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(The New York Times)   GOP primary candidates in Florida do not speak to each other after an incident at a recent event where one whispered to the other, "You will regret this decision for the rest of your life. I will destroy you"   (nytimes.com) divider line 43
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2012-08-10 11:08:30 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-08-10 11:19:42 AM
Not my district, and I'm registered Dem anyway (I'm really beside myself on whether or not to vote for Bill Nelson for Senate again, though).

Regardless, I see their ads and I get their fliers. Mica's a dope, but Adams is endorsed by Allen West and Sarah Palin.

Make of that what you will.
 
2012-08-10 11:24:05 AM
I like that he doesn't outright deny that he said that to her, but basically says "No, no, no I said 'I will destroy you *for discussing my family during the debate*. You will regret *that* decision for the rest of your life." like that makes threatening your opponent is fine.
 
2012-08-10 11:24:39 AM

Diogenes: Not my district, and I'm registered Dem anyway (I'm really beside myself on whether or not to vote for Bill Nelson for Senate again, though).

Regardless, I see their ads and I get their fliers. Mica's a dope, but Adams is endorsed by Allen West and Sarah Palin.

Make of that what you will.


Having no other information than what you provided, I have to assume Adams is a complete farking idiot to garner those two endorsements.
 
2012-08-10 11:24:50 AM

Diogenes: Mica's a dope, but Adams is endorsed by Allen West and Sarah Palin.

Make of that what you will.


Dope vs. Derp

The classic American tale
 
2012-08-10 01:21:21 PM
Are you sure it wasn't an ad for Campaign?
 
2012-08-10 01:22:03 PM
I love that seriousness. I WILL DESTROY YOU! I think the most I personally can offer in the way of vengeance is slight irritation.

"I will MILDLY INCONVENIENCE you!"
 
2012-08-10 01:22:25 PM

mahuika: I like that he doesn't outright deny that he said that to her, but basically says "No, no, no I said 'I will destroy you *for discussing my family during the debate*. You will regret *that* decision for the rest of your life." like that makes threatening your opponent is fine.


Show me a nice person in politics and I'll show you someone who is new.
 
2012-08-10 01:23:15 PM

Rapmaster2000: I love that seriousness. I WILL DESTROY YOU! I think the most I personally can offer in the way of vengeance is slight irritation.

"I will MILDLY INCONVENIENCE you!"


I will prove myself mildly problematic to you.
 
2012-08-10 01:23:37 PM
Picture of Rep. Mica?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-10 01:24:02 PM
The idea that Democrats can easily steal seats from the GOP simply by helping a teabagger win the primary is farking hilarious.
 
2012-08-10 01:24:28 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com

Granted I think picking on someone for their looks is shallow and low, but this woman is 43? That is what the article says.

I would get on her for lying, no way she is 43.


I am 43 and she look well into her mid 50's
 
2012-08-10 01:26:36 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 01:27:23 PM
mlkshk.com
 
2012-08-10 01:28:19 PM
My name is Drago. I'm a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat. Soon, the whole world will know my name.
 
2012-08-10 01:29:55 PM
Ooooh, look out. It's for reals now.
 
2012-08-10 01:31:51 PM

maniacbastard: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 650x450]

Granted I think picking on someone for their looks is shallow and low, but this woman is 43? That is what the article says.

I would get on her for lying, no way she is 43.

I am 43 and she look well into her mid 50's


I was about to say...if she is 43...she looks every minute of it.

My wife and I are 42,, and dare I say we look 20 years younger than that witch.
 
2012-08-10 01:34:18 PM
We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.
 
2012-08-10 01:40:00 PM

Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.


but at least we won't have socialisms anymore, right?
 
2012-08-10 01:40:56 PM

Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.


Just the way the Emperor intended.
 
2012-08-10 01:41:01 PM

Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.



Paleoconservativism!
 
2012-08-10 01:43:49 PM
You're not going to destroy her. She'll either win and make you look stupid or she'll lose and go back to doing whatever the hell prematurely aged her. Politicians are the original Internet tough guys. It's like when John McCain used to challenge people to fights. You're old and can't use one leg or either arm. Knock it off. The only reason you get away with it is you hang out with a bunch of other old doughy dudes. You're worse than the people in the Fark massacre threads who totally would have stopped the maniac in his tracks.
 
2012-08-10 01:44:45 PM

Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.


Sounds like fun.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2012-08-10 01:45:21 PM

Weaver95: Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.

but at least we won't have socialisms anymore, right?


Live free AND die baby. I can't wait for the reintroduction of smallpox liberty scabs.
 
2012-08-10 01:45:33 PM

Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Oblig
 
2012-08-10 01:46:48 PM

VJStinger: Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.

Sounds like fun.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD FOR REAGAN!

Khorne-ayn rand cares not from whence the blood flows, they care only that it should flow!

KILLFRENZY!
 
2012-08-10 01:52:34 PM
I like the way that an advertisement simply showing your opponent in the same room as Balrog Hussein Fartnambla is seen as a way to get Tea Party support.

"ZOMG, he's standing next teh Kenyan!!1! RINO!1"
 
2012-08-10 01:55:49 PM
Wow that was a lonnnnnnnng string of yellow-highlighted Kibblers.

*flexing*
 
2012-08-10 02:03:03 PM

strangeguitar: I was about to say...if she is 43...she looks every minute of it.


I'm 40 and my mother is 68. We both look younger than her.
 
