez is stinking up the joint. Where's Tebow?


Special teams.
 
2012-08-10 08:18:42 PM  

libranoelrose: Kenny B: Sanchez is stinking up the joint. Where's Tebow?

Special teams.


Getting under center
 
2012-08-10 08:18:49 PM  
Textbook drive by the Chefs there. Hillis and Charles look really, really good.
 
2012-08-10 08:20:54 PM  
Obama & Biden in the same commercial. Drink!
 
2012-08-10 08:22:33 PM  

Kenny B: Obama & Biden in the same commercial. Drink!


And Tebow completes his first pass. Drink some more!
 
2012-08-10 08:24:19 PM  
Tebow still has that ratty stubble? Either shave or let it grow, it's not college any more.
 
2012-08-10 08:24:25 PM  
Tebow scrambles 14 yards on 3rd down. DRINK
 
2012-08-10 08:24:33 PM  
Dang, no ryan williams tonight
 
2012-08-10 08:25:17 PM  

4NSpy: Tebow still has that ratty stubble? Either shave or let it grow, it's not college any more.


Yeah cause he should have stayed in with a pocket breaking down immediately and taken a sack.
 
2012-08-10 08:25:29 PM  

CavalierEternal: OK, folks, get ready to talk about Colt McCoy!


And a punt. Looks like he's in regular season form.
 
2012-08-10 08:25:43 PM  
DJ with the stuff!
 
2012-08-10 08:26:08 PM  
What are the odds that Tebow is in the closet?
 
2012-08-10 08:26:37 PM  
What the hell, alfonso smith didn't follow the fullback. Thats why hes there you fool!
 
2012-08-10 08:27:16 PM  
LOL he hit a cheerleader though
 
2012-08-10 08:27:35 PM  

bel4sucks: LOL he hit a cheerleader though


She's now pregnant.
 
2012-08-10 08:28:31 PM  
Matriculate that ball, boys...
 
2012-08-10 08:28:50 PM  

4NSpy: bel4sucks: LOL he hit a cheerleader though

She's now pregnant.


I lol'd
 
2012-08-10 08:29:06 PM  
HILLIS!!!
 
2012-08-10 08:29:56 PM  
Chiefs to the 3!
 
2012-08-10 08:30:32 PM  
TD CHIEFS!!!!
 
2012-08-10 08:30:42 PM  

4NSpy: She's now pregnant.


Link

Whoooo might make ya head blow off
 
2012-08-10 08:30:48 PM  
Let em score cards and get the back back, it's cool it's still the preseaon.
 
2012-08-10 08:31:35 PM  
This Browns announcer sounds like he just came from the dentist.
 
2012-08-10 08:31:37 PM  

bel4sucks: LOL he hit a cheerleader though


She WAS open!
 
2012-08-10 08:31:45 PM  

neuroflare: Let em score cards and get the back back, it's cool it's still the preseaon.


Ball back.

/farking phone
 
2012-08-10 08:32:56 PM  

libranoelrose: TD CHIEFS!!!!


I know it's the the preseason and all, but fark... these two drives remind me of the Green/Holmes days. Winston is creating HUGE holes on the right side, and our running game looks awesome because of it. Peyton Hillis looks like the guy from two years ago.
 
2012-08-10 08:34:31 PM  

beantowndog: This Browns announcer sounds like he just came from the dentist.


That's Bernie Kosar, and he has some Parkinson's like disease.
 
2012-08-10 08:34:51 PM  
Get smith out if there whiz, damn
 
2012-08-10 08:35:13 PM  
What has my life become where I'm watching a Lions/Browns pre-season game on a friday night?
 
2012-08-10 08:35:36 PM  
Bad decision there skelton that could have been an int
 
2012-08-10 08:36:03 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: TD CHIEFS!!!!

I know it's the the preseason and all, but fark... these two drives remind me of the Green/Holmes days. Winston is creating HUGE holes on the right side, and our running game looks awesome because of it. Peyton Hillis looks like the guy from two years ago.


Yeah, they are making it look too easy.

And the D seems to be solid.
 
2012-08-10 08:36:16 PM  
Go Lions!
 
2012-08-10 08:36:30 PM  
Lol, typing on this damn phone puts me one play begins constantly
 
2012-08-10 08:36:54 PM  

4NSpy: What has my life become where I'm watching a Lions/Browns pre-season game on a friday night?


