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(New York Daily News)   Penelope Cruz' younger sister gets her lingerie model career off to a start with púrpura mono lavavajillas   (nydailynews.com) divider line 47
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2012-08-10 10:47:17 AM
Sweet mother of Pearl, there is another one?

I'm such a Penelope Cruz fanboy it's a little shameful. So lovely and talented. Plus she's a great comic actress.
 
2012-08-10 10:50:21 AM
Muy caliente!
 
2012-08-10 10:52:20 AM
Wow.

WOW.

Wait, she's 35?!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-10 11:01:37 AM
OK. A threesome. As long as neither of them talks. I can't stand her sister's voice.
 
2012-08-10 11:04:10 AM
Whoa.
 
2012-08-10 11:04:56 AM
those are some high resolution photos
 
2012-08-10 11:28:49 AM
No kidding, that is a damn good 35.
 
2012-08-10 01:15:54 PM

dletter: No kidding, that is a damn good 35.


Hell, I'm 32 and I only look slightly better than her. I'm sure in three more years I won't look as good.
 
2012-08-10 01:17:07 PM
Two words for all Farkers: Jamon, Jamon.

/look it up now, thank me later
//and your wives/girlfriends/closeted homosexuality will also thank me
 
2012-08-10 01:20:03 PM

mooseyfate: Two words for all Farkers: Jamon, Jamon.

/look it up now, thank me later
//and your wives/girlfriends/closeted homosexuality will also thank me


Ham, ham?
 
2012-08-10 01:20:10 PM
Holy fark.

Dang.

Wow.

¡Mi gusta!
 
2012-08-10 01:20:20 PM

WaltzingMathilda: those are some high resolution photos


A thousand hours in MS Paint.
 
2012-08-10 01:22:43 PM
images.starpulse.com
She has a beautiful name. Peen-a-lope.

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2012-08-10 01:28:50 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Wow.

WOW.

Wait, she's 35?!

[i.imgur.com image 325x186]


My 35 year old penis now thinks it's 16 again
 
2012-08-10 01:30:45 PM

Crewmannumber6: mooseyfate: Two words for all Farkers: Jamon, Jamon.

/look it up now, thank me later
//and your wives/girlfriends/closeted homosexuality will also thank me

Ham, ham?


Penelope Cruz' 17 year old full-frontal nudity, Penelope Cruz' 17 year old full-frontal nudity.
 
2012-08-10 01:33:49 PM
www.seinfeld-fan.net
 
2012-08-10 01:33:53 PM
Penelope Cruz' younger sister gets her lingerie...

AAAANNND click goes the dynamite.
 
2012-08-10 01:38:19 PM
avatars.ibsrv.net
 
2012-08-10 01:38:34 PM
+1 subby
 
2012-08-10 01:49:25 PM
Mons pubis or GTFO.
 
2012-08-10 01:51:11 PM
hmmmmm, GIS monica Cruz and...

oh dear god

philly.barstoolsports.com

hoteldelaplage.e-monsite.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-10 01:57:53 PM
Not to be all studman69, but something always bothered me about her and I never knew what.

Then someone(probably a Farker) mentioned her philtrum is too small.

/Still would hit it.
 
2012-08-10 02:10:26 PM
I'd, uh, lava her vajilla.

/at work, didn't see the pics
 
2012-08-10 02:16:48 PM
There is a Spanish music video in which Penelope Cruz and her sister make out. With each other.

/oh my
//giggity overload
 
2012-08-10 02:23:41 PM
bookmark
 
2012-08-10 02:41:52 PM
She looks good, but the images themselves aren't too exciting. Fuzzy, boring poses. I need more pics to make a better judgement call.. and/or fap.
 
2012-08-10 02:51:18 PM

Tax Boy: There is a Spanish music video in which Penelope Cruz and her sister make out. With each other.

/oh my
//giggity overload


It is their brothers video, he is the singer in the band. and the video centers areound them doing voice overs for porn. awesome video.
 
2012-08-10 03:09:03 PM
img1.imagebanana.com
 
2012-08-10 03:17:13 PM

olddeegee: OK. A threesome. As long as neither of them talks. I can't stand her sister's voice.


How could they talk with their mouths full?
 
2012-08-10 03:18:32 PM
MADRE DE DIO
 
2012-08-10 03:20:43 PM

brap: I'm such a Penelope Cruz fanboy it's a little shameful. So lovely and talented. Plus she's a great comic actress.


You're a fan of hers and you didn't know about Monica?
 
2012-08-10 03:24:24 PM
www.atalude.net
 
2012-08-10 03:30:29 PM
I'm at work and this is not a bookmark.
 
2012-08-10 03:56:19 PM
so, anyone know what she looks like?
 
2012-08-10 04:07:21 PM
motherofgod.jpg
Id bang her like a screen door in a hurricane
 
2012-08-10 04:20:28 PM
I'd stamp her passport.

;|
 
2012-08-10 04:34:01 PM
Have her bathed and brought to my room.
 
2012-08-10 05:48:40 PM

Tax Boy: There is a Spanish music video in which Penelope Cruz and her sister make out. With each other.

/oh my
//giggity overload


i237.photobucket.com

Oh my!
 
2012-08-10 07:59:09 PM
But young women aren't attractive. Only when you reach 40, and Selective Middle-Aged Memory Loss kicks in, are women beautiful.
 
2012-08-11 12:16:08 AM
I'll be in my-
dammit.
/Anybody have a towel?
 
2012-08-11 12:30:42 AM

Vash's Apprentice: I'll be in my-
dammit.
/Anybody have a towel?


come again?
 
2012-08-11 12:59:28 AM

OgreMagi: I'm at work and this is not a bookmark.


ok
 
2012-08-11 01:28:51 AM
Madre de Dios.

theflatline: Tax Boy: There is a Spanish music video in which Penelope Cruz and her sister make out. With each other.

/oh my
//giggity overload

It is their brothers video, he is the singer in the band. and the video centers areound them doing voice overs for porn. awesome video.


I would ask you for a link, but I'm afraid my brain would shut down completely if I saw that.
 
Skr
2012-08-11 05:50:54 AM
She is pretty cute.

Lavavajillas sounds like some clone of Godzilla from a volcano though.
 
2012-08-11 01:33:04 PM
Do her parents just create these siblings in a lab somewhere? Damn good genes all around.
 
2012-08-11 05:36:00 PM

uber humper: Vash's Apprentice: I'll be in my-
dammit.
/Anybody have a towel?

come again?


Nah, gravy.
 
2012-08-11 11:02:45 PM

farkingismybusiness: She has a beautiful name. Peen-a-lope.


Came here for this. Leaving happy.
 
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