2012-08-10 02:07:39 PM

Paul Baumer: Kibbler: We're on our way to a Stone Age Party. No government. No taxes. No civlilization. Bands of nomadic hunter-gatherers endlessly warring for scant resources.

FREEDOM.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x368]

Oblig



Banding together sounds socialist to me.

It should be individual animals taking care of their needs and only their needs, like the noble snake, anything else is for RINOs
 
2012-08-10 02:47:01 PM

Crewmannumber6: mahuika: I like that he doesn't outright deny that he said that to her, but basically says "No, no, no I said 'I will destroy you *for discussing my family during the debate*. You will regret *that* decision for the rest of your life." like that makes threatening your opponent is fine.

Show me a nice person in politics and I'll show you someone who is new.


upload.wikimedia.org

Hopefully the next Senator for Wisconsin.
 
2012-08-10 02:48:00 PM

maniacbastard: Granted I think picking on someone for their looks is shallow and low, but this woman is 43? That is what the article says.

I would get on her for lying, no way she is 43.

I am 43 and she look well into her mid 50's


Lindsay Lohan is still in her 20s.
Just sayin'.
 
2012-08-10 02:48:26 PM

sprawl15: The idea that Democrats can easily steal seats from the GOP simply by helping a teabagger win the primary is farking hilarious.


It works for the Senate. Not so much for the House as districts can be much more radical than whole states.
 
2012-08-10 02:53:51 PM

Sabyen91:

[Tammy Baldwin]

Hopefully the next Senator for Wisconsin


Yay! She was my commencement speaker. And also is a great politician. Would love to see her in the Senate
 
2012-08-10 03:06:29 PM

Arkanaut: Picture of Rep. Mica?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x280]


Ivan Drago was more of an "I must break you" kind of guy.

This crazy biatch, however, liked "destroy."

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 03:35:10 PM
I hate articles like this that essentially paint a "fix old no new" faction versus a "no old new now" faction, as if there's nothing more.

SOME people think this way, and I believe various sources of media are of the belief that the vast majority of people in this nation are that stupid.
 
2012-08-10 03:36:58 PM
And I say that as someone who has a hard time taking any of the Tea Party Conservatives seriously.

It's not because their ideas are "new' or that they've not been too involved in politics in the past, it's because they're f*cking retarded and have NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS regarding changing the direction of this nation.
 
2012-08-10 05:16:17 PM

Sgt Otter: Arkanaut: Picture of Rep. Mica?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x280]

Ivan Drago was more of an "I must break you" kind of guy.

This crazy biatch, however, liked "destroy."

[img.photobucket.com image 550x738]


I don't know who that woman is...but I love her.
 
2012-08-10 05:23:20 PM

Diogenes: Not my district, and I'm registered Dem anyway (I'm really beside myself on whether or not to vote for Bill Nelson for Senate again, though).

Regardless, I see their ads and I get their fliers. Mica's a dope, but Adams is endorsed by Allen West and Sarah Palin.

Make of that what you will.


that is isn't a political death sentence is, to quote krauthammer: "i am out of adjectives".

that allen west got elected simply amazes me. and IIRC from a well to do district.
 
2012-08-10 05:45:09 PM

Weaver95: Sgt Otter: Arkanaut: Picture of Rep. Mica?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x280]

Ivan Drago was more of an "I must break you" kind of guy.

This crazy biatch, however, liked "destroy."

[img.photobucket.com image 550x738]

I don't know who that woman is...but I love her.


Some chick cosplaying Subject Zero, aka Jack, from the Mass Effect video games series. A psychotic telepath.

img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-10 06:46:41 PM

Sgt Otter: Weaver95: Sgt Otter: Arkanaut: Picture of Rep. Mica?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x280]

Ivan Drago was more of an "I must break you" kind of guy.

This crazy biatch, however, liked "destroy."

[img.photobucket.com image 550x738]

I don't know who that woman is...but I love her.

Some chick cosplaying Subject Zero, aka Jack, from the Mass Effect video games series. A psychotic telepath.

[img823.imageshack.us image 850x477]


oh I know who the character is...I just want the cosplay chick's phone number so that I can stalk her...
 
2012-08-10 06:59:32 PM

Curious: Diogenes: Not my district, and I'm registered Dem anyway (I'm really beside myself on whether or not to vote for Bill Nelson for Senate again, though).

Regardless, I see their ads and I get their fliers. Mica's a dope, but Adams is endorsed by Allen West and Sarah Palin.

Make of that what you will.

that is isn't a political death sentence is, to quote krauthammer: "i am out of adjectives".

that allen west got elected simply amazes me. and IIRC from a well to do district.


"Well-to-do" and "IQ" have never correlated that well; especially not in Florida.

/Fark needs a GOPCON Tampa Photoshop contest

//just sayin'
 
2012-08-11 09:27:24 PM

maniacbastard: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 650x450]

Granted I think picking on someone for their looks is shallow and low...

...so I'm going to do exactly that.


, but this woman is 43? That is what the article says. I would get on her for lying, no way she is 43.

I am 43 and she look well into her mid 50's


No, she's not 43. She's 55. The article does not say she's 43, her supporter Austin Scott says he is: "Sandy's a wonderful person and has been a great member of Congress, and quite honestly as someone who is 43 years old, I'm looking for people with fresh ideas, and Sandy fits that bill."

The same way I'd say "Stuart Scott throws around a lot of statistics, and as a math teacher, I'm offended that he doesn't understand sample size, so I don't watch SportsCenter." I'm not saying Stuart Scott is a math teacher, I'm saying I'm a math teacher.
 
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