That made me lol

Sorry, dude.
 
2012-08-10 08:37:27 PM  

Troy McClure: That's Bernie Kosar, and he has some Parkinson's like disease.


1.bp.blogspot.com

He also played Your Ship's Doctor on The Love Boat.
 
2012-08-10 08:37:40 PM  

neuroflare: Lol, typing on this damn phone puts me one play begins constantly


lol
 
2012-08-10 08:37:50 PM  

neuroflare: Lol, typing on this damn phone puts me one play begins constantly


Behind. Thats it, I'm done. I'm spending more time correcting crap than watching
 
2012-08-10 08:40:02 PM  
Stanzi should be in there, not Quinn.

WTF, Romeo?
 
2012-08-10 08:40:19 PM  
TACKLE DAMNIT
 
2012-08-10 08:40:26 PM  

4NSpy: What has my life become where I'm watching a Lions/Browns pre-season game on a friday night?


If you're drinking I'd say you're doing just fine. Then again, I'm a Lions fan so I have more than a "hey, football's back!" interest in this game
 
2012-08-10 08:40:32 PM  
Beautiful catch by Jordan Cameron!
 
2012-08-10 08:40:37 PM  
The courageous QB returns!
 
2012-08-10 08:41:46 PM  

libranoelrose: Stanzi should be in there, not Quinn.

WTF, Romeo?


Stanzi has been stinking it up in practice. I'm ok with this.
 
2012-08-10 08:42:25 PM  
Adrian wilson farked that guys shiat up
 
2012-08-10 08:42:26 PM  

libranoelrose: Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: TD CHIEFS!!!!

I know it's the the preseason and all, but fark... these two drives remind me of the Green/Holmes days. Winston is creating HUGE holes on the right side, and our running game looks awesome because of it. Peyton Hillis looks like the guy from two years ago.

Yeah, they are making it look too easy.

And the D seems to be solid.


I know it's pre-season, but I like seeing our team look good in pre-season for a change.

Also, Lol Jets. It's going to be so fun to watch that meltdown this year.
 
2012-08-10 08:43:17 PM  

Polish Hussar: 4NSpy: What has my life become where I'm watching a Lions/Browns pre-season game on a friday night?

If you're drinking I'd say you're doing just fine. Then again, I'm a Lions fan so I have more than a "hey, football's back!" interest in this game


img.photobucket.com

/just being snarky
//had more than a passing interest in last night's Bears game
 
2012-08-10 08:43:28 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: Stanzi should be in there, not Quinn.

WTF, Romeo?

Stanzi has been stinking it up in practice. I'm ok with this.


You know it's over when Brady Quinn is taking your second string job.
 
2012-08-10 08:44:04 PM  
Dawson for 3, deficit cut to 4.
 
2012-08-10 08:44:27 PM  
Whoa, three Chiefs fans in a Fark thread? Awesome.

/Than again, it's Friday night, so I'm not sure what this says about us or the city...
//Actually living in WI atm
 
2012-08-10 08:46:30 PM  
I keep trying to remind myself that Bernie Kosar was a really smart guy who graduated college early with two degrees. How many concussions did that guy get in his years with the Browns?
 
2012-08-10 08:49:58 PM  
It wouldn't be preseason without horrible interviews no one cares about.

Now with bad sound!
 
2012-08-10 08:51:10 PM  

Jubeebee: Polish Hussar: 4NSpy: What has my life become where I'm watching a Lions/Browns pre-season game on a friday night?

If you're drinking I'd say you're doing just fine. Then again, I'm a Lions fan so I have more than a "hey, football's back!" interest in this game

[img.photobucket.com image 157x157]

/just being snarky
//had more than a passing interest in last night's Bears game


No worries, it is well deserved. Although, speaking of the 2008 season, it's a shame Dan Orlovsky didn't play at his 2008 level during his tenure with the Colts last season. The Colts going 0-16 would have been the very definition of epic fail.
 
2012-08-10 08:51:30 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Whoa, three Chiefs fans in a Fark thread? Awesome.

/Than again, it's Friday night, so I'm not sure what this says about us or the city...
//Actually living in WI atm


We love our team!

Sbdolan: I keep trying to remind myself that Bernie Kosar was a really smart guy who graduated college early with two degrees. How many concussions did that guy get in his years with the Browns?


