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(New York Daily News)   Ladies and gentlemen, Da ya think I'm sexy productions presents: A day at thebeach, a spiral into horror (some images NSFW)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 42
    More: Scary, Da Ya, Kim Kardashian, music production, Miami Beach, Lindsay Lohan, Rod Stewart, celebrity  
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10721 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Aug 2012 at 1:47 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-10 12:19:52 PM
Gramma?
No... Grandma NOOO!!!
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2012-08-10 01:07:16 PM
Wow, people get old. Who knew?
 
2012-08-10 01:22:45 PM
I don't want to see any guy in a Speedo, but for his age, Rod doesn't look that bad.
 
2012-08-10 01:53:13 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't want to see any guy in a Speedo, but for his age, Rod doesn't look that bad.


I would like to see lots of men in speedos, but Rod Stewart is not one. He doesn't look bad for his age though.

\Speedo pics or GTFO
 
2012-08-10 01:58:50 PM
Back in the day with Britt Ekland. Could have used some grooming:

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2012-08-10 02:07:45 PM
The one of Octomom didn't look that bad.
 
2012-08-10 02:17:55 PM

TsarTom: Gramma?
No... Grandma NOOO!!!
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GAH! Steve, put a beach towel on...or something! Geeze! Rod actually looks great compared to that!

Really, Rod isn't too bad looking, considering his age.
 
2012-08-10 02:35:23 PM
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Sam? Sam, no! What has Sauron done to you!?
 
2012-08-10 02:35:31 PM
While it's certainly not his best shape, Arnold is looking pretty good for a geezer.
 
2012-08-10 02:43:20 PM
In other news: Not every ages as well as Cindy Crawford.

/shocking!
 
2012-08-10 02:53:55 PM
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That is the ugliest bathing suit I have ever seen.

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Steve Martin just looks like a normal old guy. Actually in pretty good shape. And it's not like he was ever an action star, he's a comedian.
 
2012-08-10 03:00:21 PM
I just can't get snarky about people on the beach - we all get older, none of us will have our 18 year old body when we're 60, and I don't like this idea that only the perfectly toned and beautiful are allowed on the beach. Fark that.

Anyway, the only one that looks snark worthy is Dog, and that's just because of his ridiculous hair, and that isn't age to blame, it's his own fault.
 
2012-08-10 03:03:00 PM
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"WE ARE TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"
 
2012-08-10 03:04:46 PM
Stop taking and printing "glamor shots" of old men. Problem solved.
 
2012-08-10 03:12:13 PM
And I'm sure the person who took all the time to compile this list has a perfect body.
 
2012-08-10 03:25:47 PM
The only one I would comment on is Dog or whatever the fark the bounty hunter guy's name is....He must wear a full body girdle or something on his show, because the few times I've seen it, the looks like he's actually in decent shape....according to the pic, apparently not...

as for the others, mostly old men who have enough age, wisdom and money to just not give a fark anymore....
 
2012-08-10 03:27:31 PM
The one that freaks me out is Ivana Trump, because her head looks tiny compared to the rest of her.
 
2012-08-10 03:32:14 PM
www.scene-stealers.com

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2012-08-10 04:38:43 PM
No man should ever wear a speedo, ever.
 
2012-08-10 05:13:48 PM
I call BS on the Octomom comment. She looks fine but this idiot says she should cover up because she had kids?

He's either Muslim or 15 years old.
 
2012-08-10 06:07:16 PM
I love that they end on Austin Powers.

/Bill Clinton? Lookin' good!
 
2012-08-10 06:38:34 PM
Subby sounds like one of those paparazzi website biatches.
 
2012-08-10 06:47:33 PM
hai guize whats goin on in this thread

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2012-08-10 06:49:26 PM
Who's the moron who put Michelle Rodriguez in the slideshow?
 
2012-08-10 08:23:28 PM

TsarTom: Gramma?
No... Grandma NOOO!!!
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Damn! I was going to post a comment about how much Americans get picked on for different things but at least we have enough sense not to wear Speedos. Leave it to Steven Tyler to fark that up
 
2012-08-10 08:32:46 PM

dittybopper: The one of Octomom didn't look that bad.


I've had a lot more soiled socks in my laundry since her porno was released.
 
2012-08-10 09:22:30 PM

jaytkay: Who's the moron who put Michelle Rodriguez in the slideshow?


Probably the same guy that pixelated her ass.

NSFW
 
2012-08-10 09:25:11 PM

smimmy: jaytkay: Who's the moron who put Michelle Rodriguez in the slideshow?

Probably the same guy that pixelated her ass.

NSFW


Not the most attractive woman.
 
2012-08-10 09:38:44 PM
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I'm not up on modern celebrities ... why am I not supposed to enjoy this, exactly?
 
2012-08-10 09:39:04 PM

MorePeasPlease: [assets.nydailynews.com image 505x500]

I'm not up on modern celebrities ... why am I not supposed to enjoy this, exactly?


That's a dude.
 
2012-08-10 10:53:01 PM
I like how they get all dramatic with "we never wanted to see this!" when half the pictures were taken with a telephoto lens.
 
2012-08-11 12:53:43 AM
A decent amount of those women are quite attractive
 
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2012-08-11 07:29:18 AM
Most of the guys look like typical middle to late aged men. Nothing too horror inducing. Even when you try to stay in peak physical shape the results aren't going to be magical as life goes on. Seen Iggy Pop in person which is pretty much what happens the the body ain't willing anymore.
 
2012-08-11 07:49:41 AM
Newsflash: People age.

And who wrote that tripe is gayer than Liberace.
 
2012-08-11 07:53:43 AM
I see the Daily News finally learned what the human body looks like (as well as some fakes).
 
2012-08-11 08:40:55 AM
As far as the guys go, I think Bill Clinton was the most normal looking of the bunch. Yeah, his face was redder than the rest of him.. so?
 
2012-08-11 09:54:50 AM

Alphax: As far as the guys go, I think Bill Clinton was the most normal looking of the bunch. Yeah, his face was redder than the rest of him.. so?


Don't you know that only beautiful (young) people are supossed to be on the beach...and people you like...and people whose politics you agree with...and guys without too much hair...

Anything else is an abomination, and an insult to beautiful people everywhere.
 
2012-08-11 10:10:21 AM
With the exception of the surgical oddities, everybody looks rather as they should.
 
2012-08-11 10:18:49 AM
For his age, Rod Stewart looks great, especially his face. Compare a closeup of his face to Robert Plant.
 
2012-08-11 12:57:08 PM

unfarkingbelievable: For his age, Rod Stewart looks great, especially his face. Compare a closeup of his face to Robert Plant.


Robert Plant lived for a living.
 
2012-08-12 06:50:54 AM
Pretty sure I've seen worse pictures of Arnie and Jack Nicholson...
Didn't mind folks looking like, well, regular folks.
 
2012-08-12 03:54:29 PM
Every weekend in the summer, I went to Coney Island. Most of the people there were Eastern European immigrants, Italian Americans, and local Coney Island blacks. I saw people from cute, bare bottomed tots to elderly people. I saw interesting tattoos from war vets and sad tattoos from people who did not ask for them.

I looked at all of those photos and, really, it's ok to get old. However, there are protocols for coverage at American beaches and a couple of them could have followed them. But, people get old, they shouldn't have to live at the gym and it looks like they were all having a nice day at the beach.
 
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