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(NJ.com)   Death gets a delivery   (nj.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Keansburg  
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2012-08-10 09:53:20 AM  
The cemetery is no longer used, the report said.

Oh great, now it's gonna be harder to bury him. They could have at least put up a neon "No Vacancy" sign there to let murderers know.
 
2012-08-10 10:01:48 AM  
The victim's name has not been released.



Doug?
 
2012-08-10 10:32:12 AM  
Robert Hesse, 34, beat the victim to death using his hands and feet

A martial arts fight in a cemetery is forming in my head - maybe a remake of The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires.
 
2012-08-10 11:23:06 AM  
Well that's convenient
 
2012-08-10 11:23:47 AM  
The cemetery is no longer used, the report said.

They dug up the bodies of the previously interred?
 
2012-08-10 11:24:21 AM  
hundreds dead?
 
2012-08-10 11:26:25 AM  

gopher321: The victim's name has not been released.



Doug?


Robert Paulson?
 
2012-08-10 11:26:39 AM  
The cemetery is no longer used, the report said.

Perhaps when the murderer received his programming, it still was...

/Telefon
//I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
 
2012-08-10 11:27:34 AM  

DesertDemonWY: hundreds dead?


No one's talking.
 
2012-08-10 11:30:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The cemetery is no longer used, the report said.

They dug up the bodies of the previously interred?


Perhaps they mean that with this latest death, it is now considered 'refurbished'.
 
2012-08-10 11:30:46 AM  
Whew. I thought David Newell had died.
 
2012-08-10 11:31:51 AM  
beaten to death.....
so if you win you loose
 
2012-08-10 11:32:47 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The cemetery is no longer used, the report said.

They dug up the bodies of the previously interred?


mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-10 11:33:55 AM  
photo.goodreads.com

Hullo-ullo-ullo and all that.
 
2012-08-10 11:34:21 AM  
Not

s12.postimage.org
 
2012-08-10 11:37:20 AM  
Death gets a delivery

I had to sign for it because he was on holiday.
 
2012-08-10 11:38:31 AM  

WTP 2: beaten to death.....
so if you win you loose


You loose?
 
2012-08-10 11:45:43 AM  

Galloping Galoshes: WTP 2: beaten to death.....
so if you win you loose

You loose?


Perhaps he means "Touloose, as in the famous artist, Touloose Startrek.
 
2012-08-10 11:55:27 AM  
"The victim's name has not been released."

I was actually hoping the victim's last name would somehow be Digiorno.
 
2012-08-10 12:02:47 PM  
keansburg is the boil on the ass of NJ
 
2012-08-10 01:22:53 PM  
corriecanuck.files.wordpress.com

Made it easy for me.

//stupid owl blood
 
2012-08-10 02:07:20 PM  
They mean that the cemetery is closed for new burials.
 
2012-08-10 02:11:21 PM  
"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING", said Death. "JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."
 
2012-08-10 04:09:34 PM  

Raven Darke: "DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING", said Death. "JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."


I was wondering/hoping someone was gonna make that connection


kudos to you sir
 
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