That reminds me of Drew Carey's Kosar impression.

He would point at the microphone stand and then walk over and push it over.
 
2012-08-10 08:52:32 PM  
That was not a hold
 
2012-08-10 08:53:09 PM  
Long, #19 on the Lions, is nicknamed "Vanilla Gorilla"
 
2012-08-10 08:53:24 PM  
INTERCEPTION CHIEFS!!!

Penalty would have been holding Hali.
 
2012-08-10 08:53:29 PM  

Triumph: CavalierEternal: Beautiful catch by Jordan Cameron!

How's um...***checks list***...

[desmond.yfrog.com image 426x639]

...How's Weeden doing?


Good first drive. O-line was out of sync, had him rushing passes early and resulted in a close INT.

All in all, 3/9 for 62 yards and an INT.
 
2012-08-10 08:54:12 PM  

neuroflare: That was not a hold


Yeah it was.
 
2012-08-10 08:54:18 PM  
TD Lions! 14-3 Lions
 
2012-08-10 08:54:47 PM  
And now PI in the endzone.

this is a fun game.
 
2012-08-10 08:55:35 PM  
Wow these are bad calls
 
2012-08-10 08:55:45 PM  
And then we lose a yard. :|
 
2012-08-10 08:56:20 PM  
And we lose 2 more...

Damn you slow, Brady.
 
2012-08-10 08:56:36 PM  

neuroflare: Wow these are bad calls


Hopefully the NFL referee labor dispute will be settled shortly
 
2012-08-10 08:57:21 PM  
Aaaand that's enough Brady Quinn for one night. Yeesh
 
2012-08-10 08:58:06 PM  

Polish Hussar: neuroflare: Wow these are bad calls

Hopefully the NFL referee labor dispute will be settled shortly


He mad.

Hali was being tackled to the ground, not sure how he thinks that wasn't holding.

The PI could have not been called and I wouldn't have a problem, but it was borderline, not a bad call.
 
2012-08-10 08:58:39 PM  
HORRIBLE holding call on Josh Gordon.

NFL, end this referee labor dispute NOW.
 
2012-08-10 08:59:59 PM  
 
2012-08-10 09:00:05 PM  

Polish Hussar: Long, #19 on the Lions, is nicknamed "Vanilla Gorilla"


Polish Hussar: Long, #19 on the Lions, is nicknamed "Vanilla Gorilla"


Local kid AND wearing #19. Hope the fan support doesn't head in an Inge direction.
 
2012-08-10 09:00:24 PM  
Blocked punt, Cincy? Unpossible.
 
2012-08-10 09:00:45 PM  
Who is this kicker?
 
2012-08-10 09:01:18 PM  

KushanMadman: Aaaand that's enough Brady Quinn for one night. Yeesh


Brady Quinn for Heisman!
 
2012-08-10 09:01:22 PM  

libranoelrose: Polish Hussar: neuroflare: Wow these are bad calls

Hopefully the NFL referee labor dispute will be settled shortly

He mad.

Hali was being tackled to the ground, not sure how he thinks that wasn't holding.

The PI could have not been called and I wouldn't have a problem, but it was borderline, not a bad call.


I was talking about the holding on anthony sherman, not the one where hali was held, and that pi. I think the hali one was legit
 
rka
2012-08-10 09:01:36 PM  
Guess the Jets need all the punt coverage help they can get.

Get used to that though Jets. Lots of punts in your future.
 
2012-08-10 09:01:43 PM  
Thought I hit quote once.
 
2012-08-10 09:02:49 PM  
Yeah, these officials are really, really bad. They seem so scared to make a wrong call, they make no call.
 
2012-08-10 09:03:17 PM  

libranoelrose: Polish Hussar: neuroflare: Wow these are bad calls

Hopefully the NFL referee labor dispute will be settled shortly

He mad.

Hali was being tackled to the ground, not sure how he thinks that wasn't holding.

The PI could have not been called and I wouldn't have a problem, but it was borderline, not a bad call.


It was pretty bad. It bailed out Brady pretty good, though.

Love how the starting unit looked, but Quinn... I dearly hope not to be watching him this season.
 
2012-08-10 09:03:30 PM  

neuroflare: I was talking about the holding on anthony sherman, not the one where hali was held, and that pi. I think the hali one was legit


Oh, I missed that one, was taking the dog out.

