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2012-08-10 09:58:49 AM  
People who like things I don't like have a small penis ROFL xD
 
2012-08-10 09:59:23 AM  
Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.
 
2012-08-10 10:04:04 AM  

way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.


I drive a Saab ;)
 
2012-08-10 10:05:03 AM  
Penis substitute is the preferred term, subby. It's not like you have your tallywhacker removed and then replaced with a Porsche. The hilarious joke is that you didn't have one in the first place, and now you have an expensive fancy car as a substitute for a real penis. HAHAHAHAHAHA. ::sighs, wipes away tears:: Oh, that one never gets old.

/Planning to get a Jag XK-8 to make up for my own inadequacies in the Johnson department. You can pick up a good used one for less than 20 grand.
//Car porn thread!

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2012-08-10 10:05:46 AM  
The dealer must have security cameras; we need footage, stat!
 
2012-08-10 10:06:30 AM  

way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.


Just got an F-150, because I actually need to haul things sometimes. Like my large penis.
 
2012-08-10 10:06:47 AM  
The hell is a people-mover? Kind of vague.
 
2012-08-10 10:08:38 AM  
What exactly did the truck lose control of ?
 
2012-08-10 10:09:40 AM  
A witness at the scene, Brian Cox, said it was like "the Dukes of Hazard".

A multi-car pileup initiated by a careless driver is more of a CHiPs thing. Throw in a young runaway wanted by the mob for witnessing the murder of a pimp and now it's more TJ Hooker.
 
2012-08-10 10:10:02 AM  

peasants_are_revolting: The hell is a people-mover? Kind of vague.


What we call a mini-van in 'Murica.
 
2012-08-10 10:11:33 AM  

Rapmaster2000: A witness at the scene, Brian Cox, said it was like "the Dukes of Hazard".

A multi-car pileup initiated by a careless driver is more of a CHiPs thing. Throw in a young runaway wanted by the mob for witnessing the murder of a pimp and now it's more TJ Hooker.


Brian Cox?
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2012-08-10 10:15:21 AM  

Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)


Mazda here.
 
2012-08-10 10:20:39 AM  

funzyr: Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)

Mazda here.


A diesel Merc. I rather like Porsches, however, so maybe my member isn't quite as big as I let myself believe...
 
2012-08-10 10:21:03 AM  

funzyr: Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)

Mazda here.


Nissan...
 
2012-08-10 10:22:47 AM  

capt.hollister: A diesel Merc.


BLUETEC or an older one?
 
2012-08-10 10:23:14 AM  

GORDON: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

Just got an F-150, because I actually need to haul things sometimes. Like my large penis.


I think you're exempt from the stereotype if you're actually going to use a truck for actual work.
 
2012-08-10 10:26:16 AM  

capt.hollister: funzyr: Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)

Mazda here.

A diesel Merc. I rather like Porsches, however, so maybe my member isn't quite as big as I let myself believe...


I rather like them as well, 911's that is. The Panamera and Cayenne are hideous. I REALLY could go for one of these...

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2012-08-10 10:27:42 AM  

leonel: I think you're exempt from the stereotype if you're actually going to use a truck for actual work.


You're also in an elite group of people I like to call "not one of the infuriating idiots who drives a full-size truck he doesn't need to his office job in the city and then lets the farking thing hang out into the path of travel in the parking garage so everybody has to go around except when someone is coming down the ramp around a corner you can't see them then they get mad at you because everyone has to slam on your brakes but you're like 'I don't know man, I have no choice because this cocksucker drove a boat to work and I have to go around' and man I really wish people who drive full-size trucks and SUVs in the city would all simultaneously be killed by lightning because is it really that farking hard for you to drive up to the 7th floor where there are van parking spots you could use instead of cramming into spots meant for compacts you lazy, shiat-heated morons? "

No, there's acronym. We meet once a morning when I drive into work and encounter these retards.
 
2012-08-10 10:27:54 AM  

leonel: GORDON: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

Just got an F-150, because I actually need to haul things sometimes. Like my large penis.

