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(Houston Press)   In a horrible breach of etiquette, we forgot the 39th birthday of a living rock legend. Here are 10 gift ideas to make up for this injustice. Surely Fark can come up with a few more. Happy belated birthday to the one and only Scott Stapp   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 39
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2012-08-10 10:48:23 AM  
 
2012-08-10 10:49:44 AM  
www.mugshotsworld.com
"...For we all live under the reign of Juan King..."
 
2012-08-10 10:49:45 AM  
Hang on! Imma jacking this thread!

I realize this is a tongue in cheek article, but the 'rock legend' bit reminded me.
I'd like to point out that I'm still bitter Fark wouldn't green a "Happy Bday Bob Dylan" video OR EVEN a "Dylan wins Presidential Medal of Freedom" thread, earlier this year.
So fark this person... guy? Yeah, Scott... prolly a guy.
DNRTFA

My name is Francis. I will lighten up soon.
 
2012-08-10 10:54:18 AM  
 
2012-08-10 10:54:38 AM  

Titor's Time Machine: He Haw He Ho Hen


This one still makes me laugh every time I see it.
 
2012-08-10 10:56:00 AM  
 
2012-08-10 10:57:00 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Marlins Will Soar


Holy shiat. If I didn't know any better I'd say this was satire.
 
2012-08-10 10:58:42 AM  
 
2012-08-10 11:00:08 AM  
 
2012-08-10 11:01:25 AM  
Scott Stapp really? What happened to you Fark, you used to be cool.
 
2012-08-10 11:03:42 AM  
Who?
 
2012-08-10 11:09:09 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Titor's Time Machine: He Haw He Ho Hen

This one still makes me laugh every time I see it.


Great. Now it's obvious to everyone I'm not working.
 
2012-08-10 11:10:10 AM  
Thanks for the words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ctTiP7GfSI
 
2012-08-10 11:15:06 AM  

Titor's Time Machine: Great. Now it's obvious to everyone I'm not working.


Sorry. It's too good to not share...

PYROY: Obligatory.


Twice even.
 
2012-08-10 11:18:20 AM  
Jesus, I hate Creed. Their songs are written by committee.
Creed sounds like The Calling which sounds like Stone Temple Pilots which sounds like Fuel which sounds like Bush which sounds like Nickelback which sounds like Pearl Jam. But hey, they make a ton of money, so I must be wrong. Teenage girls buy all the above music 'cause they're "manly and anguished". Depressing as Hell.

/Living legend? I had to see the thread to find out who he was.
 
2012-08-10 11:21:50 AM  

phrenicmonkey: Jesus, I hate Creed. Their songs are written by committee.
Creed sounds like The Calling which sounds like Stone Temple Pilots which sounds like Fuel which sounds like Bush which sounds like Nickelback which sounds like Pearl Jam. But hey, they make a ton of money, so I must be wrong. Teenage girls buy all the above music 'cause they're "manly and anguished". Depressing as Hell.

/Living legend? I had to see the thread to find out who he was.


Creed headlined a rock festival I went to in my 20s. Creed remains the only band whose show I've ever walked out on in disgust. Lawd. So boring.

At least I beat the traffic on the way out of the venue.
 
2012-08-10 11:22:17 AM  
I hate Creed as much as the next guy, but that article was about 4 pages too long. Satire is supposed to be funny. That writer really missed the mark. I think it's safe to say that the article's author is the Scott Stapp of journalism.
 
2012-08-10 11:25:00 AM  

phrenicmonkey: Creed sounds like The Calling which sounds like Stone Temple Pilots which sounds like Fuel which sounds like Bush which sounds like Nickelback which sounds like Pearl Jam.


Oh, sure. Just go on and ignore Seven Mary Three!!!
 
2012-08-10 11:29:25 AM  
::looks skyward, closes eyes, inhales deeply, opens eyes, gazes into submitter's soul, exhales dramatically::
 
2012-08-10 11:29:42 AM  
You know it is great being from Tallahassee, you know, the town that gave the world Creed and T-Pain.
 
2012-08-10 11:33:49 AM  

PYROY: Obligatory.


I have been watching this clip for 5 years and it still floors me and my friends. ASSSSHHOOOOOOOLIOOOOOOOO
 
2012-08-10 11:36:15 AM  
After having endured nickleback for the past few years I long for the time when a band as talented as creed topped rock charts.
 
2012-08-10 11:47:26 AM  

EyeballKid: Seven Mary Three


I googled that. God damn you. God damn you to Hell.
It's music for people that don't like music!
 
2012-08-10 11:52:27 AM  
Bob Rivers did a parody cover "My Mouth's Not Open". Flawless.
 
2012-08-10 12:12:48 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Scott Stapp really? What happened to you Fark, you used to be cool.


If you read the article, you'd see the joke. Not that you'd bother to RTFA before making the comment
 
2012-08-10 12:24:21 PM  
PYROY

I am farking crying from that. SO great.
 
2012-08-10 12:29:20 PM  

stupiddream: You know it is great being from Tallahassee, you know, the town that gave the world Creed and T-Pain.


I'm from Jacksonville, and we gave the world Lynyrd Skynyrd and Fred Durst. Ordinarily I would apologize for the latter, but Fred Durst is more talented than T-Pain.