PI could have gone either way.

With all the bad officiating by the regular zebras I don't know why anyone would really biatch about the replacements.
 
2012-08-10 09:03:31 PM  
Brown on Brown!
 
2012-08-10 09:03:42 PM  
Colt Mccoy either looks like a really pissed off midget, or a very serious 12 year old. Not sure which.
 
2012-08-10 09:04:17 PM  
I am now absolutely, 100% on the side of the referees in this labor dispute. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, JUST END THIS NOW!
 
2012-08-10 09:05:02 PM  
Kellen Moore in at QB for the Lions
 
2012-08-10 09:05:28 PM  
The best thing about preseason football on the NFL Network is the National Association of Realtors Halftime Show.
 
2012-08-10 09:06:08 PM  
Holy crap. Poe is one big motherfarker.
 
2012-08-10 09:06:33 PM  
Well we know kolb can throw to the back shoulder of the receiver on the left (the y receiver?)
 
2012-08-10 09:08:11 PM  
We're gonna see Quinn again.
 
2012-08-10 09:09:45 PM  

libranoelrose: Holy crap. Poe is one big motherfarker.


And surprisingly animate for a man who's been dead for 113 years
 
2012-08-10 09:11:08 PM  

Polish Hussar: libranoelrose: Holy crap. Poe is one big motherfarker.

And surprisingly animate for a man who's been dead for 113 years


He's been ringing some bells.
 
2012-08-10 09:11:11 PM  
Circle k must be from the mid west, nobody in dioxins calls soft drinks "pop". It's soda in these parts.

/local station ad for their "polar pop" foam cups
 
2012-08-10 09:11:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: libranoelrose: Holy crap. Poe is one big motherfarker.

And surprisingly animate for a man who's been dead for 113 163 years


FTFM
 
2012-08-10 09:11:49 PM  
I'm really liking the depth we've got in the backfield.

This Draughn guy looks pretty good.
 
2012-08-10 09:12:01 PM  

neuroflare: Circle k must be from the mid west, nobody in dioxins calls soft drinks "pop". It's soda in these parts.

/local station ad for their "polar pop" foam cups


Heathen.
 
2012-08-10 09:12:43 PM  
Lions lead the Browns 14-3 at the half
 
2012-08-10 09:13:22 PM  

KushanMadman: neuroflare: Circle k must be from the mid west, nobody in dioxins calls soft drinks "pop". It's soda in these parts.

/local station ad for their "polar pop" foam cups

Heathen.


That was supposed to be arizona, not dioxin
 
2012-08-10 09:13:52 PM  
Where is Moeaki?

Is he healthy?
 
2012-08-10 09:14:29 PM  
Sh*tty first half for the Browns. O-line not in sync, too many injuries, got burned on way too many calls by these f*cking scab refs.
 
2012-08-10 09:14:29 PM  

neuroflare: KushanMadman: neuroflare: Circle k must be from the mid west, nobody in dioxins calls soft drinks "pop". It's soda in these parts.

/local station ad for their "polar pop" foam cups

Heathen.

That was supposed to be arizona, not dioxin


Filter pwn?
 
2012-08-10 09:15:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: neuroflare: KushanMadman: neuroflare: Circle k must be from the mid west, nobody in dioxins calls soft drinks "pop". It's soda in these parts.

/local station ad for their "polar pop" foam cups

Heathen.

That was supposed to be arizona, not dioxin

Filter pwn?


Cell phone pwn. I blame swype
 
2012-08-10 09:15:44 PM  
Newsflash! The Dolphins still suck.
 
2012-08-10 09:16:58 PM  

Kenny B: Newsflash! The Dolphins still suck.


From what I've seen this game, so do my Cards
 
2012-08-10 09:18:38 PM  
Brady Quinn jokes were funnier before he was on my frigging team.

These fan service commercials are actually ok, that Chiefs fans are getting. Impossible not to appreciate Eric Berry or Brandon Flowers talking up the fan base.
 
2012-08-10 09:20:11 PM  
Speaking as a Mets fan, meaningless preseason Giants games are actually a viable alternative.
 
rka
2012-08-10 09:20:49 PM  
Bonus Teeboo time.
 
2012-08-10 09:21:13 PM  
Kolb must be allergic the the pocket.
 
