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(WPTV)   What do a handful of pills, a bottle of water and a 14-year-old have in common? They've all been inside this former pastor   (wptv.com) divider line 51
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2012-08-10 09:54:10 AM
Sounds like he's a good citizen trying to save the state considerable expense.
 
2012-08-10 10:01:12 AM
Committing suicide is no way to deal with your cake being left out in the rain.
 
2012-08-10 10:04:50 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Committing suicide is no way to deal with your cake being left out in the rain.


But... I'll never have that recipe again!
 
2012-08-10 10:43:03 AM
i476.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-10 10:44:13 AM
A 14-year-old IN him?

.... Interesting.
 
2012-08-10 11:37:25 AM
What a wuss. Just man up and do your time. Or find a way to retroactively not do the crime.

/but you're not Mitt Romney
 
2012-08-10 11:54:28 AM
'Ex-pastor'

One could only imagine how many thousands of innocent children he was free to molest and torture during his time as a Christian pillar of society.

Maybe Chick-fil-A will give him a job when he get's out.
 
2012-08-10 12:42:38 PM
He filmed the teens having sex, and it was shown in the courtroom?

How come I never get on juries like that? :-(
 
2012-08-10 01:04:02 PM
 
2012-08-10 01:04:06 PM
Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.
 
2012-08-10 01:05:53 PM
Obviously, the pills weren't cyanide. They were probably Viagra. He was just getting ready to take on his new cellmate.
 
2012-08-10 01:10:00 PM
My bucketlist?
 
2012-08-10 01:21:48 PM
It was his anti-gay pills that he was going for. It's all that keeps him from turning into a ravenous homosexual on every full moon.
 
2012-08-10 01:24:56 PM

Godscrack: 'Ex-pastor'

One could only imagine how many thousands of innocent children he was free to molest and torture during his time as a Christian pillar of society.

Maybe Chick-fil-A will give him a job when he get's out.


I don't think Chick-fil-A would want to hire someone who is...out.
 
2012-08-10 01:32:20 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.


Well, I have been in you, baby, you have been in me
And we have be so intimately entwined
and it sure was fine
I have been in you, baby, you have been in me
And so you see, we have be so together
I thought that we would never
return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever
You have been in me
And, understandably
I have been in 'n' out-a you (In 'n' out-a you, in 'n' out-a you)
An' everywhere you want me to (In 'n' out-a you)
Yes, you know it's true
And while I was inside
I might have been undignified
and that is maybe why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so
but what's the difference now?
I have been in you, baby, you have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
to wash your stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
in you again
in you again
in you again

- FZ
 
2012-08-10 01:40:38 PM
he must have thought the pills were the "seed of christ". though I would have expected him to drown himself with mayo if that was really the case.
 
2012-08-10 01:41:20 PM

AirForceVet: He filmed the teens having sex, and it was shown in the courtroom?

How come I never get on juries like that? :-(


How about you have a seat right over there.
 
2012-08-10 01:43:08 PM
So this pastor wasn't remorseful that he did it, or that he was caught, he only tried to kill himself after he was convicted. "Well no sense killing myself if my lawyer is able to get me out of the fact that I videotaped a 14 year old having sex."
 
2012-08-10 01:45:53 PM
They should have just let him discorporate. No real loss, and it would save money.
 
2012-08-10 01:47:42 PM

StingerJ: So this pastor wasn't remorseful that he did it, or that he was caught, he only tried to kill himself after he was convicted. "Well no sense killing myself if my lawyer is able to get me out of the fact that I videotaped a 14 year old having sex."


This is such anti-christian hate...it's obvious that he was only video-taping them so he could examine the actual sin they were engaging in. It was to help him pray against the right demons.
 
2012-08-10 01:53:52 PM
There was a recent actual suicide by cyanide following a guilty verdict: Michael Marin.
 
2012-08-10 01:59:53 PM
Wow, talk about doubling down on the sin bets.
 
2012-08-10 02:05:37 PM

texref: [img.skitch.com image 656x369]

Not impressed


The courtroom-suicide thing seems to be trending.
 
2012-08-10 02:06:53 PM

JackieRabbit: Obviously, the pills weren't cyanide. They were probably Viagra. He was just getting ready to take on his new cellmate.


