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(Your News Now)   Bad luck: driving with your windows down and having bees fly into your truck. Worse luck: so many bees sting you, you lose control of your truck and crash into a house. Fark luck: the same house the bees use for their massive hive   (austin.ynn.com) divider line 147
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2012-08-10 12:14:56 PM
To the Beemobile!
 
2012-08-10 12:45:22 PM
Are we sure that isn't just from an episode of The Simpsons, or Family Guy?
 
2012-08-10 12:53:42 PM
 
2012-08-10 01:07:35 PM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 01:31:54 PM
bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.
 
2012-08-10 01:38:06 PM

Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


Liabilities.
 
2012-08-10 02:09:38 PM
And never trust a hive you think you know. A new queen can turn the colony aggressive overnight.

I know that hive. The Queen and her peeps are cool with me.
 
2012-08-10 02:12:52 PM
The bees were sick of pollen and wanted to bring fresh meat to the hive
 
2012-08-10 02:13:56 PM
If you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.

The most important thing to remember is not to panic and start swatting at them. Just open the window and shoo them out.
 
2012-08-10 02:15:14 PM
I don't think that's Fark luck, that's Wile E. Coyote luck

JC
 
2012-08-10 02:15:28 PM
So were the firearms useless against them?
 
2012-08-10 02:15:59 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.

The most important thing to remember is not to panic and start swatting at them. Just open the window and shoo them out.


So true. Every kid I see in public has a spaz attack and starts flailing around like an idiot. I say, "Dude...chill."
 
2012-08-10 02:16:29 PM
where's nicki when you need her
 
2012-08-10 02:17:51 PM

Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


I'm going with Q
 
2012-08-10 02:17:52 PM
inebriatedpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-10 02:18:01 PM

JoeCowboy: I don't think that's Fark luck, that's Wile E. Coyote luck

JC


Wile E. Coyote luck would be if he put the bees in that house himself so they could set up a hive (with bonus points if he helped them build the actual hive) in an attempt to catch the Road Runner.
 
2012-08-10 02:19:00 PM
I think that would catagorically fall into worst day ever.
 
2012-08-10 02:19:18 PM
t2.gstatic.com

Your firearms are useless against them!
 
2012-08-10 02:20:43 PM

Sybarite


bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


Under 'F' for 'Toy'.
 
2012-08-10 02:21:16 PM
I'm fairly certain it would only take 1 bee for me to freak out and cause a 20 car pile-up. A swarm would cause some sort of wreck that would equate to a nuclear explosion. I don't know how exactly, but it would happen.
 
2012-08-10 02:21:41 PM
The aristocrats?
 
2012-08-10 02:21:49 PM
i89.photobucket.com

/always makes me chuckle
//always
 
2012-08-10 02:23:12 PM
I am disappoint....

i.imgur.com

/not obscure even if you can't see who that fatass is....
 
2012-08-10 02:23:45 PM
The driver just had to say "well, at least it can't get any worse"
 
2012-08-10 02:24:08 PM
Somebody needs to reference that Nick Cage pic in here, that would be awesomesauce.
 
2012-08-10 02:24:17 PM

MoronLessOff: [t2.gstatic.com image 305x165]

Your firearms are useless against them!


GOT damn you I was looking for the larger thumbnail!!!
 
2012-08-10 02:24:18 PM

Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


B
 
2012-08-10 02:24:40 PM

BeezyBates: I'm fairly certain it would only take 1 bee for me to freak out and cause a 20 car pile-up. A swarm would cause some sort of wreck that would equate to a nuclear explosion. I don't know how exactly, but it would happen.


Bees not so much. But I did nearly hit a parked car when a spider came dangling down from the visor.
 
2012-08-10 02:25:14 PM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-10 02:26:17 PM
www.monstershack.net
 
2012-08-10 02:26:52 PM

ChipNASA: MoronLessOff: [t2.gstatic.com image 305x165]

Your firearms are useless against them!

GOT damn you I was looking for the larger thumbnail!!!


I figured someone else would beat me by the time I posted. Great minds and all that.

*fistbump*
 
2012-08-10 02:27:08 PM
th00.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-10 02:27:46 PM
I stabbed a stick in a yellow jacket nest as a kid. I got swarmed and started running. By the time I got home I had over 200 stings and the next day at the Drs I had black spots of poison settling in my feet.
 
2012-08-10 02:29:06 PM

Dirtybird971: I stabbed a stick in a yellow jacket nest as a kid. I got swarmed and started running. By the time I got home I had over 200 stings and the next day at the Drs I had black spots of poison settling in my feet.


And what lesson did we learn that day?
 
2012-08-10 02:30:29 PM

BeezyBates: Dirtybird971: I stabbed a stick in a yellow jacket nest as a kid. I got swarmed and started running. By the time I got home I had over 200 stings and the next day at the Drs I had black spots of poison settling in my feet.

And what lesson did we learn that day?


Don't bring a stick to a bee fight.
 
2012-08-10 02:30:32 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

OH THE BEEMANITY! is also relevant.
 
2012-08-10 02:30:48 PM

BeezyBates: I'm fairly certain it would only take 1 bee for me to freak out and cause a 20 car pile-up. A swarm would cause some sort of wreck that would equate to a nuclear explosion. I don't know how exactly, but it would happen.


You uh, probably shouldn't be driving.
 
2012-08-10 02:31:06 PM

BeezyBates: Dirtybird971: I stabbed a stick in a yellow jacket nest as a kid. I got swarmed and started running. By the time I got home I had over 200 stings and the next day at the Drs I had black spots of poison settling in my feet.

And what lesson did we learn that day?


Hospital food isn't very tasty.
 
2012-08-10 02:31:20 PM

MaxxLarge: BEEEEEES!!!


That is awesome!
 
2012-08-10 02:31:56 PM
The beekeeper told YNN he's been getting about six calls per day to remove hives, making the coincidence of two Pflugerville attacks in two days not so unbelievable.


...and so it begins...... the Bee War.
 
2012-08-10 02:31:58 PM

Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


Under 'B' of course.
 
2012-08-10 02:33:00 PM

SandMann: Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.

B


dammit!
 
2012-08-10 02:33:42 PM
This is about as interesting as Pflugerville gets ....
 
2012-08-10 02:33:57 PM

probesport: BeezyBates: Dirtybird971: I stabbed a stick in a yellow jacket nest as a kid. I got swarmed and started running. By the time I got home I had over 200 stings and the next day at the Drs I had black spots of poison settling in my feet.

And what lesson did we learn that day?

Don't bring a stick to a bee fight.


Or, bring the fat kid from across the street to help.

/you don't have to outrun the hornets
 
2012-08-10 02:34:54 PM

PainInTheASP: Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.

Liabeesities.


fify
 
2012-08-10 02:35:53 PM
We systematically eradicate every bee hive that we encounter, and then wonder why bees are disappearing worldwide...?!
 
2012-08-10 02:37:13 PM

Sybarite: bees from a large hive inside an old filing cabinet attacked four people, sending one to the hospital in critical condition

I wonder what they were filed under.


Buzzz-ness Receipts.
 
2012-08-10 02:37:26 PM

supersucker: [www.monstershack.net image 426x256]


I paid actual money to see this when it came out.
 
2012-08-10 02:37:37 PM

sdtangler: We systematically eradicate every bee hive that we encounter, and then wonder why bees are disappearing worldwide...?!


I don't think anybody was wondering that.
 
2012-08-10 02:38:39 PM
Did anyone else see the commercial after the video? The guy had a tarantella crawling on his face. WTF?
 
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