2012-08-10 09:22:28 PM  
everyjoe.com

♪ ♫ YA DON'T KNOW WHATCHA GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE ♪ ♫
 
2012-08-10 09:24:40 PM  
I can't stand the phone anymore. I'm gonna watch the shiatty TV in my room with an actual devices that allows me to type.
 
2012-08-10 09:27:14 PM  

Already Disturbed: Speaking as a Mets fan, meaningless preseason Giants games are actually a viable alternative.


Speaking of the Giants, in his latest TV commercial I noticed that Eli had grown a set of wings. Has Goodell made a ruling on those yet? Is he going to be allowed to use them during games? Only if he stays behind the line of scrimmage? Is Goodell going to personally amputate them with a chainsaw?
 
2012-08-10 09:29:18 PM  

CavalierEternal: Sh*tty first half for the Browns. O-line not in sync, too many injuries, got burned on way too many calls by these f*cking scab refs.


Man, I appreciate you, you are constant as the Northern star and everything, but how is that Kool-Aid IV treating you?
 
2012-08-10 09:29:19 PM  
Dammit.
 
2012-08-10 09:31:39 PM  

a sharp nail: CavalierEternal: Sh*tty first half for the Browns. O-line not in sync, too many injuries, got burned on way too many calls by these f*cking scab refs.

Man, I appreciate you, you are constant as the Northern star and everything, but how is that Kool-Aid IV treating you?


Just fine, thanks. We've got a young team making rookie mistakes in their first game together. It's really exacerbating the situation that we've got an officiating crew that apparently wasn't informed that tackling a receiver before the catch constitutes pass interference.
 
2012-08-10 09:35:20 PM  
POINTS! CARDS ON THE BOARD!
 
2012-08-10 09:38:03 PM  
Out of curiosity, what's everyone drinking tonight? I've had a Dark Horse Crooked Tree IPA and a Cheboygan Lighthouse Amber
 
2012-08-10 09:38:35 PM  

Already Disturbed: Speaking as a Mets fan, meaningless preseason Giants games are actually a viable alternative.


Braves beating Mets right now.
 
2012-08-10 09:44:30 PM  
TOUCHDOWN SMELLEY!
 
2012-08-10 09:51:17 PM  
Did Succop bleach his hair?
 
2012-08-10 09:52:07 PM  

Polish Hussar: Out of curiosity, what's everyone drinking tonight? I've had a Dark Horse Crooked Tree IPA and a Cheboygan Lighthouse Amber


Eating a fish sammich right now.

Heineken's in the fridge.
 
2012-08-10 09:53:30 PM  
What hell was that?
 
2012-08-10 09:54:30 PM  

Polish Hussar: Out of curiosity, what's everyone drinking tonight? I've had a Dark Horse Crooked Tree IPA and a Cheboygan Lighthouse Amber


Devil's Elbow IPA from Howe Sound Brewery.
 
2012-08-10 09:56:12 PM  

Polish Hussar: Out of curiosity, what's everyone drinking tonight? I've had a Dark Horse Crooked Tree IPA and a Cheboygan Lighthouse Amber


Magic Hat and perhaps El Toro.
 
2012-08-10 09:59:59 PM  
Hold 'em Chiefs!
 
2012-08-10 10:00:34 PM  
Yes!
 
2012-08-10 10:01:11 PM  
Carp.
 
2012-08-10 10:03:04 PM  
It's been reported that Rex Ryan was impressed with Tebows footwork.
 
2012-08-10 10:03:53 PM  

Gryphonkin: Tickle Mittens: Gryphonkin: Go Niners ^_^

Yes, go 9ers. Straight to hell. Blessed be DVOA 7.0 and it's prediction of 9ers regression!

I don't expect another 13-3. 10-6 or 11-5 will be more than enough to win the NFC West. And take us right back to the Superbowl, this time ;)


You will take your 7.2 wins and you will like it!
 
2012-08-10 10:05:45 PM  
Did Pioli go on some kind of fast?
 
2012-08-10 10:06:13 PM  
Will somebody here please buy me a Brad Smelley jersey?
 
2012-08-10 10:08:57 PM  
Nice snatch, Walker!
 
2012-08-10 10:09:16 PM  
And the LOLphins are down 17-7 to Tampa Bay. Gonna be a long season.
 
2012-08-10 10:10:05 PM  

libranoelrose: Did Succop bleach his hair?