No fair using a corked bat
 
2012-08-10 02:07:22 PM

texref: Not impressed


Oops, didn't recognize Marin in your post when I commented.
 
2012-08-10 02:08:10 PM
Hmh. I guess his low attractiveness status didn't merit the sympathy the "smokin' hot" Oceanside teacher got.
 
2012-08-10 02:08:28 PM
Ok, so the guy is looking at 80 years in the pen, all provided for by the taxpayers at however much that might cost... but we absolutely must prevent the guy from offing himself at the cost of a rubber stamp investigation and a 21 cubic foot cookout?

You know... if the guy wants to croak, farking let him.
 
2012-08-10 02:09:58 PM
i1264.photobucket.com

The pervert in question.
 
2012-08-10 02:11:02 PM

Sybarite: Sounds like he's a good citizen trying to save the state considerable expense.


Too bad he wasn't a better citizen, killling himself before he went to trial.

\or maybe, even, not acting on his criminal impulses
\\heaven forbid
 
2012-08-10 02:11:11 PM
"Its Cyanide!" Whatever, Im willing to bet it was like 8 vicodins....
 
2012-08-10 02:11:50 PM
Perhaps this site should look at changing the way they tease other stories with photos they embed in their articles.

Not the best choice of photos in a story about pastors buggering 14-year-olds.
media2.wptv.com
 
2012-08-10 02:12:06 PM
They've never been in my kitchen.
 
2012-08-10 02:24:17 PM

Zombie JoePa says....

www.examiner.com
"Come to Penn State!!"
 
2012-08-10 02:25:23 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.


FTFA - That victim told jurors Tuesday that the hope of those introductions led him to allow Harris twice to perform a sex act on him, i.e., Harris gave the kid a hummer

/I know, I know, reading is so difficult and stuff
 
2012-08-10 02:26:48 PM
Why do we take extraordinary measures to prevent people from killing themselves when they decide they've got nothing left to live for?

It seems like we could save a lot of money if we gave people who have been sentenced to jail for the rest of their lives five minutes alone with a cyanide capsule and a bottle of water.
 
2012-08-10 02:47:17 PM

indylaw: Why do we take extraordinary measures to prevent people from killing themselves when they decide they've got nothing left to live for?

It seems like we could save a lot of money if we gave people who have been sentenced to jail for the rest of their lives five minutes alone with a cyanide capsule and a bottle of water.


This. I don't know if you have to stick it in their face with an insinuation that we'd appreciate it, but if someone arrives at that conclusion on their own, it's no one else's damn business. You do not have the right to force another person to live. It is a personal choice.
 
2012-08-10 02:47:25 PM

puckrock2000: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.

FTFA - That victim told jurors Tuesday that the hope of those introductions led him to allow Harris twice to perform a sex act on him, i.e., Harris gave the kid a hummer

/I know, I know, reading is so difficult and stuff


I don't know if Smelly Pirate Hooker was concerned with the details as much as trying to express how much better it feels to have your penis inside the warm, moist flesh of a delicious teenager than it is to suck a penis with barely any pubic hair. NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-10 02:53:05 PM

Snargi: Perhaps this site should look at changing the way they tease other stories with photos they embed in their articles.

Not the best choice of photos in a story about pastors buggering 14-year-olds.


I was reading the article and scrolling and that pic was a wtf moment
 
2012-08-10 02:54:08 PM

Tommy Moo: indylaw: Why do we take extraordinary measures to prevent people from killing themselves when they decide they've got nothing left to live for?

It seems like we could save a lot of money if we gave people who have been sentenced to jail for the rest of their lives five minutes alone with a cyanide capsule and a bottle of water.

This. I don't know if you have to stick it in their face with an insinuation that we'd appreciate it, but if someone arrives at that conclusion on their own, it's no one else's damn business. You do not have the right to force another person to live. It is a personal choice.


I'd have more understanding of their situation had they come to that conclusion BEFORE committing the crime they've just been convicted for.
 
2012-08-10 03:05:49 PM

Tommy Moo: indylaw: Why do we take extraordinary measures to prevent people from killing themselves when they decide they've got nothing left to live for?

It seems like we could save a lot of money if we gave people who have been sentenced to jail for the rest of their lives five minutes alone with a cyanide capsule and a bottle of water.