I think you're exempt from the stereotype if you're actually going to use a truck for actual work.


That depends if "need to haul things sometimes" means more than once or twice a year. In which case, it makes a lot more sense to just rent a truck for those times.
 
2012-08-10 10:32:50 AM  

Random Discord: capt.hollister: funzyr: Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)

Mazda here.

A diesel Merc. I rather like Porsches, however, so maybe my member isn't quite as big as I let myself believe...

I rather like them as well, 911's that is. The Panamera and Cayenne are hideous. I REALLY could go for one of these...

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Is that the old Carrera turbo from the '70s? Pretty car, but an absolute widow-maker; will death spin if it even LOOKS at a hard corner. The newer ones with traction control are a lot safer as well as faster.
 
2012-08-10 10:58:39 AM  

mbillips: Random Discord: capt.hollister: funzyr: Random Discord: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

I drive a Saab ;)

Mazda here.

A diesel Merc. I rather like Porsches, however, so maybe my member isn't quite as big as I let myself believe...

I rather like them as well, 911's that is. The Panamera and Cayenne are hideous. I REALLY could go for one of these...

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 259x194]

[www.blogcdn.com image 850x564]

Is that the old Carrera turbo from the '70s? Pretty car, but an absolute widow-maker; will death spin if it even LOOKS at a hard corner. The newer ones with traction control are a lot safer as well as faster.


No, not a turbo. The downdraft carburetors directly above the cylinder head clues it as being a NA model.
 
2012-08-10 11:32:49 AM  

GoldDude: leonel: GORDON: way south: Subbies penis obsession aside, I'm starting to wonder exactly what the members with big members are driving these days.

Just got an F-150, because I actually need to haul things sometimes. Like my large penis.

I think you're exempt from the stereotype if you're actually going to use a truck for actual work.

That depends if "need to haul things sometimes" means more than once or twice a year. In which case, it makes a lot more sense to just rent a truck for those times.


I think if you're hauling stuff like a refrigerator or construction materials at the very least once a week, it should be cool.
 
2012-08-10 11:35:13 AM  
Forgive me for being dense but what exactly is a "people mover"?
 
2012-08-10 11:36:51 AM  
Never-mind. Apparently it's Australian for "mini-van"
 
2012-08-10 12:02:45 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: capt.hollister: A diesel Merc.

BLUETEC or an older one?


R320 Bluetec.
 
2012-08-10 03:43:18 PM  

capt.hollister: Vegan Meat Popsicle: capt.hollister: A diesel Merc.

BLUETEC or an older one?

R320 Bluetec.


Any good? I considered checking out an E350 with the V6 diesel.
 
2012-08-10 04:13:59 PM  

cfreak: Never-mind. Apparently it's Australian for "mini-van"


It's pretty much "everywhere but America" for mini-van. I know they call them people movers in Britain, because Top Gear. The only unique-to-down-under car name I know is "ute" (short for utility) for one of them El Camino-style car/pickup truck hybrids.
 
2012-08-10 04:29:32 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: capt.hollister: Vegan Meat Popsicle: capt.hollister: A diesel Merc.

BLUETEC or an older one?

R320 Bluetec.

Any good? I considered checking out an E350 with the V6 diesel.


It's more than good. I used to own a gas-powered R350. The on-road performance between the two is indistinguishable while the fuel economy of the diesel is about 25-30% better. This is an exceptionally civilized engine. If more people knew how good these engines are, it's a safe bet there'd be more diesels sold.

Downsides: 1)you cannot run any kind of veggie oil in it, if you are so inclined and 2) they require a tank of ad-blue urea liquid. I don't know where it's located in an E-class, but in an R-class this tank takes the place of the spare wheel which is replaced by the use of overly stiff and mediocre-traction run-flat tires.
 
2012-08-10 08:04:16 PM  

capt.hollister: they require a tank of ad-blue urea liquid


Hmmm.... that's a bummer. The 335d doesn't require an additive, but I'm not sure I want the sportier characteristics you usually get with BMW's cars.
 
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