He's showing his support for the Honey Badger.
 
2012-08-10 10:11:53 PM  
Did I say 17? I meant 20. They're down 20-7. To Tampa Farking Bay.


/kill me
//please stop sucking, 'phins
 
2012-08-10 10:12:46 PM  
Okay, guys, I got here as soon as I could, anyone watching the Jaguars game?
 
2012-08-10 10:14:40 PM  

Bunny Deville: Okay, guys, I got here as soon as I could, anyone watching the Jaguars game?


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-10 10:15:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: Out of curiosity, what's everyone drinking tonight? I've had a Dark Horse Crooked Tree IPA and a Cheboygan Lighthouse Amber


Just boring old Blue for me.
 
2012-08-10 10:17:13 PM  
I actually wanted to check out a little bit of the game because I keep snagging Justin Blackmon (who I LOVED in college, but... farking Gabbert) in the 8th-9th rounds of FF leagues, but I tuned in too late :-\
 
2012-08-10 10:18:55 PM  
Stanzi sighting!
 
2012-08-10 10:21:26 PM  
I'm sure Rex Ryan and Adam Sandler together will be great!
 
2012-08-10 10:22:37 PM  
Come on, Devlin. You're at the 5 yard line.
 
2012-08-10 10:27:19 PM  
That looked like a fumble to me.
 
2012-08-10 10:27:54 PM  
Yep, Chiefs ball.
 
2012-08-10 10:27:57 PM  
Dammit Lions, you made me miss the ItP.
 
2012-08-10 10:28:22 PM  
TOUCHDOWN THOMAS!

going for two...

...no good. Tits.
 
2012-08-10 10:30:09 PM  
20-7, Tampa Bay. Hey, we play the NY Jets Tebows in Sept!
 
2012-08-10 10:33:30 PM  
Nice touch on that pass from Stanzi.

Why the fark Quinn is considered the number 2 guy is beyond me.
 
2012-08-10 10:34:55 PM  
Checking in just long enough to say "YAY BUNGLES!"

Now off to watch me some Arena Bowl.
 
2012-08-10 10:35:27 PM  
Fark the 49ers

Go vikes
 
2012-08-10 10:36:27 PM  
I especially liked how every single member of the viking defense fell for Kaepernick's fake handoff and let him have an 80 yard TD run.
 
2012-08-10 10:41:18 PM  

Gryphonkin: I especially liked how every single member of the viking defense fell for Kaepernick's fake handoff and let him have an 80 yard TD run.


Theyll not be fooled like THAT again
 
2012-08-10 10:43:15 PM  
Go-ahead field goal attempt coming up for the Browns with 33 seconds to go...
 
2012-08-10 10:43:30 PM  
Damn Brian Carroll fan...
 
2012-08-10 10:44:33 PM  
GOOD!
 
2012-08-10 10:48:13 PM  
INTERCEPTION! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!
 
mjg
2012-08-10 10:53:40 PM  
Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos, at the half.
 
2012-08-10 10:56:11 PM  
Farking flags on every play now.
 
2012-08-10 11:00:24 PM  
Dammit?
 
2012-08-10 11:00:59 PM  
Why is Fark eating some of my posts?
 
2012-08-10 11:01:48 PM  
Chiefs are proving again that you can not have a defense and ride the offense to a win.

/hell, it worked in 2003.
 
2012-08-10 11:02:18 PM  
BROWN AND ORANGE, BABY!

dlbpdvucg3lig.cloudfront.net
 
2012-08-10 11:03:15 PM  

mjg: Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos Roughriders, at the half.


FTFT&P.
 
2012-08-10 11:09:56 PM  
32-31 Jags!

Gabbert looked really good.
Jennings looked awesome.
Hell, Anger had two that had to be 60+ yards in the air and 5-6 seconds of hang time.

MJD lost a ton of leverage.
The NFL lost a ton of leverage with the refs.
 
2012-08-10 11:12:45 PM  

ole prophet: The NFL lost a ton of leverage with the refs.


Oooooooh yeah. Aside from an absolutely unacceptable amount of missed calls or calls on clean plays, the Browns-Lions game tonight took about 45 minutes longer than it should've just because of how long it took the refs to get their sh*t together on every damn play.
 
2012-08-10 11:16:09 PM  

CavalierEternal: ole prophet: The NFL lost a ton of leverage with the refs.

