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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Amputee shoots another amputee in the back. Unclear if he was standing his ground   ( divider line
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2012-08-10 10:16:39 AM  
He was definitely armed.
2012-08-10 10:34:24 AM  
Couldn't they have just settled this with an ass kicking contest?
2012-08-10 10:35:32 AM  
I bet he didn't feel a thing.
2012-08-10 10:36:20 AM  
They see me rollin'...
2012-08-10 11:17:08 AM  
I don't know if the shooter has a leg to stand on, but I hear he's leaning toward a self-defense plea if the victim is inclined to sue.
2012-08-10 12:12:51 PM  
I'd give an arm and a leg to see this go to trial.
2012-08-10 12:12:59 PM  
I guess he's not completely 'armless.
2012-08-10 12:13:32 PM  
Bear arms?
2012-08-10 12:14:58 PM  
He chaired his ground.

/something something man with no legs shoots man something something.. Stumpy? no...
//can't quite make it work
2012-08-10 12:15:41 PM
2012-08-10 12:16:22 PM  
I was going to lament the fact that he was armed instead of legged. I see that's been covered. Carry on.
2012-08-10 12:24:31 PM  
Poor victim...he'll spend the rest of his life in a wheel chair...
2012-08-10 12:26:53 PM  
One Summer day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man. He saw it too.
2012-08-10 12:26:54 PM  
is there anything awesome guns can't do?
2012-08-10 12:27:16 PM  
Would this be considered imperfect-self defense or imperfect self-defense?
2012-08-10 12:27:49 PM  
Seriously though, we need to stop stump-on-stump violence.
2012-08-10 12:45:17 PM  
Was the one who ended up lying on the floor named Matt?
2012-08-10 12:49:08 PM  

PirateKing: Was the one who ended up lying on the floor named Matt?

If he landed in the pond, he'd be Bob.
2012-08-10 04:32:24 PM  

PirateKing: Was the one who ended up lying on the floor named Matt?

Yep. He's the rugged looking one.
2012-08-10 05:17:08 PM

Yes, I know I'm going to hell.
2012-08-10 06:33:11 PM  
I guess neither one wanted to toe the line.
2012-08-10 10:05:05 PM  
hate to see these guys go to such extremities.
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