This. I don't know if you have to stick it in their face with an insinuation that we'd appreciate it, but if someone arrives at that conclusion on their own, it's no one else's damn business. You do not have the right to force another person to live. It is a personal choice.


agreed. why not give them the option? interesting thought.
 
2012-08-10 03:22:43 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: What a wuss. Just man up and do your time. Or find a way to retroactively not do the crime.

/but you're not Mitt Romney


Plenty of man up in this sordid tale already.

From the same page:

media2.wptv.com
 
2012-08-10 03:35:43 PM
I'm definitely anti-capital punishment. But I think we can do a lot for society by rounding up all these pervs and white-collar criminals whose actions have caused a lot of grief and unnecessary death, convict them to very long sentences and when they try to commit suicide, DON'T STOP THEM.
 
2012-08-10 03:43:08 PM
I've always sort of wondered about this. Suicidal people who may be able to be helped and go on to live productive lives, sure, we don't need to allow a ton of angsty 15 year olds to kill themselves. But if you're sentenced to life/60+ years in prison, why not "offer" this as an option somehow? Saves taxpayers money, saves them a lot of pointless sitting in a cell, and the only people who would be grouchy are those who would get off at watching someone rot in jail.

Bring back seppuku, basically.
 
2012-08-10 03:43:31 PM
FTA: "up-and-coming football stars"
Yes the writer has a sense of humor.
 
2012-08-10 03:49:33 PM
I think a person has the right to do with their body as they please.
 
2012-08-10 04:29:55 PM

Ambitwistor: There was a recent actual suicide by cyanide following a guilty verdict: Michael Marin.


Yeah, is this gonna be a running trend?? Given how difficult it is to find a tiny cyanide pill in a search, this could be an ongoing problem.

There is an antidote for hydrogen cyanide poisoning, but it has to be administered within minutes. A courtroom would have to have it on-hand, and be practiced in administering it. Wouldn't help that much because he could just wait until the ride to prison to use it. Or he could wait until the first night in prison- I'm saying it would be really hard to do anything to reliably prevent this.

Still wouldn't happen too often, because it requires a person with the will to do it AND the technical knowledge and preparation to pull it off.
 
2012-08-10 04:39:47 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: puckrock2000: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.

FTFA - That victim told jurors Tuesday that the hope of those introductions led him to allow Harris twice to perform a sex act on him, i.e., Harris gave the kid a hummer

/I know, I know, reading is so difficult and stuff

I don't know if Smelly Pirate Hooker was concerned with the details as much as trying to express how much better it feels to have your penis inside the warm, moist flesh of a delicious teenager than it is to suck a penis with barely any pubic hair. NTTAWWT

TIEWWT

/There Is Everything Wrong With That
//Sometimes things are not OK, and it's alright to admit it
 
2012-08-10 05:42:24 PM
"James Richard Harris, 64, was convicted of twice performing a sex act on a teen he befriended under the guise of wanting to introduce the boy to trainers and scouts to help him with his football career."

What an strangely specific charge.
 
2012-08-10 06:14:26 PM

Electromax: I've always sort of wondered about this. Suicidal people who may be able to be helped and go on to live productive lives, sure, we don't need to allow a ton of angsty 15 year olds to kill themselves.


Suicide should be legal at 18. As should drinking, and potentially driving (rather than 16, adults are dumb enough in vehicles without throwing teenage stupid into it). Obviously it should void your life insurance, but other than that I say go for it, we have loads of potential immigrants that'd love to take the place of people that don't want to live.

Simple, consistent, saves everyone a lot of trouble.

//We should attach some paperwork to the process so that the cops don't have to investigate every suicide as a potential murder, as well.
 
2012-08-10 06:42:22 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: puckrock2000: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I don't know the details, but I think it's more likely HE was in the 14-year-old, rather than the other way around.

FTFA - That victim told jurors Tuesday that the hope of those introductions led him to allow Harris twice to perform a sex act on him, i.e., Harris gave the kid a hummer

/I know, I know, reading is so difficult and stuff

I don't know if Smelly Pirate Hooker was concerned with the details as much as trying to express how much better it feels to have your penis inside the warm, moist flesh of a delicious teenager than it is to suck a penis with barely any pubic hair. NTTAWWTTIEWWT

/There Is Everything Wrong With That
//Sometimes things are not OK, and it's alright to admit it


I fail to see what's wrong with the cleanest, best pleasure.
 
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