/oh, we also gave the world Shinedown too
//and, if it makes you feel any better, Tallahassee was technically the starting point of Alter Bridge
 
2012-08-10 12:33:52 PM  

Rocket To Russia: Who?


This.
 
2012-08-10 12:36:25 PM  

SmackLT: Crewmannumber6: Scott Stapp really? What happened to you Fark, you used to be cool.

If you read the article, you'd see the joke. Not that you'd bother to RTFA before making the comment


There was an article?
 
2012-08-10 12:43:47 PM  
How about an autographed picture of Tim Tebow?

tampagatorclub.org

/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-10 12:47:14 PM  

EyeballKid: phrenicmonkey: Creed sounds like The Calling which sounds like Stone Temple Pilots which sounds like Fuel which sounds like Bush which sounds like Nickelback which sounds like Pearl Jam.

Oh, sure. Just go on and ignore Seven Mary Three!!!


Ugh. Thanks for reminding me of them.
 
2012-08-10 01:14:28 PM  
who?

/There are no rock legends who are 39 years young
//axl rose is 50 ffs
 
2012-08-10 01:17:37 PM  

urban.derelict: who?

/There are no rock legends who are 39 years young
//axl rose is 50 ffs


And he sucks
 
2012-08-10 01:19:12 PM  
CSB time:

Several years ago, when I still lived in Baltimore, my friends and I were essentially the live-in Denny's late night customers. We'd occupy the smoking section (when they still had one), and drink awful coffee all night. We saw a lot of things, mostly fights in non-smoking.

So one night, none other than Scott Stapp walks in with his girlfriend/groupie/hanger-on/whatever. No one would have really recognized him or approached him, but he was hammered, and proceeded to tell everyone in smoking who he was and how awesome. He also had a giant bottom lip and a scrape along his cheek. When he started to sense that no one here was interested in him or his status, he got really belligerent and threw a chair.

Now, this is BALTIMORE. It may be just outside the city limits, but we still had a plainclothes cop there on weekends. He didn't have to do anything really, just approach Stapp with his badge in one hand and the other resting on his gun. shiathead and his tramp left immediately. We cheered him off.

Later that night, the radio reported that he'd started a fight with 311 just an hour prior to us seeing him. My guess is that he got kicked out of the bar, drove north on I-95, took the first beltway exit and the first exit thereafter, spitting his dumb ass out at Denny's.

fark that guy.
 
2012-08-10 04:31:33 PM  

magneticmushroom: CSB time:

Several years ago, when I still lived in Baltimore, my friends and I were essentially the live-in Denny's late night customers. We'd occupy the smoking section (when they still had one), and drink awful coffee all night. We saw a lot of things, mostly fights in non-smoking.

So one night, none other than Scott Stapp walks in with his girlfriend/groupie/hanger-on/whatever. No one would have really recognized him or approached him, but he was hammered, and proceeded to tell everyone in smoking who he was and how awesome. He also had a giant bottom lip and a scrape along his cheek. When he started to sense that no one here was interested in him or his status, he got really belligerent and threw a chair.

Now, this is BALTIMORE. It may be just outside the city limits, but we still had a plainclothes cop there on weekends. He didn't have to do anything really, just approach Stapp with his badge in one hand and the other resting on his gun. shiathead and his tramp left immediately. We cheered him off.

Later that night, the radio reported that he'd started a fight with 311 just an hour prior to us seeing him. My guess is that he got kicked out of the bar, drove north on I-95, took the first beltway exit and the first exit thereafter, spitting his dumb ass out at Denny's.

fark that guy.


*snort*
Reminds me of a CSB from my college years, early 90s.

We were at 24hr restaurant off the interstate, 2am or so, packed with the post-bar college crowd and in comes the band Firehouse(terrible hair band) with a bunch of roaddies and trash bags(white trash skanks). No way there was room for the band and posse. So, of course, they pulled the "We're Firehouse!!! We demand service and attention!" card. They were ignored by everyone, staff and customers.

Pissed that nobody cared they started hassling groups of people, trying to clear out some tables so they could eat. They started picking on this group of girls, being real dickbags, grabbing their plates and throwing them away kinda shiat. A couple of tables over were two tables of football players from my college. To put it mildly, they took exception. They physically corralled the band and posse and forced them outside and back onto their bus. Everyone started chanting "DON'T-TREAT-US-BAD! DON'T-TREAT-US-BAD!" Good times. I miss college every farking day.
 
2012-08-10 06:13:46 PM  

ModernLuddite: David Cross vs. Scott Stapp.


The best.
 
2012-08-10 09:48:05 PM  

stupiddream: You know it is great being from Tallahassee, you know, the town that gave the world Creed and T-Pain.


Tallahassee also has those race riots at the Governor's Square Mall!

God, I miss Tallahassee......
 
2012-08-11 08:56:10 AM  
Legend..... yeah.. hes just like elvis...
 
2012-08-11 04:00:44 PM  
Can't believe nobody posted his shiat-tastic performance while playing texas hold-em in between the tv movie on Spike.

I give to you... Scott Stapp Drunk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0QOiv5XbWE

/Dave Grohl has a little dick
// Babies come from my sack
 
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