Oooooooh yeah. Aside from an absolutely unacceptable amount of missed calls or calls on clean plays, the Browns-Lions game tonight took about 45 minutes longer than it should've just because of how long it took the refs to get their sh*t together on every damn play.


It took them at least 5 minutes to get a call wrong with 2 seconds left in the game here.

They're just bad.
 
2012-08-10 11:17:58 PM  

Marine1: Chiefs are proving again that you can not have a defense and ride the offense to a win.

/hell, it worked in 2003.


I wouldn't be worried about defense in the preseason. Everything is completely vanilla.
 
2012-08-10 11:20:19 PM  

ole prophet: 32-31 Jags!

Gabbert looked really good.
Jennings looked awesome.
Hell, Anger had two that had to be 60+ yards in the air and 5-6 seconds of hang time.

MJD lost a ton of leverage.
The NFL lost a ton of leverage with the refs.


Everyone said they were crazy for taking Anger as high in the draft as they did, but I think it was worth it.
 
2012-08-10 11:32:48 PM  

mjg: Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos, at the half.


How do you get a hold of those games in the US?

I like Canadian football. I don't have as much emotional investment in the game, and actually get to enjoy it. It's less commercial, too.
 
2012-08-10 11:40:58 PM  
No fight thread tonight, so I'll leave this here.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 11:43:28 PM  

Bunny Deville: ole prophet: 32-31 Jags!

Gabbert looked really good.
Jennings looked awesome.
Hell, Anger had two that had to be 60+ yards in the air and 5-6 seconds of hang time.

MJD lost a ton of leverage.
The NFL lost a ton of leverage with the refs.

Everyone said they were crazy for taking Anger as high in the draft as they did, but I think it was worth it.


So far, so good with him. One preseason game does not a star make, but I didn't see anything wrong with the pick tonight.
 
mjg
2012-08-10 11:49:57 PM  

Marine1: mjg: Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos, at the half.

How do you get a hold of those games in the US?

I like Canadian football. I don't have as much emotional investment in the game, and actually get to enjoy it. It's less commercial, too.



Actually, NBC Sports (yeah, a bad name right now) will be showing CFL games beginning this month. Check your listings. Most games will be on Mondays and Fridays, plus the playoffs.

/check it out
// and also justin dot tv
 
2012-08-11 12:23:19 AM  

mjg: Marine1: mjg: Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos, at the half.

How do you get a hold of those games in the US?

I like Canadian football. I don't have as much emotional investment in the game, and actually get to enjoy it. It's less commercial, too.


Actually, NBC Sports (yeah, a bad name right now) will be showing CFL games beginning this month. Check your listings. Most games will be on Mondays and Fridays, plus the playoffs.

/check it out
// and also justin dot tv


Schweet. It shall be my consolation when the Chiefs drunkenly stumble into the playoffs this year and don't win their first game.
 
2012-08-11 12:42:45 AM  

mjg: Marine1: mjg: Late to the dance. Come on Vikes. Arg.

So if anyone is interested Saskatchewan tied it up 10-10 against the Eskimos, at the half.

How do you get a hold of those games in the US?

I like Canadian football. I don't have as much emotional investment in the game, and actually get to enjoy it. It's less commercial, too.


Actually, NBC Sports (yeah, a bad name right now) will be showing CFL games beginning this month. Check your listings. Most games will be on Mondays and Fridays, plus the playoffs.

/check it out
// and also justin dot tv


Adding to this, ESPN3 has live streams of all the games. Higher quality than the pirate streams if I'm not mistaken.

/congrats Edmonton
 
2012-08-11 08:03:57 AM  

CavalierEternal: INTERCEPTION! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!


You know you're a Cleveland fan when you go nuts over a preseason win.

By the way, how about those Indians?
 
2012-08-11 08:14:47 AM  
Buffalo pre-season football game. The Bills 1st string offense played no-huddle hurry up offense the entire first quarter. When Hall of fame Quarterback Jim Kelly ran this, they called it the "K-Gun" offense.

What will they call it with Fitzpatrick?

If you watched the game Thursday night, you'd call it the "F-Bomb"
 
2012-08-11 12:26:46 PM  
Norv: "Was playing my starting running back in a preseason game a bad idea? Was that wrong?"

This is gonna be a looooooooong season.
 
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